A/N:
Aoki: Well, I just came back from Anime North! ((Squee)) I saw a Shino and Hinata cosplayers, and I stalked them for a while they were so cute... Well, Shino was cool, and hot, but Hinata was adorable! ((Fangirl scream)) Eeee! XD
Anoki: Well... Finally, chapter three. This chapter is... Uh... Well, random. The actually story line hasn't even come up yet! Well, it will start in chapter 4, don't worry. ((Deep breath))
Aoki and Anoki: DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto...
Aoki: Though I wish I owned Hayate... His voice is the smex! And Hayate is SO COOL!XD
Anoki: ((Plastering pictures of Orochimaru's voice frequency on the wall)) And I wish I could listen to his voice.
Both: If only we owned Naruto...
The sun peeked over the horizon, shining merrily through the open window of the teacher's lounge where Sachi and Sky slept, Sachi on the couch, stretched out with her knees over the arm of the couch, her head on the other arm, and Sky curled up on the armchair, as small as possible.
Now because of how Sachi was sleeping outwardly, and Sky was sleeping inwardly, the sun affected the taller woman more than the blue haired one. And Sachi, being Sachi and not having had her morning sake, food, or a shower that morning since the sun rudely woke her up, did the only Sachi-like thing she would do.
She got up, grabbed a shoe that had been missing its partner since she met Sky, which was years ago, walked up tiredly to the window, opened it, and with all her strength and might, threw the shoe at the sun, watching it fly in the air for a while. She felt Sky shift, don't ask how she felt it, she's skilled like that. Anyhow, she felt the smaller girl shift and wake up, then walk over to her, and look out the window with her, the shoe still flying high towards the sky.
"You threw a shoe at the sun."
"I threw a shoe at the sun."
A silence fell between them for a while, and Sky shook her head and blinked, still watching the shoe fly. "It's not falling yet."
"I think it might make it this time."
"Ooh."
Meanwhile, up in the vast emptiness of the solar system, towards that rather large ball of gas called the sun, a new entry fly towards it, still at great speeds. It was Sachi's lone shoe, going towards it final destination.
Finally, it hit the sun with a sizzle, and a heat bubble formed, before quietly popping, doing no damage at all.
On earth, Sachi and Sky saw the sun pop, and clapped. "World record."
"We really need to call those guys."
"We're lazy assess."
"Right. Get your morning cereal and your cup of sake Sachi."
"You made me breakfast?" Sachi asked in surprise.
"Yes, now eat, you freak."
"YAY!"
Sachi walked...Okay, ran towards the other side of the school with her Math textbook and binder, cursing every god under the sun that had taken minimal damage from her shoe that morning. It was raining, though it was sunny an hour ago-- 'Damn weather man...I'LL STRANGLE HIM WITH A SHOELACE!' --, she couldn't find a pair of socks that morning so she was in her sneakers in bare feet, which felt...Weird...And whatcoiuld beworse?
The subject wasMATH.
Now, Sachi was practically a genius. Let's actually CALL her a genius, if we will. We will, won't we? Anyways...So, you would think Math would be a snap to her...RIGHT?
Ahem. No. WRONGO. Math teachers signed this contract to always hate Sachi Itsumi, she swore to all the gods under the blasted sun. But of course, Sachi's theories are usually bullshit. Oh well.
Bursting into the Math and Science building, she ran through the halls like a madwoman/giant, and jumped into the classroom just as her name was called. "HERE!" She shouted, falling into a seat and panting tiredly. "Here."
The teacher looked at her, then snorted. "Good. Here's your schedule, we're required to give them to you. And Ms. Itsumi...Never be late again."
SEE? What did she tell you? ALL Math teachers hated her!
Sachiglanced down at her schedule, and rose an eyebrow at the Math and Gym teachers' names...Conveniently the same man...
Shite, Jacobs. Last name pronounced 'Shit'.
Covering up her need to laugh, a tear formed at the corner of her eye as she grabbed her stomach, quickly gaining control again.
"You're joshing me."
"Excuse me?" Mr. Shite asked, looking at her with a raised eyebrow. "I don't understand."
"You're jerking me around! Your name can't be Shit!"
He glared at her, and she shrunk back into her seat.
All math teachers and gym teachers hated her...
Sky, to say at the least, was having a much better day. It seemed that her first class was Geography, not one of her best subjects. But she had a really nice teacher that helped her out named Mrs. Belldandy. Now wasn't that just such a sweet name? Yes. Yes it really, really was.
She sighed softly as she looked at some of her classes, raising an eyebrow at the gym teacher's name. Shite...Hmm...
She then practically gagged when she saw her English teacher's name. Ohh...Sachi wouldn't be happy about this...
Unless, Sachi conveniently forgot about he man she swore to hate forever and the man that Sky made a bet with a few years ago...Oh...My... We can only hope. Pray to God, and cover ourselves in lucky rabbit's feet.
She sighed, hitting her head on the desk, and was promptly poked in the side by someone who's aura screamed, 'QUEEN OF SHY'. Looking up with tired blue eyes, she looked into a nervous pair of pale, PALE lavender eyes. "Umm...H-hello...I'm Hinata Hyuuga.." She introduced herself in the softest voice imaginable. And Sky's first reaction?
SHE WAS SO CUTE! She wasn't to glomp her...But that would seem slightly psychotic...So instead, she opted for introducing herself. "I'm Sky Midori. It's nice to meet you, Hinata-chan."
"Y-you too, Sky-san." She said, bowing her head a little. AH! So the girl was an otaku as well? It looks like she made a new best friend! Sky always loved meeting people who knew anything at all about Japan. "Um... Neji-onii-kun said to ask you about finding where the Otaku club was... And, um... Can you show me please? I can understand if you don't have time..." Hinata asked shyly, playing with her fingers.
"Oh I'd love to!" Sky quickly agreed. "Neji and I have been friends for years! I'll show you to it after class. It starts at 3pm, so we'll meet back at the door to geo class at 2:30 so we have lots of time, okay?"
Hinata just nodded shyly and walked of with a tiny smile on her face. Sky wanted to scream out 'SO CUTE!' and go tackle her, but alas, she had some manners. Not many though.
It was lunch. Sachi thanked whatever god made up lunch as she dragged herself to the courtyard, looking for Sky...
Only to see her surrounded by a multitude of people. Of course, Sachi wasn't fazed by this. Oh, no, not at all. Quite used to it, actually.
Sky Midori was a people magnet. She was so likeable and friendly and polite and she had the best personality. She was like a fallen angel from earth, sent to cleanse people of their sins, and Sachi always felt honored to have such a wonderful person as her best female friend.
And the thing about Sky? She didn't mean to attract people to her. It was like in her aura or something. It screamed, 'I'M A NICE PERSON. LOVE ME!' And many people did. Sachi was proud to announce she was her 'big sister'. Her only one, in fact. She had a million older brothers, and every single one of them, including Sachi, was very overprotective of Sky. And if anyone hurt Sky, they would hurt Anyone. So whoever is named Anyone...You're screwed.
Sachi plopped down next to Sky, and grabbed her sandwich, smirking at her as the people around her sized her up, then noticing her size, accepting and feared her tallness. "So, I hear Shino declared war on you."
"You were there."
"I know, but I've always wanted to say that. So, shall I be peacekeeper, or be in your troops?"
"You're second in command."
"Sweet deals." She bit into the sandwich, then looked at her. "So, I'm gonna tutor in your English class. Since I've technically already graduated college, or I was supposed to, if it hadn't been for my Math and Gym marks, so Tsunade-sama is letting me skip out on some classes that I rock in, and tutor. I'm in the English and Arts tutoring buisness."
"Why Arts?"
"My major is dancing, moron."
"Right, right..." Sky then looked at her. "You know who the English teacher is?" Sky asked nervously, picking up Hinata's habit of playing with her fingers nervously.
"No..."
"Uhh...Hatake Kakashi."
"... ... ...What?"
"It's...Kakashi-san."
"Your fucking kidding me, right?"
"Um... No..."
"I can't believe that perverted son of a bitch is the ENGLISH TEACHER here! He's stalking me, isn't he? STALKING PERVERT."
"Sachi-chan! Please calm down! You'll burst a vessel!"
"SCREW THE VESSEL!"
"SACHI-CHAN!" Sky threw a random rock at Sachi, and Sachi blinked, calm. The people around Sky and Sachi were quivering in fear.
Sachi Itsumi had a slight problem. She had a really bad case of anger management. In fact, the doctors call it her fairly violent second personality. If given the chance, a weapon, and a cut to make her bleed, she is very capable of murdering someone and no one would ever find the remains. We don't know how, and don't care to find out. We've already lost too many men.
There are two ways to calm her down. Let her kill, or hit her on the head with rocks...There are two other ways, death and sake, but the first two are the more popular choices...Except for sake, which Sky used often, but she didn't have any on her, so she chose the rock.
Sachi sighed, running her long fingers through her black hair, and closed her green eyes tightly, breathing through her nose. "I cannot believe he's here..."
"Nothing'll happen, Sachi-chan...What are you so worried about?"
"Iruka-Daddy has this huge ass crush on him! I haven't seen him yet, and now I know why! IRUKA-DADDY CARES MORE FOR THE PERVERT THAN HIS OWN DAUGHTER!"
"Adopted. And as it should be."
"WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER!"
Sky's just roller her eyes. They suddenly became very glittery at the thought of two MALE teachers hooking up. Lets just say, Sky is a yaoi fan. "Oh my... That would be wonderful if Kakashi loved him back, and they had a romantic affair! And suddenly Iruka's old lover came back and swore revenge on Kakashi... Oh... It would be a perfect romance drama!"
"What the fuck are you on Sky? Kakashi doesn't like Iruka-Daddy that way... Okay, he might, but whatever... Not something we need to care about."
"Oh, really?" Sky sighed, putting her notepad down. "Thats a shame. I could've made millions online with that story."
"Stop being mean to Iruka-Daddy."
Why does Sachi call Iruka-Iruka-Daddy'? Why is she his 'daughter'? That'll be explained in due time.
"Uhh...Hey crazy lady and Sky, sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to invite you guys to come to a festival with me later on in the week?" Naruto asked, popping his blonde head in through the crowd. Sachi looked at him with a deadpan look, and he squirmed. "Your glare...Can KILL."
"Maybe that's because Sachi most likely has more testosterone in her than you do, Naruto-kun, and this is saying something since she trully has none."
"Okay, so that MAY be true. But only may be. I'm the most manliest man I have ever met!"
"You just said you have no testosterone Naruto... I'd say that's an E-5."
"Dammit!" Naruto cursed, pulling out a mirror, and holding it to reflect his face, but still letting Sky and Sachi see him. "How can you be so cruel to someone so sexy?"
"Oh, the vainity." Sachi muttered, shaking her head and not even insulted in the whole testosterone thing. It was, quite possibly true. Sachi was one of the most athletic girls you'll most likely ever meet.
"Speaking of sports!" They so weren't. "I'm gonna go find the volleyball couch."
"That would be Umino-san." Hinata stated quietly, looking at her. 'Sachi-san was so confident...'
"Really? Maybe I should try-out too."
"IRUKA-DADDY!" Sachi hollered, then dashed out of the courtyard towards where her 'Iruka-Daddy Sensors' led her. They never failed her...
"Great...She's gonna go on a sporting binge again, isn't she..." Sky muttered. People stared at her. "Sachi Itsumi will be on every team this year. Don't doubt it."
"Even football?" A male asked.
"She'll kick your ass in it, buddy. Good luck on keeping your balls."
"Eep."
Note: In my class, the males, and myself, Aoki, call it an E-5 when someone disses themselves trying to diss someone else. How did this start you ask? Well...
Kyle: Brandon, when I look at you, it's like looking in a mirror, I see a fag.
Everyone else: ... 'What an idiot...'
Brandon and Karl: E-5.
...It really all started when they played a game on a playstation2 together, and Kyle did something stupid. The code-word for what he did was E-5. So, they used it to insult mainly Kyle. An idiot. ((Laughs))
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Aoki: Authors note number two... Review please! I only have one, and it was two confusing words long! . But thank you SpiralRasengan very much. You will always be in Anoki and Aoki's hearts as our first fan. ((Tackle glomp)) THANK YOU! ((Cries)) But yes, reviews get special recognition here, so review, and be LOVED by me! What more could you ask for?
Anoki: To be loved by someone else?
Aoki: That wasn't nice... ; ; ((Sniff))