Dagobah: Year 2
My first
lessons of the Sith were in basic light saber skills, Force abilities
and martial arts. Dagobah was my first real test of these skills in
an unpredictable environment. Master Klo'ek wanted to test my
abilities against the wild and undocumented creatures on this forest
planet.
He didn't believe in slow learning. "Learn by jumping
into the fire", as he always said. Skip the pot altogether.
He
taught me to use a light saber by handing me one and tossing me into
a cave full of aggressive vampire bats in Australia.
Talk about
'tough love'.
I was 10 years old by this time, and I had tasted my
first blood. My first victory; with only minor abrasions.
Our camp
on Dagobah was several yards away from a bog that constantly bubbled
and smelled like stale popcorn.
That was the first time I had
actually stepped foot on an alien planet since leaving Earth with my
master.
After my mother died we spent my first year of training
traveling all over Earth, then I had lived on our space ship,
Archangel V, a large cargo ship, which we later sold to a
wayward gambler. We did all of our trading with other lifeforms
aboard different space stations.
With the credits we got from our
old ship we bought Elocon, a small two-seat verticle flyer,
along with some gear and rations.
The smaller ship was necessary
to land on Dagobah. Also, constantly changing ships keeps any
authority figures off your tracks.
That was one of the many
valuable tips I learned from my master.
My first
day away from camp was uneventful. I ran into several small animals
that couldn't harm me,
even if they wanted to. Most of them ran
away as I approached. My light saber was used as a fly swatter, more
than anything.
That night, however, had a little more excitement.
My senses
woke me from a deep sleep. Sitting up, I could hear the distant
whirring of a light saber.
My master had been alerted before me
and ventured out into the dark to check on a noise.
The noise
turned out to be a large, hairy creature that Master Klo'ek later
explained had wandered into
camp and rummaged through our food
rations during the night.
With our food pillaged, we only had a
few days left on Dagobah instead of the weeks we had planned.
There
was no way we were going to carve up and eat that foul creature that
was decomposing in our camp.
We spent the rest of that day moving
camp further down the bank to escape the smell. We also wanted to
keep from getting caught in a battle from other creatures that did
want to feast on the corpse.
My second
day in the wild led me to meet a giant, grey spider-like creature
that was climbing down the trunk of a huge Gnarl tree.
I jumped up
on a large rock to get a better look at him. As I approached the
spider he jumped at me. Surprised, I fell off the rock and dropped my
light saber, cracking the end of the casing.
I used the Force to
fetch my saber, did a test ignite, and quickly cut through his front
legs as he hovered over me, all while laying on my back.
Before I
could regain my fighting stance on the slippery, mossy ground and
advance on him he had buried the remainder of his arms into the
ground and sprouted what appeared to be a leaf.
At this point, I
realized that he was actually the seed of a Gnarl tree.
Walking
around and studying my surroundings, I figured out that all Gnarl
trees were, at one time, one of these spider creatures.
I slashed
one of the trees' roots out from under it, just out of spite. I could
sense it's pain, it felt good.
On the
third day my master wanted me to bring back the head of one of these
spider seeds that I had
told him about. He was curious about them,
more so than he wanted me to learn any skills, I think.
I figured
I would be the good student and bring one back for him.
When I
ventured into the wild, again, I learned my most valuable light saber
lesson.
Never, ever, ignite your light saber in water if the
casing it cracked!
As I
jumped over some logs to cross a river, one of the logs moved. I was
plunged into waist deep bog water, soaking me to the bone.
The log
rose out the water, revealing its face, and teeth. It reminded me of
an alligator back on Earth, only covered in bark.
It advanced,
ready to have me for a snack, as I pulled my saber and hit the 'ON'
switch.
Big mistake.
An electric shock surged through the entire bank, instantly knocking me back and throwing the light saber into the river. I screamed from the pain before I went unconscious. My last memory of that event was the creature, standing there.
I don't
know how long I was out before my master found me. I was still
soaking wet and
freshly dragged to the bank.
"What the
hell were you doing in the river!", he demanded.
I opened my
mouth to answer, but my voice was gone. No matter how hard I tried, I
couldn't even make a peep. My voice box had been fried.
Master
Klo'ek told me that he went out to forage for extra food when he
found me floating in the water.
The corpse of the alligator
creature lodged in the real logs and kept me from floating down the
river any further. Luckily the electric bolt killed him before he got
to me. Another problem was, my light saber was still at the bottom of
the river.
"Call
your saber out of that muck." he scolded, but I didn't know
how. At that time I could only use the Force to fetch something if I
could see it. The water was too murky and covered in algea to see the
bottom, even though it was only 3 feet deep.
Without a voice, I
could only look at my master and shake my head.
Master Klo'ek made me sit on the edge of the river and think about what my light saber looked like. Every corner, every curve, every knob; even the crack. When I could finally picture it, perfectly, he had me 'call' it.
I didn't
understand, at the time, but did as I was told. When I thought about
my saber, and thought about holding it, the water in the middle of
the river started to bubble.
It took only a few seconds before my
light saber, covered in muck, was laying by my crossed feet on the
muddy bank.
I picked
it up, cleaned it off and hooked it to my belt. I turned to my master
for some sort of approval, but he wasn't even looking at me.
My
senses kicked in at that very second and I drew my saber, still
soaked, just as my master did.
By this time in my training I was
very instinctual with my blade. I could find the 'ON' switch in
vertigo with the lights turned off, but before my thumb could reach
the switch Master Klo'ek wrapped his hand around my handle,
preventing me from lighting it – his other hand had his blade
ignited and at the ready.
"I don't need you to demonstrate
how you ended up face down in the river." , he whispered.
I
had to stand by as I watched my master take on a larger Gnarl tree
spider and remove it's head by himself.
With my light saber out of commission we were down to one. My master didn't feel comfortable with that situation. I couldn't take his out on my daily ventures, leaving him defensless at camp, and he wouldn't allow me to go without one, either. We left Dagobah the following morning.
The
Elocon was docked at some random space port for a week as we
got more food rations, clothing and spare parts for the ship.
Medical
droids replaced my voice box with a prototype synthesizer, forcing me
to learn how to talk all over again.
I also learned how to build
my first light saber there. All the ones I had used before had been
handed to me. Now I was to learn all the intricate workings of the
weapon and, hopefully, not break any more of them, as I was earning a
reputation for doing.
