Oofie: "Oh! Just got done with my homework!"

Kagome: "You mean you're not avoiding it?"

Oofie: "Nah, I got over my homeworkphobia."

Kagome: "That's good."

Inuyasha: whispers "Why are you being nice to her?"

Kagome: whispers back "Because I don't want her to get mad and be all crazy like she is."

Oofie: suddenly appears out of no where, "Yeah, the bitch is a fuckin psycho."

Inuyasha & Kagome: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Oofie: "Shut up."

Inuyasha: "You're psycho!"

Kagome: "O-o-o-oh c-c-cra…"

Oofie: "Crap?" watches her nod, "Look I'm sorry for last time, I just got a little mad okay?"

Inuyasha & Kagome: nod and whisper their agreement to call a truce, but still keep an eye on Oofie to each other.

Oofie: "Didn't I tell you both to shut up? Anyway, our guest happens to be Kagome's Grandfather, who apparently doesn't have a name, so he is going to be referred to as Grandpa."

Grandpa: "I do have a name!"

Oofie: "Really?"

Grandpa: "Yes! My aunt, Kagome's great, great aunt, gave it to me. Yes, and Aunt Ryzu is alive and well! One of my favorite Aunts actually. Why just yesterday I was on the phone with her and she told me the funniest story about her parrot Mr. McChuckles…"

Inuyasha: whisper "Do all old people lose control of their mouths like that?

Oofie: whisper "What are you talkin' about? You run off at the mouth all the time."

Grandpa: "Yes, yes. That parrot was a funny little character. I remember I once went to visit kind old Aunt Ryzu and the parrot had this bottle of sweet and sour sauce…"

Kagome: whisper "Hey you guys, watch this." Walks over to Grandpa "Hey Grandpa?"

Grandpa: turns around "Yes?"

Kagome: "How's Aunt Ryzu?"

Grandpa: "Who's Aunt Ryzu?"

Inuyasha & Oofie: "Oh god…"

Kagome: "Ya just gotta learn how to work the old geezers."

Grandpa: "I resent that! Why, back in my day I was the swellest cat around! I used to ride around on my old school Charlie Duperman! Yeah, those were the days! Just me and my bike rolling around the neighborhood. Yeah, me and that bike were goin' places! Ya see back then Charlie Dupermans were the bikes to have! They were real classy…"

Kagome: "Grandpa, what happened to your Charlie Duperman?"

Grandpa: "What in the ruddy is a Charlie Duperman?"

Inuyasha: "She did it again…"

Oofie: "She's had practice…"

Inuyasha: "I can tell…"

Oofie: "Kinda makes you pine for Myoga or Totosai, huh?"

Inuyasha: "Not really."

Kagome: "Grandpa, would you like to start the chapter now?"

Grandpa: "Chapter? What Chapter? Where in tarnation am I?" walks up to Inuyasha and gets in his face "And who in the heck are you?"

Oofie: hands Grandpa a piece of paper "Read this old man."

Grandpa: takes out his bifocals and puts them on, making his eyes seem 10 times bigger "The all powerful and all mighty Oofie-sama does not own myself or any other character from Inuyasha for that matter. Who's Inuyasha? Who's Oofie-sama? And where'd this paper come from? Oh… I'm hungry. Kagome-chan, bring me my applesauce!"

Chapter 14: Through Sickness and Health

"Our school lunch is from outer space, endangering the human race! The Meatballs bounce right off the floor! The fish cakes could break down a door! The bread was baked ten years ago; the burgers look like they will grow! The chicken has the chicken pox; the peas are frozen in the box! The spinach gives your legs gangrene, the fruit juice tastes like gasoline! The soup is salty as the sea; the franks explode like TNT! The salad bar… don't dare to try it. The carrot cake once caused a riot! The deadly tuna casserole can bore a hole right through the bowl! The fries could knock you off your chair! The corn could make you lose your hair! The way they cook here is a crime… but lunch is still my favorite time."

Souta took his bow as the two patrons of the room, excluding Inuyasha, stood and applauded the excited boy.

Cries of "That's my boy!" and "He's so articulate!" mingled in with a mutter of "Keh" filled the living room.

Souta laughed nervously, "Heh heh, it wasn't much. Just an assignment for school is all!" The poor boy had been forced to entertain them with poems and such while Kagome had run off to the store.

Mrs. Higurashi smoothed Souta's hair out before complimenting his modesty. She looked thoughtful for a moment before leaving to go tend to the stew the odd but comfortable family was having for dinner. Soon, Grandpa left to do some tending to his own duties, which left our little hanyou alone with Souta.

"So…" Souta made a lame attempt at conversation.

"So," Inuyasha repeated dully.

"So… How's it goin'?"

"Keh, how's what goin'?"

"Uh… Life?"

"It's fine I g-g-…. ACHOO!"

Souta leaped out of the way of the hanyou's powerful sneeze, "Whoa..."

Inuyasha sniffled, then hugged the blanket Kagome had been forcing him to use around him more tightly, "Life's a bitch Souta."

"Yup, and then to top it off, you die," he plopped down next to the sick silver-haired teen. "Kinda sucks doesn't it?"

"Keh," was his only reply and he picked up the red somewhat see through wireless controller to the Xbox that had been dubbed as his since he started playing. "Turn it on Souta and play me in somethin'."

Souta got up and turned on the game console before picking up his turquoise somewhat see-through wireless controller. "Hey, mama got me a new game called Guice. I can only play two player so I need a second man, wanna play?"

"Yeah sure kid, just put it in and let's get started."

Kagome skated down the aisle of the open-air super market, looking for some foods that were good for head colds.

"Bum budha bum bum bum…" she sang quietly to no one in particular. She picked out a couple of different fruits, then got some leeks for Inuyasha's cold before she turned towards the person behind the cash register.

She paid for her things and left the open-air market and headed to an indoor supermarket.

"Hey Inu-niisan, when ya think Nee-chan's comin' back?" Souta questioned the hanyou, not taking his eyes from the TV screen. "Inuyasha! On your left!"

Inuyasha quickly dodged the enemy ship on his left and did quick spin move, shooting the crud out of it. "How am I supposed to know when she's comin' back? She better hurry up though, she said she was getting somethin' to make this cold thing go away. Souta, watch your wing!"

Souta did an aerial flip and turned his guns to the enemy ship that was attacking him from the side, "Eat lead stupid Zion freak!"

Apparently that ship was the last of the Zion Fleet and since the two had survived they had advanced to the next stage.

Both boys jumped up and did exactly identical victory dances, something containing odd pelvic thrusts, bobbing of the head, and screaming their heads off. Well what can I say? Boys will be boys…

Kagome rolled on her roller blades down the aisles of the supermarket, tons of ramen in her arms. Why hadn't she agreed to let Inuyasha come with her? He could have carried his own ramen!

She sighed and made her way towards the check out counter, dumping the packages of ramen onto it. The clerk behind the counter hitched and eyebrow as he started to scan the packages of ramen.

After everything was paid for, she stuffed all the ramen into her huge yellow backpack before tossing it over her shoulder and skating full speed, nearly colliding with a crippled old lady. She skated backwards, apologizing, then turned back around and sped through the modern day streets of Tokyo.

For once, she wasn't wearing her uniform, but instead a pair of low cut dark blue jeans, and a black R.E.M. sweatshirt (Her favorite American band) that matched her dark skates.

She came upon a stairway that she knew was a shortcut to her street, and she slid down the railing, surprising herself at how well she balanced. She neared the bottom and she jumped, twirling in the direction of which she needed to go, and she landed, nearly tripping.

The stairway had led her to an alleyway that she sped through. As she passed the buildings the path got narrower and she had to keep her arms tucked in. She made tight turns, jumped over a dog, and ducked under a fire escape that nearly clipped her left ear.

Again she found another stairway, which she slid down with ease in her landing this time. She came to a stop in front of a latter that was stood against a building. She quickly climbed up and found herself on a rooftop she knew very well. It was the roof to a building directly behind her shrine, but something was different. The ramp she usually used to get down from the building, leading her to the shrine grounds, was gone.

She looked around for a minute, looking at her options. She could either go all the way back and have to go the long way around or she could…

"…Or I could… jump it…" she sized up the distance between he rooftop and the ground of the shrine. No doubt, she was scared as hell of jumping it, but she decided that if she could fight demons on a daily basis, then she could jump this roof.

She backed up a ways, then closed her eyes shut and sped towards the edge of the roof. Before she knew it she was in the air, arms spread and legs tucked under her. Her eyes opened and a rush of air ran past her as she found herself descending rather quickly towards the ground. Her legs came out from under her and the wheels of her skates hit the ground and her legs nearly gave out, but she made it.

She made her way to the house, lugging her backpack behind her. Once she got in she slipped out of her skates and dropped her bag, stumbling into the living room. The girl collapsed onto the laps of both boys on the couch, who lifted their controllers over her, allowing her to lie there.

Finally after a minute or two, Inuyasha paused the game and looked down at Kagome, who was lying on her side, watching the game. "Kagome, did…"

"It's in the bag."

Inuyasha jumped up, knocking Kagome to the ground, and ran for the backpack by the door.

Kagome slowly got up and dusted herself off, then calmly walked up to Inuyasha. "Inu-chan?"

Inuyasha stopped dead in his tracks. Oh crud. She only called him Inu-chan when she was pissed. This was going to hurt. But he gulped down what little fear he had and turned his head to look at her, "Yeah?"

She smiled sweetly before him, and he flinched. Yup, this was going to hurt. Hurt a lot. "Inu-chan, I love you."

"Guh…" was the only sound the boy was able to make.

"But, even if I love you…" she said, in a slightly disappointed way, "I STILL HATE YOUR GUTS! OSUWARI!"

Ah, he had seen this coming. As he fell to the floor in pain in agony, he thought, that stupid, over-reacting, thickheaded, moronic wench really needed to control her temper. (Like he's one to talk.)

She sighed, "I guess I'll go get started on some kind of homework…" She pondered what kind of assignments she had waiting for her as she headed up the stairs.

Souta peeked his head over the couch at Inuyasha, who was now drumming his clawed fingers on the carpet. "So, what's up Inuyasha? Girl troubles?"

Inuyasha made a face as he got up and ruffled Souta's hair, "Shut it, squirt. You think you got it easy now, just wait till you're older and Hitomi gets a lot more complicated."

Souta's face turned from a confident one, to terror stricken, "Oh crap, that…that won't happen will it?"

"Yup, it'll happen alright. And as a head's up, when Hitomi starts getting self-conscious, and she asks you if you think she looks fat, always, ALWAYS say no."

"But what if she really does look fat?"

Inuyasha picked Souta up by his shirt and brought him to eye level "Trust me Souta, your manhood depends on this."

Souta's eyes widened, and he looked down at his shorts, then said in a high pitched voice "Y-y-you mean…?"

"Yup. So, remember what I said and you'll still have pups to look forward to."

Souta gulped and nodded before excusing himself to go de-traumatize his innocent mind.

This left our little hanyou bored and by himself. And when you're a bored and lonely Inuyasha, what seems to be the most logical thing to do? That's right! To go bug the hell out of your girlfriend!

Kagome was on her computer when Inuyasha slipped into the room, seemingly unnoticed. He snuck up behind the miko and positioned himself so that his mouth was right next to her ear. He took a deep, yet silent, breath and uttered the most horrifying word of all time…

"Boo."

Kagome jumped in her seat and gave out a little screech before ducking her head down and covering it with her arms.

She sat like that for a moment before she heard a snicker come from behind her. She slowly lifted her head and opened her eyes to find a grinning, fangs and all, Inuyasha. She narrowed her eyes at him as if to say "Oh, you'll pay dog boy, you'll pay."

Inuyasha gave her the most innocent look he could muster before saying, "What'd I do?"

"You know damn well what!" Kagome nearly yelled at him.

"Damn? You shouldn't curse Kagome, it doesn't suit you," he said, sitting on her bed with a lazy grin on his face. Kagome looked at him in annoyance.

"Keh."

They both froze.

"Did you just say…?"

"Shut up."

"But you…"

"Shut up!"

Inuyasha's grin widened to the point where I want to say he was grinning from ear to ear but his ears is on his head so that would have to be a mighty large grin… "I think I'm beginning to rub off on you."

"Yeah well… you… I…" Kagome struggled for a come-back but for once her mind just wasn't quick enough. "Just shut up Inuyasha."

This time his grin faded away and he stood, then walked over to her desk. He kneeled on his knees and laid his chin on the wood and watched Kagome. "I think I like you better when you have your temper. Messing with you just ain't as fun without it."

"That's nice," the miko replied dryly as her fingers typed with amazing speed on the keyboard.

He watched her for a minute, his mind slowly slipping into neutral mode, something he had developed while sitting in her room for countless hours, waiting for her to be done with her work. Her eyes were glued to the screen and her hair was pulled back into a high ponytail. She was still wearing jeans, but she had taken off her sweatshirt, revealing a black shirt that had the words "All T-shirt slogans suck!" printed in red, slanted letters on the front. It was very loose around her frame and it made her look a lot skinnier then she normally did. Inuyasha began to wonder about the shirt. Where had she got it? Why did she get one so big? What the hell is a T-shit slogan? He kept letting his mind wander around the topic of her shirt until a very Miroku-like thought entered his head:

I'd appreciate that shirt a lot more if she didn't have it on right now.

His eyes widened, his face became as red as a ripe tomato. Kagome noticed that he was staring at her shirt in an odd way, so she poked him… hard… on his forehead… Thus pushing our distracted hanyou over, onto his back.

"Oh my god! Inuyasha are you okay?" Kagome asked with genuine concern in her voice.

"Damn it woman! Why'd you have to poke me so hard?" he yelled, holding his forehead.

"Well I'm sorry! Gosh!" the girl yelled back in defense. She sighed, then held her hand out to him. "Here Inuyasha, let me see."

The hanyou hesitantly scooted over to the miko and sat on his knees in front of her. She brushed his bangs out of the way and found a small round shaped bruise on his skin. She touched it lightly with her index finger and muttered an apology when Inuyasha flinched. The girl smiled, then closed her eyes and kissed Inuyasha's bruise.

"Uh…Kagome…"

"Yeah?"

"I don't need a kiss to make it feel better. I'm not five years old ya know…"

She laughed, "Well, it's just instinct I guess. Whenever Shippo gets hurt, a kiss always makes him feel better. Plus it always is good to have a little affection!"

"That little son of a…"

"Inuyasha! I know you're not getting jealous over Shippo!"

"Keh, whatever wench."

She sighed, "So did you hit your head or anything when you fell?"

For a moment, he looked thoughtful, which is really something she wasn't used to seeing, and then he gave her another lopsided grin, "Well, I did sort of hurt something when I fell."

"Yeah, so where does it hurt?"

His grin broadened and her pointed to his lips, "Kiss it make it better?"

For a second, Kagome really wanted to tell him, "Nice try," but damn it he was just too cute! (Fan girls you have permission to fantasize now.) The miko lowered her head down to his and their lips touched briefly.

She broke the kiss almost as soon as it started and the hanyou actually started to pout. "But it still hurts!"

"Whatever Inuyasha!" she said while smiling at his scowl of serious unsatisfaction. (Is that even a word? My spell check says it isn't… serious thank yous awaiting the person who can tell me in a review!)

"Nee-chan! Nii-chan! Din's ready!" Souta yelled from the bottom of the stairway.

Inuyasha snorted and bent Kagome over his shoulder, caring her struggling form out of the bedroom, "We're comin' squirt!"

After dinner was finished and the two women had finished cleaning the kitchen, Kagome walked into the living room to find Inuyasha and Souta on the video game again.

Kagome sighed, "You guys gonna be there all night?"

"Not like we have school tomorrow Nee-chan, so I have permission to stay up."

"Oh yeah it is the weekend isn't it?"

"OH CRAP SOUTA WATCH IT!" Inuyasha yelled. Souta hadn't been paying attention and nearly shot Inuyasha on the video game.

"Oops! I'm sorry!"

"Yeah well…w…ah… ACHOO!"

"Okay! That's it!" Kagome declared, throwing her hands into the air. "Inuyasha, you need rest if you're gonna get rid of this cold of yours! I don't care if you're half demon, you're also half human and that makes you vulnerable to colds!" She tugged on his wrist, trying to get him off the floor and into bed.

Unlike the cold, he wasn't vulnerable to Kagome when it came to the area of strength, and he easily defied her by staying put on the floor and continuing to play video games one-handed. But, when it came to the area of brains, Kagome easily outdid him. So what did she do? She put that brain of hers to work that's what!

"Okay then. I'll just be in my room. Just little ol' me. In my room. Alone."

"Yeah, see you Kagome," Inuyasha replied, eyes still glued to the television screen.

"Yup. Just me. All by myself."

"Yeah, I guess so," Inuyasha said.

"Hey, being by myself might get lonely. Maybe I'll call Hojo…"

"Yeah, you go do that."

"Hmm, Hojo might pay attention to me. Maybe we'll run off together and have oodles of children. Ya know… live happily ever after…"

"That's nice Kagome."

"Yup. I'll go call him, see ya later boys," Kagome called over her shoulder as she skipped happily up the stairs. "I wonder what we'll name our first child…" could be heard in the ears of the hanyou.

Kagome entered her room and stood by the door. Then she counted down the seconds in a singsong voice, "Five, four, three, two, one."

"WHAT THE HELL!" could be heard from downstairs and loud footsteps came up the steps.

Kagome grabbed her phone and held it to her ear just as her door busted open, "Oh Hojo you're to much!" she giggled, watching as the hanyou's anger meter began to rise. "Oh, I'm sorry. It seems I have to deal with something at the moment, my love. Talk to you later?" she paused, "Okay! Kisses!" and she hung up the phone. "Yes Inuyasha?"

"DON'T 'YES INUYASHA' ME! DAMN IT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?"

Kagome gave him and innocent look, "Why, whatever do you mean?" Yeah Inu-baby! Give it to me! Nice angry face!

"DAMN IT WOMAN YOU'RE MINE AND MINE ALONE SO DON'T GO CALLIN' OTHER MEN 'LOVE' OR GIVIN' THEM KISSES THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO ME!" Inuyasha bellowed.

"Why Inuyasha! I didn't know you cared!" she said, placing both hands on the sides of her face and blushing madly. Then she couldn't hold it in any longer, and she burst out laughing.

The hanyou sat and watched the girl rolling around on the floor in utter confusion. "What in the seven hells is wrong with you?"

The girl stood and pinched one of his cheeks (Yes I do mean his face!) "Aw, so cute when you're jealous!"

He swatted her hand away, "You mean…"

"Yes, I didn't call Hojo and I still only wanna live happily ever after with you."

"What about the 'oodles of children?'"

"Maybe there will be oodles of children involved," she said thoughtfully.

"Well, that's a lot of kids you're talkin' about. Maybe we should get started on the first right about now?"

"In your dreams Inuyasha"

"And you damn well know it."

Oofie: "Intermission! Woo!"

Kagome: cuts off Inuyasha's question "It's when you take a break from something."

Inuyasha: "Oh."

Oofie: "Oh man, I feel like Inuyasha…"

Inuyasha: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Oofie: "I just killed my third cup of ramen…"

Inuyasha: "Keh, weak."

Grandpa: "Ramen is horrible! How can you eat that stuff?"

Inuyasha & Oofie: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT RAMEN?"

Kagome: "Whatever, we need to get back to the story… before our readers get pissed and start flaming ya Oofie-kun."

Oofie: "Oh yeah… I'm so sorry! Please don't flame!"

Inuyasha: whispers to reader "Psst! Flame her! Do it!"

Kagome: "Osuwari!"

Oofie: "ON WITH THE CHAPTER!"

Sango awoke to the sunshine in her eyes and as she stared at the sleeping face of her monk. Yes, HER monk! Not some skank who he asked to bare his children! But her! Although he did ask her to bare his children… (Which she agreed to by the way.)

Anyway, after the author let her mind wander on the expansion of how Miroku belonged to Sango, the demon slayer in question smiled upon the boyish face of that which is Miroku. He was just so… cute when he slept. Not to say he didn't look good when he was awake, but there was something about his sleeping face. Something a lot different than when he was awake from his slumber. He actually looked… innocent. (Gasp exclamation mark exclamation mark exclamation mark)

She reached out a hand and cupped his cheek. "How is it he can look so wonderful when sleeping, and so… different when he's awake?" she asked herself. She smiled again and laid a gentle kiss on his lips.

Ah, but when she pulled away she felt an all to familiar feeling on her backside, and an all to familiar smug smile gracing the monk's lips.

His eyes opened, "My beloved Sango! I'm so glad to know you feel this way about me! I could just soar into the skies with the knowledge of my Kitten's feelings towards me!" All the while he was speaking his hand never moved. Oh Miroku, will you ever learn?

"Well," Sango drew her fist backward behind her, "LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT HOUSHI-SAMA!" And of course, with Sango's strength, Miroku reached his dream of flying into the skies…

"Ye should not put holes through the roofs of people's homes. It is considered impolite," Kaede commented as she entered the hut. "No matter how much the person going through the may deserve it."

"I apologize, Kaede-baachan."

"Yes, well…" Kaede started, but stopped as she heard a thud outside of the hut. She sighed then dragged what was left of Miroku after his trip into orbit back into the hut.

"Monk, ye will want to hear this," the woman spoke calmly, but somehow had the slightest hint of irritation in her voice. "Ye have seen little of the Shikon shards lately, have ye not Sango?"

"Yes…" Sango replied.

"As I thought. The last one you have heard of?"

"There was a shard. A demon that was a shape shifter was using it to attack many villages. Why do you ask?"

"Just curious, I suppose. Now, what happened to that shard?"

"Houshi-sama and I retrieved it while Inuyasha was saving Kagome from some kind of kidnapper, right Houshi-sama?"

Miroku, who had made an unbelievably quick recovery, nodded his head in silent agreement.

"Hmm, where would that shard be now?"

"Lady Kagome has taken it with her to her time," Miroku answered. "But, I am beginning to suspect that something is awry, is it not Lady Kaede?"

"Ye suspicions are right. Something is terribly wrong," Kaede said, sitting down and starting a fire. "Some of the villagers who were trading goods with travelers and other villagers from other villages, overheard something truly… bizarre."

"What do you mean, Kaede?" Sango asked, a completely serious look on her face.

The villagers came to me today, with news of a priestess roaming the land in search of shards of the jewel."

"A priestess?" the two asked in unison.

"Yes. According to the villagers, this woman has extraordinary miko powers, and has already collected a few shards of the jewel. But when I asked the villagers of her appearance, they told me something that caught me off guard."

"Yes, what is it Lady Kaede?" Miroku questioned, beginning to see the outcome of the woman's story.

"When I asked them, they told me that she looked just as Kagome-chan."

Sango gasped in realization, "You mean… the priestess is…"

Kaede closed her eyes and nodded, "Kikyo."

Oofie: "Man this chapter was short…"

Inuyasha: "It was? I didn't notice."

Kagome: "You never do."

Inuyasha: "What's that supposed to mean, wench?"

Grandpa: "What? You don't know how to read women?"

Inuyasha: "Read women? What the hell are you talkin' old man?"

Grandpa: "Well, women have their own secret language you see. When they say one thing, they mean the other. They do it just to catch you off guard."

Inuyasha: "Whoa… Really? Why would they do that?"

Grandpa: "Simple. Women are the devil!"

Kagome & Oofie: "AND JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"

Grandpa: "I means what I say and I say what I means! Women are evil! They should only be used for breeding and homemaking! Right Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha: "Uh-uh, don't bring me into this!"

Grandpa: "What? Be a man Inuyasha be a man! They're ONLY women!"

Inuyasha: "Keh, you're on your own old man."

Grandpa: "You spineless coward!"

Inuyasha: "I'M NOT A COWARD! I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW A FEW WOMEN WHO CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO!"

Grandpa: "'cept pee standing up."

Oofie: "That's just nasty…"

Kagome: "Grandpa you're being unfair!"

Grandpa: "How am I being unfair? I demand to know! Just name one thing women can do that men can't and I'll admit I'm being 'unfair'!"

Oofie: "That's too easy."

Kagome: "Yeah, prepare to eat you're words Grandpa!"

Grandpa: "Okay, so what is it? Sewing? Cooking? Cleaning? HAHA!"

Kagome: "Nope."

Grandpa: "Then what is it?"

Kagome & Oofie: "Giving birth."

Grandpa: "…"

Inuyasha: "… I don't know about you… But right now… I'm glad I'm a man…"

Kagome: "Well I'm glad you feel that way."

Oofie: "Ew… I just pictured a female version of Inuyasha…"

Kagome: "…OH GOD THAT'S SO WRONG!"

Inuyasha: "… I actually like my gender… so I'd appreciate it if you could not do that…"

Oofie: watches Kagome "You gonna be okay?"

Kagome: "…oh man…" barfs

Oofie: "EW!"

Inuyasha: "AH! MY NOSE! AH AH AHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS!"

Grandpa: "Oh so you actually ate that spicy curry Kagome-chan? It was too hot for me… to much pepper."

Oofie: "Oh… my…. A-And so the saga… c-c-c-continues… Oh geez… that's just…ew…"