And Shino killed everyone.

The end.

A/N: Aoki: Yes... Shino got so ticked at Shina for stalking him for five years now... ... So he killed everyone. Ha ha, you suck. No, I kid, I kid. Now, remember how I said the plot line would come up? Well, I decided it hasn't. Wait a few ((More like a few hundred)) chapters for the plot line. Anyway, Anoki is in the A/N at the end of the chapter. Don't worry until she has an asthma attack.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I DON'T own Naruto. I DON'T see a POINT in putting this EVERY time!

'Sasuke-sama! Wait up! Ah!'

'Sometimes, you're such a dork. Here, take my hand...'

'I'm sorry Sasuke-sama.'

'Don't worry, and it's just Sasuke, okay?'

'Okay Sasuke!'

Sasuke slowly woke up to see today it was pouring grey rain. Rubbing his hand, he sighed and fell back onto his pillow again. He hadn't seen the girl, even in his dreams, in a long time. Honestly he almost forgot about her. But she was always in the back of his head, playing with those butterflies in the park they always used to play at. 'Wonder what she's doing' often came to his mind when he remembered her white hair and pink dress. Honestly, that was all he could remember of her. He sighed and got up. Today he really didn't have to do anything, mostly because he didn't want to. He honestly didn't care. He was passing in those gay, rainbow-ish colours everybody used to explain how they were passing with amazing grades. He pulled himself to finally turn off his alarm clock that had been loudly ringing for the past...

Two hours...

Sasuke just kinda gaped at his alarm clock, wondering how someone such as him, who was such a light sleeper, could possibly sleep past his alarm. Especially since Naruto had also been knocking on his door for a good ten minutes too.

"HEY SASUKE-TEME! Get your lazy ass outta bed!"

"Don't lecture me, dobe. Usually, you're the one who sleeps in."

"Well, today, we go shopping like feminine little females!"

Sasuke just stared at Naruto like he was going to kill him, thinking something totally off topic until now.

"How the hell did you open my door? It was locked."

"Not important. It's so trivial. Why do you care?"

"It was my god-fucking door."

"My, my, such a bad mouth. Shall we wash it out with soap?"

"Go near me, and I'll make you into this female in which you speak of acting."

"Oh my. I didn't know you would flow that way."

"OUT! NOW!"

Sachi blinked, while Sky finally finished all her homework from the night before. Sachi didn't care.

"Hey Sky?"

"What?"

"I think our sex was just mocked..."

"Your point?"

"Well, that means you were just mocked."

"Dammit."

Naruto had quite a fun time dragging Sasuke across campus to throw him into his car, while still being able to feel his stomach from all the kicking Sasuke had been doing, trying to wriggle out of Naruto's firm hold. Sasuke wasn't too happy about being dragged into Naruto's car with his pajamas on, but he quickly relaxed when he realized he didn't have to get out of the truck. He stayed uncomfortably in the back seat, glancing out the window to see what Naruto had been doing. Eventually, after two hours, Sasuke started to get a REALLY bad feeling. Not because Naruto could be dead, no, he wouldn't care, and not because his butt was numb, again, no. He felt like something VERY, VERY embarrassing was about to happen.

And it did.

Naruto was practically radiating the aura of, 'He's gonna hate this.' when he left the shop, which coincidentally had no sign on the front door to tell him what Naruto was doing, so Sasuke felt, really, REALLY nervous.

"Oi, Sasuke-teme! Look what I got you!" Grinning like the Cheshire cat.

Sasuke felt the need to become incredibly small, and tried to press himself onto the floor, or as close as he could get in the cramped up truck.

"Check 'em out! Yours is SOOOO cute..." Naruto mocked, pulling out THE MOST EMBARASSING THING EVA.

A yukata...

...Covered in yellow ducks, and light blue flowers. While the background was... Sasuke hissed... Pink...

"You're fucking kidding me."

"Nope! I want you to look as CUTE as humanly possibly during this weekend! My guests of honour will adore you!"

"I don't care about your freaking guests of honour Naruto! I'm NOT wearing that." Sasuke gleamed 'I'm going to kill you slowly.' while still being able to hold his fiery death glare of 'Ultimate-doom-and-destruction'.

"Ouch. That hurt. Now, don't be so hard Sasuke, my friend will simply be crawling all over you in this!"

With a video camera...

"DON'T. CARE. Get me away from that... That thing..."

"Ouch, you hurt its feelings."

"My god Naruto, it's not alive..."

"Aw... He didn't mean that." Naruto continually mocked Sasuke, stroking the silk lovingly. Sasuke's eye just twitched, and he crammed himself into the corner of his seat, as far away from the driver's seat, and the bag, as physically possible.

"Take... Me... Back..."

"Kay!"

He agreed so easily. I am going to die...

Well, it was finally lunch again, and Sachi had just woken up. Sky was quite happy with herself, being able to actually drag herself to her half-day classes, but was quite disappointed when Sachi, being ever so lazy in the morning, decided to skip out.

"Okay!" Sky grinned, placing Sachi in the passenger seat, covered in blankets from head-to-toe, despite already being dressed; Sachi had refused to get out of her warm blankets. "We're going shopping for kimonos! Like the girly-girls we are!"

"We're girly-girls?" Sachi moaned through her cocoon.

"We are for now!"

"…"

"Don't die, okay?"

"…"

"Sachi?"

"Hammered…"

"It all makes sense now! I'll get the hang-over meds!"

It took no time at all to get to the mall, but it took an amazingly long amount of time to get Sachi out of the cocoon and out of the car.

"Sachi… PLEASE get out of the blankets."

"No."

"I'll choose your kimono for you."

"I'm out! I'm out!" She yelled, falling out of her blankets and on to the parking lot floor.

"Good."

Works every time…

It took even longer than Naruto and Sasuke to pick out a kimono for Sachi. Mostly because Sachi… Didn't like any of them. Damn…

"Sachi! We NEED to finish up here! I already have a kimono! And I've tried it on! SIX TIMES! And I have sandals, and a necklace and a CAT…TO GO WITH IT." Sky said, looking at Sachi pleadingly, as she sat there stubbornly, flipping through a magazine.

"Show me another one, please."

"I hate you…SO MUCH." Sky moaned. Sachi nodded and pointed to the kimono rack.

"What about this one?" Sky held up a white kimono with silver patterns. Sachi looked up, and then raised an eyebrow. "What? It stands for purity!" Sachi raised her other brow. "…RIGHT."

Sky then put away the white kimono, and picked up a pink kimono with a yellow pattern of flowers. "What about this one?"

Sachi once again looked up, and then blinked. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

"Why, Sachi! It's a kimono! See?"

"I'm not a retard, dumb ass. I'm talking about the damn colour."

"Uhh…Pink?"

"Now think of what you just said."

"…Point taken."

Sky picked up a third kimono. It was red and blue with frills and strange patterns and was completely HORRENDUS…But Sky was desperate now.

"This one?"

Sachi looked up, and then nearly had a heart attack, falling off of her chair.

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!"

"Ehh…It's one of the last ones! You practically turned down EVERY KIMONO IN THIS SHOP!"

"That thing has FRILLS! FRILLS!"

"Yeah, well, it's not like you're gonna choose anything else!"

Sachi suddenly pulled out a lighter, turning it on. "I'm burning it."

"You tore the blue one! DON'T BURN THIS ONE!" Sky sighed, and then threw the kimono over her shoulder. "That is it. There is ONE LEFT. Like it…Or DIE."

Sky whipped out the last one, the shop owner looking desperate for them to leave. He finally pulled out this thing, willing to give them both their kimonos FOR FREE if they would JUST LEAVE.

The kimono was black with red and green dragons on the skirt and on the back. A collectors item, the shop owner said, just like Sky's rare kimono. It had a red obi, and the sleeves practically dragged the ground. He was going to give them this expensive kimono, and Sky's for free.

Sky's kimono was a light blue with darker blue patterns of what looked to be waterfalls and bubbles. There were dark blue and silver fish 'swimming' around on the long sleeves and the skirt as well.

"Alright, this is the kimono that the owner gave to me for you to try on. What do you think?"

Sachi looked up, prepared to burn anything if necessary, then went wide eyed, jaw dropping, before hearts appeared in her eyes and she tackled Sky to the ground. "YOSH!"

"AH GET OFFA ME!"

One Day Later

"Well, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto said happily, clapping his hands together and rubbing them, as if plotting evilly in that jigsaw puzzle of a brain of his. "I'm driving the special guests of honour, SO, you're gonna hafta drag your OWN ass in your own damn car….To the festival."

Sasuke blinked, then raised an eyebrow raised, a 'What-the-FUCK' look on his face. "You're telling me, dobe, that I have to drive myself, to a festival in TORONTO, after you gave me that HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING KIMONO…As a joke?"

"…Yup."

"I'm going to kill you in your sleep, I swear to God."

Naruto just gave Sasuke a perfectly executed fox grin and waved goodbye. Sasuke just glared at him and turned away. At least Naruto had managed to buy him a relatively bearable yukata. Dark blue with silver moons. Slightly bearable.

Sasuke sighed and got dressed, slipping on the god-forbidden sandals. It was going to be very hard, driving his car, in straw sandals. God dammit.

Sky and Naruto jumped into the front seats of Naruto's truck, while Sachi lay down in the back seat. It was the only way she would fit in this cramped up car of Sachi's DEATH.

Sky had fun with Sachi's hair. A little too much fun. Her hair was in a bun, with strands of hair spiked up around it, with chopsticks holding her hair up. And of course, the two strands of hair framing her face, as usual.

Naruto didn't do anything with his hair. He just wore a silk yukata with blue and orange. His signature colours.

"Just like old times, eh Naruto?"

Sky had her hair up in a ponytail, and then clipped up with a sakura hair clip. Her hair looked like her had brushed it so many times, and was finally perfect and un-frizzed from all the shopping she had to do for Sachi. Like her kimono, her hair resembled the water. Very pretty.

"Oh yes! This is going to be SO much fun! You should've SEEN my friend Sasuke's face when I brought in the prank yukata you made me! Priceless!"

"Ah! Really? He sounds so entertaining! And nice, and charming, and-"

"Okay, painting the wrong picture here! Totally wrong guy!"

"The fuck are you guys talking about?" Sachi moaned, throwing off her sandals. "Fuck those are killing my feet."

"Naruto's friend Sasuke-kun."

"A.K.A. Prince-Stick-Up-His-Ass… The third."

"Ooooo."

"The third?" Sachi asked.

"Long story." Naruto grinned into the rear-view mirror. "God I'm sexy."

"Sachi, can I just agree with him so he'll stop?"

"No."

A/N: Aoki: Cha! Fourth chapter! Laughing And I just watched 'Laughing Shino! Hee hee! It was SO funny! And then I watched a Chouji and Shikmaru AMV about their friendship. Yay! Teh cuteness!

Anoki: WHEE!

Aoki: Yeah, and I'd LOVE to see Sasuke in that pink yukata I made him!

Anoki: Sky made him that. You're Aoki.

Aoki: Shut up! (Smiles)

Anoki: ANYHOW! Guess what makes the world go round?

Aoki and Anoki: REVIEWS!

Aoki: Please send us some! We'll love you FOREVER!

Anoki: Why would they want us to love them? They don't KNOW US.

Aoki: Well then…My Sasuke Plushie will love you! Come on, it's SASUKE!

Anoki: Ooooo.