Title: Luke, I Am Your Owl
Author: Insane Slytherin
Rating: PG or K+
Summary: Who becomes the Headmaster/Headmistress after Dumbledore dies?
Author Notes: Still bored.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but an over-active imagination and this crappy computer.
Harry had been called to McGonagall's office. When he got there, he found McGonagall stroking his own.
"Hello, Harry," said Professor McGonagall.
"Hello, Professor."
"Now, I'm sure you're wondering who the new Headmaster/Headmistress of Hogwarts is."
"Not really."
"Too bad. I'm telling you, anyway. It's..."
--dramatic pause--
"...Hedwig."
Harry shrugged.
"Whatever. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my bed to wallow in my misery, self-pity, and woe."
"Okay. Don't be late for dinner."
Hedwig looked up and stared at Harry.
"Luke, I am your owl," she said.
"My name's not Luke. It's Harry."
Hedwig blinked.
"Oops."