Oofie- Ok people this is like…my first fanfic…. ever…. I know I like read 'em and stuff but this is the first I've actually written. SO BE NICE!

Inuyasha- And just WHY should people be nice to you?

Oofie- because I asked them to?

Inuyasha- that's not good enough.

Kagome- Oh Inuyasha just shut up. Lets just be nice to Oofie-chan because it's polite, and because she is a nice person!

Oofie- Oh…thank you so much Kagome-chan!

Kagome- The pleasure was mine!

Inuyasha- Keh…women

Kagome- looks at Inuyasha sweetly Inuyasha?

Inuyasha- uh….yes?

Kagome- OSUWARI!

And thus a new and rather large crater was made on the earth.

Oofie- Oh….and by the way, I don't own Inuyasha or any of the Characters…. BUT ONE DAY I JUST MIGHT!

Chapter 1: A Peaceful Day

It was a nice quiet day in feudal Japan….

"INUYASHA! SIT!"

Well… like I said it WAS a nice quiet day in feudal Japan. But our favorite hanyou was at his old tricks…again.

"DAMNIT WENCH! CAN YOU COOL IT ON THOSE FUCKIN' SIT COMANDS?" Inuyasha yelled.

"COULD YOU STOP CALLING ME A WENCH YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!" Kagome retaliated.

Shippo just sighed. "Why do we go through this every morning?" Currently the argument was over ramen. Yesterday it was over whether or not Kagome was just a jewel detector. The day before that was about Kagome wanting to go home. And the day before that….well you get the idea. Basically Inuyasha and Kagome hadn't given Shippo, Miroku, Sango, or Kirara any peace for 2 weeks strait. And of course, they were all pretty pissed.

"Well, they do say the more a couple fights the closer they are. And though the don't show it much, Inuyasha and Kagome are pretty close." The lecherous monk stated as if it were obvious.

"Well I could care less if they are close or not, I just want some peace!" the demon slayer declared. And as if in agreement Kirara let out a frustrated sigh at the statement.

Kagome had finally had enough and 'sat' Inuyasha multiple times before storming off. Ugh! He makes me so mad! All he cares about are those stupid jewel shards and his precious ramen! She thought.

I mean, I know sitting him won't help much but he could at least show some compassion!

As Kagome marched farther into the forest she continued to curse Inuyasha for his...his...his...down right stupidity!

Back at camp Inuyasha was starting to recover from the millionth and a half sit command. "Ugh! Damn wench! All she does is sit me! Doesn't she have something better to do? Like finding jewel shards or making ramen?" Inuyasha wondered aloud.

"And you wonder why she sits you, you big stupid head?" Shippo commented under his breath. Unfortunately for our cute little kitsune Inuyasha's hearing picked that up and soon Shippo was nursing the bump on his head.

Miroku sighed. "Inuyasha you could be a bit more sensitive. Kagome doesn't deserve all this frustration. And about Shippo, leave him alone. He is just a little fellow after all." The monk took a sip of his tea. "And while you're at it you should go find Kagome. Even if you won't apologize, it's not safe for her to be roaming the forest unprotected with the jewel shards in her possession."

Inuyasha simply muttered his usual "keh" and leapt off into the forest following Kagome's scent. That woman! She could at lest have enough sense to stay at camp! Then a little voice inside Inuyasha started to contradict him. You idiot. You were the one who made her want to leave in the first place! She probably left 'cause she couldn't stand to be near you. But of course Inuyasha couldn't stand to lose an argument, even with himself. That's a lie! She doesn't hate me that much…does she? The hanyou ran through the forest still trying to figure out the answer to his question.

Kagome sat in a clearing on a rock sobbing. She felt so damn pathetic. Why? Why was she crying over him again? That stupid hanyou. How is it that he could make her feel this way? Over something as small as ramen? Ramen for Buddha's sake! It's because you love him so much. Why you keep denying it I'll never know. Now where had that come from? It was coming from her heart. As if I could ever love something so mean and frustrating as Inuyasha! She told herself. Then why Kagome Higurashi? Why is it that just thinking his name can make your heart skip a beat? Make you feel like you could do anything? Like you could even fly if you wanted to? She couldn't argue with that. He had always made her feel that way. Before she could even place the feeling he gave her. Even when she had first saw him bound to the sacred tree.

Kagome sighed and looked up. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Inuyasha held his sensitive ears in pain. "God Kagome don't scream like that!" The hanyou then shook his head, as if he could simply shake off the ringing in his ears. "That shit hurts ya know, god I don't know if the ri-" Inuyasha was cut off in mid-sentence as Kagome reached her hands up to his ears and tried soothing him. Inuyasha involuntarily purred a bit, which surprised Kagome.

"Wow, I could understand a cat demon purring, but a dog demon?" she giggled a little when Inuyasha blushed a little, yet he didn't object to the treatment she was giving his ears. Kagome realized this and continued giving him his pleasure cheerfully.

"God Kagome that feels amazing…" Inuyasha said with a lack of anything else to say.

Kagome giggled again, which sent shivers down Inuyasha's spine, not that he didn't like it of course. "Well I have had lots of practice on Buoyo ya know." Said Kagome letting her mind travel to the cat who was probably lounging next to Souta.

While Kagome was in her own little world involving her favorite fat cat, Inuyasha took advantage of this time to admire his Kagome. Heh, so now she's your Kagome? The voice just wouldn't leave him alone. And instead of arguing he simply told the voice Yeah, so she is.

The voice pulled an Inuyasha and said Keh before leaving him to admire the girl stroking his ears. God she's beautiful he thought. Her raven black hair hung loosely around her and her bangs drooped over her forehead nonchalantly. Her big beautiful brown eyes were looking at him, but not really focused, so he could tell she was thinking about something. Her cheeks were slightly pink, not that she was embarrassed, it was more so just the color of her skin. And then those lips. Those lips he wanted so badly but would never admit to wanting, even to himself. Those poutty full lips that looked as if they were just made for him. Inuyasha let his eyes travel downward to where her rather large…um…womanly features were. They lingered there for a minute before he realized that he needed to blink. He looked back up into her eyes, which were still unfocused, and then he let out a loud sigh.

The sigh had snapped Kagome out of her little world and she realized that Inuyasha was staring at her, with an emotion she couldn't quite place. Her fingers were now moving by themselves and they traveled down his silver locks and grabbed them, pulling him forward a little bit. Seeing what she was unconsciously doing, Inuyasha moved towards her and let his eyes droop. Kagome's breathing got a little quicker as the gap between them started to close, soon his lips would cover hers in a loving kiss…

Then Kagome woke up. HAHA! Just kidding! Did I get you? Well….maybe not but…let's keep going

…But suddenly Inuyasha heard a voice, a familiar voice, a very annoying voice. Then Inuyasha's least favorite whirlwind came into sight, just to reveal as it disappeared, his least favorite wolf.

Oofie- Well? What did you think? I know I know…I'm evil, and I'm sorry, but I had to do it! And it's so short too...i promise the next one will be sooo much longer!

Inuyasha-…

Oofie- Inuyasha you look as if you want to say something.

Inuyasha- You…were gonna make me…kiss her.

Oofie- And? You know you wanted to anyway.

Inuyasha- NO I DIDN'T! blushes

Oofie- snicker Your face is telling me otherwise.

Kagome- sniff

Inuyasha- uh…Kagome?

Kagome- Is it really that bad? Am I really so horrible you wouldn't even kiss me?

Inuyasha- Wait Kagome! It's not that I don't want to kiss you…

Kagome- looks into Inuyasha's eyes Really?

Inuyasha- Um…yeah…uh…

Oofie- blinks Well, since I'm obviously not needed at the moment, looks at the sputtering Inuyasha I'd like to take this time to ask you to please rate if you want to. Feel free to e-mail me to! I mean, ya know, if you want.

Kagome- OSUWARI! UGH! YOU EVIL BASTARD! stomps off

Inuyasha- lies in a very deep hole face down

Oofie- looks at the hanyou that just ate some serious dirt And so the saga continues…bye! waves