Oofie: "AAAAAAAAAAARG!"
Kagome: "Uh…. Oofie-chan… what's wrong?"
Oofie: "My step dad keeps coming on my computer and closing all my windows so he can go online."
Kagome: "But… you don't have to close your windows to get on…"
Oofie: "THAT'S WHAT I SAID!"
Kagome: "Okay, so what does it matter?"
Oofie: "I've started this chapter 3 times already… and all of them are gone because he closes without saving…"
Kagome: "…That's… wow."
Oofie: "Where's the puppy? He's gonna miss the guest arrival…"
Kagome: "He went back to the feudal era to get my bag so I could make him some ramen."
Oofie: "Well he's taking too long so I'm gonna bring out the guest. Hey Jaken! You can come out now!"
Jaken: looks around, not really paying attention "Yes, hello there."
Oofie & Kagome: "Riiiiight…."
Oofie: "I love this song!" jumps up and down and sings "Wake up! Grab a brush and put a little makeup! Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup! Why you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable!"
Kagome: "Oofie… this is… strange…"
Oofie: "I apologize."
Inuyasha: "WOOOOOO! I LIKE MY RAMEN, RAMEN! I LIKE MY RAMEN, RAMEN! I LIKE MY RAMEN, RAMEN!" dances around and shoves the ramen into Kagome's face "Ya like my… RAMEN?"
Kagome: "Has Souta been playing the Move It song around you again? I told him not to do that…"
Oofie: "You mean that song from that movie? Uh… Madagascar?"
Kagome: nods
Oofie: "Wow."
Inuyasha: continues to dance around "I LIKE MY RAMEN, RAMEN! I LIKE MY RAMEN, RAMEN! I LIKE MY RAMEN, RAMEN! Ya like my… RAMEN?"
Oofie: "And you called me strange?"
Kagome: "Shut up."
Jaken: inches towards Tetsusaiga
Oofie: "TOUCH HIS SWORD AND I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR LEGS, COOK 'EM, THEN CALL IT FRENCH CUISINE, TOAD BOY!"
Kagome: "Sorry to bust your bubble, but its frog legs not toad legs…"
Inuyasha: "Can you make my ramen now? I'm gettin' hungry…" puts a hand on his stomach while it growls
Kagome: "Yeah sure" beings heating up water
Jaken: "Oofie… you can't hurt me. Your' just a puny weakling."
Oofie: "…" steps on Jaken and pulls his arm backward in its socket, "You were saying?"
Jaken: "I'm sorry! Please let me go!"
Oofie: sits on Jaken, "Okay, for the people who want to know, there is a winner to the contest."
Inuyasha: talks with his mouth full "There wath onwee one?"
Oofie: "Yes, but that's okay cause we still have a winner! The winner goes by Aeta Aella, and the answer this reviewer gave was Eat it!- by Weird Al Yankovitch."
Inuyasha: "Congats Aeta Aella! Not wike you winth anythig though…"
Jaken: "Get off me you fat human!"
Oofie: punches Jaken "Shut up and bring us into the chapter amphibian asshole."
Jaken: whimper "Oofie-sama does not own any Inuyasha characters!"
Sitting the Baby-Sitter Part 2
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
A flash of red and Inuyasha was running through the deep forests of feudal Japan. He ran through the cold night air by himself, truly feeling the loneliness he'd known all his life.
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
He ran blindly through the trees, dodging a tree branch here, jumping a bush there.He had no idea where he was going; yet the path was so familiar to him. The feeling of nothing surrounding him, closing in and leaving him trapped.
I walk this empty street
On the boulevard of broken dreams
Memories flashed through his mind as he slept. His pain and suffering over the years. His loneliness. His broken heart. He dreamed of it all, only to wake up in a cold sweat, needing to leave.
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone
He couldn't sleep, not after his nightmare. Every one else had fallen asleep so peacefully, not understanding the way he felt after the fight he had with Kagome. Her words didn't hurt him as much as his own did. His words brought him back to his own past. Something he never liked to think about. He needed to think. He needed to sort this out in his head. He needed to run.
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a…
He was running away. He knew it was cowardly, but he didn't care. Not now. Not at this point.
My shadows the only one that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
He tripped and fell, skidding to a halt on his knees. He dug his claws into the earth. His body was tense and his mind was filled with painful memories and thoughts that terrified him. Where did he go wrong? What had happened to him to make his life such a living hell? For a time he had thought he'd escaped it. He thought he would make it, but betrayal and death took his chance away, and left him broken and once again alone.
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone
He could smell the rain before he felt the first little drops hit his head. Now it was more like someone was dumping buckets of water on top of him. He beat his fist on the ground and shut his eyes. He wished that girl was here. The girl he had fallen in love with so long ago.
His eyes opened and he thought of Kikyo. What they had so long ago. Those were painful memories also. Now, when he thought about it, Kikyo hadn't been as perfect as she seemed. When she told him that she wanted to be with him, she said that he would have to become human. She had wanted him to be something he wasn't. In order to be with her he had to change what and who he was.
But… there was someone else who loved him. Somebody else who had felt just the same as Kikyo said she did. Yes, there was another girl. Kagome.
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
He found that no matter how many times he had screwed up, Kagome had always let him come back and forgiven him. On many occasions she had told him that she loved him. Not because of what he was but because of who he was. She had loved him because he was him. Not for any other reason.
But he couldn't let Kikyo go. It puzzled him, countless times he tried to figure out why. But he just couldn't let the woman go. Even after she had tried to drag him to hell with her, or tried to end his life. He could never forget her, which kept him split between the two.
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone
The boy stood, shutting his eyes against the wind and rain that slapped against his face. He clenched his fist, digging his claws into the palm of his hand, not even wincing at the pain. How much more could he take of this? He knew he was loved but he felt so alone… why?
Read between the lines of what's
Fucked up and everything's alright
His entire life had been one screw up after another. One sleepless night after another, one lifeless day after another, one death after another.
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone
But some how he had made it through. He was still alive, still going wasn't he? And no, he wasn't alone. He had many friends that he considered family. Even Shippo felt like family to him after all this time. He had it all, friends who cared about him, a place he could actually call home, and he even had love.
I walk alone
I walk alone
I'm not… I'm not by myself anymore.
I walk alone
I walk a…
It's different now. I've got so much to live for now. I'm not alone.
My shadows only thing that walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
Here he was feeling alone and by himself. Why didn't he realize? Why couldn't he see?
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone
He looked around him. If he was ever lonely, it was because he put himself into the situation. Not because nobody was there. Because he left them.
I walk alone
I walk a...
He turned around and looked at the path he had just ran and started to retrace his steps back home.
I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Were the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a..
Kagome awoke to the pitter-patter of rain beating softly on the roof of the hut. She looked around and noticed that Inuyasha wasn't sitting where he was when she fell asleep. She stood, and looked around, making sure she didn't miss him in a corner or something. She quickly slipped on her shoes and grabbed her umbrella from her bag.
When she made it outside, she looked around in the dark for him. She wrapped an arm around herself to try and keep warm, but it was no use. She didn't know where she was going, but something told her to keep going.
"K…Kagome!"
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a…
Strong arms with soaking wet red cloth on them wrapped around her shoulders. Her eyes widened and she dropped her umbrella. Her hands went trembling up to the arms and she held the wrists in each hand. A head with a mop of silver hair rested on her shoulder as the form behind her trembled. Was he… crying?
"Inuyasha…"
My shadows the only one that walks beside me
His grip on her tightened and he trembled more violently. She could hear his heavy breathing in her ear. The miko turned in his arms and lifted his face to her. She couldn't tell if he was crying the rain had splattered water all over his face. She found that she didn't care if he was crying, as long as she could help him feel better she thought it'd be okay.
"Kagome…" his voice shook as he let his head droop back to her shoulder. "…no more. I'm not… by myself… anymore…"
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating
He nuzzled her neck and she wrapped her arms around him while his arms tightened around her waist. She could tell he had been struggling out amongst those trees.
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
"Inuyasha…Here, lets go back home before you catch cold or something, 'kay?"
He nodded, and she turned them around, supporting his body as they walks back to Kaede's.
Till then I'll walk alone!
Sorry, but not anymore.
Sesshomaru walked up the steep side of the mountain with ease as his loyal servant Jaken followed him with great difficulty.
"Milord! Why must we be here? Surely there is nothing here of interest to you!" Jaken asked the man ahead of him for the millionth time on their journey.
Where on Earth have they gone you ask? Well, technically speaking they weren't really on Earth. They were more like in hell then on Earth.
"I'm scouting this area, Jaken." Finally! He had answered his question! But… why was he scouting the area?
"You do not plan on taking this land in your name do you milord? I do not think it such a wise decision! It's much too hazardous and useless for it to be of any importance."
Sesshomaru stopped, "Are you saying that my better judgement is wrong?"
"N-no milord! I just fail to see what you see in it! That is all!"
"You do not like this place, Jaken?" Sesshomaru questioned his back still to him.
"N-no sir I do n-not."
Sesshomaru looked over his shoulder at Jaken, who flinched at his piercing gaze; "I suppose you had best get used to it."
Fear filled the smaller demon, "Y-yes milord."
Rin woke up to a warm and soft body next to her. I'll give you two guesses to figure out who it was.
If you said Sesshomaru, then you have horrible memory because he kind of left Rin with Inuyasha, REMEMBER? If you guessed Shippo, you would almost have it. But sorry to tell you people, ALMOST DOESN'T COUNT! Now if you said Kirara, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! But you win nothing so stop your griping and read the rest of the story.
Rin's eyes fluttered open to a large pair of red cat eyes. Now, any normal girl would have jumped up and screamed her head off if she had woken up to a pair of demon eyes. But Rin isn't normal. She wakes up to Jaken every morning for the love of Pete! And you expect her to be scared of Kirara? Pish posh!
"Well hello there, Miss Kitty!" Rin smiled happily.
Kirara just meowed and smiled her little kitty smile.
"Why do you call her Miss Kitty?" a voice beyond Kirara's body said. Shippo lifted his head and rested his chin on Kirara's back to look at Rin.
"Well, she's a cat right?"
"She's a fire cat."
"Same difference."
"Okay, she's a cat. What's that got to do with anything?"
"Well, she's a girl and she's a cat. Therefore she is a Miss and she is a Kitty. Put it together and its Miss Kitty."
"Oh, I get it!"
"Would you two quit your yappin' so I can sleep, geez." Inuyasha said, looking over his shoulder at the trio who just stuck their tongues out at him. "Keh," said the angry hanyou before snuggling (Yes you read right, snuggling) up to Kagome and trying to sleep.
Miroku in turn woke up from Inuyasha's words and he grunted before opening his eyes. He looked around the room to find two giggling children, one happy fire cat and one annoyed hanyou. "You would think I'm used to waking up to something like this but sometimes it just seems… unusual."
"Houshi-sama…?" groaned the still half-asleep woman in his arms.
"Yes Kitten?" Miroku answered, looking lovingly down at his beloved Sango.
"…Shut up." Was Sango's reply as she buried her face into the man's robes, trying to get more sleep.
"Yes Kitten." Miroku replied, chuckling to himself.
"Houshi-sama, Miss Sango isn't a kitten," Rin said.
"So?"
"So you don't have a reason to call her Kitten do you?" Rin question the monk.
Miroku looked thoughtful for a moment, before lifting Sago's chin up and showing Rin her face, "Well, if you look at her face you'll see just as I did that she is as cute and adorable as any that ever lived."
"I think I'll take being compared to cats as a compliment," Sango said with half open eyes.
"Good, because it was a compliment my love," Miroku smiled then gave the demon slayer an Eskimo kiss.
"ALL RIGHT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Inuyasha screamed while he stood, ears twitching madly and the blanket still wrapped around his body.
Kagome immediately woke up from the lack of warmth she was getting and pulled the blanket away from Inuyasha, and wrapping herself in it. She muttered something about stingy hanyou's always hogging the blanket before going back to sleep.
But the rest of the people in the hut just stared at Inuyasha. He looked around at them, "What?"
"Inuyasha, where are your cloths?" Miroku asked with his eyebrow up in question.
Inuyasha looked down to find the red shorts Kagome had given him the day she brought the 'supersoakers' back from her time (bet ya thought he was naked ya pervs). Then he remembered. "Oh yeah, my cloths are over there in the corner," he said, nodding his head towards the corner of the hut. Sure enough, there were his cloths, bundled up into a red pile. But not only his cloths were there, Kagome's school uniform was there as well.
Rin walked over to the pile of cloths and poked them, only to find that they were soaking wet. "Why are they all wet Onii-san?" she questioned.
"Cause I was outside last night."
"Why were you outside last night?" Sango asked.
"Cause I… I wanted to take a walk."
"Okay, so why are Kagome-chan's cloths wet too?" Shippo asked curiously approaching Rin, whom was sitting next to the pile.
"Cause she came after me." Now it was his turn to ask a question. "Why the hell are you all so curious all of a sudden?"
They all shook their heads negatively and replied in unison, "No reason."
Inuyasha was about to tell them what a load of bull that was, but instead he got this really weird feeling in his nose. "…ah… Ah…AH…ACHOO!"
The hanyou sniffed and rubbed his nose on his arm, "Whoa… what the hell was that?"
Kagome, who had completely given up on sleep after Inuyasha began yelling, got up and looked Inuyasha in the face.
"Uh…Kagome?" he asked, backing away from her a little. She only took a few steps toward him and continued to examine his face.
"Shippo, what's Kagome-nee doing?" Rin whispered.
"I don't know, but it looks like Inuyasha is getting backed into a corner…" Shippo replied.
The group continued to watch the couple until Inuyasha's back was pressed up against the wooden wall. He looked back at Kagome as if to say "WHAT IN THE HELL WOMAN?" but his face scrunched up and his nose twitched. Kagome realized what was about to happen and she held the boys nose shut.
This time there was no funny noise but Inuyasha definitely felt his ears pop. What the hell was this?
Kagome took her hand and placed it on her own forehead, then placed her other hand on his forehead. For a minute, she stayed like that while her features sported a concentrated look.
"THAT'S IT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME MSITER!" she screamed and picked up her bag while tugging at the elastic band of Inuyasha's swim trunks. I know what you're thinking, 'but oh dear, what if they come off?' Well, que sera sera! What will be will be! So stop your thinking and let me finish my story!
"Oi, Kagome! What the hell do you think you're doin'?" Inuyasha hollered while hanging on to the doorframe of the hut as to not be dragged away.
"You're sick and you need proper medical attention!" Kagome exclaimed determinedly because… because that's just what she does okay!
Shippo's head popped up on Kagome's shoulder and he watched the two struggle for a moment before saying, "Kagome, mentally sick people can't be cured."
This is when Inuyasha actually used his head and was about to say something truly intelligent for once but once again his older brother ruined his moment. How you ask? Well I was about to tell you but you keep thinking and asking me questions and such. If you'd just be patient then maybe you'd know what would happen next! Gosh! Okay, back to the story…
"Lord Sesshomaru!" Rin screamed in joy as she ran past the struggling lovers towards the form approaching the hut. See? I told you I would tell you. Just have faith next time, yeesh. Haha I said yeesh…
Rin would have hugged the man but of course he wouldn't allow that to happen so he sidestepped the girl and she tumbled onto the ground. Of course, being the odd girl she is, she didn't mind and got up to greet the demon with a smile, not a hug.
Sesshomaru looked from Rin, to Inuyasha, who was still holding on to the door as Kagome was gripping the elastic of his shorts. The man opened his mouth to say something, but instead closed it and turned around with the same blank look on his face, "Rin, we are leaving."
"Yes my Lord!" Rin said cheerily then looked back at the people in the doorway before looking back at Sesshomaru.
He sort of read her mind, if that's possible, and he told her "You have one minute to say goodbye."
Rin nodded and ran to the hut, then caught Shippo in a hug when he leapt off of Kagome's shoulder to meet her. "Shippo-chan I'll miss you!" she said, her bright smile twinkling in the sunlight of the early day.
Shippo sniffed and held back his tears for his newly found friend, "B-b-bye Rin-chan!" And with that the boy ran back into the hut to cry his eyes out.
Kagome put her pack down and patted Rin on the head, "Take care of yourself Rin-chan. come back to visit us if you want."
She nodded and smiled. Her gaze traveled to the face of the hanyou who had let go of the doorframe (finally). She bowed to him "Onii-san, thank you for letting me stay with you and taking care of me."
He leaned on the hut and furrowed his eyebrows, "Keh."
Without warning Rin jumped onto Inuyasha and gave him a hug, although she was short and she had absolutely no hops so all she could really do was hug his leg.
The hanyou did a blush/scowl combo at the sudden contact and Kagome giggled as she waved to Rin who had started back for Sesshomaru.
"You know," Kagome said, watching Rin leave with a smile on her face, "I think I want a child just like her."
Inuyasha, who had began to eat more of his beef jerky, started choking at her words.
"Or maybe, I want a son," she said with a thoughtful look on her face.
Inuyasha kept up his choking and fell to his knees with his hands on clasping his throat.
"Oh, I know! I want twins! A boy and a girl! Then they can have those cute fuzzy ears and that beautiful silver hair…"
Inuyasha preformed the hi-em-lick maneuver thing on himself and the whole piece of jerky flew from his mouth. He gasped and collapsed onto the ground.
Kagome took her backpack and heaved it onto her back before looking down at Inuyasha, who looked as if he was recovering from a seizure, and shaking her head. She grabbed a leg and started to drag him towards the Bone-eaters well.
Meanwhile…
"Lord Sesshomaru? Where's Jaken?" Rin inquired, looking up at the powerful demon walking beside her.
"I have sent Jaken on a vacation," was Sesshomaru's reply.
"Where'd you send him milord?" Rin asked, hopping along side him.
"A place where, I am sure, he will enjoy himself."
Somewhere in a place where Jaken would enjoy himself…
A large Demon resembling a spidermonkey (from that one Spy Kids movie) ran after his pray with incredible speed. Surely this creature which was unlucky enough to become its next victim will not survive the chase.
"Damn you hideous demon! I happen to be the loyal servant of the great Lord Sesshomaru! You cannot harm me!" the creature declared, stopping in its tracks and holding up it's weapon, the Staff of Two Heads.
One of the heads on the weapon's mouth opened and fire came blazing out at the spidermonkey thing-a-ma-bob. The demon looked at the staff, then roared and a much larger blast of fire burst from his mouth, burning the poor creature to a crisp.
Again the chase resumed, and the poor creature let his tears flow freely.
"LORD SESSHOMARUUUUUUUUU!"
Oofie: "Well wasn't that fun?"
Kagome: "I suppose so."
Inuyasha: "Ramen, oh how I love thee, let me count the ways…. One one thousand! Two one thousand! Three one thousand! Four one thousand…."
Kagome: "… how very…"
Oofie: "Charming?"
Kagome: "I was going to say odd but… let's go with that."
Jaken: "What a horrible fate…"
Oofie: "What?"
Jaken: "WHY MUST YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?"
Oofie: "I don't know, you just get on my nerves you stinky. Smelly. Annoying. Little. Ass." Steps on his head with every word
Kagome: "Oofie, that's so mean."
Inuyasha: "I think she's doin' the right thing."
Kagome: "What?"
Inuyasha: "He's our enemy, Kagome. We should squash him while we've got the chance."
Kagome: "THAT IS SO CRUEL YOU JERK!"
Inuyasha: holds his ears in pain "WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS YELL?"
Oofie: "You're both yelling."
Kagome & Inuyasha: "STAY OUT OF THIS!"
Oofie: feels offended.
Kagome: "DON'T YELL AT HER!"
Inuyasha: "YOU YELLED AT HER TOO!"
Oofie: "He's right you know."
Inuyasha: "Thank you!"
Kagome: "How can you take his side?"
Inuyasha: "She can cause I'm better!"
Kagome: "No you're not!"
Inuyasha: "Yes I am!"
Kagome: "Nu-uh!"
Inuyasha: "Ya-huh!"
Oofie: "It's baby-sitting all over again…"
Inuyasha & Kagome: "SHE/HE'S THE BABY!"
Oofie: "WILL YOU TWO BOTH SHUT UP!"
Inuyasha: "WHY SHOULD WE?"
Kagome: "YEAH! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF US! WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT!"
Inuyasha: "YEAH! WHAT SHE SAID!"
Oofie: rubs her temples "You guys…"
Kagome: "YOU ARE SO STINGY OOFIE! ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS YOU!"
Inuyasha: "AND YOU'RE MEAN! YOU CAN'T GO ONE SECOND WITHOUT SAYING SOMETHING MEAN ABOUT SOMEBODY! AND IT ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING ME!"
Oofie: "… are you done now?"
Inuyasha & Kagome: "Yes."
Oofie: "Good," takes a deep breath "YOU TWO ARE THE MOST INCONSIDERATE, COLD HEARTED, DUMB, DENSE, ANNOYING, CRAZY, HYPOCRITICAL, LOW-DOWN, SELFISH, DIMWITTED, STINGY, EGO STATISTC, VIOLENT, CARELESS, OAFS I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO HAVE TO WORK WITH! AND THE WORST PART OF IT IS I ACTUALLY CHOSE TO DO THIS! WHY I DON'T TAKE MY FOOT AND STICK IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASSES THAT YOU'LL LITERALY HAVE FOOT-IN-MOUTH SYNDROME IS BEYOND ME!"
Kagome: "…oh my."
Inuyasha: "Whoa… chick's hard core…"
Oofie: "YA DAMN RIGHT I'M HARDCORE!"
Kagome: "Somebody's got anger issues…"
Inuyasha: nods
Oofie: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" types furiously on her keyboard.
Kagome: "OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI! OSUWARI!"
Inuyasha: yells as he plummets to the ground "BITCH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"
Kagome: "It's…OSUWARI! Not… OSUWARI! My… OSUWARI! Fault! OSUWARI!"
Oofie: "Oh no! What ever shall you do?"
Kagome: "Oofie… OSUWARI! Stop… OSUWARI! It… OSUWARI!"
Oofie: looks thoughtful "Hmmm… no."
Inuyasha: body goes numb as he is pushed deeper into the Earth
Oofie: "And so the saga continues bitches! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" realizes she's having to much fun with this "Laughing maniacally. Not cool." Waves to her readers lovingly, "Bye bye my sweets!"