Monkey

A:n/ Well, it's just Aoki this time! Yep, chapter TWO! (Does happy dance) Oh, and if your wondering, other chatacters shall come in within the next two chapters, such as Sky's 'brothers'. All... Okay never mind I lost count at about 'every male on the face of the earth'. (Rolls eyes) And this chapter, it includes Shina! Heh heh... Shina is probebly the most loved character, but she doesn't come up to often. Only with her 'stalkee' Shino. Poor, POOR Shino. -.-;;;

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I wish I owned Hayate, Obito, Sasuke, and Itachi. I am a fan of uke people. Anyway, the only characters I do own so far are Sky, Shina, and Sachi. The 'S' squad! Super Stupid! XD No, no... Sky is an A+ student, except in english, where Kakashi begs to fail her. Okay, on topic now, I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Naruto collapsed into the worn-out couch in the teacher lounge and tried to wipe some sweat from his forehead. He had spent FOUR HOURS trying to place all of Sachi's stuff into the room. Sky, being ever so organized, had everything she would need for the entire YEAR in three bags... And her light blue 'Hello Kitty' messenger bag she had owned since she was sixteen. Sachi, being ever so rough with her belongings, needed six suitcases and three bags full for her CLOTHES. He sighed and tackled the bottle of water Sky gave to him, chugging it all down in under ten seconds.

"I call that skill." The younger girl grinned, taking the emtey water bottle from the tall blonde.

"I call it 'Sachi's luggage'."

"I call it 'You missed a bag'."

"Leave me to die... PLEASE!"

Sky crossed her arms and stared at her freakishly tall, female friend. "You can get the last bag yourself. I think Naruto-kun has had enough of dragging around your hang-over medicine. SUITCASES full of it!"

Sachi rolled her jade eyes and left to grab her last bag. Sky joined Naruto on the couch and grinned. Naruto was tall now. He totally grew during the last two years. Patting his fluffy blonde hair, she tackled him into the couch and executed her perfect fox grin. Learned from the one and only 'Fox' himself, Naruto.

"Sorry. Sachi doesn't do work if she doesn't have too. I guess she's just kind of, Sachi, like that. Anyway, how have you been? One whole summer seems like a long time... I guess I felt like that being with my own gender might do me some good." She laughed nervously and looked out the door. "Well, Sachi is more of a male than most MALES are."

"No kidding." Naruto laughed, pulling himself up-right again. "I think in a manly contest, she might even beat me... Might." The tall male patted Sky on the head, and a light blush came to her face. "Hm... What is it?"

"Oh, it's nothing! I just haven't seen you in a long time. Guess I got use to having my own space."

Sachi dragged her last, HUGE bag into the room and toppled over, almost hitting her face on the table, just skimming the side.

"FUCK! My face!" She yelled, holding below her eye. Sky rushed over, pulling some band-aids out of her messenger bag, the 'Hello Kitty' one she ALWAYS carried around. Naruto watched as Sky took a look at the scrape on Sachi's face, carefully wiping some blood off and placing the bandage across the mark.

'Hm... She always does that for everyone.' He blinked, thinking as far back as he could remember... Which wasn't to far. 'For me... A LOT... First aid on track days, children, even the littlest cuts on people... She's just kind of- Like that. Caring...'

"-uto?"

"HEY! DUMB-ASS!" A cold voice blasted into his ear, forcing him back into reality and his hands to his ears.

"Dear GOD my ear! Deaf!"

"SACHI!" Sky yelled at her over-grown friend.

"What?"

Naruto layed down in his bed after another four hours of unpacking. He was happy to be done, but of all the people, of ALL the people, why did he have this person as his roomate?

Aburame Shino...

Naruto will NOT sleep well tonight. Shino creeped him out more than horror movies, and Naruto felt as if he was always watching him behind the glasses. Which he probebly didn't, but it was AMAZINGLY creepy none the less. Especially at night, where he might kill him in his sleep. So, Naruto decided tonight, he won't.

'Creepy...' He whinned, inwardly crying to himself.

Sky smilled as she jumped onto her couch. The tour and such had gone particularly well untill they reached the greenhouse where Kiba suddenly started sneezing and coughing, and everntually had to be taken to the hospital over-night. The tour continued for the rest of the students, but it ended quicker than it should have, without them knowing half the school.

'Glad I know all my class rooms though!' She grinned, pulling the cover up to her face. 'And I get my real room tomorow!'

While Sky was particularly happy about the way things were going, Sachi wasn't. Why? There where three reasons...

1. NO SAKE! She hadn't had ANY sake today.

2. Most of her classes were on the side of the campus they HADN'T gone to.

3. Compared to even the teachers, she was STILL freakishly tall. Dammit.

She glared at the cushion, trying to set it ablaze with her firey stare, then outside. An odd ruffle of the trees made Sky and Shino, despite being in different rooms, shoot up at the same time. Sachi and Naruto both glanced over at their friends, and Shino instantly grabbed a pre-packed suit case, and dashed for the door, while Sky grabbed a folded up piece of paper.

"Whatever you do Naruto, if some really annoying STALKER of mine comes in, don't tell her where I went."

"Where are you going?"

"Not telling."

Sky turned on the computer and quickly set up a web cam, typing in someones e-mail and pressing enter. Shino, thought in his room just hours ago, was now sitting in a chair in a new school altogether.

"So... Think you might escape her this time?"

Another odd russle in the trees brought a girl smashing through the second story window, and a banner, which up till now had not been there, flying down behind her, and in BIG BOLD printing read-

"HELLO SHINO!" The girl yelled.

"Oh god... It's Shina." Sky whispered, shuting off the web cam.

Shina had fairly short, brown hair and amber eyes. Her original name had been Amber, but now everyone just called her Shina, because she had been in Shino's group for a while in elementary school, and has been his stalker ever since. She was quite stupid, which explained why she got along so well with animals. She was the only thing dumber than themselves.

Amber looked worriedly from side to side, then at the blue haired girl standing beside her computer. (( Oh, and if your wondering about Sachi, she just had a heart attack and is currently having a rather large, shaky seizure on the floor. Nothing to worry about. (Laughs)))

"Is Shino not here?" Amber asked softly, still looking for her 'love'.

Her web cam turned itself on again, and into the screen popped Shino. He gasped and ducked, keeping from Ambers line of view. "Uh no... But I have his address right here. He said he would be waiting for you. His university, dorm, dorm number, phone number. Underwear size-"

"Really?" She asked, eyes glittering with joy.

"Yep, he said he would be waiting for you." Sky grinned evily, passing 'Shina' the paper.

"THANK YOU!" She screached before jumping through her broken second-story window.

Shino almost burned a hole through her computer screen using the sheer hate of her giving even his UNDERWEAR size to his stalker.

'I'm going to kill you-'

'SHINO!'

Shino shot to his, by Sky's view, left side, and out-stretched his arms in defense. Letting out a petrified 'NOOOOOO!' The screen turned to static, and Sky let out a sigh. Only because of Shina will Shino scream like a girl... Or scream and talk constantly at all.

Sachi coughed and picked herself off the floor, eyes wide in terror.

"What the FUCK was that?"

"That was love..." Sky sighed happily, Shino AGAIN appearing on her screen, Shina's arms glued around his shoulders.

"And this is war..." He glared through his black, now cracked, sun glasses.