-1Part 7

Cuz I'm a BARD!

We now find our seasick heroes on the bright beach town of Costa Del Sol! Yay!

Cloud: Soccer! runs off brandishing his stick

Red: I suppose I should keep an eye on him. sighs and follows him

Tifa&Terra&Aeris: Tanning time!

The three girls had magickly changed into swimsuits all Sailor Moon style and joinx.

Arti: Ick…sunlight…

Terra: Yer comin with us!

She grabs Arti and the four of them run towards the beach.

Barret: $&?

The four girls appeared on the semi-deserted beach.

Aeris: blinks Where is everyone?

Terra: Does it matter?

Just then they noticed two little groups of people: Reno and Rude sulking in the corner and a small group of tiny-bikini-clad women huddled around a half nekkid Hojo.

Arti: Reno! glomps him and latches herself to his waist

Reno: Damn…

Terra&Aeris: Eeeewwwwww…..

Tifa: Like……ew!

Just then Red came running in with Cloud right behind him.

Red: He hit me in the head with a soccer ball! T-T

Cloud: I didn't mean to!

Aeris: Poor kitty! pets Red

Cloud: What are you doing here! points in the general direction of the TURKS and Hojo&

Hojo: Eh?

Reno: grumbles Y'all are crazy…

Barret: appears out of nowhere I pity th' foo'!

Hojo: Riiiiight….sneaks away

Terra: So…where do we go next?

Barret: My place, $&!

Cloud: Well then….let's go!

Reno&Rude: ….leaves

Arti: He left me again…T-T

WORLD MAP TIME!

Terra: Now…where are we?

Barret: My place, $&?

Tifa: Like, this place is, like, a dump!

Red: I do have to admit that this place is slightly…trashy.

Random Guy: You 'effed up our place.

Cloud: What did you do!

FLASHBACK TIME!

dodedo

END FLASHBACK!

Barret: cries like a baby

Terra: Wow… .

Aeris: Yea…on to the Gold Saucer!

Terra: Yay! Chocobo Racing!

Barret: still crying

Cloud: Yay! Chocobos!

Arti: Yay?

Tifa: Like, OMG!

Arti: sighs

Barret: End it, -!&

FIN

Yup…really short…deal! .