A/N: Aoki: I told you this chapter would be more entertaining! And just you wait...
Anoki: Next chapter will be insane. Alcohol is so involved.
Aoki: Oohh..
Anoki: And Sachi gets the surprise of her life! AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!
Aoki: Yes they will.
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Naruto had never been so nervous in his life.
"So…What should I wear?" He asked, smiling.
"Well, before you ask me that…YOU SHOULD PICK ME UP."
"…Right. But…My, uhh…Hmm…" He fell silent for a moment in thought.
"Just call it a date, and tell me: When are you GOING TO PICK ME UP?"
Naruto pulled the phone away from his ear for a moment, before talking again. "Well, I only have half an hour until my date…And it takes about fours hours there and back to get Toronto. So…You're kinda screwed. Take a hotel; put it on my bill, if you take the most expensive place there I will gut you. Love ya!" And he promptly hung up.
Sky glared at her phone, scowling. "I'm going to stay at a 20 star hotel, JUST TO MAKE YOU PAY." She grouched, slamming the phone onto the receiver.
"Please be more gentle hanging up the phone." A passing person said. Sky flipped them off when they had walked off, before walking out of the phone booth, looking around the streets.
"Now to find said twenty star hotel."
Naruto sighed as he walked away from the phone, wading through the mess that was his room's floor, and went into his closet, peeking his head in carefully. "Did the monster in my closet go away yet?"
After checking thoroughly for the monster, he grabbed his clothes: a tight sleeveless orange shirt and black skater shorts, then grabbed black sneakers and a random pair of orange goggles. Smiling happily, he went into the bathroom, and slammed the door, making Shino glare at him through his sunglasses, before going back to his blue prints to run across Canada, avoiding Shina at ALL COSTS. He had the money. He had the blue prints. NOW HE NEEDED THE TRAIN TICKETS.
Back to our Hero…Wait, we have a hero? Anyhow, onto our OTHER hero…
Sasuke was in the same position… Sasuke was also nervous.
Unlike Naruto though, he actually dressed for the occasion. A black turtle neck and dress pants, he thought, would better suit a dinner than Naruto's view of a day at the beach. He fidgeted and pulled at his collar as he looked over at a picture of Naruto and himself some fan girl had taken of them at the beach. He grinned at it, and how stupid the dobe looked, and how uncommonly happy he had looked. He hadn't realized it, but Naruto and Sasuke, not to be in third person but… Were actually good friends.
'And hopefully, later we could be-'
Sasuke stopped himself mid sentence, looked at himself in horror, and started bashing his head against the wall. "NO! NO! NOT LIKE THAT! OH. MY. GOD."
"Now Sasuke, what did the wall ever do to you to deserve having your head bashed against it?" A familiar dobe said, and Naruto stopped mid-bash to look over at the door, blinking stupidly. Naruto grinned, waving. "Hi."
Sasuke glared at the blonde dryly, rubbing his forehead as the spot the wall hit, not him, started to bruise. "Hey, are we going or not?" He asked simply, approaching Naruto. "Nice outfit. For a dobe."
"I take slight offense to that, but screw it. We're going somewhere fun for dinner!" He grinned. "Like a sports bar, or a pizza place! I shot gun running up to Chucky Cheeze and molesting the little rat first!"
"Okay… No… Keep me out of your sick fantasies."
"Well, there is one more fantasy I'm sure you won't mind being a part of." Naruto grinned slyly, pressing himself against the brunette. "How about it, you me, tonight, bed?"
"FUCK NO! Naruto you little whore! Go to hell!"
"Ouch. I'm sure Sky won't mind though… She likes my bed."
Sasuke twitched and died a little inside. That chick again? Sasuke just glared at the mental picture he made of her… On Naruto's bed.
Yes readers! Let your minds wander!
Sky: NOOOO! MY DIGNITY! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!
Sky twitched. "Naruto just talked about me that I would probably beat him for." An oncoming sneeze brought her deduction to a close, and she glared at the sky. "NARUTO YOU LITTLE FUCKER!"
She stomped down the streets, flipping off any and all passer-byes that looked at her in any funny way, and she even snarled at a dog. That poor dog will never be the same.
She then smashed open the doors to the train station and made her way to the ticket office, glaring heated white hot daggers at them. They shivered in fear. "One ticket. To Ottawa. NOW."
They gave it to her for free so that they wouldn't die from her glare. Sky had the power like that.
She made a mental note to thank Sachi for teaching her the death glare later.
Sachi was, for some strange reason, hanging around Tenten and Rock Lee, all three of them planning the party Lee was going to have that night. The freakish looking boy looked at the list of groceries, and blinked, looking at Sachi.
"There are a lot of alcoholic beverages on the list."
"Yeah? What of it?" Sachi asked raising an eyebrow. "Have water or pop if you want some nonalcoholic." Lee sighed, nodding, before he went off to buy the groceries. Sachi then leaned back leisurely, rubbing at her nose.
"Someone's thinking of me…"
Kakashi giggled.
Sasuke learned when Naruto and he had gotten to the sports bar, that the blonde had invited all of the other guys as well. So much for their 'date'. Sasuke sighed, closing his eyes, and leaning against the counter in his traditional, 'I look like I'm thinking but I'm actually not, so hah' pose.
Naruto and Kiba were talking to each other about some party that night.
"Yeah, it's going to be this big blowout party; and Sachi's made sure there's alcohol!"
"YEAH!" Kiba pumping his fist into the air and yanking it back down. "Sweet deals, man. Who's the one throwing it?"
"Uhh…Lee."
Utter. Silence.
"WHAT?" And guess who said this?
SHINO!
Not.
It was actually GAARA!
No, not really.
Okay, okay! It was Kiba! God damn…
Sachi sighed as she got into her car, putting on her sunglasses for effect, and pulled out of the student parking lot, going out onto the highway to go to the train station. Stupid Naruto going out on a stupid date with stupid Sasuke and not picking up Sky. Sachi sighed. She hated stupid people, and yet she hung out with…How many?
Sachi rolled her eyes behind her sunglasses, and pulled up into the train station parking lot, turning off the engine and leaning back in her chair as she waited for the azure haired girl.
Sky trudged out of the train station a few minutes later, a black cloud of ultimate DOOM above her little bluenette head. Sachi watched with amused eyes as she threw herself into the passenger's seat, glaring at anyone who walked by her, before she sighed and looked at her from the corner of her eye. "Good morning sunshine."
"Shut. Up."
"Someone's PMSing…"
"No, I'm not…I'm angry."
"Ohh, I'm rubbing off on you."
"GET. TO. SCHOOL. … NOW."
"Ma'am yes ma'am."
"Don't mock me." Sachi mock saluted, then turned on the car, flouring it, and speeding out onto the highway before Sky could yell at her. Sky gripped to her seat, forcing on her seatbelt, and looked up to the sky in prayer, knowing…JUST KNOWING…That they were going to die.
How they would die, she didn't want to think about.
They finally made it back to the school parking lot, Sky shakily getting out and gripping the side of the car while Sachi got out calmly, slamming her door shut and jarring the car, making Sky stumble a little. "MY GOD YOU'RE INSANE."
"Thank you," the giantess said simply, then crossed her arms and rose an eyebrow at her. "We get our room today."
"Sweet deals." Sky said, smirking happily. Sachi nodded, and they both walked into the main building where Tsunade greeted them in her full bosom glory.
"Hello my insane duo who broke every traffic law—including traffic laws in three different continents—getting here! We have got your dorm. Now, there seems to be no free dorms in the girls' dorm, but there are plenty in the boys' dorm!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Sachi then sighed. "That's great for the guys, but what the hell about us?"
"Here's the catch: You'll be staying in the boys' dorm!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"WHAT?"
"WE'RE THROWING A PARTY FOR THE GIRLS, YO!" That was Gaara. No, seriously, it WAS Gaara. Really, we aren't joking this time!
…Okay, you got us, it was Kiba again. God…
Naruto looked up lazily at Kiba, raising an eyebrow. "What about Lee's party?" Kiba blinked, falling into deep thought, which luckily did not make his brain shut down before a light bulb went off near his head.
"How about Lee's party IS the party for the girls!" He said, and then grinned. "See, I'm a genius!"
"How many muscles did you strain?" Shino asked lazily, counting his money for train tickets. He needed to get out of Ottawa fast…Before Shina found him…He had JUST ditched her at Marine Land…On the Ferris Wheel…At the top.
Yeah he jumped off and broke a leg, he was fine though.
"Uhh…Maybe three." Kiba answered stupidly, and then shrugged. "Who cares about muscles though when you're a genius!" The guys all face faulted, then sighed all at once in one big group.
"So why are we throwing a party for the girls?" Sasuke asked, sipping his Coke© quietly. Kiba looked at him as if he were stupid, which was odd in itself because it's usually the other way around, then sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Because…" He started, getting close to Sasuke's face so their noses were almost touching. "We wanna get LAID. Duh."
Sasuke shoved his face away from him groaning and rolling his eyes. He was such a retard…
Naruto laughed, closing his eyes and leaning against the counter. "The real reason is because they're moving into the boys' dorm; Tsunade told me this morning. She should be telling them now."
"TSUNADE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND USE YOUR SKIN AS MY FLOORMAT!"
"It should be going well." Naruto said, looking innocent and sweet. Sasuke sweat dropped and the others just stared, even Gaara, who did nothing in the corner but look at people in that creepy way of his. But that's just Gaara…Being Gaara.
Kiba, meanwhile, was thinking about what he had said, ignoring what Naruto had said after a while…
"Booby pillow."
"The fuck?"
Sachi panted, falling against the floor after having chased around Tsunade for a full out ten minutes, panting as she glared at the retreating figure of the blonde woman, before she groaned, and rolled onto her back, glaring at the sun that had ate her shoe.
Sky walked out, looking down at her, and then sighed. "I've got the keys to our room, and I dragged our bags in there. Let's go."
"Yeah, yeah…"
"So what's the real reason why you want the party to be for the girls, Kiba?" Naruto asked, looking at him. "And if you give the same reply, I will sic Sasuke on you because he looks tense."
Sasuke twitched.
"Ohh, I'm SO SCARED. I'm wetting my pants here."
Naruto and Sasuke stared at him.
"You're probably not toilet trained, mutt."
"Shut up! No one needs to know about that!"
All the guys, even Gaara, scooted a foot away from the dog lover.
"What! I was kidding!"
"Are you sure…?"
"Who has a lie detector on them?"
"The reason I want the party for the girls: I want to see them stinking drunk." Kiba said, sighing.
"Why?"
"…"
"Kiba…"
"So that they'll strip."
Sasuke promptly threw his glass at him.
"OW!"
Sky blinked, looking around. "I think someone portrayed us as whores again."
"Ow…How many times is that now in the chapter?"
"Once for you, twice for me."
"Yikes. You're the celibate, though!"
"I know."
Kiba picked himself off the floor, pulling out a random shard of glass from his skull and ignoring the bleeding, looking at the others and sighing. "What? I'm a growing boy with raging hormones!"
"Did you just hit puberty?"
Kiba stayed silent.
They scooted another two feet away from him.
"You suck man."
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