Hello, everyone! Sorry for being so late in updating! Gah! I was on vacation, tried to update as much as I could, and then totally burned myself out... Now I've been doing so much crap to get ready for school (even though I don't start til August 7th... sob!), I haven't had much time! Eeep! I'm so sorry! Anyway, it may please you to know that I suddenly had the urge to write this while typing up an essay to submit for a scholarsip... That being said, it makes no sense whatsoever, but I had the sudden urge to write a very specific line, and I didn't think a scholarship essay was the right place to do it...

I don't own FMA - but please, be patient and more "Adventures" and "Misadventures" will be coming soon! Oooh, and ookamilupin, apparently I've just recieved a PM from you! I'll go read it right now! Tra-la-la!...

'Edward… Edward, wake up…'

"Ngh? No… I don't want to… snozzzzzzzzz…"

'Oh, come now, Edward – that's no way to treat your mother! Now, get up!'

"Nnnnh… I said I don't… yawn… want to… snoooooooorrrre…"

'Come on, Ed! I'm already up! Get up, brother, let's go!'

"Snooooooooooooooorrre…Go away, Al…"

'Fullmetal! This is the Colonel! Get up, now!'

"Zzzz… fuck off, you bastard… Nm-nm-nm… Snoooore…"

'What did you just say to me?'

'Ed, get up NOW!'

'Did you hear that? He called me a bastard!'

'Brother, please, wake up!'

'Edward, get UP!'

"N-no! No!..."

'Edward!'

'Edward!'

"No!..."

"EDWARD!"

"YAAAAAAAH! BANANA!" Edward screamed, sitting straight up in bed, a cold sweat pouring down his brow.

Winry blinked. "Banana?" She put her hands furiously on her hips. "Edward, what the hell are you talking about?"

Edward gave a sheepish grin. "Um… fruit salad?"

Winry clocked him on the head with her wrench.

And that's it... So yeah, I had this sudden, extreme urge to write Edward saying, "AAAAH! BANANA!" Yeah... Heehee! Hope you liked it! Heehee... Bwahahaa!