Oofie: "Ok, I did Myoga for chapter 7, so who am I gonna do for chapter 8 you ask? Well be patient and you'll see, damn."
Inuyasha: whispers to Kagome "What the hell is wrong with her today?"
Kagome: shrugs "I have no idea."
Oofie: "I hate when people talk about me in front of my face."
Inuyasha & Kagome: back away slowly
Oofie: "Tsk, to answer your question, I just got back from a bowling alley."
Inuyasha: "What the fuck is a…"
Kagome: "It's a place where people go to bowl, which is a type of sport where you roll a ball down a alley and knock over objects called pins."
Oofie: "Wow."
Kagome: "My mom used to get me to read dictionaries."
Inuyasha: "What's a…"
Kagome: "Dictionary? It's a book with the spelling and definition of words in it."
Inuyasha: "Oh. One more question, what's a…"
Oofie: "Ok I'm gonna leave them to Inuyasha's education and I'm gonna make a couple shout outs. First one I'm gonna make is to a review who is signed Akida411searcher. This person is the most loyal of my readers, so I had to give a shout out. Next one is to my brother, who won't read this but I'd like to shout him out anyway cause he helped be beat my best friends in bowling." Looks over at Kagome, who is showing Inuyasha a book called French For Idiots "Yeah…I'm bringin out our guest now…uh…Kaede? You there?"
Kaede: "Yes, child. I am here."
Oofie: "Oh, well…. Yeah. Could you perhaps bring us into the disclaimer? So we can start the chapter?"
Kaede: "I'd be more then happy to." Turns to the readers "Oofie-chan does not own myself, or who ever else Kami permits."
Kagome I think I Love You!Kagome was starting to feel a chill on her legs as the demon took her higher into the sky. Why, why couldn't she ever just wear a pair of jeans instead of this drafty old skirt? She cursed herself, then promised she would change as soon as Inuyasha saved her. Then they'd probably go back to Kaede's again and rest.
Inuyasha. I wonder what he's doing now. Probably pissed because he has to save me again Kagome thought with a sigh. She too was tired of the whole damsel in distress ordeal. Yup, since she met Inuyasha she had immediately taken the role of damsel in distress. What's more, she hated every second of it.
The miko did a growl in the back of her throat, almost worthy of Inuyasha. Her fists clenched in anger. She was dead tired of this act, and she swore she was going to take revenge on who ever it was that had gotten the demon to kidnap her.
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Inuyasha was definitely pissed off at this point. He could smell Kagome and the demon but they were so fast. Even if he were on their trail, they would probably reach the place they were going before he could stop them. He growled low and in a dangerous tone. He was so mad, he could even kill Seshomaru through his rage. (No offense fluffy dude)
Somehow, he felt he had been in this area before… Something, something he couldn't really put one of his clawed fingers on, was eerily familiar. But what? Yeah, he could smell everything around him, and normally if he had been somewhere the scent would automatically tell him he was here before. But…nothing was truly familiar. Except the eerily familiar feeling…does that make sense?
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Kagome was bored out of her mind. How much farther was it? She sighed and drummed her fingers on her kidnappers back. She knew it was starting to irritate him, but she really didn't care. He didn't care that his kidnapping her was irritating her, so why should she give a damn?
"Hey, could you stop that back there, it's annoying."
"Give me a reason."
"I'll drop you if you don't stop that bitch."
"If you drop me, then what's the person who sent you for me gonna say?"
"…Just shut up already."
Kagome snickered; at least she knew he wasn't going to kill her. Then a thought occurred to her, What if the person who sent for me wants to kill me?
Kagome shook her head at the thought. If the person did want to kill her, then she would defend herself until Inuyasha got there. But how? She didn't have a …weapon…
Kagome reached her hand behind her and felt her bow still there. So she did still have a weapon. If she really needed to she would use that, but she was hoping Inuyasha would catch them before they got to the place…
Then they started to land. Uh-oh is all Kagome could think as the demon touched the ground in front of a dark cave. He started for the cave, but Kagome immediately interrupted.
"Uh…we aren't…we can't be…going in there…?" It was a question, not a statement, and her voice trembled when she asked it.
"And why can't we?" the high-pitched voice asked in annoyance.
"Well…" Kagome fidgeted a little bit before the demon started again. Then she immediately spoke up "I'm afraid of the dark! We can't go in there! I'm too scared!"
The demon put his hands on his hips, and did a pout. "Why do the gods hate me so much to curse me with such a woman?" he raised his hands up to the sky to emphasize his point.
"Stop being a drama queen!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha was enough, but dealing with this guy was a whole other story.
"Drama queen my ass! How can you live out here and be afraid of the dark?"
"I…" now that was a good question. How in the hell could she camp out in some of the darkest forests, in feudal Japan and still be afraid of the dark? Then it dawned on her; it was because she was always with Inuyasha. He had always been there before, and now he wouldn't be as she entered this cave. Fear started to build up in her and she had a strong urge to run. No not from the dark, but from being unprotected by her Inuyasha.
She started to pound her fists on the demons back when he started for the cave. She yelled, she screamed, she kicked her feet. She did everything she could do to get away from that demon and that cave.
Lucky for her, when she kicked he foot hit a 'sensitive' area on the demon. She was now sure the demon was male because he dropped her and held himself while in the huddled on the ground.
She saw this as her chance and she ran. She knew that once he recovered that she could never out run him, he was a demon after all. But she also knew that she didn't really have to out run him to escape. There was the possibility that Inuyasha wasn't to far from here, she just had to let him know that she was right here waiting for him.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome screamed as she ran. "Inuyasha! Are you there?" the girl stumbled on a root of a tree and fell to her knees. She was already tired and had run a long ways, but she had to keep going. The farther away from that demon and that cave the better.
"Inuyashaaaaaa!" she screamed once more before getting up. Both her knees battered, and her hands in pretty much the same shape. She tried to step but her ankle gave out under her. Damn! I must have twisted the damned thing she thought. How was she to run now?
The demon still wasn't after her; otherwise he would have found her by now, so she figured she still had some time. If only Inuyasha could hear her…
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"Inuyashaaaaa!"
The hanyou skidded to a halt. That was Kagome's voice. Had she gotten away from the demon? Maybe he still had her and she was still struggling against him.
The hanyou smirked at the thought as he continued his running. Even if that son of a bitch had kidnapped his Kagome, there was no way it was going to be easy from this point. Kagome didn't take lightly to being kidnapped and she was one hell of a handful when she was mad.
The silver-haired boy quickened his pace as the sound of his name got louder and Kagome's scent got stronger.
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Kagome's voice was hoarse now, but she wouldn't give up. She would use whatever time available to her to get Inuyasha here faster.
"Inuya…!" she began but a large hand clamped over her mouth, immediately making her silent.
"Bitch! What the fuck was that for? You don't go around kickin' people in the balls damn it! It's fuckin' rude!" the high-pitched voice hissed at her.
Her eyes widened, what was that she was beyond those trees? She could have sworn it was a flash of red. He heard her! He was coming for her!
But the demon must have smelled her savior, because he swore under his breath and quickly picked Kagome up. His hand was still over her mouth and boy was he going to regret that.
Kagome bit down hard on the demon hand, taking a chunk of flesh out of it and spitting it to the ground. She lifted her head again and saw the flash of red.
"INUYASHAAAAA!" she screamed as loud as she could before they disappeared into the cave.
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Inuyasha heard a cry of pain in a high-pitched voice, then he heard the girl he was searching for call to him. Damn! He unsheathed Tetsusaiga and lowered it to his side as he ran. He would have used Wind Scar on the damned thing but he would hit Kagome in the process.
Suddenly a clearing came into view and a cave stood before him. At the entrance of the cave the wolf demon held Kagome close to him. Didn't that dumb ass know that that was HIS Kagome? Nobody was allowed to touch like that but him. The hanyou growled deep in his throat.
"Aw, I'm sorry. Did I make the little puppy mad?" the demon teased. He saw the look on Inuyasha's face and decided to say something else. "Hey man, I've got nothin' against ya. I never really have anything against any cute boys normally but I was asked to steal this 'Kagome' from you."
Wait a second. Did he just call Inuyasha cute? Kagome thought. Oh great, now she was being held by some gay wolf demon. How much did this day suck?
What the fuck…the gay bastard just called me cute…Inuyasha thought in disgust. Then he stepped forward, attempting to enter the cave. But Kagome stopped him.
"Wait! Inuyasha don't! There's a barrier!" Kagome screamed.
"A barrier…" he picked up a rock and tossed it at the wolf demon. But it never reached him, it seemingly disappeared and a blue transparent barrier was seen. "Damn, you son of a bitch, let Kagome go now or I'll make sure that cave is your fuckin' resting place."
"Oooo, is that a threat?" the wolf demon turned and shook his butt at the hanyou, who was thoroughly disgusted.
There was a howl in the back of the cave and the demon looked back. When he looked back at Inuyasha his face told him he was irritated. "All right already! Geez," he complained to nobody in particular. "I never get to flirt for long, they always interrupt me," the wolf said, then he turned back to Inuyasha and blew him a kiss "See ya later hot stuff!" and he skipped off.
Inuyasha had never really felt too sick in his life, but at the moment he felt the need to vomit in a near by bush. He quickly fought this off and began thinking on how to get through this barrier…
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The demon with orange eyeliner took Kagome to the very back to the cave and set her down. Kagome looked at her surroundings. There was a campfire going, and a couple wolves were lounging around. What she saw next she never would have expected.
"K…k…. KOGA!" the miko exclaimed. There was no way this was happening.
"Kagome! I'm so glad to see you!" he ran over to her and wrapped his arms around her small frame.
"…. can't breathe…air supply…dangerously….low…" Kagome managed to get out and Koga loosened his grip.
"Kagome, I'm so sorry I had to send my stupid cousin after you, but I had no choice. If I had gone that mutt would have smelled me and we could never be together!" Koga stared into her eyes for a moment, but Kagome just looked confused.
"Wait, you are the one who sent that guy after me…?" she said, trying to comprehend.
"Yeah. He's my cousin, Hitoriu."
"…What…why…how!" the miko didn't know how to form her question.
"Ok, I sent Hitoriu out to get you, because I love you and if you're here with me our love can prosper. And how…well we don't support same sex marriages in our pack…so a long time ago we kicked Hitoriu out…We're letting him back in now because he did us such a big favor." Koga nodded as if everything were clear now.
Kagome was still in shock that Koga was behind all this, and as he picked her up and brought her into a small room like cavern she was still sputtering out words.
The wolf demon laid her down on some furs she suspected were supposed to make a bed. The girl sat up and looked at the grinning wolf "Welcome to your new den Kagome! I know it's a little bleak but we can do anything you want to it!"
"Wait a minute, MY new den? As in, I'm supposed to live here?"
"Yeah, that's what I meant."
"But…hey! Don't I get say in this?"
Koga sat down next to her and looked her in the eye "I told you, if you don't like it we can always fix it so you have a better place to raise the pups in."
Kagome's mouth stopped working, and she tensed. Inside her head she was yelling. Pups? PUPS? I'm not having any kind of child with you buddy boy so back the fuck off! You can't imagine how badly she wanted to say that, but her mouth wouldn't move.
Koga stared at her for a moment and then leaned in to kiss her. She put her hand up and was going to shove him away but the wolf caught it, and held it as he kissed her. The girl's mind was racing. What the hell did Koga think he was doing? She hadn't once said that she would go along with this plan of his! She broke the kiss almost as soon as it had started.
"Koga, I didn't agree to…" He kissed her again, but this time harder. He pushed her back onto the furs and ravaged her neck. Oh god, please don't let this be happening Kagome prayed. She had wanted it to be just a very bad nightmare that she could wake up from at any moment.
But the kiss was real, the force he was using to hold her down was real…and…OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL IT ON MY LEG! She screamed in her head. She tried to get away from him but he straddled her hips with his own.
"Koga…Koga please stop! Even if I did like you that way I wouldn't be ready for this…" she tried explaining with a little politeness in her voice. Maybe he would catch this and let her go. But, this wasn't the Koga she was used to.
Something was different about him; he only looked at her with lustful eyes and was ignoring what she said. Suddenly he spread her legs wide apart and used his claws to rip off her panties.
"Koga! Please stop it! I don't want to do this!" she was yelling now. She was scared. All this happened because she was so easy to capture, because she was just a damsel in distress. Well you know what? She wasn't going to take it anymore!
"Koga I warned you!" she screamed and then she kneed him in the very same place she kicked Hitoriu. The wolf howled and fell off of the miko. She took this chance to run for it, and as she stepped out of the cavern she remembered her bow an arrow.
She took it out and prepared an arrow. All the wolves and the rest of Koga's pack were watching her with interest.
"Inuyasha!" she screamed, she knew he echo would reach him. "Attack the barrier! Do the Wind Scar!" that was her final warning before she let all of her anger, fear, and pain go in that single arrow.
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Inuyasha heard Kagome's voice travel to the entrance of the cave, and when he saw that light coming for him, he did exactly what he was told. He stood in front of the barrier and unleashed the Wind Scar with one powerful swing. He watched as it hit the barrier, then as it was weakened, the arrow burst through and utterly destroyed it.
He didn't waste one second after the barrier was gone. He rushed in at full speed and finally got to where Koga's pack was sitting. They were all huddled around Kagome, who had collapsed on the floor.
"Hey sis, are you ok?" the entire pack had considered Kagome their sister since the day they first met her.
Kagome groaned and reached her hands out into the air, "In…Inuyasha?" she called.
Inuyasha immediately went to her and held her hand "Yeah Kagome?"
"Come closer…"
Inuyasha leaned his head down closer to the miko, "What is it?"
Suddenly Kagome's eyes opened wide and there was a fire blazing in them "I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL THE SON OF A BITCH I SWEAR IT!"
Everybody fell over in the cave from either the shock of her words, or maybe because they had super human hearing and it was killing their ears…
Kagome shot up and arched an arrow, "WHERE'S THE FUCKING COWARD? I CASTRATE THE BITCH!"
Inuyasha had never seen Kagome use so many swears in just two out bursts. He was suddenly feeling sorry for the poor guy who made Kagome this angry. Then it came to him. The guy who kidnapped Kagome was a wolf demon, Koga's pack is here, and that son of a bitch's scent was all over Kagome…
"KOGA YOU SON OF A BITCH IF YOU LAYED ONE FUCKIN FINGER ON HER I'LL MAKE SURE THAT DAMNED FINGER WON'T BE ABLE TO TOUCH ANOTHER THING AGAIN!" Inuyasha screamed in complete rage. Yes, his overprotective side was kicking in.
"Inuyasha, stay out of this." Kagome said in the calmest voice she could muster.
"WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I STAY OUT OF IT?"
"INUYASHA STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT OR I'LL PUT YOUR FUCKIN BACK OUT AGAIN!"
"…Keh," apparently, the hanyou can take a hint. Go Inuyasha!
Kagome stomped into the cavern where Koga was listening to every thing that had gone on. Oh yes, Inuyasha would indeed enjoy this.
Koga's entire pack, along with Inuyasha, inched towards the cavern so they could hear. But Kagome didn't exactly keep her voice down, so I don't know why they had to get closer to listen.
"KOGA! HOW DARE YOU? HOW DARE YOU VIOLATE ME LIKE THAT? THERE ARE NO EXCUSES FOR WHAT YOU DID DAMNIT!"
"But, Kagome…let me explain!"
"THERE'S NOTHING TO FUCKIN' EXPLAIN! YOU ALMOST FUCKIN RAPED ME YOU BAKA! YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND THEN YOU ALMOST RAPED ME? YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME BUT ALL THAT'S JUST FUCKING BULLSHIT!"
"But Kagome I do love you! Honest!"
"I DON'T CARE! LOVE ME! HATE ME! JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
"But I can't do that! I love you damn it! Damn woman can't you get that into your thick skull! I'll never leave you alone!" Inuyasha snickered, he knew that was not what Kagome wanted to hear, and from past experience he knew that if she didn't hear what she wanted from you, you were dead.
It was silent for a moment, and then you could hear Koga groveling to Kagome. He was trying to take back what he said, but Kagome wouldn't have it.
"KOGA YOU HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR ANYBODY ELSE'S FEELINGS! I DON'T LOVE YOU AND I NEVER WILL! WHY DON'T YOU GET THAT THROUGHT YOUR THICK FUCKIN SKULL!" You could hear all the slaps and punches she was handing to Koga and you could hear his whimper every time.
"OH BUT I BET YOU LOVE THAT MUTT OUT THERE! YOU CAN'T LOVE ME BUT YOU CAN LOVE SOME HANYOU?"
All eyes were on Inuyasha now. The entire pack was staring at him, and he felt uncomfortable. "What the hell are you lookin' at?" he hissed, and they all turned their eyes back to the cavern entrance.
"INUYASHA! HIS NAME IS INUYASHA! DON'T CALL HIM MUTT, OR MUTT-FACE, OR DOG TURD! HIS NAME IS I-N-U-Y-A-S-H-A! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, LOVING HIM WOULD BE WAAAAAAAY BETTER THEN LOVING YOU EVER COULD BE!"
Ok, hold up. Did she just say what I think she just said? The hanyou knew they were all looking at him again but he didn't care. He wanted to hear the rest of what Kagome had to say.
"OH REALLY? WHAT'S DOG-TURD GOT THAT I DON'T GOT? HE'S A HALF DEMON FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
"FOR STARTERS HE GOT MORE THAN HALF A BRAIN LIKE YOU DO! HE ACTUALY CONSIDERS OTHER PEOLE'S THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS! HE'S STRONGER THEN YOU'LL EVER BE! HE'S GOT MORALS, HE'S GOT PRINCIPLES, AND HE'S GOT A GREAT PERSONALITY!"
"SO! HE'S STILL JUST A HANYOU MUTT!"
"I DON'T CARE! I LIKE HIM JUST THE WAY HE IS! AS A HANYOU! AND ABOUT HIM BEING A DOG HANYOU, I THINK HIS EARS ARE CUTE!"
"YOU'RE JUST LIKE OTHER WOMEN! THEY'RE ALL SO STUPID!"
"KOGA PREPARE TOO DIE!"
The fighting could be heard from outside the cavern and when Kagome finally came out she was dragging Koga by the ear.
"I think we've come to an understanding!" she said with a smile. The pack just stared at her, as did Inuyasha. He was still in shock at all the things Kagome said about him.
When Inuyasha came back to reality, Kagome was calling him so they could leave. He watched her walk ahead of him. Her cloths were torn and dirty, she had a couple cuts and scrapes on each of her legs, but she looked se if she was on top of the world.
When they got outside in the sunshine, Kagome stretched her arms above her head. "That should keep Koga in his place from now on."
Inuyasha was lost just looking at her, and the mention of Koga's name reminded him of what happened. Then he thought of the look on Koga's face as they left, and he couldn't help but burst out laughing. The hanyou fell to the ground he laughed so hard.
Kagome looked back at Inuyasha with a puzzled expression. She knelt beside him on the ground, "What are you laughing about?"
"The, haha, look…AHAHA! The look on his face…hahahaha, priceless!" the hanyou rolled over to his side and kicked his feet out while he laughed. Kagome giggled a little.
Suddenly he sat up and pulled Kagome to him in a warm hug. He was still laughing hard but he kept on holding her. "HA! Hey…"
"Yeah Inuyasha?"
He laughed some more before Kagome poked him in the stomach.
"Kagome I think I love you!"
Oofie: "Well that was fun."
Inuyasha: "Yeah it was, I would give anything to see that look on his face…"
Kagome: "Who?"
Inuyasha: "Koga of course!"
Kagome: "I feel bad for him…"
Inuyasha: "WHAT!"
Kagome: "Think about it…the woman he loves just rejected him…"
Inuyasha: "You are aware that it was you who rejected him right? I mean, you don't want to have pups with him do you…?"
Kagome: "Of course not!"
Inuyasha: "Then stop your complaining' and make me some fuckin ramen wench."
Kagome: "Make your own damn ramen you jerk!"
Oofie: shakes her head, "Here we go again…"
Kaede: "Ye could receive a rather painful headache from being around those two constantly."
Oofie: "Tell me about it!"
Kaede: "That reminds me, I brought some herbs for ye, Oofie-chan."
Oofie: "Really? What are they?"
Kaede: "They are herbs for your tea, they will get rid of the headaches ye get from being around these two."
Oofie: gladly excepts "Well thank you Kaede-baba! I have something for you too!" bring out a pack of medicine "This one is called Aspirin, this one is called Advil, this one is called Tylenol, and this one is called Theraflu, and last but not least, are the Tums. They are you're basic medicines. With these you can cure colds, the flu, tummy aches, headaches, and migraines." Pulls out another container "But this one might be the most important to you. This medicine can cure the most horrid of diseases, the one I like to call BBS"
Kaede: "BBS?"
Oofie: "Bad Breath Syndrome. These here," holds up box "are called TicTacs. They are very affective and you probably only need to use two per person."
Kaede: "Yes, of course."
Oofie: "Have the two stopped bickering yet?"
Kagome: "INUYASHA YOU'RE MORE LIKE A PIG THEN A DOG!"
Inuyasha: "WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!"
Kagome: "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND OSUWARI!"
Inuyasha: eats major dirt
Oofie: shakes her head "And so the saga continues…"
Kaede: "How sad, child."
Oofie: nods her head "But now that that's over, Kaede-baba I think I want to take you out to dinner at a kareoke bar."
Kaede: "Yes, I think that would be nice. But what is kareoke…?"
Oofie: "Uh…I'll explain on the way…"
Kaede & Oofie: wave goodbye and walk off in the direction of the kareoke bar.