-1 Part 2

Another part with a shorter title.

Well after our heroes jumped (or rather swung) to their impending doom, it turned out they hadn't died and were still alive and kickin'.

Terra: Damn that hurt! That was a really long fall that I didn't need to experience. .

Cloud: I think I messed up my hair ;-;

Tifa: Omg! Like, my very revealing and non-fitting half shirt, like, doesn't look all clean and stuff.

Barret: in a very in-depth and long speech talking to the heavens which were covered with smoke so they didn't look so heavenly I have a dream... A dream that one day I too will be able to dress like a female and look as good as Cloud did!

Arti: That's... Really disturbing ¬.¬

Cloud: I am questioning his sexual preferences... But I did look kinda sexy in that dress ;D

Terra: Ok enough of that! . We need to rescue Aeris!

Tifa: Like, I totally agree! Maybe we should like, go see her mom and some junk.

Cloud: For once she has a good idea.

Barret: I'm ready! Les go foos.

Terra: First we have to figure out where they took Aeris...

Tifa: Like, they took her to the Shinra building.

Cloud: Two right answers at once, that's crazy! How'd you know that?

Terra: 'Cause she read a few scenes ahead in the script.. ¬.¬ Why don't we go there and skip the boring part?

Arti: Fine by me!

SCENE CHANGE

Due to the magical scene change chocobo we now find our group of heroes in front of the Shinra Corp. Building!

Terra: falls over 'cause the building is so tall Damn... o.o;;

Arti: Woah... It's just like I remembered!

Cloud: Lets climb it! .

Barret: $&)#

Cloud: Well, we've got two choices..

Tifa: Like, the stairs or get all dirty and junk raiding the building.

Arti and Terra: RAID!

Cloud and Tifa: Like, stairs!

Barret: ...well, les think about this. We could climb an endless amount of frickin' stairs that took 15 minutes in the game to go through and your thumb was sore or face certain death going through the front an' get our asses blown off...

Terra: I like the 2nd idea! LES KILL SOME BAD GUYS!

Tifa: But like.. I'll get dirty and some junk! HELLO! Aren't you listening!

Arti: Who cares.. -.-

Cloud: Where are we again? o.o;

Terra: drop kicks Cloud in the head and sends him flying through the front door of the Shinra Building Oops... o.o;;

The alarm sounds and the robo guards start shooting. Cloud comes running out with his sword in hand and butt burning.

Cloud: OWOWOWOWOWOWOW

Tifa: Like Omg! My Cloudy is hurt!

Terra: YOU MEAN MINE! Don't worry, I'll blast 'em to pieces! ;3

With that, Terra pulled out her massive gun (Arti was still trying to find where she hides the thing) and sent a blast flying into the first floor of the Shinra Building... There was a big BOOM. In fact, the whole freakin' building collapsed. Sucks, eh?

Afterwards, we find our heroes pulling themselves out of the rubble. The body of the Shinra Corp President was somewhere along with Aeris (who hadn't died... yet) a red kitty, the Turks and Sephy himself.

Sephy quickly exited stage left while the Turks ran right after spotting Arti trying to pull Terra out from under a bolder.

Barret: &()Y$)!)$&$)$&) YOU DAMN IDIOT! YOU COULDA KILLED US ALL!

Aeris: Happy thoughts...

Cloud: My hair! MY BUTT TT

Tifa: Like O-M-G! My outfit is like, so totally RUINED!

Terra: Was it... A... a little.. too much? .;;;

Barret:)&)!#$# A LITTLE TOO MUCH! YOU BLEW THE WHOLE DAMN BUILDING UP! AND... AHHHHH! YOU KILLED THE DAMN PRESIDENT TOO!

Pretty Kitty: It seems as though the building has been completely blown into pieces.. o.o;

Terra: I didn't do it I swear! .;;;;; (she says this as she stands there with her gun still smoking)

Arti: You are INSANE WOMEN INSANE

Aeris: Oh, hey guys! Thanks for saving me from my almost certain doom! By the way, this is Red XIII but for writing purposes we're just gonna call him Red.

Red: Pleasure to meet all of you.

Barret: )&($&$ I don't care about the damn cat!

Cloud: ...now what?

LONG PAUSE OF SILENCE

Terra: To the world map!

Cloud: Yeah!

Terra: More things to blow up! .

Arti: And chocobos!

Red: May I suggest we head for Kalm?

Barret: $)&)!&)&)$&

Terra: Alright, to the world map!

Tifa: Like.. End!

Over! DAMNIT