Old Habits, but Mostly Bad Habits

By: JC Maxwell-Yuy

PS: Before you read this, this contains m/m slash, yaoi implication... well, mostly shonen-ai, and if you don't know what that means or it's not your thing, get out of here! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

and now, please proceed to CRACK!

All his life, Yuki Judai acted on impulses. Whether it be in duels or what kind of flavored bread he wanted for a snack. Though, on his last impulse, he did what could possibly be considered the biggest mistake a male student could ever do at the Duel Academy.

He told Tenjoin Fubuki he liked guys.

"Aniki. You don't look so great." Sho said the morning after the 'mistake' was made.

"Huh?" Judai snapped out of his daze. "Oh, I didn't get much sleep last night."

"Neither did I." Hayato complained. "You were moaning all these incoherent things about your Elemental Heroes."

"I was?" Judai's face turned bright red, remembering his dream.

"Yea, but I heard Wild Jaggyman more times than the rest…" Hayato trailed off as they entered the classroom.

"Ohayo Judai-chan!" Fubuki popped up from under the first row of desks.

"GYAH! Fubuki-san!" Judai jumped. "What are you doing here?"

"Humn… I was thinking I over-reacted yesterday." Fubuki started.

"Over-reacted?" Judai repeated. "You started screaming 'Oh why have you sent me such a child?' to the heavens while hugging me."

"Yes well…" Fubuki opened his mouth to continue, but class was starting, and Professor Chronos wasn't in a good mood.

"DROP OUT BOY AND TENJOIN FUBUKI, STAY AFTER CLASS TO CLEAN NA NO NE!" Chronos screeched.

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"Gimme a break Fubuki-san." Judai groaned as he staggered out of the classroom, tired from sweeping. "Fubuki-san?"

Judai gulped as Fubuki grabbed him by the shoulders and pinned him against the wall.

"All right Judai-chan. Who is it?" Fubuki demanded.

"Who is what?" Judai asked, confused.

"The guy you know, the GUY!" Fubuki slapped his forehead as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Judai's thoughts drifted briefly back to the dreams he had last night before snapping back into reality to face the question that to him was impossible to answer. He shook his head as a slow blush began to creep over his face.

"Have it your way. If you won't tell me that, then tell me about your dreams." Fubuki commanded.

"My dreams?" The blush deepened more as Judai stammered. "I have normal, ordinary… boring dreams."

"Heheheh… that look tells me there's something more." Fubuki smirked. "I have ways of making you talk…"

"Wai… chotto matte Fubuki-san!" Judai cried as Fubuki hefted him over one shoulder and headed for the restroom.

Moments later, Fubuki walked out of the bathroom laughing followed by an embarrassed Judai.

"Oh that's too rich! No wonder you like those cards so much! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Fubuki leaned against the wall, clutching his sides.

"Ne, Fubuki-san. Please don't tell anyone about that." Judai pleaded.

Fubuki stopped laughing, regained his composure. "Of course not Judai-chan. This is a matter of the heart…"

"Thank you Fubuki-san!" Judai ran off.

"So, Judai likes strong men eh? Humn…" Fubuki smiled, and began to plot. Tomorrow was the start of the weekend. "Perfect… "

Misawa Daichi was unaware that he would be another victim of Tenjoin Fubuki…

Meanwhile, Asuka returned to her dorm after her last class to change. As she passed by her brother's dorm room window, she knew something was up. That ominous feeling that she got whenever her brother was plotting something that usually involved him, some poor love-struck fool, and that spandex clad butt wiggling pose he did. Things did not bold well after the maniacal laughter sounded. She could only pray that whoever came to her brother for love advice this time got out of it in one piece… if he/or she was that lucky. Either that, or get Ryo to intervene somehow. Either way, chaos loomed ahead.

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The next day, Fubuki showed up bright and early at the Osiris Red dorm with a large box. Poor Judai was still half asleep as Fubuki emptied and threw the contents over the sleepy Red student's body and then hustled him out the door.

Misawa glanced at his watch, confused. Someone had left a note for him to be near the cliffs at 7 for breakfast. Well, whoever it was, they were late.

"Sorry for the wait." Fubuki stepped out cheerfully carrying a picnic basket with a rope tied to it.

"Fubuki?" Misawa looked confused.

"Good morning sir, I am but the humble soul bringing both your meal and your date." Fubuki set the basket down and grinned. "Pull the rope please."

"Huh?" Misawa blinked, wondering what in the world Fubuki was planning. When he didn't pull the rope, Fubuki yanked it himself, causing a White Magician Pikeru to stumble out of the bushes and land face first at Misawa's feet.

"What is this Fubuuuu…" Misawa turned pink when he saw it was Judai in the Pikeru dress.

"Ano… Misawa… this isn't what it looks like." Judai said, struggling to stand. Fubuki took advantage of Judai's off-balance state to nudge him down… right into Misawa's lap.

"Now have fun you two! TENJOIN!" Fubuki wiggled, and vanished into the brush.

"I keep forgetting what kind of person Fubuki-san is." Judai muttered. "Are you OK Misawa…"

Poor Misawa was out cold. It was then Judai realized that Misawa realized that Fubuki had forced him into Pikeru panties as well. And with the wind blowing against the cliffs gave Misawa a couple seconds of fan service before his heart gave out.

"OI! MISAWA! WAKE UP! MISAWA!"

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From his vantage point, Fubuki cursed silently. "Gah! Misawa was obviously not manly enough for Judai. I know! I'll get someone stronger… more manly… more…"

"I think you'd better stop Fubuki." Kaizer Ryo gently rapped his friend's head with his fist. "Haven't you tortured the freshmen enough?"

"But Ryoooo! Judai-kun needs his big strong man!" Fubuki whined.

"He's got plenty of those in that deck of his." Kaizer sniffed. "You need to stop meddling."

"RYOOO-CHAN! LEMME GO!" Fubuki cried as Kaizer dragged him back to the blue dorm. "MY MISSION ISN'T DONE YET!"

"It is now." Kaizer sighed. His best friend had the nastiest habit ever. Honestly.

--- Fake End ---

Much later, in Judai's dorm room…

"Hey Misawa… about this morning…" Judai said nervously.

"You don't need to say anything Judai. I completely understand." Misawa lied through his teeth. The truth was, he couldn't get enough of Judai in that outfit. Unfortunately, he'd been unconscious most of the time Judai was in it, and by the time he came to, the costume had been removed and replaced with the usual Osiris jacket and jeans. No cute white fluffy sheep panties and…

"Great Misawa! I gotta go eat lunch now! Ja ne!" Judai slammed the door in Misawa's face.

"Am I not… manly enough?" Misawa sulked and began tracing circles on the floor with his finger.

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After pushing past the jeering Obelisk Blue students, Judai finally made it to the room Kaizer shared with Fubuki and knocked.

"Judai. What brings you here?" Kaizer looked surprised.

"I… came to return this to Fubuki." Red-faced Judai handed Kaizer a brown paper bag. The senior peeked into it and paled slightly.

"I see. Thank you." Kaizer slowly regained his composure. "Would you excuse me?"

Judai winced as the door shut and a loud "FUBUKI!" echoed through the halls of the boy's dorm.

Halfway across campus, Sho shuddered. His older brother was angry again. And Misawa was once again drinking chili-pepper water from the bottle again.

"MISAWA-kun! Go back to your own dorm!"

The End

For real this time!

Well, that was that. My first GX fan fiction. How was it? Crack enough? I promise next time not to be so cruel to poor Misawa Daichi. RIGHT… I'll throw Kenzan in next time for even more fun.

Oh right, where are my manners? Disclaimer: don't own these characters. Never will. It's fun writing about em', but they don't belong to me.

It's funny. One of my friends described me as not 'special', but 'something else'. Yep. Something Else. That's what I am.

Card Reference List:

White Magician Pikeru - she's this cutesey little spellcaster dressed like a Scapegoat. go rainbow shoelaces!

Japanese Term List: if I'm mistaken, correct me!

Aniki - older brother (usually, term of endearment)

-san, -kun - suffix endings.

-chan - suffix ending, used for little kids and among girlfriends mostly

chotto matte - wait a minute/hold on a sec, etc