Oofie: "And everything seems like the movies…YEAH YA BLEED JUST TO KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE!"
Inuyasha: "What in the name of all that is sacred…"
Oofie: "And I don't want the world to see me! Cuz I don't think that they'd understand! When everything's meant to be broken…I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM!" plays air guitar
Kagome: "Oh my…"
Oofie: "DUN NUH NUH NUH! DUN NUH NUH NUH! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Inuyasha & Kagome: look at each other for a second and look back at Oofie in silence.
Oofie: "And I don't want the world to see me! Cuz I don't think that they'd understand! When everything's meant to be broken…I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM!"
Inuyasha: "OK WE GET IT! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Oofie: "…sorry."
Inuyasha: "Sorry don't cut it."
Oofie: "Yeah, yeah…anyway this chapter's guest is one of my personal favorites of all the characters…for what reason I don't know…but everybody let's welcome…SOUTA!"
Souta: "Hey Oofie-chan what's up?"
Oofie: "Nothin but the ceilin' man, nothin'but the ceilin'." Does fancy secret handshake with Souta
Souta: "Kagome-nee! Hey!"
Kagome: "Is for horses." Laughs and hugs her brother
Inuyasha: "Keh…runt."
Souta: "Hey Inu-niisan. How's it hangin'?"
Inuyasha: looks into his pants "A little to the left."
Oofie & Kagome: …
Inuyasha: "What?"
Oofie: "Just for that I'm going to give you a cruel and unusual punishment. More unusual then cruel but slightly cruel none the less."
Inuyasha: "…You're not… you ain't gonna… bring Koga back are you…?"
Oofie: "Nope. But I will do this" Begins to type furiously on her keyboard
Inuyasha: suddenly runs up to Kagome and holds her close to him "Kagome, I love you so much. How could I have ever denied it?"
Kagome: tightens her hands in Inuyasha's haori "I don't know but that isn't important right now. What's important is our love Inuyasha! Oh kiss me!"
Inuyasha: "WHAT THE FUCK?" jumps away from Kagome once Oofie gives him his freedom back
Oofie: "Watch your language. Children are here." Points to Souta
Souta: "I take that offensively ya know."
Oofie: "Sorry Souta-kun. Since you aren't a child I'm gonna ask your permission to keep goin' with Inuyasha's punishment."
Souta: "Knock yourself out…"
Inuyasha: "WHY YOU LITTLE…" stopped talking and watched in horror as Oofie started typing again.
Kagome: "Inuyasha…please…kiss me?"
Inuyasha: "Of course Kagome…" slowly moves his head towards Kagome's…ever so agonizingly slow…closer and closer…never quickening the pace…slowly making the gap between their lips disappear…
Souta: "OH GET ON WITH IT!" jumps on Inuyasha and pushes his head down so his lips cover Kagome's
Oofie: "Oh my…" stops typing and watches…
Inuyasha: kisses Kagome for a very…very…very…long time…
Oofie & Souta: "BREATHE INUYASHA BREATHE!"
Inuyasha & Kagome: break the kiss and take a deep breath…then blush like the crazy people they are.
Inuyasha: "I-I-I can't believe y-y-you did t-t-that…"
Kagome: "…wow"
Inuyasha: "wow? Like..wow he kisses good or …wow like…wow that sucked…?"
Oofie: "What the hell does it matter! I gotta start the Chapter! We'll definitely finish this later…Souta?"
Souta: "Oofie-neechan doesn't own me or who ever…"looks over at his sister to make sure she won't hear "or whoever the fuck else!"
Chapter 5: This Shit SucksThere he was…killing the crap out of some guy on a video game. She knew he would come get her, but she didn't expect him this soon. She thought he might wait a day or so…to let her cool off from the argument…but obviously that was long forgotten. Suddenly her legs told her to get up and they took her up to her room.
Inuyasha continued shooting the hell out of people until he noticed Kagome had gone up stairs. He was about to follow her but suddenly he heard a cry of pain and turned to see himself get killed by Souta on the television screen. "Gah! Souta you're gonna pay for that! Prepare to die!"
Kagome could hear Inuyasha's outburst from her room. She plopped down on her bed and rolled over onto her stomach. He acts just like an excited eleven-year-old she thought to herself. Ah, Higurashi how could you fall for such a fool? Huh? Fall? As in fall in love? Since when did she…Do I need to go back to the incident in the forest? Ok. That little voice in her head was starting to get annoying. Ok and what about that time way back when he told you that you smelled nice? That was different. He was poisoned and he didn't know what he was saying. Then how about the time he hugged you for the first time ever? Is that different to? Ok, so the voice knew what it was talking about. But maybe Inuyasha was rubbing off on her because she really did not like the idea of losing this argument…with herself (weird ass people /).
Kagome was contemplating things in her head when she heard footsteps at her door. "Oi, Kagome! Come downstairs and play me on the video game! Souta says you're better then him and I'm up for a challenge!" the center of her attention said. It was too bad for Inuyasha Kagome was just not in the mood.
"No, now get out and leave me alone." Kagome said distractedly. She was still trying to come up with proof that she didn't love Inuyasha. Whoa…back up. When the hell did love come into the picture?
"Hey wench, I'll come up here and talk to you anytime I…Hey…Kagome! Listen when I'm talkin' to you woman! …HEY KAGOME!"
"INUYASHA SHUT UP!"
"MAKE ME BITCH!" Oh shit. Why the fuck did I say that? Inuyasha thought as he lept over to Kagome to try and cover her mouth before she could utter that cursed word. Half a second too late.
"OSUWARI!" Poor Kagome. She hadn't even seen it coming. Within a matter of seconds the spell pulled Inuyasha downward…right when he was over her, trying to shut her up. And so as you can imagine, they both went crashing down onto Kagome's bed. Kagome may have been hurt if they hadn't landed there and for a second Inuyasha was thankful for that much. But, just about every scenario has its downside.
Kagome had realized within seconds that their bodies were touching in several different places. And each of them registered to her, and before she knew it she was listing them in her head. Left elbow, left cheek, entire abdomen left shin, both thighs…
Ah fuck! Inuyasha screamed in his head. He could tell that if he stayed on top of Kagome like this for much longer, she would start complaining about him poking her. And he damn well knew it wasn't his finger that was gonna poke her.
The spell seemed to take hours to wear off, and by the time it did both of the people in that room were looking like very ripe tomatoes. Slowly, as Inuyasha found the curse had worn off, he lifted his head and Kagome's eyes caught his gaze. They just stood there like that. Not looking away, not really thinking, not really blinking either (haha I just had a staring contest with my brother). Just, staring.
It was Kagome who finally spoke. "Um…I-I-Inuyasha…?"
It really didn't register to either of them what was happening next. It had just happened, and they couldn't really explain why or how, they just knew it was happening. And damn did it feel good. Inuyasha was kissing Kagome with a passion, and Kagome was responding to kiss just as well. Somehow, Kagome ended up on top of Inuyasha and she had ripped his haori open and ravished his neck and collarbone.
Inuyasha was at first taken back by this action but soon found himself rather enjoying it. He had never seen Kagome like this. And damn it to hell if he was gonna stop it.
Kagome smoothed her hands out over his chest and went back up, leaving several hickeys on the hanyous neck, before kissing him again. They rolled over once more and Inuyasha, now with his haori completely gone as well as the white shirt under it, was back on top of Kagome. He kissed her again and started nibbling at her neck with his fangs. Kagome gave a sort of whimpering sound under him and he continued on with his nibbling. He trailed his claws up her thighs, over her skirt, and up her shirt. She felt like he skin was on fire, and she loved it.
Kagome started making a lot more noise then he would have expected and she bucked her hips up into him. Yup, that was definitely a turn on. Inuyasha groaned a bit when her hips ground into him and his rather stiff body part, but she kept at it until both of them were moaning and groaning with pleasure.
Downstairs Souta had been playing his game but he was wondering where Inuyasha was. He thought that maybe he had an argument with his sister but he would have heard a lot more shouting then silence. So, curious Souta went upstairs to investigate…
Inuyasha and Kagome had found a steady rhythm and were so close to their goal, right on the edge of pleasure and frustration, when he heard it. It was definitely the sound of footsteps. And they were getting closer. He wanted to ignore it, God himself knew how much Inuyasha just wanted them to disappear, but they didn't. In one last quick motion Inuyasha rubbed up against Kagome to get the friction they both required and leapt back from her to stand against the door.
Souta knocked. "Inu-niisan? Neechan? What's going on in there?"
Inuyasha composed himself as best as he could before answering "Nothin' Souta just go practice some more on the game and me and Kagome'll be down in a sec."
"Uh…ok…" with that Souta went down stairs and played his game some more. Yes, kids his age are so easy to distract.
Inuyasha looked over at the panting form that was Kagome. She was sprawled over her bed and her skirt was hiked up a bit farther then usual. Inuyasha could still smell her from across the room. He didn't know what to say. He and Kagome had just basically…ya know…did it. No, wait we didn't. I mean, we still had cloths on right? So technically we didn't…do it… he thought. What a lame excuse. He had just done something sexual with Kagome. That he couldn't deny. Neither could he deny the fact that his pants were starting to feel a little sticky…
Kagome opened her eyes and blushed furiously after she registered what they had just done. Oh god, how was she going to get out of this one? Sure, she wasn't particularly upset that they had done what they did, but there were many things this could lead to. Eventually they were going to have to talk about this. Then all the feelings that led her to do this would spill out. What if he didn't feel the same? What if the only reason he did it was because she looked like the woman he loved? Because she looked like Kikyo? Oh no, now the tears were falling.
What's that smell? Is it…yeah it is. It's salt. Wait…is…is Kagome crying? Yes, she was. Why was she crying? Was it because of him? Maybe she regretted doing anything with him. No, that couldn't be it…could it?
Inuyasha took a couple steps forward, wanting to comfort Kagome in any way he could, but something held him back. If she were crying because she regretted it, she probably wouldn't want him even looking at her, let alone comforting her. Damn. What had he done? Why didn't he just get off of her when the spell wore off? Sure they hadn't really done anything, but he could tell it would mean something to Kagome.
Inuyasha didn't know what to do. He took steps forward, only to retrace them back again. He wanted to hold her, he wanted to tell her he was sorry, and it would be all right. But he wasn't positive himself that it would even turn out ok.
Kagome had the courage to at least look over at him, and what she saw broke her heart. Inuyasha was standing there, staring at her. With a distressed look on his face. She could see in his eyes that he was sorry, but sorry for what? Did he really not want to do that with her? Had he truly regretted it that much? She wrenched her eyes away; she couldn't bare to look at him. She tried to speak, but her mouth wasn't working. She wanted to move, get up, maybe even hug him and try to apologize. But she couldn't get her body to comply with what she was thinking.
Inuyasha backed into the door. She was crying because she regretted it. That's why she looked at him with sorrow in her eyes. Inuyasha couldn't take this. The silence was almost life threatening to him. He wanted to break it but his mouth wouldn't move. It felt like an eternity before he just couldn't take another second and he leapt out the window, heading for only kami knew where. He couldn't go back to the feudal era without Kagome. So where would he go? He decided to stick to the roofs of the city.
Kagome watched him leave through her window. She couldn't take this. She felt as if her heart had been ripped out and watching him leave her wasn't helping. Her mind was swarming with emotions and thoughts. It was starting to overwhelm her. Her vision was getting fuzzy. She had tried to sit up right but it only made her dizzy. She lost herself in despair and the last thing she remembered seeing was a red spec jumping over a building going farther into the city.
Hmmm. Should I end it here? I could ya know. I really want to. But I think I'll keep going for you people's sake.
Inuyasha Just kept going. He had to keep moving. It was the only way he could keep his mind off of her. The sun was starting to set and he realized he forgot his haori in Kagome's room. Finally, the buildings were starting to dwindle and he could see more of nature and less people. He leaped down to the ground and kept running with god like speed.
Soon Inuyasha spotted a river and he decided to stop there. Making sure nobody was around, he quickly shed his pants and dipped them into the river, washing out the stickiness that was left there after the day's events. After his pants were done he washed himself off, then got on all fours and shook himself dry (lol, have you seen the movie where he did that? He was so kawaii, heh heh, our little puppy).
The hanyou quickly climbed up into a nearby tree, after he had dressed himself of course, and starred blankly at the evening sky. He wondered if this was considered ad running away. If it was, and he was sure it was, then he felt like a coward. He was running away from his problems and left Kagome to deal with them.
Kagome. What was she doing now? Was she still crying? Maybe she was already over it? No, that couldn't possibly be it. He knew Kagome to well to think she was already over something like this. This was big. This was going to change both of their lives, for the better or for the worse. In other words, this shit sucked. And there was no way it was getting better anytime soon.
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"Inuyasha! I hate you!" Kagome yelled.
Inuyasha looked on with disbelief. Kagome was standing there with hate in her eyes, bow arched and everything. "K…Kagome please…" Inuyasha begged.
"Please? I hate you! How could you do that to me?" Kagome yelled. She pulled the bow back farther.
"I didn't mean…" Inuyasha tried to form the words, but they wouldn't come. The look on her face, the emotions in her eyes, they were killing him inside. "Kagome I'm so sorry. Please. I didn't mean for you to get hurt. Please you have to believe me!"
"I don't have to do a damned thing!" Kagome closed her eyes and shook her head violently. "I hate you and I'm getting my revenge!" She aimed her bow and arrow. "Inuyasha!" Inuyasha tensed. "GO TO HELL!" she released the arrow.
He couldn't move, he couldn't breathe, all he could do was watch the arrow. A light formed around it as it flew closer to him. He deserved this. He knew he did. He had hurt the one woman in the world who had truly excepted him as he was. He deserved nothing less then the painful death awaiting him. He closed his eyes and felt the arrow pierce his chest and he fell backwards.
He watched as Kagome smiled down at him in pleasure. There was the sound of laughter and he watched her walk away from him. He held out his hand and pleaded with her. "Kagome. Please…I never meant to…" but she kept walking. She had left him. And he was going to die alone…
Inuyasha woke in a tree by a river. He was sweating and tense all over his body. He looked down at his hand. It was trembling. Damn it. It's the same thing. Just like Kikyo. He punched the tree and left a hole in the trunk. He slid off of the branch and landed on the ground gracefully. He started walking in the direction of the city. He walked. He jogged. Then before he knew it his legs were running him at full speed to the city. To Kagome. I'm not running anymore! I don't give a damn if she hates me I won't run away! His dream flashed back into his mind. Yes, indeed this shit did suck.
But he was going to fix it.
Oofie: "'Kay people, what do you think? Yes, I know it was a little…um…perverted…but everybody knows the two love birds over there wouldn't mind doin' it."
Souta: "They were so busy fighting they didn't pay attention to the story…"
Oofie: "That's good. If they had then Inuyasha might have gone crazy dog boy on my ass" sigh
Souta: "I think you're right." Looks over at Inuyasha and Kagome "Maybe we should stop this Oofie-nee? I mean, it's not good for them to constantly be arguing is it?"
Oofie: "I suppose you're right Souta-kun." Looks at the shouting hanyou and the annoyed miko "I do have the feeling this is going to end pretty soon on it's own anyway though."
Souta: "Yeah, and Inuyasha is truly going to regret it." Shakes his head "I'm never gonna have nieces or nephews at this rate."
Oofie: "Ha ha, I think you're right. But can't you feel all the lovely aura surrounding them? It's just so romantic!" hint hint sarcasm
Souta: "Whatever."
Oofie: "Hey Souta-kun? I've been meaning to ask, how's it goin' with Hitomi-chan?"
Souta: blushes "Well, she's still nice, and pretty, and smart, and pretty, and creative, and pretty, and friendly, and pretty, and understanding, and…did I say pretty already?"
Oofie: "…No Souta-kun you didn't."
Souta: "Oh. Well she's really pretty!"
Oofie: "For real? I mean, I had no idea!" rolls her eyes
Kagome: "Inuyasha I will not answer that question!"
Inuyasha: "Why the hell not?"
Oofie: "Are you two still goin' on about if Inuyasha is a good kisser or not?"
Inuyasha & Kagome: "NO!"
Souta: "coughcoughLIARScoughcough"
Oofie: "Then what are you talkin' about?"
Inuyasha: "uh…well…um…"
Souta & Oofie: "Yep, thought so."
Oofie: "Ok Kagome, is he a good kisser or not? I think all the fan-girls out there would like to know."
Souta: "Wow, Inu-nii's got groupies now."
Kagome: "I am not answering the question! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE OR YOU SHALL SUFFER!"
Inuyasha: "I'm tired of waiting Kagome! Tell me now!"
Kagome: "You know what Inuyasha? OSUWARI!"
Oofie & Souta: watch Inuyasha eat dirt "Ouch."
Oofie: "And the saga continues…"
Souta & Oofie: stand up, arm in arm "PEACE OUT HOMIES!"