-1 Part 4
Teh Part I'm Writing Cuz Chrissy don't do this no more (not true)
Our group, which hasn't grown much, was now headed towards the local chocobo farm. When they got there the chocobos were doing some sort of synchronized dance.
Terra: bounces around a little They're dancing for us! squee
Aeris: I hate birds... They eat my flowers! RAGE! (Random FFVIII moment)
Aeris gets all pumped up and casts... cure. They chocobo that she hit with her spell kwehed really loudly and started to run around in circles like a chicken with its head cut off... It looks enough like a chicken too.
Aeris: Damn. It didn't die.
Arti: What are you gonna do? Heal it to death?
Terra: Er.. ok..
Cloud: I wanna ride the birdy!
Terra: Like, me too!
Farmer: Those birds ain't mine. Ya gots ta go catch yerself one.
Cloud screams like a lil' girl and jumps into Terra's arms because the farmer came up behind him.
Barret: &#(! 'effin wussie
Terra: Well.. Can't we just borrow one and bring it back later?
Farmer: Naw. These birds ain't mine.
Arti: Can't we just kill him or something?
Aeris: I'll take care of him!
She gets all pumped up again and casts... regen.
Arti: That's sad.
Tifa: I'll like, seduce him!
Tifa walks up to him and while she doing what she did, everyone else closed their eyes.
Farmer: That ain't gonna work. I dun like women.
Terra: coughs
Arti: O.O --- lotsa shockage
Barret: )$)&! Bash 'im over the head?
Farmer: Y'alls botherin' me. I'ma gonna hafta ask y'all ta leave.
Terra sneaks up behind the farmer and knocks him over the head with her big-ass gun.
Arti: You gotta be pulling that thing out of a wormhole or something.
Terra: Now all we gots to do is take these two chocobos and ride across the swamp.
Red: May I ask as to how the seven of us are going to fit on those two chocobos?
Cloud: Good question...
Somehow our group manages to fit seven people on the two chocobos and set off towards the swamp.
When they got to the swamp they found a big snake impaled on a tree.
Arti: O.O --- major shockage!
Terra: Ew... she walked up to the snake and poked it with her big gun
Tifa: Like, EW! Who could've like, done this?
Cloud: turns to Arti It was you?
Arti: Er.. no.
Barret: )!$&$ 'Effin Sephiroth!
Arti: This place is smelly.
Aeris: Where should we go now?
Arti: I thought you read the script.
Aeris: Didn't read this far.
Arti: Oh.. Ask Terra.
Terra who had been too far to hear the past conversation, heard her name and came running.
Terra: Yes?
Red: We wanted to ask you if you knew where we should go next?
Terra: pointed to a cave There!
Aeris: Why there?
Terra: shrugs It's pretty lookin'.
The group sets off from the grim snake scene and sets off into the pretty cave!
TEH END
(Woot for crap endings...)