Oofie: God I really don't wanna do my homework, otherwise I wouldn't already be writing this.

Kagome: Oofie-chan it's not a good idea to skip out on you homework.

Oofie: Hey if my teacher would have more sense and give out homework during the week then I wouldn't have to skip out right now.

Koga: What's homework?

Kagome: Oh, uh…Hi Koga…

Oofie: KOGA! Koga you're like my favorite of Inuyasha's rivals!

Koga: Well uh…thanks…heh heh...

Oofie: speaking of Inuyasha where is he…Kagome have you seen him?

Kagome: I don't know where he is, I saw him earlier muttering something about ramen but…Oh. walks over to her backpack Hey Inuyasha…if you wanted some ramen just ask geez.

Inuyasha: Ramen yeah…right…

Kagome: Whatcha readin'?

Inuyasha: Nothin', go make me the fuckin' ramen.

Kagome: Hey…INUYASHA THAT'S MY DIARY!

Inuyasha: What's a diary? keeps on reading

Oofie: uh…Inuyasha…a diary is sort of a thing, where like, a person writes their most inner thoughts and feelings scoots towards Inuyasha and its sort of a violation of privacy to read one…reads over his shoulder

Koga: Hey I wanna see! Did she write something about me in there? runs over and reads over Inuyasha's other shoulder

Kagome: fumes Put my diary down now or you will all suffer the damn consequences. Do you hear me?

Koga, Oofie, & Inuyasha: yeah…in a minute…

Kagome: I SAID DO YOU FUCKIN HEAR ME? PUT THE DAMN DIARY DOWN NOW!

Koga & Oofie: Yes ma'am! scoot away from Inuyasha

Inuyasha: keeps reading

Kagome: OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!

Inuyasha: grinds into the earth and is pushed deeper…and deeper…and….

Koga: Alright Kagome! hugs

Kagome: Back off me wolf boy. walks over and picks up the diary that Inuyasha dropped

Oofie: uh…yeah…I suppose we should start the chapter…

Koga: Should I go comfort her?

Oofie: Are you deaf? Did you not hear what she just told you?

Koga: Then maybe you should calm her down.

Oofie: …

Koga: What?

Oofie: I ain't goin' over there. Just let her be Koga, like I said it's time to start the chapter. Oh… I don't own Koga or whoever the hell else. BUT I PROMISE YOU I WILL!

Chapter 3: Where is Kagome?

Inuyasha ran with excellent speed through the forest, dodging trees and branches whenever needed. He still hadn't found Kagome. He had been running in circles for a while now but couldn't find her. Her scent was right here, but she wasn't. What the hell? Where is she? She should be right here damnit! Inuyasha was starting to worry.

"Kagome! Kagome!" he called to her but there wasn't an answer. Maybe somebody had taken her for her jewel shards. Oh god what would happen then? Would he find her in time? Would he be able to rescue her? So many questions ran through his head, there was no way he could answer them all, and at times he wasn't sure he wanted to.

"Kagome?" Inuyasha called, now unsure of himself. He took a step and the ground caved in under him. Using his sharp reflexes the hanyou jumped to the safety of more solid ground. "Damn, what the hell is that?" he wondered aloud. He peered down into the ditch. It was dark down there, but his half demon blood allowed his eyes to see into the darkness.

Down the hole was more dirt, and three tunnels. But that isn't what caught Inuyasha's attention. It was a piece of cloth, green cloth. He jumped down into the hole and picked up the cloth. It was soft to his touch and when he brought it to his nose he smelled Kagome. So she had fallen in, or maybe dragged in. Either way he had to find her and just standing here wasn't doing any good.

He looked around for a second. Then sniffed the air. It was no use, he couldn't smell Kagome, and all he could smell was dirt. He got down on all fours and examined the ground. Something's been dragged through here…you can see it in the dirt he thought. He lowered his head down to the dirt and sniffed. Among the smell of earth he picked up Kagome's scent.

Inuyasha looked up into the tunnel on the right that the trail in the dirt led to. He didn't hesitate once before going in, he had to find Kagome. It was a dark a foul smelling tunnel. It kind of smelled like a persons breath after they had just eaten a whole lot of salami (I hate the damn smell) and even when Inuyasha tried breathing through his mouth instead of his nose. It was worse.

Inuyasha kept walking through the tunnel, which eventually got smaller and smaller, till he was crouching down to half his height to get through. Luckily for our poor loyal hanyou he was about to get out of this torture. He saw a light, at the end of the tunnel, and he started to pick up his pace. (NO! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! Haha)

He immerged into a small cavern lit by a torch. He looked around. There were pallets made from fur. To the side of the pallets was a pile of meat, obviously somebody had just went out on a hunt. Then he looked to his left and saw it. He walked over and picked it up. This is…this is Kagome's backpack… the hanyou thought. Now he was positive the miko was here. He looked ahead of him; there was another tunnel. He strained his ears to listen. He heard voices.

Inuyasha ran into the tunnel and could hear the voices getting louder.

" Aw man, why do we have to stay out here?" one of the voices said.

"Because you idiot, Koga told us to wait here. He is the leader of our pack we have to obey his rules." The other explained without much patience.

Damnit, so Koga has Kagome! What the hell, that means…KOGA IS ALONE WITH KAGOME? Inuyasha growled low in his throat, and images of what might be happening to his poor Kagome flashed through his mind. Oh hell no! And with that last thought he rushed into the next cavern where Koga's pack had been waiting. Upon seeing him they growled and lunged for him, but he was to quick.

Inuyasha left Koga's pack down in that cavern and started down yet another tunnel towards Kagome's scent. Koga if you lay even one fuckin' finger on her I swear my foot's goin' so far up your ass you'll taste it! And with that pleasant thought in his head he quickened his steps.

Kagome's head was killing her. She slowly reached a hand up to the back of her head only to feel even more pain when it made contact. She let out a hiss in pain and opened her eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Whoa, Kagome calm down it's only me" Koga said.

"Huh…Koga…where am I? What am I doing here?" but before her questions were answered a certain hanyou burst into the small cave.

Inuyasha heard the scream and started to panic. He could see another light up ahead and he finally burst through the end of the tunnel…only to find Koga over Kagome. He didn't remember hitting him. He just saw Koga sprawled on the floor, holding his jaw. Then before he knew it, Inuyasha had a very confused miko in his arms, bridal style, and he left the cave.

When they got outside he put her down and looked her over. The bottom of her skirt was ripped, and it showed a little bit more thigh then he could handle, so he forced his eyes upward. He shirt was incredibly dirty and she had a leaf in her hair. Then she tried to take a step and she tripped. He caught her easily, and asked her if she was ok.

"No, I think I sprained my ankle…"

"What? Just now?"

"No, but I can't walk on this leg" she said trying to balance on one foot. It didn't work.

Once again Inuyasha caught Kagome when she fell backwards "Damn you're clumsy woman." He said with a little laugh.

"I am not clumsy! I just can't balance very well on my left leg." Kagome replied "And you don't have to laugh at me you know."

"Sorry, you just look funny" and he laughed again. "Klutz"

"Alright already just take me back to camp dog boy" Kagome said as she grabbed for his arm. Inuyasha easily lifted her onto his back and jumped up into the trees, careful not to bother her leg. Traveling up high like this was always faster, and not to mention it had a nice view.

Kagome snuggled into Inuyasha's back to get warmer. She was feeling a bit cold with the wind in her face but she still liked being up there with him. From this angle, she could see the side of his face. His skin looked pale in the moonlight and his mouth curved into a frown that made him look more like his brother. His golden eyes looked straight ahead and seemed to glow against the dark of the night. His silver hair caught the light from the moon and it made him look even more handsome.

Kagome felt like she was in a dream. She had read books about this sort of thing. When a girl's life changes because of what everybody thought was the impossible. But oh yeah, it was possible. Here she was, riding on the back of a half-demon. Under the clear starry sky in the moonlight. It was almost romantic.

When Inuyasha reached the camp he set Kagome down on her sleeping bag, and noticed for the first time that she was asleep. He smiled a bit before slipping her into her sleeping bag and setting her head on her pillow. The look on her face was so peaceful. Much better then it had been earlier that day when they had argued.

"Today…was a long day" and with that Inuyasha sat against a tree trunk and silently fell asleep.

But somewhere…deep in a cave…a wolf woke up with a serious headache. "Oh yeah mutt-face, you're goin' down" Koga felt his fang come loose in his mouth from the blow Inuyasha gave him and he spit it out " YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN YOU FUCKIN' PUPPY!"

Back at camp Inuyasha's ears twitched a little at the sound of a wolf howl and he smirked in his sleep.

Oofie: WOOHOO! CHAPTER 3 IS UP! does happy dance

Inuyasha: finally recovers from the billion sit commands Ah fuck… damn woman put my back out…AGAIN!

Kagome: you deserved it

Koga: Kagome…you're so cruel to him…I LOVE YOU! leaps in for a hug

Inuyasha: suddenly appears out of thin air in an attempt to punch Koga but is hugged instead

Oofie & Kagome: Oooooooo.

Oofie: takes picture Hm, what a lovely couple…ick.

Kagome: I think I want copies of that picture Oofie-chan.

Oofie: Sure Kagome-sama takes out the Polaroid and hands it to Kagome

Kagome: Thanks.

Inuyasha & Koga: looks at the picture WHAT THE HELL?

Oofie: Heh, but you two make such a cute couple. shudders at the thought

Inuyasha: WHATEVER! There is no way in the world you could make me even like him.

Oofie: Oh really? Do I have to show you the power of the author once more?

Inuyasha: …You…you wouldn't…

Oofie: I would.

Inuyasha: grabs Kagome and holds her close But you said you thought me and Kagome should be a couple! See? Lovely couple! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LOVE THAT MANGY WOLF! gets on hands and knees OOFIE-SAMA I BEG OF YOU! DON'T BE SO CRUEL!

Oofie: Hmmm….Inuyasha…get away from me or else…

Inuyasha: hides behind Kagome

Kagome: giggles

Oofie: Oh don't worry Inuyasha that would be just sick…and I may be sick but I'm not that sick…

Koga: Wait…are you saying you can make him fall in love with me?…Ew

Oofie: Of course I can Koga.

Koga: Does that also mean you could make…Kagome-sama fall in love with me…?

Oofie & Kagome: …

Koga: What?

Oofie: Koga…duck…

Koga: Huh? Where? gets punched in the head

Inuyasha: KOGA YOU MANGY WOLF DON'T EVER EVEN PLAY ABOUT KAGOME FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU!

Kagome: Inuyasha…

Inuyasha: What?

Kagome: Why do you even care if I fall in love with him or not?

Inuyasha: Uh…I…Um…Well you see…

Koga: Can I say something?

Oofie: Sure, go ahead Koga.

Koga: Ok, the first thing, Inuyasha you have no reason for me and Kagome not to fall in love so back off. And the second thing is, when it comes to Kagome, I never play around. Well…unless it's foreplay of course winks at Kagome

Kagome: KOGA! faints from the shock of Koga's pervertedness

Oofie: catches Kagome and starts to fan her with a pretty fan she got from a Chinese store in San Francisco Koga look what you did you naughty wolf!

Inuyasha: almost beats Koga to death

Kagome: wakes up OH MY GOSH! INUYASHA DON'T KILL HIM!

Inuyasha: AND WHY THE HELL NOT!

Kagome: CAUSE I SAID SO DOG BOY!

Oofie: leaves them to their fighting Well, since I'm not needed why don't I do something productive! starts tending to Koga's wounds Ok first I wanna say that this has been fun, and that I really enjoy writing this, and if you enjoy it too then tell me so by rating! Next thing is I've decided to update on the weekends, so if you wanna find out what happens next just check in on Saturday or Sunday.

Koga: groans Oofie-chan?

Oofie: Yes Koga?

Koga: Where's Kagome?

Oofie: Um… looks over at Kagome and Inuyasha She is in the middle of a battle…that I think will end very soon and very badly…badly for Inuyasha anyway…

Kagome: OSUWARI YOU BASTARD!

Inuyasha: does a nose dive and eats serious dirt

Oofie: Yup, it ended badly, I was right…

Koga: Serves him right… sits up while Oofie patches up his arm

Oofie: sigh And so the saga continues…Help me say g' bye Koga.

Oofie & Koga: Bye everybody! waves goodbye