-1Part 9
IT"S A SNAKE!…..not really
Our group now finds themselves at…a BROKEN REACTOR! Yay!
Cloud: Ooo! Summon materia!
Summon: …rawr…
Arti: Yay?
Terra: It's so….enthusiastic…
A Voice: Hey! I'm stuck! Help…now!
Aeris: Eh…?
Tifa: Like, OMG? The reactor's, like, talking!
Red: --; sighs
Terra: Let it out…
Cloud pokes at the reactor with his stick and a cat on a big fat moogle thing pops out.
Cloud: X.X
Thing: Thanks! bounces I'm Cait Sith!
Arti: What are you?
Chocobo: Kweh!
Cait Sith: I'm a fortune teller! I'll tell your fortune! dances around until a piece of paper pops out of the moogle's mouth It says…Bob…
Tifa: Like, OMG!1!11!
Terra: Wow…
Red: We should really get moving along.
Our heroes continue on the path around the reactor when they come upon the TURKS.
Arti: Yay! glomps and latches onto Reno
Reno: Damnit!
Barret: Watch yo' mouth, $&!
Cait Sith: Ooh! I could tell your fortune too!
Rude: …
Cloud: You're so shiny….tell me why!
Chocobo: Kweh?
Rude: …no.
Cloud: Awl… T-T
Tifa: Like, omg! You, like, made him cry.
Rude: …
Aeris: huggles Cloud
Reno: Uh…why do y'all have a bird following y'all around?
Terra: MINE!
Chocobo: WARK!
Arti: Uh…
Cloud: I will smite the evil shiny man 'cuz he won't tell me why he's so shiny! brandishes his stick at Rude
Rude: …
Reno: Wow…I'm leavin'.
They leave.
Arti: T-T
Terra: pets
Cloud: We mush give chase!
They follow the path some more until they get to a burnt looking little town.
Aeris: This place is odd…
Crazy Old Lady: WhErE iS mY zAcK!
Arti: O.o
Crazy Old Lady: TeLl Me NoW!
Aeris: Um…
Crazy Old Lady: WhEeEeRe Is He? GiVe BaCk NoW! I CoMmAnD yOu!
Terra: Go away! pulls out the big gun and blows them all the way to Cosmo Canyon
Fin
wheeeeee
