Well well well you thought you could get away didn't ya? But you didn't did you? Now you have to deal with me. Do you know what I'm gonna do to you? No? Well you'll have to find out, now won't you?

Minime: Who the hell are you talking to?

Anaru: Uh? -yawn- What are you talking about? And where did the blue baboon go with my cheese?

Minime: Um no more planet of the apes movies for you before bed... Um here's the fifth chapter!

Anaru: GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESE YOU BANANNA EATING FREAK!

Minime: You said your brothers are idiots? My sister is an idiot...

Chapter Five: So Far So Good

It's been two weeks since Rei came to the school, and let me tell you he and the rest haven't made it easy for the teachers or principle. They are now sitting in his office, because Kai set Ms. Fuu the language teacher's wig on fire. Rei took the screws out of the math's teachers chair. Max flooded the science room. Tyson took the librarians teeth when she took them out. Shiki put worms and night crawlers in the principle's lunch. Shinori put itching powder in all of the teachers food, and trust me when you eat itching powder it isn't really all that funny. (Minime: You should know! Third grade you thought it was sugar! Anaru: Shut up!) They had been sitting there for at least twenty minutes before Mr. Dumbbar came in (that will be the principle's name for now on)

"I'm very disappointed in you six. Especially you Mr. Kon you only been here for what? A week! And you already have a bad reputation in my school!" he scowled.

"Um... actually it's been two weeks." he corrected. Mr. Dumbbar glared at him.

"What do all of you have to say about the trouble you've caused? And no smart comments from you Mr. Kon." he said.

"Well you could try using something called toothpaste." Tyson said.

"And floss wouldn't hurt either." Kai added.

"Have you heard of deodorant?" Max said.

"Or AXE body spray it's a lot stronger." Shinori said smirking.

"Oh! Oh! And you have a big booger on your ugly mustache!" Shiki chirped. By then Rei was rolling around on the ground in laughter. Mr. Dumbbar grew red in anger.

"THAT"S IT! GET OUT! ALL OF YOU!" he yelled you could see steam coming out of his ears. They all hurried out the door laughing.

"Bye Mr. Gay bar!" Shiki said before slamming the door shut.

"Man! Hahaha! Did you see the look on his face! Hahaha!" Tyson said laughing.

"I have to admit this is the first time I actually had fun." Kai said chuckling.

"Yay! That was fun!" Shiki chirped.

"I wonder how much longer he can stand us." Shinori said.

"Depends on what we do." Max said. Rei finally stopped laughing.

"Let's see what have we've done so far?" he asked.

"The thing with the paint two days ago." Kai said.

(Flashback)

They were in art class when Rei picked up the blue paint and threw it at the back of the teachers head. It splattered all over the chalkboard and his head. He turned around red with rage.

'WHO THREW THAT!" he yelled wiping some paint from his face. Rei and the others bust out laughing.

"PAINT FIGHT! YAY!" Shiki squealed throwing paint at the teacher hitting him dead in the mouth.

(END FLASHBACK)

"I didn't like that one that much it took me twelve hours to get all of that paint out of my hair!" Shiki whined.

"Hn They didn't even touch me." Shinori said proudly.

"I wouldn't have touched you neither, you threaten to rip off head or their family jewels!" Tyson said covering his little friend. Shinori just 'hmped'

"What about when we set the principle's car on fire!" Max said.

"Actually... that was kind of an accident..." Rei said looking at the ground.

"That was a funny ass accident!" Tyson said laughing.

(FLASHBACK)

"I am soooo bored!" Shiki whined for the thousandth time since they've been outside.

"If you don't shut up you won't be here to be bored!" Shinori threaten making her eyes glow red. Shiki stayed quiet.

"Meanie." she pouted.

"Some recess..." Rei said in a bored tone. Kai and the others nodded in agreement. They sat there quiet before Rei yelled

"I got a idea! How about we write graffiti on the teachers cars! That'll increase our chances of getting kicked out, and plus it's boring as hell!" he said with his childish grin. (he's going to be making a lot of those just to let you know!)

"Yes! Finally! Let's do it!" Tyson said walking towards the teachers lot.

"We have one little problem genius, we don't have any paint." Shinori pointed out.

"She's right..." Max agreed disappointed.

"Who said we were going to use paint?" Kai said walking up to one of the cars, and burning 'Bunji is for boogies' on the side.

"See! Everything is settled!" Rei chirped changing his hand into his claws and scratching "Mr. Dumbbar works at a gay bar" into it.

"Come on! Forget these cars let's do Mr. Gay bars I mean Mr. Dumbbar's car!" Shiki said running over to his. They followed her.

"Heh this is going to be good." Kai said making a little flame in his hand.

"Yea- a-a-a-Achoo!" he sneezed and then farted causing the flame Kai had to blow forward like a torch, thus setting Mr. Dumbbar's car on fire.

(END FLASHBACK)

"HAHAHA! That was priceless! HAHAHA!" Tyson said rolling on the ground gripping his sides. Rei blushed in embarrassment.

"Shut up Tyson!" he yelled still blushing.

"Aw come on Rei! You couldn't tell that wasn't funny!" Max said laughing along with the others.

"Oh yea! What about when Tyson got his butt stuck in the air vent, after we snuck into the teachers lounge and put the itching powder in their lunches!"

(FLASHBACK)

"This is going to be funny as hell!" Shinori said laughing.

"Yea!" Max, Kai and Tyson said at the same time.

"I can't wait until lunch!" Rei said as they crawled through the vent.

"Are we almost out of here?" Shiki whined.

"Yea it's right ahead." Rei said as they came to the end of the vent. He climbed out, then it was, Kai, Max, Shinori, Shiki, and Tyson but he got caught. The all started to walk away.

"Hey you guys! Don't leave yet! I'm stuck!" he cried upside down hanging from his butt. They all turned around and stared at him. Then the busted out into a fit of laughter. Tyson grew red with embarrassment.

(END FLASBACK)

They were all laughing except for Tyson.

"Oh shut up..." he pouted. "Enough with the flashback's! What are we gonna do next to get kicked outta this stupid school?"

"It's Shiki's turn to make up a plan this time." Rei said turning to Shiki.

"YAY! It's my turn it's my turn! It's so my turn!" she sang.

"Shiki just shut up, and tell us your plan." Shinori said annoyed.

"You just told me to shut up, how can I tell you if I'm suppose to be quiet?" she asked confused.

"Just tell us the damn plan!" she yelled.

"Okay! Okay!" she sang. "We're going to need lot's and lot's of salt!" she said running down the hall to the lunchroom.

"Salt?" They all asked.

Wanna know what Shiki's crazy plan is!

Minime: Wait for the next chapter!

Anaru: Read and review!