Oofie: Well, what did you guys think?

Inuyasha: Think about what…

Oofie: The first chapter you baka!

Inuyasha: Eh! DON'T CALL ME NO BAKA!

Oofie: points BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!

Kagome: Err…. Oofie-chan?

Oofie: Yes Kagome-sama?

Kagome: It's no use arguing with Inuyasha, it's completely pointless.

Oofie: Oh I know, but you see, even though you have the osuwari command and I don't I still hold power over our little puppy here.

Inuyasha: Keh, and just what kind of power are we talkin' here? AND DON'T CALL ME NO PUPPY!

Oofie: Why, the power of being the author you silly puppy!

Inuyasha: I'm not silly, or a puppy damnit and just what can you do? Oh god your not gonna WRITE me to death are you! HAHAHA!

Oofie: Hmmm… since you need proof I hold the power here I'll give you some. What's the last thing you'd ever expect to happen right at this very moment?

Inuyasha: The last thing…. Uh…I wouldn't expect that runt of a fox to be here I guess.

Oofie: Are you sure that's it? Boy Inuyasha you're boring, but then again I do like Shippo.

Shippo: Kagome-chan!

Kagome: Shippo! catches the kitsune in her arms Shippo how did you get here?

Shippo: Oofie-chan sent for me, so I came right away! She said she had candy!

Oofie: Here you go Shippo-chan! hands Shippo candy And now since Inuyasha looks so speechless over there lets give him somethin' to say shall we?

Inuyasha: watches Shippo nuzzle up to Kagome's chest Boy I wish I was him.

Kagome: INUYASHA! blushes furiously

Inuyasha: I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Oofie: Oh pshaw Inuyasha, you know you were thinkin' it! watches herself be ignored as Kagome piles on the sit camands …Well I did warn him…Anyways it's time to start the chapter! But remember peoples I DO NOT own Shippo...and whoever the hell else. BUT ONE DAY I JUST MIGHT SO LOOK OUT DAMNIT!

Chapter 2: Enter Koga the self-proclaimed Fiancé!

Kagome looked up, and to her surprise there stood her self-proclaimed fiancé. "Ohmygosh!" she said it like it was all one word "Inuyasha it's Koga!" She looked to the very annoyed hanyou.

"Nooooo" he answered sarcastically "I'm pretty sure it's Naraku coming to kill us all!" Inuyasha threw his hands into the air, which gave the statement a pretty good affect. He then looked to where the person he least wanted to see at that moment had stood and said "And what the hell do you want?"

To Inuyasha's dismay Koga had already been talking with a very nervous Kagome, his arms around her and all. Apparently he had been like this since Inuyasha had started talking and hadn't heard a word he said. "Oh Kagome, why don't you just leave this mutt and come back with me! Its spring already and if we try I'm pretty sure we'll have healthy pups to watch over in no time at all!" Koga stated as if it were the most wonderful news he had ever given Kagome. He hadn't even notice her stiffen in his arms when he mentioned the word pups, or even as Inuyasha had lunged toward them.

Inuyasha snatched Kagome's arm with a grip hard enough to pull her from Koga but still not strong enough to hurt her in anyway. And he smiled slightly to himself as Kagome dug her face into his chest and threw her arms around his waist, apparently afraid to be snatched up by Koga again. Hmm, the only problem is I can't really kill Koga when she is like this he thought to himself in a semi-disappointed way, until he looked up and saw the look on Koga's face.

Kagome had already moved off of Inuyasha a little as the silence had deepened. She stepped back at watched the two men as they battled it out in a match between wits. Of course this got rather boring and eventually Kagome had to stop this by saying "Yeah, um…I'm goin' back to camp…err…see ya" and with that she started off. But unfortunately both men stepped forward at the same time.

"I'll walk you back Kagome." Both of them had said, then blinked, and looked at each other. "No," Koga had said "I will walk with Kagome back to her camp and you will go take your little walk now mutt." Koga took Kagome's arm and started to walk off…but then the author got tired of writing about Koga and Inuyasha fighting for now and made it so Inuyasha just hit Koga so hard he went flying and Inuyasha walked Kagome back to camp.

As Kagome and Inuyasha arrived at the camp they saw Sango reintroduce the palm of her hand to the left side of Miroku's face. "Ah you stupid monk! What did you do know?" Inuyasha flared. Heck, he couldn't really take out all his anger of missing that kiss with Kagome on Koga, so why not Miroku? Kiss…KISS! Who said a god damned thing about a kiss? Inuyasha yelled to himself. Oh come on, you were gonna kiss her you baka. Don't try to hide it now his other side told him. (Other side…geez forgive me but I had nothing else to call it) Now obviously his anger didn't matter because his 'other side' had a point.

Kagome glanced at Inuyasha who had gone 3 shades of red in about half a second. She wondered if he even noticed, or if he had even noticed her watching. Or what he was thinkin' about she found herself thinking. What could have possibly made him be so embarrassed just by …oh… she thought, putting two and two together. Oh my gosh is he really still thinking about that…I mean, what happened in the clearing? God she couldn't even think about saying she had almost kissed him.

Kagome glanced over at Inuyasha and he could feel her staring. He couldn't resist so he just turned and looked at her too. They held each other's gaze for a second, then simply looked away, thinking that the other might find out what they were thinking if they kept staring.

"Ahhh, Kagome-chan, what was that about today anyway?" Sango and Kagome were out at a hot spring they had found and they were currently soaking the day away.

"Uh, what was what about Sango-san?" Oh god she can't have noticed me staring at Inuyasha could she?

"When you and Inuyasha came back this afternoon, things seemed, different ya know? You guys kept throwing each other glances, and when you were caught you both turned away and blushed like crazy!" Sango waved her hands above her head to emphasize what she was saying. "So what happened in the forest?" Damn. She was caught.

"Well…" Kagome had no idea what to say. She could, on one hand, tell Sango all about what happened, her rubbing his ears, Koga, and …what had almost happened. "…well I went off into the forest and Inuyasha found me. Then we came back to camp." Yup, she would lie her way out.

Sango eyed her for a minute then said, "I don't buy it. What really happened Kagome-chan? You know you can tell me." Sango started to plead with her eyes, which she knew always got to Kagome, and eventually she broke her down.

"Alright already I'll tell you!" Kagome said in defeat. "When Inuyasha found me, I hadn't seen him come up, so at first it startled me and I screamed and it hurt his ears so after that I rubbed them as an apology and then we started to relax…" Kagome had to figure out just the right way to say the next part, but instead she pulled an Inuyasha and simply blurted it out "…andthenwealmostkissed!" At one point Sango looked like she didn't understand, and it made Kagome think saying it so fast had worked, but to her dismay Sango closed her eyes and when she opened them she had a devilish smirk on her face.

"Uh….Sango?" Kagome asked, not sure of what was to come next.

"Kagome you kissed him!" Sango sounded like a 13-year-old. "This is so exciting! Well? Did he like it? Did you like it? Was he a good kisser? Did it go any farther after that?"

"Sango!"

"Well Kagome I said any farther I didn't say all the way."

"Sango! You're not listening!"

"Look Kagome even if you did go all the way…"

Kagome took Sango by her shoulders and said "Sango! Your not listening! I did NOT kiss him! I said ALMOST! And almost DOESN'T count!"

Sango blinked. "Well Kagome that's all you really had to say…"

Kagome looked at the girl in front of her and was about to scream her head off at her but she heard a noise, and her eyes found two new victims.

"MIROKU GET AWAY FROM THERE! SANGO'LL KICK YOUR ASS AND IF YOU SEE KAGOME I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" Inuyasha's voice screamed as he ran towards them.

"OH MY GOD! INUYASHA! YOU PERVERT! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!"

There were numerous thuds by a near by bush and Miroku's head popped out from behind it. "Good evening ladies, it looks as if Inuyasha is going to be out of use for a while but I would gladly keep you company during your bath! Just let me remove my robe and…" Sango had thrown a bolder the size of Kaede's hut at Miroku and cut him off.

"Nice aim Sango"

"I suppose it comes with the demon slayer bloodline."

The two girls, now very clean, went back to camp and started to heat up some water for ramen. Hey they might halfway kill their men but that doesn't mean they won't cook for them! "So Kagome" Sango started "why didn't you?" Sango was combing through Kirara's fur with her fingers and staring at her friend with a monotonous gaze.

Kagome tilted her head to the side a bit before asking "Why didn't I what?" She two had a demon in her lap, but this one was a sleeping fox demon instead of a sleeping fire cat. Shippo had already eaten and tired himself out while playing with Kirara. He had fallen asleep almost as soon as Kagome had gotten there to comfort him.

Sango slightly closed her eyes and said "Why didn't you kiss him? I mean, I don't mean to intrude but, you seemed like you wanted to, so…" Sango didn't finish her sentence, she didn't have to. Kagome already knew what she was trying to say.

"Well" Kagome sighed "Koga showed up." She paused before going on "He saw me there and immediately went into love and spring time and having pups and…you know I just don't see why he is so in love with me! And why did he have to come right then of all the times in the world he had to come right then! He completely ruined my chance to…" Kagome gasped. She said to much once again. Slowly she took her eyes up and met Sango's who had the most amused look on her face.

"So. You were looking forward to kissing him. I knew it all along."

"Oh shut it Sango! You've got it just as bad for Miroku! I can see it written all over your face!"

Sango didn't know what to say to this. She knew she loved Miroku no matter how perverted he was but…but had it been so obvious? Kagome would answer her question.

"God don't look so shocked! Everybody knows it except for Miroku of course. Even Inuyasha knows you love Miroku, and you know how dense he can be."

Sango didn't say another word, she simply layed back against a tree and closed her eyes.

"So, Inuyasha, What happened between you and Kagome today?" Miroku said shedding the last of his robes.

"Keh, what do you mean what happened?" Inuyasha said while untucking his haori. What happened? What happened? You know damn well what happened ya baka! Keh that doesn't mean he has to know it though.

Miroku, now fully naked, lowered himself into the hot springs that the girls had discarded. He let himself relax a moment before answering "Well I know you two weren't out there just planting posies."

"What the fuck are posies?"

"I don't know it's what the writer wrote so just go with it"

"Keh."

"So what happened? I hope you didn't ravish our poor Kagome-sama now did you?" Miroku asked with a slight smirk on his face.

Inuyasha turned red. He didn't know if it was from the embarrassment from the thought that he might have liked to or the anger that Miroku would think he would, but he didn't really care. Inuyasha untied the bottom of his pants before slipping out of them and plunging into the water, sending splashes up at Miroku. The hanyou ducked his head under the surface of the water and swam towards the deeper parts of the springs. Man, this thing could be a fuckin' lake it's so deep he thought while still sinking lower. He eventually needed air though and he came up to the surface, surprised that he was now 26 feet away from where Miroku was sitting.

Keh, Miroku. That stupid monk and his posies, why couldn't he just let me forget about this afternoon so I wouldn't have to worry? He asked himself. Well that wouldn't be fare to poor Kagome would it? To have her worry while you play ignorant? Not a very wise choice Inuyasha the other side of him answered. Inuyasha hated his other side. It's not that it made him look stupid, which it did, or beat him in an argument, which it did, but it was that fact that it was almost always right that made him hate it so much.

Keh, I've had enough bathing, I'm goin' back and with that thought he rushed out of the springs, only giving Miroku some type of keh as a reply when asked where he was going. By the time Inuyasha got dressed and got back to camp, the others had fallen asleep. The water was all boiled and ready for his ramen, and he could do the rest by himself, but something was just not quite right.

He looked around for a second, then it hit him like that huge piece of metal hit that news reporter guy in that movie about the end of the world…. Kagome wasn't there.

He listened for her; maybe she had to use that bathroom or something. She would come back wouldn't she? He didn't wait to find out. He immediately took off in the direction of Kagome's scent.

Damnit Kagome! Where are you? What happened? Are you hurt? Damnit woman you'd better be ok!

Oofie: So, Inuyasha do you believe me when I say I hold supreme power?

Inuyasha: Keh

Kagome: Hee hee.

Inuyasha: And just what are you laughing at?

Kagome: You! You're so cute when you pout! It's hilarious!

Inuyasha: I am not pouting!

Oofie: Pfft.

Inuyasha: Don't pfft me woman!

Oofie: takes out a microphone PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

Inuyasha: Alright lady you asked for it! lunges

Oofie: Kagome-chan?

Kagome: Osuwari

Inuyasha: GAH! plunges into the earth

Kagome: Sorry Inuyasha but you really shouldn't go after Oofie-chan like that, it's not nice.

Oofie: Exactly. Plus I have a cold right now, if I get seriously hurt while I'm sick that could be bad.

Kagome: Oh Oofie-chan how did you get sick?

Oofie: Lets just say that…. Hangovers are killer don't ever drink.

Kagome & Inuyasha: …

Oofie: I'm just kidding, I was out in the rain for to long and I got sick.

Kagome & Inuyasha:…

Oofie: Yeah….so anyway I was thinkin' about bringin' a character from the series down here for every chapter. I didn't do it for number one cause I thought you two were enough. As you can see we started with Shippo on Inuyasha's request!

Inuyasha: yeah, whatever.

Kagome: Oh that's cool Oofie-chan! Can I make a request this time?

Oofie: Sure Kagome-chan! Just pick anybody you want!

Kagome: Ok then how about Souta?

Inuyasha: And have him follow me around for the whole chapter? I don't think so Kagome.

Kagome: Fine you baka! Then I piiiiiiick…KOGA!

Inuyasha: WHAT?

Kagome & Inuyasha: Bicker bicker squabble squabble

Oofie: So anyways, I suppose Koga is comin' here next! That's great cause Koga would be my number one choice if Inuyasha weren't as cool as he was. For Kagome I mean, ya know, to like, fall in love with. Oh and before I go I wanna thank some people who gave me a bit of inspiration for this chapter. First I wanna thank Kai, for giving me so many funny ideas without even knowing it! Second I thank all the authors of the Inuyasha fanfics out there that I have read; they were all great you guys! And lastly I wanna thank mean, old, smelly Mrs. Rusting, YEAH I'M TALKIN TO YOU LADY,who gave me boring homework that made me wanna avoid it so much I started writing chapter 2 earlier then I thought I would! Well anyway thanks for reading! If you wanna e-mail me feel free to do so! Now I wonder what Kagome and Inuyasha are doin'….

Kagome: OSUWARI!

Inuyasha: crashes into the earth once more DAMNIT WOMAN!

Oofie: sighs, then grabs Shippo and hugs him And so the saga continues….later! waves goodbye with Shippo