Oofie: "Otay… so peoples this should be a… intriguing chapter."
Kagome: "Intriguing? What's gonna me so intriguing about it?"
Inuyasha: "You're not gonna make us like… make out again are you?"
Oofie: "You'll just have to wait and see puppy wuppy."
Inuyasha: "Don't call me puppy wuppy bitch."
Oofie: "Don't call me bitch."
Kagome: "Uh… don't we have a guest?"
Oofie: "Oh yeaaaaah… Okay, I've been saving this guest for this particular chapter, and some of you have probably been thinking 'why the hell hasn't she brought her here yet?' Well this chapter is all about her and her love life with the lecherous monk Miroku. Yup, you guessed it. Our guest is Sango the demon slayer!"
Sango: "Hello Oofie-chan, Kagome chan, and Inuyasha."
Kagome: "Hey!
Inuyasha: "Keh."
Oofie: "'Sup?"
Sango: "Um… the sky?"
Oofie: "…"
Kagome: "Um…"
Inuyasha: "Well she's right. The sky is up."
Oofie: "Sometimes… I forget you people are from feudal Japan… and it always comes back to bite me in the ass." Shakes her head in self-pity "Anyway, Sango you wanna start us off?"
Sango: "Yeah sure," turns to the readers "Oofie-chan doesn't own me or whoever the heck else."
Chapter 11: Lecherous Love and Buscuit Gamblers"HOUSHI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Sango, love, I didn't mean to! Your body… it was taunting me! Honest! It was begging me to touch it, I swear!"
"BEGGING YOU? YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE!" the angry demon slayer raised Hiraikotsu above her head.
The monk backed away… okay so he was scooting his butt across the ground in an attempt to get away, same difference! The point was he was trying to get away. "Sango, please, show mercy!"
"MERCY MY ASS YOU LETCH!"
"Kirara, I bet you five biscuits that Miroku doesn't survive this," Shippo whispered to the fire cat, who meowed her agreement to the bet.
Sango advanced on the monk, Hiraikotsu raised high above her head, "Miroku!" her eyes flashed and evil glint, "DIE!"
Inuyasha's ear twitched as he heard the voice of the demon slayer ring in his ears. He and Kagome had already been in the village, and were wondering what all the villagers were starring at. They followed the road with frozen villagers on both sides of it. That's when he realized he could hear it. Even Kagome could hear it.
The two looked at each other with blank expressions, "Miroku."
As if on cue, the door to Kaede's hut flung open and a large purple object was thrown out of it. The purple object rolled on the ground before stopping at Inuyasha and Kagome's feet. Suddenly, it groaned and a hand popped out of it. The hand slowly went over all the bumps and lumps in the object, popping things back into place here, snapping them back there, until finally you could see that the object was in fact human.
"Miroku… how in the hell does she get you to bend like that?" Inuyasha inquired, rather curiously.
The monk still lay at their feet and he closed his eyes in thought. Finally he gave up and simply shrugged. "I don't know but it's truly a task unbending myself. I'll be lucky if my elbow works right by next week."
Kagome sighed, "I think I'll go check on the damage," she nodded her head towards the hut where Sango was currently yelling her head off before she kissed Inuyasha's cheek and walked up to it.
"Be careful!" the boy called after. He watched her smile, then wave at him before heading inside of the hut. He smiled a bit before he heard a snicker form the direction of the ground.
"Is it just me, or is the great Inuyasha turning into a softy?" Miroku had crossed his arms and quirked an eyebrow, also adding a smirk to his face.
Inuyasha's smile faded into a scowl, and then he "accidentally" stepped on the monk who lay on the ground in front of him.
"It's just you."
"Sango…"
"Of all the low down-"
"Sango."
"-dirty, perverted-"
"Sango!"
"-son's of-"
"SANGO!"
The demon slayer whirled around to find Kagome standing in the doorway of the hut with a hand on each hip. At first she looked surprised, but her expression faded back to that of a very pissed off woman.
"Kagome, I've lost all of it! All of it! There's not more to give!" the girl ranted, throwing her hands into the air to emphasize her point.
"Uh… all of what?"
"My patience! It's gone! I'm tired of being groped and asked to bear that lecher's children! I'm fed up!" Sango kicked a roll of Miroku's sutras, sending them all over the floor.
Kagome sighed, "Sango, you need to calm down."
"Calm down? CALM DOWN? I AM CALM! CAN'T YOU TELL?"
"Sango stop yelling! Geez, I brought some stuff that I think we should both use. Tonight."
Sango's eyes quickly changed from violent rage to curiosity "Stuff? What stuff?"
"Every woman should have a night to their selves to hang with girlfriends, relax, and most importantly beautify themselves. Though I don't think we really need it, it's just for fun!" Kagome gave Sango a wink then grabbed a bag out of her backpack and threw it over her shoulder, then she grabbed the demon slayer's wrist and led them outside.
Miroku was on his feet again, dusting off his robes. Inuyasha stood next to him, eyeing the monk and trying not to eavesdrop on the girls.
Miroku looked up and spotted Sango coming out of the hut. As soon as he saw that she was headed in his direction he immediately jumped behind Inuyasha for protection. "Sango! Have mercy! I'm sorry!"
Both girls stopped and blinked, before looking at each other and giggling. They shrugged the boys off and headed into the village arm in arm.
Now it was the boy's turn to stop and blink. "Hey Inuyasha, what was that all about?"
"Keh, how the hell am I supposed to know?"
"Well Kagome is yourlover right? I'd think you could read her better than that…"
Inuyasha furrowed his eyebrows and responded with another 'Keh', before grabbing the monk by his collar and dragging him into the hut. As soon as they got in Inuyasha spotted Shippo.
The kitsune scowled at their entrance, then dug in a bag. He pulled out five biscuits and placed them in front of Kirara, who meowed happily before biting into one.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and plopped down next to Kagome's backpack and pulled out some stuff she had gotten for him called 'beef jerky'.
Sango lowered her body into the steaming hot water of the spring and heaved a sigh. Normally, she and Kagome would take their baths after dinner in the evenings, but for some reason Kagome had insisted they come here first.
Kagome plopped into the spring with a small splash, which was followed by giggles from both girls.
"Isn't this relaxing? And it's still bright enough to see so we don't crash into anything like we normally do."
"Yeah," she scowled a bit. "Now all we have to worry about is that perv coming to peek at us."
Kagome giggled again, "Nope, not this time. I asked Inuyasha to keep an eye on him. Maybe even keep him busy so he wouldn't try and look."
Suddenly Sango's face brightened. "So we have this place to ourselves? No worries?" Kagome nodded her head, then swam over to her bag and pulled out some sort of container. "What's that?"
"This," she patted the object, "is called ice cream. Mint Chip to be exact. It's what I like to call comfort food."
"That's food?" she held her hand out to Kagome, who placed the ice cream in her hand. "It's all hard and cold. I'm not eating that."
Kagome laughed, "No, you eat what's inside. That's just the thing you hold it in. But, ice cream is cold though…"
Sango still looked confused, so the miko took off the top of the container and handed Sango a spoon. Kagome took out her own container, popped the lid, and dug into it with her spoon. Sango watched Kagome until she felt bold enough to try her own 'ice cream'.
"Oh my gosh it's so cold! But so good!" Sango said between mouthfuls. Kagome laughed.
"I told ya so."
Meanwhile…
"Hey Miroku!"
The monk froze, then turned slowly. "Oh… Inuyasha, Um… I was just going… to uh…"
The hanyou walked over to him and tripped him, then grabbed one of his legs and dragged him back to the hut. "You're too perverted for your own good Miroku."
"NO! Let go! I need to go…um… to the bathroom! Please! NOOOOOOOOOO!" Miroku dragged his hands on the ground, trying to get away, but alas it was no use.
Meanwhile, while the other meanwhile was taking place…
"Okay Kirara, I bet you that Miroku gropes Sango by the end of the day!"
The fire cat looked thoughtfully back at Shippo then shook her head.
"WHAT? But I want more biscuits!" Shippo pouted. Then an idea hit him. "Okay lets raise the stakes! If Sango isn't groped by the end of the day, I owe you twice as many biscuits as the original bet! If Sango is groped, then you owe me twice as many as the original bet! So if you win you get twice as much, plus those five you got this afternoon!"
If fire cats could smile then I'm sure Kirara would be grinning like a fool right now. She nodded her head and meowed agreement, before shaking a paw with Shippo for conformation.
Meanwhile the meanwhile that interrupted the original meanwhile…
"K-Kagome? What is that? And what are you gonna do with those? Kagome…?"
Kagome advanced on Sango with the two objects in her hand and an evil smirk on her face. "Sango, I promise this won't hurt a bit!"
"Hey what are you… OH MY GOD! NO! DON'T! PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Oofie: "Then Kagome was put in prison for the murder of her best friend Sango."
Kagome & Sango: "WHAT?"
Inuyasha: "Heh, heh."
Oofie: "Relax people I'm just kidding. Now if you'll let me get back to the story…"
"Geez Sango it's just a comb and brush! Don't get so worked up," the miko replied as she ran the comb through Sango's long hair. They had both already been done with the hanging out part and the relaxing part of the day and were now on the part where they got to 'beautify' themselves.
Sango mumbled something as Kagome tried to decide what to do with her hair as she ran the comb through it. Finally an idea hit her, and she began combing, brushing, and weaving Sango's hair this way and that.
Meanwhile the meanwhile that interrupted the meanwhile that interrupted the original meanwhile...
Inuyasha was walking behind Miroku, who was starting to freak out. After Inuyasha had dragged Miroku back to the hut, he got tired of Shippo's voice and decided to keep an eye on the monk in the village instead of the hut. There were many men outside, putting up decorations and such. For a minute Inuyasha wondered what they were doing, then it occurred to him that Miroku was no longer in front of him.
The hanyou swiveled his ears around, searching for the sound of his voice. And sure enough, he could hear a set of words he knew a little too well…
"Excuse me ladies, but I was wondering. Would any of you do me the honor of bearing my children?"
Inuyasha turned around in time to see the women giggle at his question. Then, as he was about to go clock Miroku on the head, he saw something extremely disturbing.
"Oh! Oh I will young man! I will!" And old lady had appeared from the hut the girls were standing by. She was a stout woman with gray hair and wrinkles were on practically every visible place on her body. She was a little overweight and she thrust her chest out to the monk. "What do you say sonny? Why don't we get started on those children, eh?"
Miroku backed away from the woman, "Um… I'm sorry but I'm uh… taken. Sorry!"
The old lady merely took another couple steps towards the monk. "Liar! If you were taken you wouldn't be asking these girls that question!"
"Um… sorry madam but I…"
"Look lady, he's taken okay? So could ya just back off, geez." Inuyasha had walked over and stood by the monk, trying to back him up.
The woman looked at the two of them for a second, and then a look of understanding came over her wrinkled face. "I get it. You don't like women, that's why you wouldn't take my offer."
Miroku's eyes bulged as he looked at the elder woman in disbelief. Inuyasha laughed to his guts ached beside him. "Excuse me, but how can you say that? I love women!"
"Really? Isn't he your lover?" she pointed at Inuyasha, who immediately stopped laughing and got angry.
"Listen ya old hag! I ain't not nobody's lover! Ya got that?"
"THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?" Inuyasha flinched, then slowly turned his head to find a very pissed off Kagome standing next to Miroku. Damn, why didn't I smell her coming?
"Uh… heeeeey Kagome," inuyasha laughed nervously.
Kagome got into Inuyasha's face, "WHAT DID YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT ANYBODY'S LOVER? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE?"
"Wait, you are his lover? Then why is this monk claiming to have been taken by him?" the old woman said in confusion.
Kagome looked at Inuyasha, then to Miroku, then to Inuyasha. "You… You… YOU LIKE MEN?"
Inuyasha couldn't believe Kagome was even listening to this old hag. "NO I DON'T LIKE MEN WENCH! OTHER WISE I WOULDN'T BE IN LOVE WITH YOU! DUH!"
"Can I have a say in this please?" Miroku interrupted their argument.
They both looked at him expectantly. "Okay, first thing I want to say is, no Inuyasha and I are not together. No offense Inuyasha, but I love women way too much to be with you."
"Like I'd ever be with you. I'm not into men Miroku."
"Yeah, I know. Anyway, I am taken. But not by him, so I'm sorry miss, but I can't have children with you." Miroku folded his arms over his chest and looked at the old woman.
The woman looked at him, then to Inuyasha, then Kagome. "Then why are you asking my nieces to bear your children you two timing monk!" The woman came after Miroku with an old cane that was leaning in the doorway to her hut.
Kagome and Inuyasha watched as the old lady chased Miroku around the village until Kagome remembered what she came for. "Oh yeah, I needed to go back to Kaede's hut to get something out of my bag."
"That's on the other side of the village. Why are you over here?"
"I heard your voice and I was curious," she gave him an innocent look and the hanyou nearly melted on the spot.
Instead of melting though, he bent down and looked at her over his shoulder, "You need a ride?"
Kagome nodded her head and climbed onto Inuyasha's back.
The sun was getting ready to set and the village looked amazing. There had been preparations all day for the festival they were having to celebrate Kaede's 59th birthday. (Heh heh, you know that Inuyasha is technically older then Kaede right?) There was a bunch of young village men playing music, food was laid out on wooden tables, and there was even dancing.
Inuyasha had been stuck watching Miroku since he pulled that old lady off of the poor guy, and he was starting to get irritated. He was hungry, but he had promised Kagome that he would wait for her to come before he did anything regarding the festival. On top of his stomach growling he constantly had to drag Miroku away from a bunch of women who were dancing to the music. And to top all that off, he was lonely and already missing his Kagome. (Awww, how sweet!)
He was leaning against one of the tables with his arms crossed when he smelled Kagome and Sango. He smirked before turning to greet them. What he saw made him stop dead in his tracks.
Kagome was wearing a white kimono with cherry blossoms outlined in red all over it. The sash that tied around it was a matching red, and her hair was up in a messy bun with red chopsticks holding it together. A few curls had escaped the bun and hung loosely around her face. Her eyes sparkled and her smile was radiant and Inuyasha could only gape at her.
"You… you look…" was all Inuyasha could get out of his mouth before it stopped working.
Kagome giggled and grabbed his hand, leading him out towards the place that was being used as a dance floor.
Sango was left by herself as she watched Kagome try and teach Inuyasha how to dance. Then she saw the birthday girl at the other side of the grassy field, and she decided to go pay her a visit.
"Kaede-babaa! Happy Birthday!" Sango said as she walked over to the smiling woman.
"Sango! Thank ye very much. Do ye think it funny that Inuyasha does not know how to dance? I think it funny," the old woman chuckled, pointing at the struggling hanyou.
"Yeah, I suppose it is funny," she laughed and watched the two try and do a simple dance. "Kaede, how's your day been going?"
Kaede looked at the demon slayer, then responded with a "just fine" before turning her head to look back at Inuyasha and Kagome, who had finally found a rhythm. "Miroku, he's just as lonely as ye are."
"Huh? I'm not lonely, what would ever give you that idea?" Sango laughed nervously.
Kaede looked back at the girl with a blank expression, "Sango, ye shouldn't lie. It's disrespectful. And I suppose ye are to respect ye elders."
Sango sighed, "Do you really think he's lonely? I mean, it's not like I care or anything… I'm just, ya know, curious…"
Kaede chuckled, "Well child, he seems lonely. With all these eligible women around you think he wouldn't be but," she pointed a finger, "if ye look, he is by himself."
Sango looked at where Kaede was pointing, and sure enough there was Miroku all by himself. He did look lonely, sitting at one of the tables watching all the couples dance. His eyes were blank and so was his expression, which was not how it normally was. Sango was used to seeing him smile and be happy and it sort of made her feel bad for him. She didn't pity him, she just felt sad for him.
"He looks sort of… sad," the girl said with a worried look on her face.
"They say misery loves company. But if it's loneliness that is making him miserable, then maybe there wouldn't be any misery if there were company. If ye know what I mean." Kaede gave Sango a wink before standing up and walking off to some unknown destination.
Sango fidgeted uneasily before gathering up her courage and walking up to the monk and sitting down next to him. "They really are a funny pair huh?" she asked with her head tilted to the side, her eyes not leaving the hanyou and miko who had finally started to do something you could actually call dancing.
Miroku looked at Sango and his breath caught in his throat as he gaped at her.
She was wearing a black kimono with purple flowers decorating it; her sash was a dark purple that matched his robes perfectly. Her hair was in a tight bun with black chopsticks pinning it together and she had left some of her hair out of it so they flowed down her shoulders. Dark purple eye shadow had replaced the normal pink she usually wore and it made her eyes seem a lighter color.
She continued watching the dancers while Miroku couldn't take his eyes off of her. She fiddled with the locks of hair that weren't in the bun and nervously looked at Miroku. She blushed under his gaze, which caused him to smile. "Houshi-sama, would you… would you like to…"
Miroku's smile broadened, "Dance?"
Sango nodded and blushed a light pink.
Miroku laughed before standing up and offering her his hand, "Why yes Sango dear I'd love to dance."
He led her out to where everyone was dancing and began to move around the girl. Sango merely stood there watching Miroku dance circles around her until he grabbed her hand and danced her around the field. The village men had began to play a fast tune and the pair really began to have fun. They twisted and spun and turned and twirled to their hearts content. Soon there was more laughing and giggling coming from the two then there was dancing.
Suddenly the music stopped and two women stood in front of the men with horns and drums. Each of them had a flute and they began to play a slow and beautiful song. A few notes into the song the drummers started to beat softly on their drums in rhythm with the two flute players.
Kagome had begun to teach Inuyasha how to slow dance, and he actually caught on quick this time. She had her hands on his shoulders and her head lay on his chest, while his hands where on her hips and he rested his chin on the top of her head. Many villagers followed their example and began to dance in beat with the music.
Miroku smiled at Sango who watched the other dancers, before looking at Miroku. "Would you like to keep dancing or maybe we'll sit this one out?" he questioned.
"Well, I don't know how to do the dance everyone else is doing…" Sango replied.
"Don't worry, I know how to dance to slower songs and all you have to do is follow my lead," Miroku said with a smile. Sango nodded and he took one of her hands in his and put the other on his shoulder before placing his free hand on her waist.
Miroku began to move his feet slowly around the ground and Sango followed his lead. Her head was down, watching her steps to make sure she wouldn't mess up.
Miroku took his free hand and lifted her chin up so he could look her in the eye, "No. Don't look down, just follow me." He placed his hand back on her hip and watched Sango intently. She tried to keep her attention away from her feet but her gaze some how found its way back down to the ground.
Miroku again lifted her chin up, "Nuh-uh. Just follow me and don't look down. If it helps just concentrate on my eyes."
Sango nodded and looked into Miroku's clear violet eyes. Soon, the two of them were gliding around in their own little world. They kept dancing and dancing, never taking their eyes off of one another's.
Without realizing it, the two of them were slowly closing the gap between them, until their bodies were pressed up against each other. Sango could feel his breath on her lips as her eyes began to droop closed and soon she could feel his lips on hers.
Miroku pulled away from the kiss and Sango whimpered in objection. The monk rested his forehead on hers and smiled, "Sango, I love you."
Sango's eyes widened in shock, "Really?"
"Yes, really."
The girl blushed, but didn't take her eyes away from his, "I love you too Miroku."
Miroku smiled and bent his head down and captured her lips in another kiss. He licked at her lips and she gladly let his tongue inside of her mouth. Both of their tongues wrestled for a minute before they broke apart for air. They were at it again as soon as they had taken a breath.
"WELL IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!"
"You said it. I thought they'd never admit their feelings for each other."
"I knew Miroku would but I didn't know Sango would say anything."
"Really? I thought that Sango would be the one to say it first. I guess I was wrong."
"When are you ever not wrong wench?"
"Osuwari!"
"DAMN IT WOMAN!"
Miroku sighed and looked over at the crater that was in the place Inuyasha was standing. He shook his head and looked back down at Sango who had a dreamy look in her eye.
"Sango, if I would have known that I could get that look on your face I'd have kissed you every time I groped you."
Sango snapped back to reality and glared at the monk.
"Speaking of which," Miroku said while he let his hand wonder to places it really shouldn't be. He sighed, "I've been wanting to do that since this evening!"
"…HOUSHI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Sango was pissed once again and her fist made contact with the side of Miroku's face.
"HA! Kirara you owe me ten biscuits! Cough 'em up!"
"Hey Inuyasha?"
The hanyou rolled over on his side and looked at the girl standing in the doorway of the hut, "What is it?"
"I was wondering, have you seen Sango and Miroku? I haven't seen them since Miroku went after Sango when she stomped off into the forest…"
Inuyasha sighed and motioned for Kagome to come sit next to him. When she did he pulled her into his lap and nipped at her neck. "Kagome, I doubt we'll be seeing them till morning."
"What do you think they're doing?" Kagome asked as she leaned back into Inuyasha's chest, allowing him more access to her neck.
"Keh, the same thing we'll be doin' if Shippo and Kirara don't sleep here tonight," he said between nibbles and licks.
She quirked an eyebrow "And what will we be doing?"
The hanyou smirked into her neck then whispered something into her ear and her eyes widened.
Kagome turned around with a deep blush on her face and hit Inuyasha softly on the arm, "Inuyasha you pervert!"
"Hey," he pulled her back into his lap and licked her neck again, "Don't put me on the same level as that monk, wench."
"Whatever perv," Kagome said, then she gasped. Inuyasha had trailed his claws up and down her back.
The hanyou smirked, "Oh, so you like my claws?"
Kagome scowled, "Shut up dog boy."
Inuyasha snickered.
Miroku had been looking for Sango for a while now and he was already more then worried. He could still hear the music from the festival, which was supposed to last until sunrise the next day.
It was getting cold and he was worried that Sango might get sick, so before he left to go after her he had brought a couple blankets with him.
The monk was to busy worrying that he ended up tripping on a rock, and falling down a hill. He tumbled all the way down and into a small cave where a fire was lit. Then something tackled him and pinned him to the ground.
"WHO ARE YOU?" a voice screamed. Wait a minute… he knew that voice.
"Sango?" he pulled the blankets off of his face a looked into the demon slayer's eyes. "Sango! I found you!" Miroku exclaimed while he struggled to get his arms free from the pin Sango had him in.
"Miroku? How did you find me?"
"I was wandering around looking for you. I tripped, fell, and landed in this cave."
"Oh, why do you have blankets?"
"I thought you might be cold." Miroku's smile turned into a lecherous smirk, "Sango do you like pinning people or do you just enjoy straddling my hips like that?"
Sango scowled, "You hentai."
"It's not that I mind you straddling my hips but I must warn you. That might lead to something much more then just kissing," Miroku was talking to her like she was a little girl and it was starting to make her mad.
"You know what?"
"No. Do you?"
"… No, you made me forget."
"Oh, well I'm sorry."
"Apology accepted."
"You know what I think, Sango love?" Miroku asked, drawing circles on Sango's thigh with his finger.
Sango eyed him for a second, "What?"
"I think that you don't want to get off of me," Miroku said with an innocent look on his face. (Hard to imagine?)
"Well you've never been to good at thinking, have you Houshi-sama?" Sango said with her arms crossed.
Miroku stopped drawing circles on Sango's thigh and quickly grabbed both of the girl's wrists, bringing her face down to his. "Sango dear, I think I like you when you're mad. You look cute."
"Then around you, I must always look cute, because you infuriate me." Sango's eyes narrowed when she said this and she struggled to get her wrists free of Miroku's grip, but to no avail.
Miroku smirked and flipped the two over and Sango was now on the bottom. The monk held his body up with his hands and knees, trapping Sango under him. He smiled again, "I love you too Kitten."
Sango quirked an eyebrow, "Kitten?"
"It's either Kitten or Sugarbear. Your choice."
"I think I'll go with Sango."
"Bzzzz, wrong answer. I think I'll go with Kitten."
"Call me Kitten and I swear I'll make sure your family won't have another generation."
Now it was Miroku's turn to quirk an eyebrow, "And how do you plan on doing that? You won't kill me will you?"
"Nope, I'll castrate you," Sango said with a smug look on her pretty face.
Miroku looked at her blankly for a second, and bent his head down to the crook of her neck. He kissed there, then trailed his tongue up her neck to her ear, earning a gasp from the girl under him. He nibbled on her ear before smirking and saying, "Now Kitten, don't do anything you might regret later on."
"Wha-what do you mean…?" Sango breathed out.
Miroku's face looked devilish, "close your eyes if you really want to know." His voice sounded deeper and husky.
Sango obliged him and closed her eyes. At first, she only felt his breath on her neck, and then his hands began to wander up and down her kimono. One lingered on her hip, then traveled up her stomach to her breasts. Her breathing quicken when his hands slipped the kimono off one shoulder, and he sucked on her collarbone.
One of his hands snaked around her waist and untied the bow that the sash was in and it fell around her, leaving her kimono slightly open. Miroku left a couple hickeys on Sango's neck and shoulders to go tend to her breasts. He pulled her clothing down and off of her, revealing everything she had to offer him.
For a minute, Miroku looked her up and down, wanting to remember ever last inch of her flawless body. He looked back up at her face to find that she had opened her eyes and was watching him with curious eyes and a deep blush on her cheeks.
"W-well?" she stuttered bashfully.
"Well what my love?"
"What do… do you think?"
"Of what?" He knew exactly what she was asking; he just loved toying with her.
"Of me you baka!" Sango was starting to get mad, which was probably what Miroku wanted in the first place.
"Well what about you Kitten?" Miroku smiled while he asked the question.
Sango narrowed her eyes. She was about to yell at him again but instead pulled him close to her and kissed him, shoving her tongue into his mouth.
The monk hadn't been expecting this, and his eyes widened in shock. Finally, Sango broke the kiss and looked at Miroku, who stared at her. "Houshi-sama?"
Miroku snapped back to reality, "Yeah?"
She looked him up and down. "You're wearing to many cloths," she said with a lustful voice.
Miroku smiled devilishly, "Really now? You do know what will happen if I take them off don't you?"
Sango nodded her head.
"And… you're okay with that?" Miroku question, raising his eyebrows.
"Mmhmm. Now hurry up before I come back to my senses," Sango said, giggling a bit.
Miroku's face changed from shocked to eager in an estimated 0.12 seconds flat. He must have torn his robes off in even less time then that because Sango was know staring at every part, and yes I do mean EVERY part, of his body.
Her face turned crimson when she looked him up and down, and he simply smiled at her smugly. Then her eyes rested on his mid section and she went wide-eyed. "There's no way that's gonna fit where you plan on putting it… There's just no way…" the demon slayer said, shaking her head slowly in disbelief.
Miroku looked down at himself, then back at Sango, "Oh you mean this? Don't worry Sango it'll fit and I promise I'll use all I have to try not to hurt you."
"What do you mean try not to hurt me?" Sango asked with a scared look in her eyes.
Miroku walked over to her and sat down on the blanket. He sighed before saying, "Sango, I'm positive that this will be your first time, correct?" She nodded her head, blushing slightly. "Well, first time always hurts. Only for a second though." He pulled her into his embrace and smiled into her hair, "I swear, after that there won't be any pain at all. Actually, it's the exact opposite."
Sango nodded and allowed Miroku to lay her back down across the blanket. He spread her legs far enough so he could fit in between them and positioned his hands on either side of her. He looked into her eyes for a second then asked in an uneasy voice, "Sango, are you sure you're ready? I've waited this long, I can wait some more if you want. I don't want to…"
She placed a hand over his mouth, "Miroku, the one time I tell you it's okay to touch me, you decide to just talk instead? What kind of letch are you? Besides… I trust you."
Miroku nodded and guided himself to her entrance and pushed his way in slowly, hesitating after watching her wince. She gave him a reassuring nod before he kept sliding in until he felt her barrier. He held his breath and used a small amount of force to break through.
A tear rolled down Sango's cheek and the monk kissed her, soothing her pain. After he let her get used to his size, he pulled out some then pushed back in. He repeated this slowly so she could get used to the motion, then he picked up his speed.
Sweat rolled off of both of their bodies and a mixture of both of their names filled the cave. Sango's hands left her sides and traveled up and down Miroku's body, then rested on his shoulders. One of them caught hold of his short pony tail and grasped it tightly, puling his head back a bit. The other hand held his shoulder with a tight grip as both of them continued on breathing hard and chanting each other's name.
Sango arched her back into the monk, pressing her chest against his. She brought her lips to his ear and chewed on the lobe, then begged him to go faxter.
The monk gladly obliged her and quickened the speed of his thrusts. He felt the girls fingernails dig into his skin and watched her close her eyes with her mouth open in a silent scream. She bit her lip, then arched her back once again and let out a scream of his name as she climaxed. She went limp under him.
Her scream and her muscels tightening around him caused him to pull out of her and he came on her stomach, screaming her name.
He collapsed next to her and rested his hand on his stomach, still breathing hard. The girl nest to him had slowed her breathing and he could tell that she had immediately fell asleep. He turned on his side and looked her body up and down, then he turned over and grabbed one of the blankets before wiping his juices from her stomach. He made a mental note to wash that blanket later and he turned back to Sango.
He smiled a warm and sincere smile before enclosing her waist in his arms and pulling a different blanket over them. He sighed in satisfaction and content.
"Sango, I love you," and with that he fell asleep.
Oofie: "WOOOOOOO! I'M DONE!"
Kagome & Inuyasha: "Whoa…"
Sango: blush
Oofie: "I didn't really think it would turn out this way. I had completely planned to stay away from the lemon zone."
Inuyasha: looks at Oofie "Lemon?"
Oofie: "I think Kagome should be the one to tell you. After all, you two might be in one later on in the story."
Kagome: "WHAT? OOFIE!"
Oofie: "You know you want to, so I don't see why you deny it. Oh and by the way, you're really red. Do you have a rash or something?"
Sango: "I… I think I know what a lemon is…"
Inuyasha: "What is it?"
Sango: "It's like… when… two people…"
Kagome: "ITS WHEN TWO PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN A FIC OKAY!"
Sango & Inuyasha: "…"
Oofie: "Well, she's right."
Inuyasha: grabs oofie by her shoulders and shakes her violently, "YOU'RE GONNA PUT ME AND KAGOME IN A LEMON?"
Oofie: "Dude! Stop with shaking the Oofie! Put me down!"
Inuyasha: "ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
Oofie: "I was thinking about it, okay! I'm still not even sure on what I'm going to do! Now put me down mutt so I can do the damn anouncements!"
Inuyasha: puts Kagome down next to Sango
Oofie: "Gracias. Now, I wanna appologize for not updating last weekend. I didn't really have the time 'cause I had to study for this test, and then I had to help plan my mom's baby shower, then I had to baby sit my little brother, and… well you get the picture. And if you don't read this part of the fic then it sucks to be you 'cause you just missed out on my little sincere apology. The next anouncement is that I'm going to hold a contest on this fic."
Kagome & Inuyasha & Sango: "Contest?"
Oofie: "If you people let me finish then you'll know what I mean. In other words, shut the hell up. Now, I'm holding this contest, and in this contest there will be 2 winners. The 2 winners will be the first 2 people who submit a review with the correct answer. Now, lets see about these rules here. First, you must answer the question correctly. Second, you have to answer the question with a full answer, not just part of the answer. Third, you must know that you people don't get anything but a shout out if you win, so don't expect money mailed to you if you win."
Inuyasha: "What's the question?"
Oofie: "Huh?"
Inuyasha: "The question you baka! The question for the contest!"
Oofie: "Oh yeah, it's not really a question. But here it goes. Okay so I'm going to give you a few clues to this song I know. That's my job. You people's job is to find out what song I'm talking about and submit the name and who it's by in a review. The first 2 to figure it out and submit it will be the winners! Oh, and the contest ends March 24."
Kagome: "OH! I KNOW IT! I KNOW IT! Is it Yankee Doodle?"
Inuyasha: "Kagome you're an idiot."
Kagome: "Don't call me an idiot you jerk."
Inuyasha: "Wench!"
Oofie: "…."
Sango: "Who's Yankee Doodle?"
Oofie: "Anyway, here are the clues…"
1. The person who wrote the song is famous for unusual and or funnysongs
2. The song sounds like a song sung by Michael Jackson (not telling which song)
3. The song might just make you hungry.
4. This song was used in a video someone made for Invader Zim on the web site
y o u t u b e . c o m (BIG HINT FOR WHERE TO LOOK FOR IT!)
Oofie: "Well, those are your clues! Good luck young readers, and may the force be with you."
Sango: "…"
Kagome: "INUYASHA YOU POMPOUS JERK! OSUWARI!"
Inuyasha: bites it
Oofie: "And the saga continues…" links arms with Sango, "Here, we can discuss Yankee Doodle over some calamari."
Sango: "Why don't you just call it squid…"
Oofie: "Hmm, I never really thought about it."
Sango & Oofie: wave over their shoulders "Chao!"