Oofie: "WOOHOO! I'm getting a new bed today! And I'm rearranging my room!"

Inuyasha: "Woopy for you."

Kagome: "Inuyasha you're so rude…"

Inuyasha: "Keh"

Oofie: "Well, shall we bring out our next guess?"

Kagome: "You sound like a talk show host."

Oofie: "Hmm, do I?"

Kagome: "Yes."

Inuyasha: "What the fuck is a talk show host?"

Kagome: "You know that box that has small people in it at my house?"

Inuyasha: "Yeah…"

Kagome: "Well a talk show host is one of the people that are in the box."

Inuyasha: "Oh. Why would you wanna be in that box Oofie? I think it would suck…"

Oofie: "Pfft! You get paid money to be on that box Inuyasha, but anyway lets bring out our guest! He's that guy we love to hate! He's the one Sango wants to date! He is that perverted foo'…MIROKU!"

Miroku: walks out "Well hello there Oofie-sama! And how are you this fine evening?" kisses Oofie's hand

Oofie: "Back off Miroku or I'm tellin' Sango"

Miroku: "Oh come now Oofie-sama, do you really think I'd try anything on you?" shakes his head "No, You're to smart for that" reaches his hand towards Oofie's backside.

Oofie: catches Miroku's hand and twists it behind his back "Uh huh, let's just start the chapter. Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha: "Keh, Oofie doesn't own Miroku or whoever the fuck else."

Kagome: "BUT SHE JUST MIGHT ONE DAY!"

Chapter 4:Home Is Where Your Rump Rests!

Miroku woke up blinking with the sun in his eyes. He could smell what he assumed was breakfast and he sat up. Looking over to where the fire was he could see the girls were heating up some water for their usual breakfast: ramen.

"Well good morning ladies! Kagome-sama, I assume that after Inuyasha brought you back last night you had a good night's rest!" he smirked as Kagome blushed. "And Sango my dearest! I do believe that you had a good night's sleep knowing your lover was so near to you!"

"My lover? And who would this lover of mine be exactly?"

"Why none other then myself of course!" Miroku reached a hand behind Sango and grabbed onto her rear end. Sango gasped and took out the nearest thing to her and hit Miroku on the side of his face with it. Unfortunately for everybody's favorite monk the nearest thing to her happened to be a boiling pot of water…

Miroku held his face in pain. Kami, that had to hurt. "Oh Miroku I'm so sorry!" Sango called, and then she bent over the writhing monk and asked to see the side of his face. "Hmm, it isn't to bad Miroku. Just really read from the heat of the wa…EEK!" Miroku had groped Sango once again, which caused her to slap him across his burn.

"FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI!" Miroku screamed in pain. And once again he had Sango at his side apologizing.

"They are the weirdest batch of people I've ever seen" Inuyasha said while unconsciously swiveling his ears around to pick up what Sango was saying.

"Your one to talk dog boy" Kagome giggled when he threw her an annoyed look. She crawled over Kirara over to him. "Hey you might be weird but at least your ears are still cute!" she giggled again upon seeing him blush. All right Higurashi! If I can keep him in his good mood then maybe he'll let me go home!

Kagome purposely crawled over Inuyasha's lap to get his attention and she now sat on his left side. She mustered up what she thought was her sweetest and cutest smile and looked at Inuyasha, who was looking at the ground.

"Say, Inuyasha?" Kagome said.

He only grunted in response. Awright what's she want this time?

"Do you think I could maybe," she looked at her hands while she twiddled her thumbs "maybe I could, ya know, go home for a day or two?"

I knew she wanted somethin' he thought. "Keh, Kagome I don't see why you're always goin' back to that stupid time of yours."

Be patient Higurashi be patient "Well Inuyasha my family is there for one thing. I have friends who live there, and I need to go to school."

"Keh, why don't you just stay out here and be a miko for a livin' then you won't need no school."

Kagome couldn't handle the way he was acting. Why couldn't she just go back? Wasn't it enough that she was coming back here when she was done? "Inuyasha, I need to go back. I have a test I need to study for, not to mention it's been weeks since I was last home." Somehow she had managed to make her voice sound calm. That wasn't gonna last.

"Whatever Kagome, You're staying right here." He looked over towards the miko. Uh-oh.

"INUYASHA YOU JERK! WHY CAN'T I JUST GO HOME LIKE I ASK? ALL I WANNA DO IS SEE MY FAMILY AND TAKE SOME TESTS YOU BAKA AND YOU WON'T EVEN LET ME DO THAT!"

"Kagome would you just calm down and shut up for a second? Damn wench." That was a bad move.

"Calm…" she said with a slight laugh that made Inuyasha flinch. This was not going to end pretty. "Calm? CALM? I'LL GIVE YOU CALM DAMN IT! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!"

After recovering from all the sit commands, he looked up to see Kagome storming off with her backpack towards the well. "YEAH YOU'D BETTER KEEP WALKIN'!"

"OSUWARI!"

"GAH!" and he ate dirt again.

Back in Kagome's time…

"The nerve of that guy! I ask to come home and he denies me? ME? OF MY OWN HOME? HOW DARE HE?"

"Hey mom" Souta said from the couch in the living room, "Kagome-neechan's home."

"Yes dear I know, I heard her," Mrs. Higurashi said with a smile on her face. "Oh hello Kagome-chan! How are you?"

"Fine mama just fine!" she threw her backpack down, "I'll be in my room!" she stomped upstairs and slammed the door.

"Well isn't she in the best of moods" Souta commented, not taking his eyes off of the television screen.

"Oh dear, I suppose she's just at that age."

"Age-smage, She's just grumpy cuz she had a fight with Inuyasha-niisan." Souta said while stuffing sweets into his mouth.

"Souta that's enough sweets! I don't think you should be eating them this early in the morning."

"Yes mama."

Kagome was at her desk crying. She hadn't wanted to sit him; she had just wanted to come home. If she hadn't done what she had done then he probably would have dragged her as far as he could from that well. "Baka hanyou" she muttered before wiping her eyes on her sleeve.

"Hey sis" Souta was still eating his sweets "mama wants to know if you're hungry :munch: so she can give you some breakfast :munch: before school"

"Yeah, I'm hungry. Hey Souta, are you supposed to be eating those right now?" she pointed to the candy in his hand "you know how you get when you have to much sugar, and that could create problems at school ya know…"

"Yeah well:munch: I'm gonna eat every last bit of this. :munch:"

"Why?"

"Because…because Hitomi-chan gave it to me" Souta blushed.

"Oh I get it, your little girlfriend gives you candy and you just HAVE to eat it." Kagome stood up and walked over to Souta "You're such a sweetheart Souta!" She ruffled his hair.

Souta shoved his sisters hand away and blushed like a homicidal blushing maniac (lmao I was thinking of this comic book about a homicidal maniac..can't remember his name thought) "Leave me alone Neechan" he said quickly before darting away.

Heh, he is so kawaii! She thought to herself. This must really be his first love…

"Love. Inuyasha…I wonder if…he'll come to get me." She wondered aloud.

"Kagome-chaaaan! Breakfast!" her mother called.

"Coming!" Kagome grabbed her bag with books and ran down stairs. In Feudal Japan…

Inuyasha sat in the tree by the old well that connected the two worlds and gazed towards the sky. He hated this. He hated waiting. He hated arguing with Kagome. He hated this stupid branch. He hated…at that moment Shippo pounced on the hanyou who was to busy in thought to see him coming.

"Hey Inuyasha! Wake up pinhead! Time to go get Kagome!" Shippo shouted at the irritated hanyou.

"Keh." He took Shippo by the tail and held him several feet above the ground "goodbye Shippo" he said with an agitated tone and he let the kitsune go. He hated Shippo.

Miroku seemingly came out of nowhere and caught the poor panicked Shippo. "Inuyasha! I know you're a bit upset but that gives you no right to hurt poor Shippo!" Yup. He hated Miroku too.

"Keh, I'm leaving." He jumped down from the tree and walked past Miroku and Shippo.

"And just where are you going may I ask?" Miroku responded.

"No you may not," Inuyasha said before sitting down on the side of the well. "But if you must know I'm goin' to straighten out that woman." And with that he let himself fall into the well.

"Do you think he'll come back alive?" Shippo asked.

"Hmm," replied Miroku. He then crossed his arms and headed back to Kaede's hut with Shippo on his shoulder. "You know Shippo, I really don't know."

Ok, back in present day Tokyo…

Kagome was coming back from school and had opened the door to her house. "Everybody! Mama! Souta! Grandpa! Bouyo! I'm home!" she continued into the house and stumbled when she saw it…

"I..Inuyasha?"

"Oh, hey Kagome" he was busy learning how to play a 007 game with Souta on a Xbox. "HAHA! You bastard! Souta I got him!"

"Haha! Go Inu-niichan! Go!"

Oofie: "And then the author got tired of writing this chapter so she ended it! I'm so sorry it's so short but I'm tired. I'm gonna write the next one in a bit, after I get food in my belly and I promise it will be extra long!"

Miroku: "Nicely done Sensei nicely done!"

Oofie: "Well thank you Miroku! I couldn't have done it without you!"

Inuyasha: "Keh"

Oofie: "You to Inuyasha!" scratches the place behind his ears and laughs when he purrs a bit.

Kagome: "Inuyasha you're a dog demon…. Not a cat demon…so why do you purr when people touch you there?"

Miroku: "Yes, I would like to know that as well"

Oofie: nods in agreement

Inuyasha: "Ah…well…um…IT AIN'T NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS WENCH!"

Oofie: "Here we go again. Hey Miroku come over here and help me talk so this chapter won't be so short."

Miroku: "Yes Oofie-chan." Comes over and sits down beside Oofie

Oofie: "Well? I'm dying to know! How are things going with Sango?"

Miroku: "I'd rather not speak of that"

Oofie: " Well why not?"

Miroku: "If I say the wrong thing my beloved Sango might hit me once again…" sigh

Oofie: "Oh poor Miroku, you know that most of the time you deserve it though right?"

Miroku: "How could you say that" tries groping Oofie

Oofie: grabs Miroku's hand "In feudal Japan that might be ok but here it's illegal. Not to mention I'm a minor."

Miroku: "Minor?"

Oofie: "It means I'm to young to do any thing fun." Frowns

Miroku: "Oh, well I am incredibly sorry."

Oofie: "It's ok, hey are Inuyasha and Kagome done yet?"

Oofie & Miroku: look over at the lovebirds

Kagome: "INUYASHA YOU ARE SO MEAN! OSUWARI!"

Inuyasha: crashes into the earth "DAMN IT LADY!"

Miroku: "I almost feel sorry for him…"

Oofie: "And so the saga continues…"

Oofie & Miroku: takes a bow "And we bid you adeu!"