Me: Guess who's back . . . back again . . . Lauren's back . . . tell a friend. Yeah, my name is Lauren just in case ya didn't know. Hello, my readers. Dragon-Angel-of-Light is back with another story for you. It's kind of a weird one. Just sort of popped into my head. I just thought of it like five minutes ago. Not sure how it will turn out. Ya need to tell me either to stop or keep going with it.
Summary: Bulma & her father create the Universal Chat Room that can go throughout the entire Universe and even Hell and Heaven (King Yama helped them with that). A mysterious new screen name pops up and now Bulma wants to find out who it is.
Told you it was weird. Pretty sure you all know who the mysterious screen name is . . . or do you? MUHAHAHAHAHA! Umm . . . oh yeah, the time line is different. Goku already defeated Napa, Radditz, Frieza and all his men. They never met Vegeta. You'll find out why in the story. The android threat is there.
Enjoy!
Universal Chatting
Chapter 1 – Universal Chat Room Complete
Bulma's POV
I woke up groggily to my open window and the sun shining right through it, blinding me. I groaned and turned over on my side to where my back was to the sun and my face to the wall.
Why does mom have to open my window every morning? I'll go blind if I keep waking up to that sun! That's it, I'm putting a lock on that thing.
I let out a deep sigh and smash my face into my pillow. It's vacation time for me, but it sure didn't feel like it. I was bored out of my mind! That stupid android threat has got everybody training extra hard so they can be ready. Can they not spare one day with me? To make things better, all my friends are fighters. So they're all training. I would go out with my boyfriend, but here's the thing . . . I don't have one! I used to have a little crush on Yamcha, but it died out.
I got out of bed and headed to the kitchen where my mother, in her chirpy mood, was cooking breakfast and my father was reading the newspaper. I sat down accross from him, proppd my chin in my hands, elbows on the table. My father looked up from his newspaper and smiled at me.
"Hell, Bulma dear. How did you sleep?" he asked.
"Eh, can't complain." I replied.
"Well, good. Listen, I kave a little surprise for you. So, after you eat up, I want you to come down to the lab with me."
"Sure, whatever."
After I ate, I followed my father to the lab and waited anxiously for my surprise.
"Now, I've noticed how bored you've been since everyone has to train for the Android threat. So, I decided to create a little something that might cheer you up. Bulma, I present to you the Universal Chat Room!" my father said, throwing his hands up in the air. I gazed at him strangely.
"The Universal Chat Room?" I asked.
"I know it sounds strange, but I think you'll like it. Bulma, you can know chat –like you would online- with other people from space and even from Heaven and Hell!"
"WHAT!"
"Yep, I made it special for you."
I was speechless. My eyes were wide and I'm pretty sure my mouth made an 'O' shape. My lip curled and a bright smile appeared on my face. I raced up to my dad and hugged him so tight, I think I might have broken a rib or two. He patted mt back and chuckled at my behavior.
"I see you're happy with it. It took my forever to make it. I even had to get King Yama's help. Every planet knows about it and has recieved the technology for it. They're all waiting for you to sign on. Use the computer in your room."
I pecked my dad on the cheek and ran upstairs as fast as I could. Once I got there, I sat at my desk and opened up the Universal Chat Room then created a screen name and password then signed in.
TeenageGenius: hello?
Brightblonde181: look who decided to finally sign in
TeenageGenius: who are you?
Brightblonde181: i'm Stacey, a human like you miss Bulma Briefs
TeenageGenius: oh, how did you know i was Bulma?
Brightblonde181: your screen name says it all
TeenageGenius: oh . . . heh heh
Taliethetaquito: it's about time you showed up
TeenageGenius: lol, sorry about that, what's your name?
Taliethetaquito: Natalie
TeenageGenius: are you a human?
Taliethetaquito: yep!
TeenageGenius: aren't there any aliens here!
Brightblonde181: I saw a few
Taliethetaquito: me too
TeenageGenius: where are they?
Brightblonde181 & Taliethetaquito: don't know
TeenageGenius: that helps
Radditz: i'm an alien
TeenageGenius: Radditz! O.O
Radditz: i knew you would do that
TeenageGenius: why are you talking to me?
Radditz: is it really that surprising?
TeenageGenius: YES!
Radditz: why can't i talk to you?
TeenageGenius: you can, just figured you wouldn't
Radditz: i have my reasons in talking to you
Brightblonde181: who are you?
Radditz: a saiyan in hell
Taliethetaquito: you're in hell?
Radditz: yeah
Brightblonde181: why?
Radditz: cuz i died DUH!
Brightblonde181: well soooorrry
Radditz: you should be
Brightblonde181: you are such a jerk!
Radditz: no, you just ask stupid questions . . . i don't see why you call yourself a brightblonde
Brightblonde181: why you A
Radditz: no need for such language now
Taliethetaquito & TeenageGenius: would you two knock it off!
Radditz: yes, dumblonde, you need to stop
Brightblonde181: i'm not dumb!
Radditz: then don't ask such dumb questions
TeenageGenius: radditz, enough already!
Radditz: ok ok
Taliethetaquito: finally
Brightblonde181: i'm gonna sign off, i don't want to talk to radditz anymore!
TeenageGenius: you see that, you made her sign off
Radditz: it's not my fault, she's just being a big baby
TeenageGenius: you're such a jerk!
Radditz: are not!
TeenageGenius: are to
Radditz: are not!
TeenageGenius: are to!
This went on for two hours straight. Taliethetaquito gave up on trying to get us to stop so signed off.
Radditz: alright! You win, i'm a jerk
TeenageGenius: i always win
Radditz: whatever, g2g
TeenageGenius: you'll be back tomorrow right?
Radditz: yeah good night
TeenageGenius: night
He signed off just as the sun set and it went dark outside. I was about to call it a night when a screen name popped up.
DarkSoul: hi
Me: soooooo? What do you think? Please laugh at my sad attempt at humor. Tell me if I should continue or not.