Kagome: "Weird?"
Oofie: "No."
Kagome: "Funny?"
Oofie: "No."
Inuyasha: "Annoying."
Oofie: "Shut it before my shoe becomes a permanent part of your ass."
Inuyasha: "Ooh. How scary."
Oofie: "What ever…anywho I'm just like…siked or whatever…I'm writing this on Tuesday cuz I don't really have that much homework since I got my new teacher…who I had last year for history…but that's besides the point. The point is I'm bored and I think I might start updating during the week sometimes."
Inuyasha: "Don't you have… oh, what's it called… a life?"
Oofie: "No…but I'm going to Wal-Mart soon. I hear they sell 'em cheap."
Kagome: "…"
Inuyasha: "What's a Wal-Mart?"
Kagome: "…Inuyasha…that joke was so bad…it just made Wal-Mart a very irrelevant topic."
Inuyasha: "…I don't get it…"
Oofie: "Yeah, whatever. Anywho, I've been giving this next chapter some thought, and who our guest will be. And I've brought this guy here so he could really get on Inuyasha's bad side."
Inuyasha: "Oofie…what the fuck did I do to you?"
Oofie: "You, my curious puppy, just look so cute when you're mad."
Inuyasha: "Keh, it's not my fault I was born so damn sexy."
Oofie: "You're right…so should I be blaming my bullshit gene pool for my pathetic appearance?"
Inuyasha: "Yes."
Kagome: "Jerk…"
Inuyasha: "Bitch."
Kagome: "self-centered jackass."
Inuyasha: "Up tight wench."
Oofie: "Oh god…Hojo get your scrawny ass out here so we can start this."
Hojo: hurries out to the stage and bows to Oofie "S-sorry for taking so long."
Oofie: "Yeah…could you not do that? It implies that I need to curtsey, and Oofie…does not curtsey."
Hojo: "Yes…um…ma'am?"
Oofie: "YES I AM IN FACT FEMALE DAMN IT! Jeez, a girl decides to wear a pair of baggy jeans, a wife beater, and her hat on backwards and everybody thinks she's a guy. Well hello!" points to her chest "I have boobs people!"
Hojo: "Yes…I can see that."
Oofie: "PERV!" slaps
Hojo: Is knocked to the ground.
Oofie: "Oops…" helps Hojo up, "Sorry dude, well…uh…you want to start the chapter?"
Hojo: "How?"
Oofie: "Just like we talked about…over the phone…" looks at Hojo "I think we will have fun with you Hojo my man! I'm givin' you a serious makeover…"
Hojo: "Wha-what?"
Oofie: "Just start the chapter so we can get the makeover started."
Hojo: "Oofie-sama doesn't own me or the other characters from Inuyasha…" eyes Oofie "Um…wh-what are you going to do with those…?"
Oofie: snicker "AND SO IT BEGINS!" drags Hojo away to her secret lab backstage.
Chapter 10: Heated DiscussionsInuyasha awoke to two of his favorite scents, Kagome and ramen.
The hanyou sat up and looked around Kaede's hut. The monk and kitsune were still asleep on the floor, and Sango must have been out with Kaede because she wasn't present at the moment.
However, the center of his affection was right there in the center of the room, pouring water into several packages of ramen. He crawled on his hands and knees (Heh, yes…like a dog…) over to the girl making his breakfast. He quietly slipped his arms around her waste after she set down the kettle of water and pulled her into his lap.
She gasped, "I-Inuyasha! I didn't hear you get up!"
"Keh, you never do." He nibbled on her collarbone and she let out a small gasp as her scent spiked.
"Inuyasha…should we be…?"
"Be doing this? Here? Now? No." he slid one of his hands up her shirt and rested on her stomach. He licked at her neck and felt her shiver against him.
"Then…shouldn't we…?"
"Stop? Because you don't want Sango or Kaede to walk in here and see us? Or maybe because those two over there will wake up? Keh, no." he raised his hand in her shirt and pressed it up against her rib cage, pushing her into him even more if it were possible.
"But…"
The hanyou turned her red face towards his and looked into her eyes, "You talk to much wench. Ever think about shutting up?"
"No."
"You should."
"Make me, dog boy."
He smirked, "Gladly," and his lips came crashing down on hers in a heated kiss. Kissing was always better after arguing, and he found that there was more passion on both sides at those particular times.
"Well, well. As lovely as this is to be able to wake up to, I think Shippo-kun and I would prefer you two took this to a more private place."
They broke the kiss, and Inuyasha rested his forehead against Kagome's. Both of them were out of breath and didn't feel like retaliating to what the monk had said. The look in Kagome's eyes said 'I so want to say I told you so', which Inuyasha responded to with a look that plainly said 'Say it and die'.
Kagome rolled her eyes and wiggled out of the hanyou's grip, much to his displeasure. "All right men, line it up and get your breakfast." She looked at Inuyasha "From less strong to the strongest please."
"Keh, fine. Let the weak go first."
Shippo stuck his tongue out at Inuyasha and stepped up to Kagome. "You're just mad that you couldn't suck face with Kagome-chan anymore." Shippo, Shippo, Shippo. You should have stopped talking way back when you said you're just mad.
Surprisingly, Miroku was the only one in the room who wasn't physically hurt. Shippo had angered the 'mighty Inuyasha' and received a bump on his head, so he was nursing that. But Inuyasha hitting Shippo had sort of triggered a domino effect, because Kagome then sat Inuyasha and he was now nursing a sore back.
Ah…and it seems the Domino Effect has not ended, because guess who has walked in because she heard the noise from outside? Sango!
"Hey…uh, what was up with the thud in here?" Sango asked innocently. Now, the next part was definitely the fault of the Domino Effect because in an instant Miroku was by Sango's side.
Now, to recap the whole Domino Effect episode lets review shall we? First, I'd say it started with the making out of the cute new couple, then it went to the waking up of the monk and the kitsune. Then Kagome, who was waiting for the other occupants of the hut to awake to start breakfast, ordered everybody to line up from weakest to strongest. We all know that Inuyasha was pissed since he couldn't 'suck face' with Kagome, but being put in the back of the line for his strength made it worse. This caused Shippo to say his little comment, which triggered the pain. The pain started with Shippo, and was passed to Inuyasha when Kagome sat him in Shippo's defense. The thud of the sit caused Sango to walk into the room and inquire what was going on. Now this triggered the reaction from Miroku, which was to walk up to Sango and grope her. This triggered the last part of the Domino Effect Episode, where Sango slapped Miroku, who fell to the ground with a smirk on his face. Now, is this the end of the Domino Effect Episode? Yes…now shut up and be satisfied it lasted this long.
"Ah, my dearest Sango…I'm sorry. Truly, I am. But your body is such a beautiful sight! A man sometimes can't help but to touch its magnificence."
"Miroku." Um…yeah, this is the part where the monk should run but he doesn't.
"Yes, my love?"
Sango balled a fist, and ran towards the monk in an angry manor, "DIE!" and then the pain followed, if you hadn't already guessed.
Kagome was packing her things into her gigantic yellow backpack. (Seriously, have you seen that thing? It's a wonder her back isn't out yet.) She was trying to get away to her time…again. She had been trying for the last two days to get home, but ever since the wonderful night that they had confessed their love, Inuyasha wouldn't let her out of his sight. Well…except for right now. He was supposed to be helping Kaede with something that a 'woman of her age' should just not being doing. He hadn't seen the point in it at first, but 3 sits and 7 kisses later; he finally saw the light.
"Okay Kagome! This is it! You're finally getting out of here!" Kagome said as she exited the hut with her bag on her back.
She took a couple steps, and then realized what that red spec was way down on the road. "Oh crud," was all she could say before taking off towards the well. She knew that she wasn't going to out run Inuyasha, but if she had to she would sit him before he caught up with her.
Her legs carried her up a hill and into the forest she came to know so well. She wasn't going to hide. How could she hide from a demon anyway? Even if he was only half demon, he could sniff her out to easily.
She ducked under low branches and hopped over rocks and tree roots. Finally, she broke free of the forest, into a clearing. And there lied her destination.
The Bone Eaters Well.
She looked around quickly, making sure that if she saw that red haori she could yell sit before he caught her. She took cautious steps forward, and then when she thought it was safe she sprinted for the well.
She had made it! She was home free! She jumped, attempting to jump into the well. Well, it was a nice try anyway. Things had happened so fast that I think I'll have to slow it down for you a bit…
Kagome had thought she was home free, but in reality Inuyasha was watching her from in a tree across the clearing. When the girl's intentions were clear to him and he saw her jump, he used his god like speed to leap out of the tree and snatch her right out of the air. (Heh heh, Emperor's New Groove. "I snatched you right out of the air! Look at me and my bad self! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh!")
Kagome crossed her arms over her chest and pouted in Inuyasha's arms. "Damn you and your stupid fast…ness," the miko muttered under her breath.
But of course he had to have super hearing too, "Whatever wench. If I wasn't fast then how in the hell would I keep up with you?"
"Humph. Evil dog boy."
"Keh, you know you love me."
Kagome stuck her tongue out at him, "Just 'cause I love you doesn't mean I have to like you."
"Kagome that makes no sense." She stuck out her tongue again, "Keh, you're such a baby."
Kagome crossed her arms again. "Then you my friend, are a pedophile," she stated flatly, and Inuyasha snickered.
It was night, but it wasn't too cold, yet not to hot. You could see the stars perfectly from where the miko was. Her coffee orbs raised to the sky as she tilted her head back and sighed. It was a beautiful night.
"Inuyasha," her voice wasn't above a whisper. "Inuyasha, you don't have to hide… I know you're there."
Just as she suspected, the hanyou stepped out of his hiding spot in the bushes and stood behind her. She didn't turn to look at him, but closed her eyes instead, and placed her hand on her shoulder.
The boy watched her intently. He couldn't see her face, but her hair was pulled over the shoulder opposite the one where her hand rested, which revealed the creamy colored skin on her neck. She wasn't wearing her normal school uniform, but instead a button up white shirt and a pair of jeans.
His ears picked up a rustling sound as her hand traveled back down from her shoulder. But soon it was back there. He was about to say something to her, but something stopped him.
The hand had slowly started to push her shirt off of her shoulder, and soon it was lying in a heap on the grass. The hanyou stared at her bare back and began to get a little pink in the cheeks.
The girl looked over her shoulder, and Inuyasha saw her face. It was tinged a light pink and her mouth was slightly open. Her eyes were half-open and glazed over with lust as she looked at him. He could hear the ragged breath flowing out of her mouth as she watched him, and then he smelled her scent. It was different somehow. It had a lot more…spice to it the normal.
Kagome stood, her back still to him, and walked around the rock she was sitting on. She approached him, her arms covering her chest, but leaving little to the imagination.
She let go of her chest and pressed her body up against the hanyou's. He gasped, and then his hands flew around her and he held her close to him. Kagome turned ever so slightly and caught his lips in a passionate kiss but short kiss.
Inuyasha growled in objection when she pulled away and pulled her back to him. The girl was surprised at first, but her eyelids closed and she deepened the kiss, wrapping her arms around her love's neck.
That kiss turned into quick, messy kisses and the miko moaned when Inuyasha trailed his claws down her back and up again. Somehow they ended up on the ground and Kagome straddled Inuyasha's hips with her own, which made the hanyou growl in frustration. Kagome moaned even louder after his growl, and he realized that his chest vibrated when he growled, and Kagome was pressing herself as close to his chest as possible. He growled again and earned himself another moan from the young miko.
Kagome's hands found their way up to his ears and she began to massage them gently. While she did this Inuyasha licked and nipped at the girl's collarbone, and listened as she let out little moans and gasps.
Suddenly, she stopped and sat up. She looked down at him and called his name, over and over…
"Inuyasha…Inuyasha," he felt a jabbing in his ribs, but kept his eyes closed. "Hey…Inuyasha! INUYASHA!"
The boy growled and opened his eyes to a glaring miko lying on his chest. "Damn it…what is it wench?"
"Don't call me a wench. And you were moaning in your sleep, it was kind of weird."
"Keh, whatever."
"What were you dreaming about?"
Inuyasha stiffened and the girl in his arms felt it, but ignored it. "Um…I wasn't really dreaming of anything."
"Then what was with all the moaning and growling?"
"How am I supposed to know?"
"You're supposed to know 'cause you were the one doing it baka."
"Don't call me baka bitch."
"Don't call me bitch, jerk," the girl looked down at the hanyou's arms that encircled her waste. "Um, would you mind letting go of me?"
"Why? So you can run away?"
"No… I sort of need to…" she stopped.
"You need to what?" Inuyasha questioned. When she didn't answer him he asked again, "Well? What do you need wench?"
"Ugh, whatever. I need to go to the bathroom. Do I have to get permission to do that or are you gonna let go of me soon?"
Inuyasha looked as if he really was thinking about not letting her go before he loosened his grip and the girl slid out from his arms. "Hey wench," he said, "Wait up, I'm coming with you."
Kagome looked at him in disbelief, "What? You have to follow me to the bathroom? If you haven't noticed it's sort of a private thing dog boy!"
"Keh, I'm just walkin' with ya. I'm not goin' to see you go or anything."
The girl just grumbled and walked out of Kaede's hut in a huff. It was just after dawn and parts of the sky seemed to glow in the light from the sun chasing away the night. They walked to a building at the end of the road that was the village bathroom and found that somebody was in there. According to Inuyasha they were going to stay in there for a while and they should go find a different place for Kagome to go to the bathroom. Kagome really had to go so she just nodded her head and ran for the woods with Inuyasha on her tail.
The girl looked around and found a bush she thought would work as a bathroom and she began to unbuckle her belt until she noticed the curious eyes of a hanyou on her.
"Excuse me, but like I said this is sort of a private thing Inuyasha." The boy took the hint and walked off a ways so as not to disturb her.
As soon as Kagome was done with her 'business' she came out from behind the bushes and called out to Inuyasha, "Hey Inuyasha! I'm done! We can go back now!" After a minute or so there still wasn't an answer from Inuyasha Kagome went searching for him deeper into the woods…
Damn! Damn, damn, damn, damn! Stupid Kagome! Why does she have to be in heat NOW of all times? Geez the hanyou was practically yelling in his head. But if you think about it, it makes sense… if you put it all together. What? You don't get it? God I guess I'll have to explain…
To begin with, maybe I should tell you that Inuyasha can calculate in his head, (Yes he does use that darn head of his) when Kagome is going to be in heat. How is that you may ask? The same way girls calculate when their 'time of the month' is. Since Kagome goes into heat just before that time of the month, (By the way I hate calling it that but I don't want to make my male readers uncomfortable.) Inuyasha pretty much has it locked into his mind when to stay away from her. But, Kagome interrupted his planned escape when she followed him when he went after that jewel shard.
Now why would he want to stay away from her during this time you may ask? Well, Inuyasha…he sometimes has…urges. That's the best way to put it. He has urges…like all the time. These urges just get worse when the woman is in heat. Now…The rest will come together as we follow Inuyasha, who currently has to take care of a major problem in his pants…poor thing.
Inuyasha walked even farther into the woods till he found a nice spot in a tree to rest. He didn't want to leave Kagome alone, especially when she was in her current state, but if he didn't then he might have done something he really regretted.
The boy with silver hair made himself comfortable in his tree and tried thinking pure thoughts. Okay, pure thoughts, pure thoughts. He looked down at his pants. Yup, still a huge bulge there. He sighed, so if pure thoughts won't work, surely disgusting thoughts would work
Let's see… Disgusting things disgusting things, Seshomaru naked…Naraku naked…Koga naked…Jaken naked…Kagome naked…WAIT! So disgusting thoughts only proved to be his downfall. He looked back down, the bulge had subsided, but as soon as the thought of Kagome nude entered his head, he was dealing with a pitched tent…. again.
Okay…cold things. Cold, cold, cold…Ice. Ice water. Snow. Winter. Hey…it's working! Maybe I can deal with Kagome now… the boy thought. But alas, his mind was just to perverted for him. Cold…cold…Kagome in the cold. Kagome and ice, Kagome and ice water…Kagome in ice water. His eyes grew wide at the thought and he nearly fell out of his tree. Luckily his reflexes caught him and he made it back up on his branch with a frown and blush on his face. He was so absorbed in what he was doing, that he didn't notice the very spicy lavender scent he was running from was getting closer until it was to late.
"Hey Inuyasha, what are you doin' up there?" Kagome inquired, a bit confused.
He froze. Now what was he supposed to do? He could make a run for it but that would leave Kagome out here by herself and that was never a good thing. He looked down at her.
Okay, first thing I need to do is get down, 'cause from here I can see right down her shirt… he shook his head and jumped down beside Kagome. He instantly found that he was way to close to the miko and nearly jumped backwards.
Kagome looked confused, "What is up with you? Are you not feeling good or something?"
"Uh… no I can assure you it's not a bad feeling… definitely not bad."
"What was that?"
"N-nothing!" the hanyou lied, and on top of that he was as red as his haori.
"Okay Inuyasha," she took a step toward him. "What is wrong?"
Inuyasha immediately took a step back. "N-nothin's wrong w-wench." Her scent was starting to make him a little light headed. He really needed to put some space between them.
"First of all, don't call me a wench. Second, there's something wrong, especially when you stutter." The girl took several steps forward, trying to close the gap between them.
Okay, Inuyasha was tired of this. The girl who he is in love with is in heat and she won't leave him alone. His head was feeling dizzy, his knees were about to give out, and on top of that he could feel certain body parts begin to get stiff and hard all over again. This was really not going well.
When Inuyasha didn't answer, the girl voiced her question again, "Inuyasha… please tell me what's wrong. Maybe I can help, you just have to tell me."
Inuyasha shut his eyes tight and took deep breaths, only to inhale her scent again and get even dizzier. What was he going to do? How was he going to get out of this? Well, how else? He was going to blurt it all out at once!
"Kagome you're in heat!" the words seemed to echo off of the trees surrounding them, even though his voice wasn't above a husky whisper.
"Wha-what?" she didn't know what to say. First off, she had to ask a question, "What's 'in heat' Inuyasha?" The boy nearly fell over.
"Okay…uh…where do I start…um…" he had no idea what to say. But first thing's first, he had to get her to back away from him. "Uh…Kagome could you…go sit on that rock…waaaaay over there." He pointed to a rock at least five feet away from him.
"Alright, um…how do I explain this…" Inuyasha sat down on some grass and drummed his clawed fingers on his knee. "Ah, okay. Uh…you know…um…. when like, a dog…a girl dog, goes into heat? Like…it's like, this certain time where…uh… she like, is most ready to…to make pups. You know what I'm talking about right?"
"Yup," Kagome said, nodding.
"Okay…when that happens… guy dogs…they get all um…excited and eager to…to…"
"To make pups?"
"Right…uh…let's go with that. They get excited and eager to make pups. They get all excited though, 'cause the bitch…she like, gives off a smell. Most of the time, she doesn't know it, but all the guys know…they can smell it and it's like… um… let's just say that it effects the guy dog's bodies…" he looked down at the bulge in his pants that he was currently hiding from Kagome. "Yeah… effects them a lot. Anyway… the guy dogs… they mate with the bitch that's…in heat… and it's almost like, they can't stop the process sometimes… like they can't control themselves…" he looked at her, "Do you see what I'm tryin' to say here?"
Kagome nodded her head, then suddenly decided she didn't know, and shook it instead. The hanyou sighed.
"Okay… It's not only girl dogs that go through that…most animals, demons…and all humans go through it to. Animals and demons…they can smell the scent that the girl gives off…humans can't. That's probably why they don't really know much about it. But you see…I'm part demon…half demon…so…I can smell it…"
Kagome looked at him blankly, "You have no idea what I'm sayin' do you?" she shook her head and the hanyou sighed again.
"Okay Kagome… to put it any more simple… I'd have to come right out and say it…" he took a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves. Unfortunately all that did was give him a whiff of Kagome and send him right back into dizziness.
He shook his head, trying to get rid of the dizzy feeling. Then, just as before, he blurted it out. "Look Kagome, you're in heat and it's driving me nuts!" he stared at her, looking for her reaction, but there wasn't much of one.
She looked back at him, "So… what you're saying…is that…I'm in heat… and… you're kind of like… the dogs you were talking about? Like…you're 'eager' to 'make pups' with me?" (That sounds funny, but she's being serious…weird…)
Inuyasha buried his face in his hands and nodded his head.
"But…but making pups…that requires…" slowly, but surely it sunk into Kagome's head. All that meant really is that he wanted to sleep with her. She blushed crimson, which was Inuyasha's signal that she knew what he really wanted to do. But maybe that would make it easier to deal with.
"Look Kagome, I'm not trying to force you into anything…I just wanted to let you know. You…your scent, is driving me insane, and since I'm warning you to stay away from me now, I won't be responsible for my actions," he laughed nervously.
"Stay away…for how long?"
"Till…till uh…how do I say this…okay, till your…your 'time of the month'."
"Time of the…oh… That's not too long from now…"
"Yeah…it'll be in just a couple days."
"Yeah…wait…you…YOU KNOW!"
"Keh, how do you expect me not to know? Remember the keen sense of smell thing, yeah…that helps."
Kagome put her hands on each side of her face and blushed, "Oh god that is so embarrassing! I can't believe you've actually known that!"
"Kagome…" his voice sounded annoyed yet lustful, if that's possible. "Kagome, you've gotta start packing. Like now. You're goin' home and that's I final damn it."
"Wait, you've been keeping me away from my time for this long… just to all of a sudden let me go back," she looked confused. "Why?"
"Two reasons… I though I could handle bein' around you but, obviously that didn't work. The second… I don't want any guys thinkin' they can put hands on my woman!" Whoa, scary. I sounded just like Koga…
"You know you sounded just like…"
"I know, shut up and start walkin'."
And walk they did, all the way back to Kaede's hut. Kagome had to walk a large distance in front of Inuyasha so he wouldn't attack her if she got to close, which wouldn't have been so bad if Inuyasha wasn't downwind from her. Even though she was so far away that seductive scent just kept coming back to mess with him. Kami knew he would be glad when this was over.
Kagome slipped into the hut and grabbed all the things that she needed, leaving a note for the others to read explaining her absence. She heaved her backpack onto her back and stepped outside.
While she had been inside, Inuyasha had time to clear his head and calm down a bit. He figured he had more self control now that he had a second to himself, and he could at least walk beside Kagome on the way to the well. He was even brave enough to hold hands with the girl, which actually calmed him down a bit instead of exciting him.
Finally, the well came into sight and Kagome set her backpack down next to it. She stretched her arms over her head and then turned to face Inuyasha.
"Well, this is it," she said while patting the well with her hand.
"I noticed. Now… um, hop in."
"You're not even going to say goodbye?"
"Should I be saying goodbye?"
"Well the girl you love is leaving for a while and you're not even gonna say goodbye?"
Inuyasha sighed and sat on the well next to the miko. "Look Kagome, I don't wanna say goodbye because I don't really wanna think about you being gone, okay?" He looked away from her, trying to hide the light blush on his cheeks.
She looked shocked for a moment. Had Inuyasha actually said something that qualified as…sweet? She smiled; well at least she had proof he actually cared. She sat down on the well and sat so that the two were back to back. She held her knees to her chest and exhaled.
"Inuyasha, I don't really want to think about leaving either, but I have to. And I'll come back as soon as you come for me, you know that right?"
He sighed, and leaned his head back, so it was resting on hers, "Yeah, I know."
She smiled, "Good, now if you'll kindly stop leaning on me I'll be going." Inuyasha did his usual growl and Keh combo before standing up and helping Kagome put her backpack on.
She turned to him, "See you in a couple days okay?"
He nodded, "Yup. I'll come get you."
She smiled again and his heart did a back flip into his stomach. "Hey Inuyasha, put your hands behind your back."
"Why?"
"'Cause I'll give you a surprise if you do."
Inuyasha keh'd again and did as he was told, then before he knew what was happening Kagome had her arms around his neck and her lips were crushing his. He immediately held back his urge to hold her close to him, but he still closed his eyes and deepened the kiss.
When they finally broke apart, the pair were feeling a bit light headed, but in a good way. Reluctantly, Kagome removed her arms from the hanyou and she smiled at him, before letting herself fall into the well.
Kagome stood at the very bottom of the old well. She looked up and saw the face of a cat looking down at her.
"Meow?"
"Buyo! Buyo go get mama!" the girl yelled to her cat. For a second, Buyo stood there watching her, and then he retreated back to the kitchen where he suspected Mrs. Higurashi to be.
As he walked into the kitchen, Buyo could smell the delicious aroma of food in the air. There was a pot on the stove, but no Mrs. Higurashi. The cat meowed, but there was no answer. He decided in his little kitty brain that he would go into the living room to find Souta, who might be able to get the miko out of the well. So he slowly moved his pudgy legs towards the living area.
"Meow? Meow?" Buyo called, and this time there was a person who answered him.
"Buyo? What is it?" Souta's head popped up over the couch. He had a quizzical expression on his face as the cat walked to the couch, and some how found the strength to jump up onto it.
"Nani, Buyo?" Souta asked again. This time the cat meowed and pulled at his shirt. "Buyo, you want me to follow? Is that it?" Souta asked. The cat simply stared at him, before leaping off the side of the couch and walking out of the back door. Souta, being the curious soul that he is, followed the cat.
Buyo led the boy out to the old well house, and by the time he got there Souta understood what was happening, and he went to fetch a rope.
Meanwhile, Buyo poked his head over the mouth of the well again to find an impatient miko staring up at him. "Buyo, did you get mama?"
Buyo stretched out over the side of the well and meowed his response. Kagome was about to tell Buyo to go get her mother again, but a rope dropped down and dangled in front of her.
"Hey Sis, grab this and climb up. It's not gonna fall or anything, I tied it to something," Souta's head popped over the mouth of the well next to Buyo's.
Kagome climbed out of the well and stood in the dark old well house. "Thanks Souta-kun," she said, while ruffling his hair. He immediately pushed her hand off and muttered some form of 'you're welcome' as he trotted off towards the house.
Kagome giggled a bit before taking Buyo in her arms and following Souta into the house.
Shippo woke up to the sun shining in his eyes. He blinked his sleep away and sat up. Looking around the room, he immediately noticed that something, or rather someone was missing.
"Hey! Hey Miroku!" he poked the monk had in the back and he rolled over. Unfortunately for our little kitsune, he was in the way of the monk and Miroku's hands had shot out and grabbed him.
"Miroku! Miroku get off! You're killing my oxygen supply!" poor Shippo yelled.
Miroku groaned, "Oh Sango, my love! I knew you'd bare my children one day…"
"EW! You're dreaming of Sango?" Shippo beat the floor with his tiny fists. "SOMEBODY HELP! MIROKU MIGHT MOLEST ME!" (All of those words start with M…)
Miroku snuggled the boy in his arms, "Sango… now if you'll just let me remove your cloths…"
Suddenly, Shippo's savior came in the form of Hiraikotsu, which made contact with Miroku's skull. "MIROKU THE DAY I LET YOU TAKE OFF MY CLOTHS IS THE DAY MYOGA IS THE BRAVEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND INUYSHA'S EGO DEMINISHES COMPLETELY!"
Miroku's grip loosened and Shippo shimmied out of his arms, then hid behind Kirara. Miroku, whose head was ringing, sat up and held his cranium. "Sango dearest, you must never underestimate the what the future might hold."
"Yeah, yeah. Just keep your hands to yourself and we won't have any problems," the demon slayer said as she leaned Hiraikotsu against the wall. In doing so, she revealed Miroku's favorite part of women's bodies. And, let the grope fest begin!
(Read this like the basketball commentator peoples)
And all is at peace now that Sango has set him straight. But what's this? Miroku's headed for the gold! He's getting up, OH! He stumbles! That blow to the head must have had side affects Dave! Oh but he's back on his feet! He's making his way over, almost there, almost! And…GOAL! MIROKU'S MADE IT! HE DID IT! Oh, but what's this? Sango! She looks pissed! Run Miroku run! He's not going to make it! She's got him pinned! That girl's put a new meaning to cruel and unusual punishment! Oh my God! How does she get his joints to bend backwards like that? It must be a demon slayer secret move! I think I'm going to barf! This is so sick! What the hell does she plan on doing with that? OH GOD I CAN'T WATCH! Back to you Oofie…
"Sango?" Shippo's voice quivered as he spoke.
Sango looked up from the bowl of water she was using to wash the blood from her hands, "Yes Shippo-chan?"
"You… you're scary…"
Sango blinked, and giggled before she returned to washing her hands. When that was done, she went to where Kagome's backpack had been, only to find that it wasn't there. Instead there was a white piece of paper with a note sitting on the floor. She picked it up and read it to herself.
"What's it say Sango-sama?" Shippo asked.
"It's from Kagome. She's gone back to her time for a while. I wonder why she just left all of a sudden."
Shippo shrugged his shoulders, and stood up, patting his belly. "So, what's for breakfast?"
Kagome was late. She pulled on her socks and grabbed her book bag. She jumped the stairs, landing on her feet but crashing into the wall at the bottom. She recovered quickly and grabbed her lunch off of the kitchen counter as she yelled her good-byes to her mother.
As she ran out the door she grabbed her shoes. She was holding her lunch in her mouth and one shoe in each hand as she ran, across the yard to the shrine steps. She quickly slipped her shoes on and slid down the side railing, jumping off as she neared the sidewalk. She hit the ground running and headed off towards her school.
Somehow, the girl had managed to will her legs to a great speed and they quickly carried her to school, just in time to be intercepted by her friends. (I can't remember their names… so I'm gonna make new ones!)
"Kagome!"
"He's been asking about you again!"
"He's says he's called you!"
"Are you avoiding him?"
"Whoa, whoa. Hold on people. Who is 'him'?" Kagome asked her babbling friends.
"Don't play dumb Kagome!" Sana said.
"Yeah, you know we're talking about Hojo-kun!" Riku crossed her arms and glared at her friend. Kisa simply nodded.
"Hojo? Again…? Guys I've told you. I don't like Hojo."
"Suuure you don't," Sana and Riku said in unison.
"I don't! You people are the ones obsessed with getting me to go out with him!"
"Kagome, do you like that other guy?" Everybody stared at Kisa… or maybe Sana and Riku glared but that's not the point.
"Other guy? What other guy?"
"You know. The one with the attitude. I think you like him, not Hojo."
"KISA ARE YOU BRAIIN DEAD?" Riku practically screamed.
"THERE'S NO WAY SHE WOULD FALL FOR A JACKASS LIKE HIM! HE DOESN'T EVEN LOVE HER LIKE HOJO DOES!" Sana did scream.
"But, you guys can't tell somebody what they feel… it's their feelings right?" Kisa… you can tell she's the innocent one of the bunch can't you?
"I agree with Kisa-san. How can you guy's tell me what I'm feeling? It doesn't make sense," Kagome paused for a second. "And… and he does."
"He does what?" they all asked.
"He does… um… love me."
"WHAT?" Sana and Riku asked in shock.
"Did he tell you?" I think I like Kisa better then Sana and Riku, heh heh.
"Yeah, he did." Kagome smiled. Just thinking about Inuyasha could make her smile.
Unfortunately, or rather fortunate for Kagome, the bell rung and the girls now had to get to their seats to begin class.
Kagome was walking home when she ran into Hojo. I mean literally. No I'm serious. She was looking down while she walked and smacked right into him.
Hojo lost his balance and landed on the ground with a rather surprised miko lying on his chest. "Oh, Higurashi-san! I didn't see you, I'm sorry."
"Uh, no. It was entirely my fault, sorry," she said, trying to get up.
After book bags were picked up, cloths dusted off, and apologies given, Hojo gathered up his courage and asked a simple question. "Higurashi-san? Um, do you want to go to the movies with me? This Saturday maybe?"
"Uh…" oh great. This is exactly what Inuyasha told her not to do, talk to other men. If she agreed to go to the movies, would it be like cheating on Inuyasha? That wasn't a risk she was willing to take. "I'm sorry Hojo. I can't, you see… I kind of already have…a boyfriend…" she blushed at the last part.
Hojo looked slightly confused, and then something dawned on him. "Higurashi-san, you think I've been asking you to go places with you because I wanted to make you my girlfriend?"
"Uh… yeah. That's what lots of guys do right?"
"Yes, but I wasn't interested in you that way. I wanted to ask you out so we could talk about… about this girl…"
"Huh? You've been asking me out to talk about some other girl?" the miko said, a little pissed off.
"Well, you see. I like this girl a lot, and I'm to shy to ask her out… and I heard that you've been through problems in your love life…" Damn, Kagome thought. Can't my friends ever keep their mouths shut?
The girl sighed, "You thought I had the experience to be able to help you out, is that what you're saying?" the boy nodded, and she continued. "Well, first of all you should have just told me. It would have been easier. And… who is this girl?"
"Um…" he blushed. "It's… Kisa Tashiosu-san."
"You… you like Kisa? You've been practically stalking me because you like Kisa?" He nodded. "THAT IS SO SWEET!" (This lady is loopier then a loopy loop.)
"Uh… so do you have any advice?"
"Yeah, of course. Kisa is really an easy person to please. Just be kind and sweet to her and she'll fall head over heels in love with ya!" Kagome patted him on his back and started back towards her home. She turned around and walked backwards so she could see Hojo, "Now if you'll excuse me, the love of my life is due at my house any minute! See ya Hojo-kun!"
Kagome ran through the streets, with the thought of Inuyasha running through her mind. That's what she had been thinking about before she ran into Hojo. Her 'time of the month' had been here for a full day and he was supposed to come get her soon, hopefully he'd be waiting for her now. The thought of seeing him again after what seemed like a lifetime filled her with joy and she ran even faster up the shrine steps.
Inuyasha could smell her before he saw her, and a smile came to his face in an instant. He turned from the front door to look in the direction of the steps, and there stood Kagome.
She was in her usual uniform and her hair was being played with by the wind. Her eyes were shining and her smile had butterflies fluttering in his stomach.
He leapt up and ran to her without any hesitation and he took her into his arms, holding her close.
For a second, the two seemed to be frozen like that, unwilling to let go of one another. Being away from each other had been so hard. Even for a few days.
Kagome lifted her face up so she could see him. His eyes were still the brilliant gold, his toothy grin was lopsided, but loveable, and silver bangs covered his forehead. She couldn't help but heave a sigh of awe in how good a person could look.
Inuyasha's grin broadened and his fangs became more visible as he brought his face down to hers. He waited a second, before covering her lips with his own in an extremely passionate kiss.
He licked at her lips, earning a gasp from the miko. When she opened her mouth he immediately slipped his tongue in, and explored every millimeter of her mouth. Eventually, kissing turned into a battle for dominance between the two teens. At one point it seemed as if Inuyasha would win, and his tongue would claim victory, but Kagome held her ground.
Of course, they eventually ran out of air and had to break apart. Both were completely out of breath and as soon as the kiss broke they gasped for air. The two were breathing hard and Inuyasha rested his forehead on Kagome's. Her eyes were closed and her mouth curved into a smile while she caught her breath.
When she opened her eyes, gold orbs met with coffee colored ones, and both of their smiles broadened.
"I missed you a lot," Kagome said. The hanyou just laughed.
"Yeah, I noticed."
Oofie: "Ooooh, how cuuuuute! I can't believe I can write something with that much fluff."
Kagome: "That was… um…"
Inuyasha: "You went overboard. As if I would ever be in that situation."
Oofie: "How do you know? One day you just might admit your love for Kagome-chan."
Inuyasha: crosses his arms and blushes "Keh, whatever Oofie."
Kagome: "I wonder if the Inuyasha in the story would mind switching with the one here…"
Inuyasha: "WHAT THE HELL IS YOU SAYING?"
Kagome: "I'm saying I wouldn't mind to have a boyfriend. Especially if he is as sweet as in the story."
Inuyasha: "You would rather have some fake then the real thing?"
Oofie: "You do know that you're getting jealous over yourself right…?"
Kagome: "I could see it now! Our wedding would be so great! And our kids would have those cute little ears!"
Inuyasha: "You could have kids with cute little ears with me!"
Kagome: "But I thought you didn't love me."
Inuyasha: "I d-don't!"
Kagome: "Then why are you offering to have kids with me?"
Oofie: "I'm not even going to listen to this. But what I will do is apologize for not having this chapter out on time. I'm so sorry! Please forgive me! I was just to busy! I started the story on Tuesday and didn't have the time to finish it until now, which would be the Monday of the next week! So I'm sorry!" looks at her watch, "Oh yeah, before we wrap this up, we have to present the new and improved Hojo! Yea, I really did give him a makeover and let me tell you, HE'S HOTT! And now, I present to you, my latest creation. I call it HOJO: NEW AND IMPROVED!"
Hojo: "Was that my cue?"
Oofie: sigh "YES THAT WAS YOU'RE CUE!" shakes head, "The people I have to work with…"
Hojo: walks out nervously with a completely new style. He's wearing a pair of dark green converse, black jeans that are a size to big but held up my a black belt, a black wife beater and a button up shirt that's unbuttoned with camouflage print on it. You can see that he actually has muscles. He's got a watch on one wrist and a hat that matches his shirt. "Um… h-how does it look?"
Oofie: "FANTASTIC! Hey Kagome, get a load of Hojo!"
Kagome: looks over at the hunk of manliness that is now Hojo "Oh my… THAT'S HOJO? HE'S RIPPED!"
Oofie: "I always knew he was, he just never shows it."
Kagome: drools with mouth wide open and eyes wide in shock
Inuyasha: closes Kagome's mouth with a clawed finger "Don't want a bird makin' it's home in there."
Oofie: "Kagome… don't drool it's un-ladylike."
Inuyasha: "Let her drool over her little boyfriend, see if I care."
Kagome: finally snaps out of it "Hojo is not my boyfriend! Even if he is totally hot…"
Inuyasha: gets irritated, "You know, I'm ripped too. It just don't show through these baggy cloths."
Kagome: "Yeah, whatever Inuyasha."
Inuyasha: "I've got proof you know."
Oofie: "Do I even wanna know where this is going."
Kagome: "I think Hojo has a better body then you."
Inuyasha: "FINE THEN! YOU KNOW WHAT?" rips off his haori and reveals the body of a god "I'M MORE RIPPED THEN THAT SQUIRT'LL EVER BE!"
Oofie: rolls eyes "Fangirls, this is your cue to begin the drooling."
Kagome: "… oh wow."
Inuyasha: poses "Oh wow is right damn it. This is the best you'll ever see in your entire life."
Oofie: "Men are so weird."
Hojo: "He is pretty ripped though."
Oofie: nods her head, "Yeah, he's definitely got a nice body, but I still think his personality could use work." Watches Inuyasha pose for Kagome "A LOT of work."
Hojo: "Well, thanks for giving me the make over." Watches Kagome ask a question
Oofie: "Yeah, no prob." Watches Inuyasha say something stupid.
Hojo: "Think girls at school will like it?" watches Kagome get angry and yell
Oofie: "Oh yeah, they'll love it," watches Inuyasha yell back
Hojo: "Cool. Uh… should we…?"
Oofie: "Stop them? No."
Hojo: "But what if…?"
Oofie: "It gets physical? Then we'll have a show won't we."
Hojo: nods
Kagome: "INUYASHA YOU EGOSTATISTIC JERK! OSUWARI!"
Oofie & Hojo: watch and flinch as Inuyasha eats concrete
Oofie: "And so the saga continues…"
Hojo: "Does this…?"
Oofie: "Always happen? Yes." Shakes her head, then gets an idea "Hey Hojo, you wanna…?"
Hojo: "Go somewhere? Maybe to a club or something? Yeah. I think I wanna try out my new look." Offers Oofie his arm
Oofie: "Cool, there's this great place I know in town. I'll show you."
Oofie & Hojo: wave goodbye over their shoulders as they leave