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Because sticks are good

We find our people sneaking through the tunnels of Junon while Cloud and Terra make their way from the giant electrical tower…thing to where they hear….MUSIC!

Terra: Hey Cloud, I hear music!

Cloud: Where are we? It kinda smells…

As they make their way through some random tunnels where they pop up in SOLDIER locker rooms!

Terra: Ew o.x smelly guy sweat.

Cloud: Um….what's going on?

Random SOLDIER: Who are you! And where did you come from!

Terra: Ummm… pulls out giant gun Alrighty, either tell us what's up or you get yer head BLOWN RIGHT OFF!

Cloud: o.o' Isn't this a little much..?

Terra: Shuddap! This is my forceful negotiation with the enemy!

Random SOLDIER: Ok! Ok! I'll talk! I am gay! I admit it !

Terra & Cloud: TMI! O.O'

Random SOLDIER: Umm…and there's a parade going on?

Terra: That's it! Ok, we don't need you anymore. smack, whomp with the big gun

Random SOLDIER: . eh….

Cloud: How are we gonna get there?

Terra: We get to be in the parade!

Cloud: Dress up again!

Terra: Yup!

They rummage through the lockers to find two, smelly uniforms that fit pretty well. Then they make their way to where the parade was being held. They snuck through the crowd with their pissed off commander & were shoved into line in the parade.

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Rufus: That was great young one!

Terra: thank you Mr. President!

Cloud: That was horrible -.-

Rufus: Because you were so good you ,my dear, get this as a prize! hands her a lifetime pass to chocobo racing as a jockey at the Gold Saucer

Terra: OMG AHHHH! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!

Cloud: Spaz . '

Rufus: And for you lad, for your….er…good performance, this. hands him a stick

Cloud: a…stick….yay…

Rufus: It's a stick fro me! That's worth something!

Terra: Sell it on e-bay!

Cloud: Good idea!

President?! Grr…

Terra: Uh, thank you Mr. President! We'll be going now! '

Grabbing Cloud they quickly jump onto a nearby boat & head out to sea…

They find everyone else puking over the side from being so seasick (I'm feeling it too!) & start a random search sequence!

2 hours later….

Jenova music!

Cloud: Sephiroth is here! busts through the door

Sephy is standing on a large….vessel type thing laughing evily. Terra's eyes widen as she sees him.

Sephy: MWAHAHAHA cough …..HAHAHA!

Arti: Crap. I feel a boss battle coming….

Terra:……….

Sephy: notices Terra ….you! How'd you get here!

Tifa: Like, OMG! You, like, know her & some junk?

Sephy: Know her? She's my sister!

DUN DUN DUN!

Everyone: GASP!

Terra: you….you left me…how could you?

Sephy: Mum always liked YOU best! It wasn't fair! She always brushed you hair &gave you pretty clothes…I never got the attention!

Cloud: Pretty clothes? O.o'

Barret?#! fruit!

Aeris: wow…

Terra: You were the troublemaker! That's why she didn't like you! At least I can destroy a word! You just say it but you never do it!

Sephy: Stop! You're hurting my feelings! T.T

Aeris: Awl…look! He's crying!

Terra: You wimp! PANSY!

Sephy: Shut up! Jenova! throws a piece of Jenova at them!

BOSS BATTLE!

Afterwards…

Everyone: I can't belive they're siblings!

Tifa: Like, omg! What a twist in the like, plot stuff!

Terra: Stupid brother…ugh, pain in the ass -.-

Aeris: Your brother is hot! droolArti: Spare me .

Terra: Ewww! ;

Red: He seems…like a cry baby.

Barret?!# who effin' cares! Lets get off this damn boat!

Everyone hops off the boat to the beachy town of Costa Del Sol!

Terra&Tifa&Aeris: Time to tan!

Barret: #! I already am!

Cloud: Soccer!

Arti: Ugh…end! -.-

Fin!

Author Bio stuff!

Name: Erin a.k.a StickeyNoteninja a.k.a Arti
Age: 17 (One day I'll be 18...)
B-day: November 3rd
Blood Type: The type laced with Mountain Dew
Favorite FF Character: Reno/Vinny/Sephy/Seifer
Other Info: Um . I think I started this story….but it's been so long I really don't remember it ;