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Chocobos!
Our heroes head on that cart thing to the Gold Saucer! Terra is ecstatic and jumping off of the walls because of the thought of Chocobos, Aeris and Tifa are clinging to Cloud fighting over who gets a date wit him while Red tries to clam Barret down from his crying fit. Arti reviews the script to see what's next:
Barret?!#& still crying like a baby
Red: It'll be ok. Really…
Tifa&Aeris: cat fight
Terra: Chocobos Kweh! .
Arti: Temple of the Ancients…chic dies….nuclear holocaust? Umm…
Cloud: Can't….breathe…T-T
Barret?!# we're here!
Terra: AHH! Come on Cloudy! grabs Cloud and zooms off to the Chocobos
Arti: Wow o.o;
Tifa&Aeris: Like, OMG! He's mine!
Red: I say we explore.
Explore!
Tifa: Ahh! We didn't steal it!
Guard Guy: Yeah, sure, you suspicious-looking main-character people!
Aeris: We didn't do anything!
Barret: #? Get yer hands off me!
Cloud: But my 4th level limit break! I was so close! T-T
Terra: Ahh! whips out her big gun No one move!
Arti: Omg! Don't provoke her! I'm telling you dude, don't do it.
Guards: That's a really big gun .
Red: Here we go again…
BOOM
Our heroes fall into the desert-prison-type place and need to race Chocobos to get their asses free!
Terra: I'll do it!
RACE!
Jockey: Damn, we got our asses kicked! O.o;
Terra: Yah, I so kicked their asses.
Cloud: I didn't know you were good at sports.
Red: That was quite impressive.
Barret: &#! Can we leave!
Aeris: I found this thingy! It has a label on it…"Key to the Temple of the Ancients"…made in…China?
Tifa: Like, omg…maybe we should, like, go there and some junk?
Arti: Not yet, that's later in the script.
Chocobo: Kweh! .
Terra: Ahh! cling
Red: Another member of our party? It looks tastey…
Barret: Wtf! We're not taking a chicken!
Terra: Dun eat my birdie! pulls out the gun
Red: Eh…o.o;
Chocobo: Wark! X.x
Terra: What's the ticking?
RANDOM EXPLOSION
Chocobo: Fin! .