-1Part 9

IT"S A SNAKE!…..not really

Our group now finds themselves at…a BROKEN REACTOR! Yay!

Cloud: Ooo! Summon materia!

Summon: …rawr…

Arti: Yay?

Terra: It's so….enthusiastic…

A Voice: Hey! I'm stuck! Help…now!

Aeris: Eh…?

Tifa: Like, OMG? The reactor's, like, talking!

Red: --; sighs

Terra: Let it out…

Cloud pokes at the reactor with his stick and a cat on a big fat moogle thing pops out.

Cloud: X.X

Thing: Thanks! bounces I'm Cait Sith!

Arti: What are you?

Chocobo: Kweh!

Cait Sith: I'm a fortune teller! I'll tell your fortune! dances around until a piece of paper pops out of the moogle's mouth It says…Bob…

Tifa: Like, OMG!1!11!

Terra: Wow…

Red: We should really get moving along.

Our heroes continue on the path around the reactor when they come upon the TURKS.

Arti: Yay! glomps and latches onto Reno

Reno: Damnit!

Barret: Watch yo' mouth, $&!

Cait Sith: Ooh! I could tell your fortune too!

Rude: …

Cloud: You're so shiny….tell me why!

Chocobo: Kweh?

Rude: …no.

Cloud: Awl… T-T

Tifa: Like, omg! You, like, made him cry.

Rude: …

Aeris: huggles Cloud

Reno: Uh…why do y'all have a bird following y'all around?

Terra: MINE!

Chocobo: WARK!

Arti: Uh…

Cloud: I will smite the evil shiny man 'cuz he won't tell me why he's so shiny! brandishes his stick at Rude

Rude: …

Reno: Wow…I'm leavin'.

They leave.

Arti: T-T

Terra: pets

Cloud: We mush give chase!

They follow the path some more until they get to a burnt looking little town.

Aeris: This place is odd…

Crazy Old Lady: WhErE iS mY zAcK!

Arti: O.o

Crazy Old Lady: TeLl Me NoW!

Aeris: Um…

Crazy Old Lady: WhEeEeRe Is He? GiVe BaCk NoW! I CoMmAnD yOu!

Terra: Go away! pulls out the big gun and blows them all the way to Cosmo Canyon

Fin

wheeeeee