Here's chapter two of Three Eds in the Woods
Three Eds in the Woods
Ed and Double D woke up Eddy and warned him that the bear was right in front of them. Eddy just stared for a second and screamed.
"Every man for himself!" yelled Eddy
"Even though I'm dumb," said Ed. "I know that it's Double D that always faints, not Eddy!" He looked over to Double D and found out that he had fainted.
"Ed! Double D!" exclaimed Eddy. "We've gotta run! And find that jawbreaker!" Eddy grabbed the two and took off. The bear was after them. Just when it looked like the Eds were going to escape, Eddy tripped on a stick and the Eds all fell to the ground. The bear jumped on them and gave them a hard beating. Then left.
"Grandad?" asked Eddy.
"Curse wild mammals," moaned Double D, getting up from the ground.
Meanwhile, in the sky, Jimmy and Sarah were flying in a mini airplane that they surprisingly got to work. Everybody doubted them, but the two got help from their parents
"I wonder who got that jawbreaker that we dropped from our plane Sarah," said Jimmy.
"I hope it wasn't a jerk like Eddy," she said. Suddently, the engiene was starting to act funny. Then it died. Sarah and Jimmy started to fall from the sky.
"SARAH!" screamed Jimmy. "IT"S TOO DARK OUTSIDE TO BE LOST SOMEWHERE!" They both screamed as they fell from the sky like a shooting star right into the woods...and into the Eds.
"Ouch," said Double D. "That could have been worse. Is everyone all right?"
"My bressel sprouts hurt," said Ed.
"Oh great!" complained Eddy. "First, we're lost in the woods at night. Now two twerps show up!" Suddently a skunk came out of the bushes and chased Sarah and Jimmy away from the Eds.
"Ha ha ha!" Eddy laughed. "They ran away from a squirrel! Ha ha ha ha!"
"That was a skunk, Eddy," said Double D. "Now, if we want to find our way out of this rediculous situation, we'll have to stick together. Are you guys with me?" Double D turned around and found that Ed and Eddy were gone. Double D could hear screams.
"Help us!"
"Double D! They'll devour our liver!"
"Shut up Ed."
"Oh dear!" said Double D. "Ed and Eddy are in trouble! And I'm next!" Behind Double D, a hand reached out and grabbed his shirt. "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kissing sounds were being made and Eds screams were being made. After a minute or two, it all stopped. And the Eds were miserable.
"No fair!" cried Eddy. "We've already had to deal with them once!"
"I dislike being coated in lipstick and saliva!" said Double D. "I may go crazy!"
"Gravy!" yelled Ed. Eddy smacked Ed and reminded him to not just yell out random stuff.
"Look!" said Double D. "I see a cell phone on the ground! We'll be able to call the police and let them find us!" When he picked the phone up, it exploded in his hands. "Can tonight get any worse?''
"Let me answer your question..." said Eddy. He pointed to an opening in the woods that led to the cul-de-sac.
That concludes chapter 2. The next one will be very short and it'll be the last one.