Title: The Most Overexaggerated Severitus Ever
Author: Insane Slytherin
Rating: PG-13 or T
Summary: An overexaggerated Severitus. Kind of parody, I guess.
Author Notes: I was bored. Virtual coffee to whomever can find the Simpsons reference.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but an over-active imagination and this crappy computer.
Harry was in Snape's office, supposedly for a detention.
"I hate you, Potter!"
"I hate you, too!"
"I bet I hate you more than you hate me!"
"Not possible!"
Suddenly, Snape looked confused.
"Potter, why do you look exactly like me?"
Harry burst out crying.
"I don't know! I changed while being tortured by the evil Dursleys!"
A letter suddenly appeared in a blinding, unsubtle flash of light. Above the letter, bright light formed into words: THANK YOU FOR USING TIME-DELAY MAIL, COME AGAIN SOON.
Snape and Harry read the letter.
"OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MY FATHER! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'R MY SON!"
Dumbledore came into the room.
"Hi, everybody!"
"Hi, Professor Dumbledore!" they both answered.
"I see you found the letter. You now know the truth."
"I'm disgusted."
"So am I."
"That's easily solved!"
Dumbledore walked over to them and force-fed them both lemon drops.
They blinked.
"I love you... son!"
"I love you too, dad!"
"Gimme a hug!"
--insert big, mushy scene here--
Dumbledore grinned.
"Excellent! This calls for more lemon drops!"