Oofie: "Well hello there my dear readers!"

Inuyasha: "As if anybody would even read this"

Oofie: "And why the hell not?"

Inuyasha: "Because you wrote it."

Kagome: "Inuyasha, don't be rude."

Inuyasha: "I ain't bein' rude, I'm just tellin' it like it is."

Kagome: "You know one day somebody is gonna come over here and teach you a lesson, 'cause you obviously don't learn from bein' sat all the time!"

Inuyasha: "Keh."

Oofie: "You know what? I'm getting tired of both of you and so I banish you to silence for the rest of the opener."

Inuyasha & Kagome: "WHAT?"

Oofie: "Shut up, you can't talk. Ok now that that's over with I can bring out our guest! I especially wanted them to shut up because I know this guy will get annoyed if he hears their arguing sooo…yeah…anyway, I present to you LORD SESHOMARU!"

Seshomaru: walks out with graceful steps "Hello."

Oofie: jumps around singing "Seshy! Seshy! Seshy! Seshy! Seshy! Seshy! Seshy!"

Seshomaru: "Do not call me Seshy."

Oofie: "But it's to hard jumping around saying Seshomaru, Seshomaru, Seshomaru…"

Seshomaru: "I do not care."

Oofie: "Fine. Geez, it's better then what other people like to call you…"

Seshomaru: "What do other people call me?"

Oofie: "Heh heh, Fluffy."

Seshomaru: "…"

Oofie: "It's either Fluffy or Seshy. Pick one."

Seshomaru: "I pick Seshomaru."

Oofie: "Fine, then be stubborn." Looks over at the silent Inuyasha's smirk "I think Inuyasha finds it amusing that you have nicknames like Seshy and Fluffy."

Seshomaru: "Then he will parish." Raises a clawed hand and walks towards Inuyasha

Oofie: "Whoa there Seshy!" Grabs Seshomaru's sleeve and pulls him back "We have to start the chapter now and I don't wanna start it with blood and gore."

Seshomaru: "Have it your way." Looks at Oofie's hand "Let go of me."

Oofie: "Oops, sorry." Lets go of his sleeve "Um, This is gonna be a very long chapter people so get you snacks and such ready now!" Looks over at the dog demon "Seshomaru?"

Seshomaru: "Oofie does not own me or whoever else."

Chapter 6: Playing is for the weak-minded

Kagome woke to see four pairs of eyes staring down at her, and to her dismay none of them were that special gold she longed to see. She tried to sit up but he mother pushed her back down gently. "Kagome-chan, you look so tired, you should rest some more."

"But mama…"

"But nothin'! Do as your mother tells you!" her grandfather told her.

"Yeah sis, you look real tired! But before you go back to sleep, where's Inuyasha?" Souta asked curiously.

"I…um…I don't know Souta…" Kagome replied. She sounded sad and tired, and her family noticed this. Each of them looked at each other, except for Bouyo the cat of course, and shook their heads. Mrs. Higurashi kissed Kagome's forehead and told her good night before leading Grandpa outside, but Souta stayed behind. He was genuinely worried about his sister.

"Kagome-nee?"

"Hmm?"

"Did…did you and Inu-nii have a fight or something? I mean…you only get this sad when you guys fight, or are apart for a long time and…" Souta was cut off by his sister placing a finger over his mouth.

"Souta-kun, you are the perfect little brother and I love you very much." Souta fidgeted a little but kept looking his sister in the eye "I don't want you to worry over me anymore Souta. You'll get worry lines before you're in middle school if you keep that up." This made Souta smile a bit and Kagome was glad. "Now go downstairs and get ready for your soccer game 'kay? It is today isn't it?" Souta nodded, "All right! Then win one for your big sis okay?"

"Yeah…yeah! I'll win the game just for you Neechan!" Souta said enthusiastically. Kagome smiled as he left, Souta-kun. You are probably the best brother I have. (That's the only brother you have -- )

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Inuyasha didn't know what to say. Yeah, he had come back to Kagome's house, but what was the next thing? He never was good at thinking, but this was pathetic. All right dog boy you're here, now get your scrawny ass in there and fix this! His 'other self' said (I still can't believe I called it his other self…). "Keh, what am I supposed to do? Go in and say 'Hey Kags! Sorry about earlier! I know you hate my guts but let's be friends!'" Inuyasha said with a fake smile. Yeah, that'll work, the day Miroku stops being a letch and kami makes it rain pink pudding.

But he had to do something. He had been sitting on this roof since morning and still hadn't gone in to see Kagome. That's when he heard everybody come in Kagome's room and fuss over her. From what he had heard, Kagome had passed out and was either really tired or really stressed about something. He was about to go down right then but he could hear Souta talking.

"Did…did you and Inu-nii have a fight or something? I mean…you only get this sad when you guys fight, or are apart for a long time and…" Wait. Did he hear correctly? She gets sad when I'm not around? Inuyasha thought. He realized he was holding his breath to hear the rest of the conversation, and once it was over, and he let it out with one long sigh.

Inuyasha let go of the edge of the roof, which he was holding so he could keep his balance, and then let himself fall backward. He let his legs dangle over the side of the house and he stretched out his arms. So, she did feel the same way he did. At least, that was his best guess. But then again, like I said, Inuyasha wasn't that good of a thinker. What if he was wrong? What if she didn't feel the same way? But Souta had just said that whenever he wasn't around Kagome was depressed. Maybe it was because she couldn't go see Sango, Shippo, Miroku, and Kaede. No, If she wanted to, she could go through the well herself, without waiting for him to come get her.

Ok his head was hurting now.

Keh, it doesn't matter if she feels the same way I still have to try and fix this he thought. Finally he sat up and swung down into Kagome's open window. He looked around the room, and before he even saw Kagome he could tell she was asleep by the sound of slow, soft breathing in his ears.

The hanyou knelt down beside Kagome's bed and crossed his arms over it, resting his chin on his forearm. He watched her sleep for a long time, completely content with watching her. He tilted his head to the side, How is it this girl can still look all pretty, even when she's sleeping? He sighed, maybe it was just one of those things that made Kagome, Kagome.

He listened as the Higurashi family moved around downstairs, and then he heard them all leave. He gathered, from the conversation he heard before, that they were going to Souta's soccer game. His ears swiveled around backs towards Kagome and he listened to her breathing before he fell into a peaceful sleep.

Kagome woke for the second time today, but with a closed pair of eyes in front of her, with silver bangs drooping over them. At first she had thought it was a dream, so she closed her eyes once more, but when she opened them again, he was still there. She smiled, so he came back? Does that mean…he didn't regret anything? She shook her head a little, No; I refuse to think of that again!

She looked back at Inuyasha, and smiled again. He was so cute when he slept; he looked just like a little boy. His face wasn't twisted into a frown or a scowl; it didn't even look happy, just…content. Kagome reached her hand up and rubbed one of his ears while admiring his features.

Inuyasha's dog-ears twitched at the contact, then his eyelids slowly opened, revealing to Kagome the golden orbs she loved so much. "Hey wench" Inuyasha said playfully.

"Hey yourself mutt." Kagome replied with a slight smirk.

Inuyasha wrinkled his nose, then shifted a little before continuing "So, how have you been?"

"I've been asleep." She switched ears and the other one twitched like the other did when she first touched it, and she giggled. "You?"

"I'm not as lucky as you."

"You didn't sleep?"

"Yeah I did, but…" his memory led him back to his dream of Kagome, then he shook his head. "Nevermind. Did you sleep well?"

"I suppose you could say that."

"It was a yes or no question."

"Well, I had a weird dream, but besides that I slept well."

Inuyasha blinked "You had a nightmare too?"

"Ah, well…I…What do you mean too?"

"Stop avoiding the question."

"You stop avoiding my question."

"Alright woman, I asked you first so you tell me what I wanna know. Then I'll answer your question. Deal?"

"Deal."

"Start talkin'"

"Ok, to answer your question, it depends on who was having the dream." Kagome coughed a bit before she continued "Now, if Kikyo were having the dream, I don't think it would be considered a nightmare."

Inuyasha noticed Kagome looked sort of sad when she said this, so he tried getting her mind off of it. "Ok, so what if…Seshomaru had the dream?"

Kagome laughed a bit before she answered "If Seshomaru had the dream he would probably be thinking 'what the hell? That has nothing to do with me…'"

"Good, 'cause if you ever have a dream with Seshomaru in it and it's not considered a nightmare, I might have to kill him sooner then I planned" Inuyasha said with an annoyed look on his face that made Kagome giggle.

"You are way to over protective."

"Well, duh! I always protect what's mine damn it." Inuyasha stuck his nose in the air and did a little humph to accent what he was saying.

"What's yours? So I'm property now?"

"Ah…" Inuyasha could tell this conversation was going down a path he knew all to well, and he tried to save himself "Um…what I meant by that is…like, you're my friend right? No, my best friend probably…" Inuyasha turned his head away and started to blush a bit "So, why wouldn't I wanna protect you? I wouldn't wanna lose you or anything…"

"Inuyasha…" Kagome breathed his name, she wanted to be more then just friends, but for now, she supposed she could settle for best friend. She smiled and sat Indian style on her bed, so she could face him. "Inuyasha you'd never lose me." She ruffled his bangs a bit before she went on "How could you lose me when you follow me around like a puppy?"

Inuyasha grabbed her wrist and brought it down, which ceased the ruffling of his bangs, "Was that meant to be funny, wench?"

Kagome smiled, "Yeah mutt, it was." Inuyasha made a face and Kagome laughed so hard she fell over, which made Inuyasha smile a little.

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Oofie: "Ok I just had to have a little intermission right about here. Ok first thing I wanna say is this chapter and the last chapter weren't as humorous as the first couple were, they were more sad and fluff…"

Seshomaru: "Fluff?"

Oofie: "Yeah, it's like the mushy stuff you see in bad soap operas."

Seshomaru: "Soap opera?"

Oofie: "It's a kind of television show."

Seshomaru: "Television?"

Oofie: "…Talking to you feudal era people is like talking to a brick."

Seshomaru: "What is a brick?"

Oofie: "My point exactly, let's get on with the story now shall we?"

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Inuyasha stood at the front door of Kagome's house with her bag slung over his shoulder "Oi, Kagome could ya hurry it up?" It had been a full week since he had told her she was his best friend, and everything was back to normal.

Kagome appeared before him wearing cloths he had never seen before and a large cubical object in her hands. "Uh, Kagome? What the hell are you wearing…and what the fuck is that?" he nodded his head at the box.

She put the box down and pointed at the clothing around her waist and thighs, "These, are called shorts." She lifted her sweatshirt over her head and held it our for him, "This here is called a sweatshirt." Then she pulled on the straps of her tank top, "and this, my little curious puppy, is called a tank top." Then she put the item called a 'sweatshirt' back on and picked up the box "And this thing, is a secret," She said with a devilish smile.

Inuyasha looked at her with curious eyes, and then something hit him as she started for the well "Hey! Don't call me no puppy!" and he ran after her.

Back in feudal Japan…

"It's such a beautiful day!" Kagome said as Inuyasha pulled her out of the well.

"HENTAI!" was heard all across the land, and followed by the echo of a slap…

Inuyasha and Kagome looked at each other with blank faces, and sighed. "Stupid monk." Kagome shook her head, "All right Inuyasha lets get going."

"And just how do you propose we carry all this stuff back?"

"Hmmm," replied the miko thoughtfully, "Wait, I know!" She fished through her backpack and pulled out a rope, which she used to tie the box to her bag and then put it on her back. Unfortunately for her, it was to heavy and she fell over.

"Keh, klutz."

"Shut up and help me out!"

Inuyasha bent down in front of Kagome and latched her legs around his waist. Then he grabbed her wrists and pulled her onto his back, "Can you hold on?"

"Yeah, lets just hurry before Sango gets violated again." As if on cue another echo of a slap was heard and the words baka hentai were heard in an angry Sango voice.

"Too late" Inuyasha said before taking off for the village.

Inuyasha and Kagome made it back in time to see what they thought was most likely going on: Miroku groping Sango. Both the hanyou and the miko were so used to this by now they only sighed and said "stupid monk" by reflex.

"Miroku you… you…YOU HENTAI!" Sango must have said for the thousandth time that day, then she tried slapping him, but somehow her hand balled into a fist and she punched him instead.

"Nice…" was all Inuyasha could say when he saw that, and secretly admired the way she expertly clobbered Miroku, but he shook that off in about half a second. Then he put Kagome's backpack down over by Shippo and sat down across from where Miroku was lying holding his cheek with a slight smirk.

"So, Sango what have you been up to while we were gone?" Kagome asked, setting down the box and sitting next to Inuyasha.

"Keh, you mean besides bein' violated in at least seven different ways?"

"Seven?" Kagome and Sango asked in unison.

"Hey, if I can think of seven different ways to violate a woman, don't you think that letch could too?" Inuyasha asked a bit irritated.

"Come now Inuyasha, seven? Is that the best you can do?" Miroku said sitting up. "I really am disappointed." Miroku said with a slight frown.

"You tryin' to start somethin' monk?" Inuyasha growled.

"No, I just thought you might be a bit more…creative then that…" Miroku said with a shrug. "I could think of millions of ways to 'violate' our little Kagome for you if you would like."

Kagome blushed and looked over at Inuyasha who was redder then his haori and growling at the offending monk. "Watch it Miroku, if Sango can hit you that hard just imagine what I could do."

"Oh come now Inuyasha, it was only a joke!" Miroku laughed nervously. Sango was scary, but Inuyasha in a bad mood? Hell no.

Kagome looked down at her watch, "Hey you guys, it's still kinda early, what do you feel like doing today?" She looked around at all her friends. Miroku had a smirk on his face, and she didn't even need to ask what he was thinking, Sango was watching Miroku and started to scoot away from him. Shippo was still looking around Kagome's bag for anything he might have missed, like candy for example, and Kirara was snoozing by the door. She looked up at Inuyasha who had his eyes closed and his hands stuffed into his sleeves.

Kagome cleared her throat to get everybody's attention and made a suggestion, "I brought something with me from time today. It's over in that box," she pointed over at the large cardboard box "In it are some really fun things to play with, I think you guys might wanna try it…" she finished with a smile.

Shippo jumped into Kagome's lap and looked up at her "What is it Kagome-chan? What's in the box?"

Inuyasha nodded his head, "Yeah, I wanna know what's in that thing too." The others nodded in agreement.

Kagome gave each on of them a devilish look, "Give me a minute and I'll show you exactly what's in that box." And with that she took the box up in her hands and left her confused friends to wonder what lay ahead…

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Kagome was standing by the river when she called out to her friends, mainly to Inuyasha because he was the only one who could really hear her from way over there but that's not the point. The point is all of them had no idea what the fuck was going on.

"Oi, wench what the hell is this?" Inuyasha asked.

"These," Kagome pointed to the objects behind her, "are water guns. Supersoakers to be exact."

"Soup her soak her?" Shippo asked with a confused look on his face. "Those don't look like soup to me…"

Kagome giggled. "No Shippo-chan, supersoaker." She said the word slow so he could hear every syllable. "They're toys that kids your age use to cool each other off with on hot days back in my time."

Miroku walked over and examined one, "How do they work Kagome-sama?"

Kagome picked one up and aimed it at the monk, when she pulled the trigger water burst from the end and hit Miroku square in the face. The monk fell back with a surprised look on his face. Everybody burst out laughing.

"Hey Kagome, nice one!" Sango laughed. "Can I try one?"

"Yeah sure!" she tossed one to Sango, who immediately figured out how to use it and she shot Shippo in the side of his head, then quickly ran behind Kagome. The miko giggled and suddenly remembered something.

"Oh! You guys, before we start, there is something else I wanna give you." She said, walking over t the box again. "Inuyasha come here."

"What is it?" Inuyasha question while walking over to the miko. She suddenly held out something in front of his waist and examined it.

"Yup, red is definitely your color Inuyasha." She said then tossed the object at him. "Go put that on." Was all the direction she gave him.

"What the hell is this?" he said holding it up.

Kagome sighed, "They're called swim trunks, you put them on so your regular cloths don't get wet."

"They look like your shorts…"

"That's 'cause they are kinda like shorts." She said, then looked at Miroku. "Hey Miroku, I got some for you to, but you gotta pick them out of a bunch," she laughed a little "I didn't know what size to get you."

Miroku walked over to the box and picked out a pair of swim trunks that looked like they would fit him, then turned to Kagome and bowed, "Arigato Kagome-sama."

Shippo jumped into Kagome's arms "Kagome-chan what about me? Do you have some for me too?"

"Of course Shippo-chan!" she walked over to the box and pulled out a very small pair of green swim trunks with spinning tops on them, "I saw these I thought you would like them!"

"Thank you Kagome-sama!" Shippo said while running around, holding the trunks high over his head.

"Kagome-chan, what will we wear? We can go around in just those you know…" Sango said with a worried look on her face.

"Oh yeah, I brought some swimsuits for us to wear!"

"Swimsuits?" Sango said. Then she saw what Kagome brought back to her from the box and her eyes flashed, "Kagome-chan they're so kawaii!" Kagome had given Sango a black bikini with pink boomerangs all over it.

"Ok, ok. Now we should go change." She looked at Miroku "Boys stay over there on that side of the river, girls can change on this side."

A couple minutes later both of the older boys were staring at what the girls were wearing. Miroku started to drool; he had never seen Sango looking so sexy… "Sango dearest, you look lovely in your swimsuit!"

"Um…thanks," Sango said, blushing. Kagome giggled, she wondered what Miroku would do if she could bring him to a beach in her time. (Probably ask each one of the girls to bear his child)

Kagome tossed water guns to each person, "All right then! Let the games begin!" she turned on Sango and squirted her with her water gun. Sango squealed and ran after Kagome, shooting her when ever it was convenient.

Inuyasha and Miroku watched the girls run, until Shippo got them both in the face. (GO SHIPPO!)

After about half an hour of playing around, each one of them had been soaked to the bone, and had formed teams. Sango and Kagome had paired together against Inuyasha and Miroku, Shippo took this time to eat before he jumped back into the game so he was sitting with Kirara and watching.

"Sango, you go for Miroku, I'll handle Inuyasha!" Kagome whispered to the demon slayer. Sango nodded and they both took off. Sango had no problem with taking Miroku down, and soon had him pinned with the gun to his face. Kagome on the other hand, wasn't so lucky.

Inuyasha was just to fast for her, she had run behind him, but he caught her and now had her in a headlock with a water gun to her face. He looked over at Sango and shook his head when he saw that Miroku had been pinned.

"Oi, Sango! Let Miroku go and I'll give you back Kagome."

"No! You'll trick me and spray her anyway!"

"Then I guess we're stuck like this aren't we?" Inuyasha said, slightly amused.

Miroku whispered his thanks to kami for having him pinned by his beloved Sango. He didn't care if they stayed like this for an eternity; he liked having Sango on top of him, holding his wrists together with the use of the strap from the supersoaker. It's too bad his moment of pure bliss had to come to an end.

Somehow Kagome had managed to slip away from Inuyasha and spray him with her water gun. "Sango! Now! Spray him!" she yelled to the demon slayer with a smirk on her face.

Sango looked down at Miroku. This would be fun. Sango let him have it right in the face, and then she jumped off of him and squirted him everywhere.

"AH! COLD! COLD COLD COLD!" Miroku yelled, and scrambled away to his water gun and he started chasing Sango who was giggling like a maniac.

Kagome hadn't been paying attention to Inuyasha, and that was her downfall. The hanyou had recovered from the attack, and sprayed Kagome in the back. Kagome squealed and turned around, only to be sprayed in the stomach and chest.

She shook her hair out, and glared at the hanyou with an evil grin, "Oh your gonna get it now dog boy!" then she tackled him, and he let her. They play wrestled on the ground for a long time, and didn't even notice as a pair of emotionless gold eyes watched them.

Sehsomaru watched his half-brother wrestle with the miko. Rin ran up to him, "Lord Seshomaru! Doesn't that look like fun?" Seshomaru kept watching them, then turned to Rin, who continued smiling at him. "Lord Seshomaru?" Rin asked as he started to walk away.

"Playing, is for the weak-minded."

Oofie: "does anybody notice that when I have a person as a guest then they always have at least a small part in the chapter?"

Inuyasha: "Better question, does anybody care?"

Oofie: "I banished you from talking this chapter. BE GONE!"

Inuyasha: is silenced.

Seshomaru: "How weak. Banished by a mere little girl."

Oofie: "HEY! I happen to be part nine-tailed fox, have any of you even noticed my nine tails and ears? Not to mention my claws and fangs…"

Seshomaru: "I did, but they are not or importance to me."

Oofie: "Yeah ok, but now I have somethin' to say! I'm thinkin' about bringin Myoga here next, but I'm not sure. Anybody wanna give me some suggestions? Like, if you don't think Myoga should be my next guest then say whom you think should. But don't say somebody who has already been here, or pick Naraku 'cause I have special plans for him."

Seshomaru: "What kind of plans?"

Oofie: "That, my cute doggy friend, is a secret."

Seshomaru: "I am not a cute doggy."

Oofie: "Are you my friend?"

Seshomaru: "…"

Oofie: sigh "And so the saga continues…Seshomaru?"

Seshomaru: "Yes."

Oofie: "Let's go get some sushi"

Seshomaru: "Yes, let's." Offers Offie his arm

Oofie: takes Seshomaru's arm and starts for the exit "I hope you know your paying."