Old Habits, But Mostly Bad Habits 2

'The JOIN' of Love'

By: JC Maxwell-Yuy

Well, even though it was two reviews, I thank both Vulpixi Misa and sides-of-magic for their reviews. I appreciate positive and constructive feedback greatly. I'm not sure though if this is going to continue on past this chapter, but we shall see.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX. If I did, half of this stuff probably would have happened.

As soon as Tenjoin Fubuki stepped off the gangplank and back onto Duel Academy Island, he knew that love was somewhere in the air. And this year, it would linger longer, now that Kaizer had graduated and was no longer around to interfere. It was time to resume the mission he had failed last year: get Yuki Judai a (big、strong) man.

Asuka was waiting for Junko and Momoe when she spied her older brother looking over the long line of incoming male freshmen coming off the boat while at the same time winking and wiggling at all the ladies and guys alike.

"Enjoyin'! TENJOIN!" echoed across the docks and Asuka buried her face in her hands. Her older brother was SO exasperating. As soon as her two girlfriends showed up Asuka nearly forgot the nagging, sinking feeling that was grinding into her stomach. But only for the moment. It came back after she reached the dorm and realized that things were going to start going horribly wrong as the majority of the Obelisk Blue female (and some male) students grabbed up tanning oil and made a stampede for the beach.

It wasn't long before Fubuki had put away his things and headed down to the beach to windsurf. As usual, Manjyome was sulking on the beach in black, staring hopelessly at all the beautiful girls that flocked in the surf. But they were there for Fubuki, not him. Feeling a bit sorry, Fubuki waved only to watch Manjyome glumly stick his head in the sand.

New Target Acquired: Manjyome Jun… Thunder.

Unfortunately for Manjyome (THUNDER!), Fubuki had no luck whatsoever convincing girls　(and a couple of feminine guys) that he was quite the catch. This included his sister, whom, once again slapped her brother silly before slamming her dorm room door in his face.

While Fubuki moped about the Manjyome problem, a possible solution to the Yuki Judai problem caught his eye. One big hulking solution.

"What a strong guy! JOIN!"

After a couple of weeks since school started, the homework load finally lightened up a bit, allowing students to mingle outside of their dorms on the weekend. Asuka decided to check in on the Red Dorm; since rumors about having it dismantled were flying around the campus faster than girls could dump poor Manjyome (THUNDER!)… or Misawa for that matter. She gave the latter her cell number and the poor fool never called her once, granted, she had no feelings of love for Misawa, but she still considered him a friend… even if he was slightly perverted. At least Manjyome called, to the point where she had to start blocking his number and PDA.

However, all thoughts of Manjyome and Misawa's inability to keep girls (and guys) faded away instantly when Asuka entered the dorm's dining room to find a ruckus surrounding Judai. On one side of the Red second year was now promoted to Yellow Marufuji Sho. On the other was a big burly Ra student with dreadlocks and a bandana. His jacket sleeves were cut off, exposing his huge biceps.

"ANIKI IS MINE-SAURUS!" The buff guy was shouting.

"IIYA! YUKI JUDAI WA BOKU DAKE NO ANIKI!" Sho screamed back.

"NO, HE BELONGS TO ME, TYRANNO KENZAN! Right, Aniki?" Kenzan wrapped one huge arm around Judai's shoulders.

"YOU… WANNA FIGHT?" Sho screamed back.

"SHUT UP!" Asuka surprised herself with her shout. "What is wrong with you guys?"

"Oh, Asuka. Long time no see." Judai swallowed his ebi-fry and downed more tea. "What brings you over here?"

"Those rumors that Acting Principal Chronos and Vice Principal Napoleon were going to demolish the Red Dorm but…" Asuka trailed off as Sho and the muscle guy started another fight. Judai winced apologetically. "By the way, who's this guy?"

"Oh! That's right." Judai thought for a moment, realizing Asuka hadn't met his new 'friend'. "This is…"

"Tyranno Kenzan! And my only Aniki is Yuki Judai!" The Ra student said.

"Er… I'm Tenjoin Asuka… it's very nice to mee…"

"Asuka-san! Tell this dino-freak that Yuki Judai is MY one and only Aniki!" Sho interrupted.

"He's mine-zarus!" Kenzan roared back and two began fighting again. Soy sauce spilled onto an untouched food tray: Manjyome's.

Asuka sighed. In a way, she was glad that her brother wasn't here to monopolize the already out of hand situation. Deep down she wondered how Kaizer managed to keep a straight face when dealing with her brother. He must have had it rough.

"Tenjoin-kun!" Manjyome burst through the dining room doors. "Oh, what a pleasure it is to see your beautiful face after all those horrid exams!" he sighed happily as his eyes slowly fell to his food tray. "Ah, I feel as if I've been blessed by an angel… geh… WHAT IS THIS?"

"How rude Manjyome-kun! You should never raise your voice to a woman!" Tenjoin Fubuki's voice rang out though the room, causing everyone to fall silent.

'What's he up to now?' Asuka wondered as all the lights went out in the room, and came on again.

"Fubuki-san… what are you…" Judai gaped at the senior who now appeared before them with his finger pointed to the ceiling.

"And the thing that you see before my finger is…" Fubuki asked gallantly.

"The ceiling?" some random Red student passed by.

"The bedroom where I'll prove my love is true for Aniki?" Kenzan said, confused, yet he was hopeful it was the right answer.

"違う！(CHIGAU!)" Sho pounced on Kenzan and started a very heated staring contest.

"天！(Ten!)" Manjyome screamed happily.

"JOIN!" Fubuki wigged and gave his nice guy pose to the only captive audience member, who clapped.

Asuka stared at the soy sauce pooling off Manjyome's lunch tray onto the table. She too, wanted to slowly trickle away from the room full of crazed lunatics but like the soy sauce, she would ultimately be absorbed into … hey wait a second…

"Cut it out Nii-san!" Asuka protested. "There's already enough chaos in here already."

"Umn! I see nothing but hot passionate love." Fubuki concluded after observing Manjyome's devoted gaze, and Kenzan and Sho's fight over Judai, which for some reason included the contest of 'Who can strip Aniki down first'.

"Ah, Tenjoin-kun!" Manjyome sighed.

Asuka gave up. Well, not just on figuring out which sibling Manjyome was referring to, but also on the 'stop Fubuki from creating more chaos'.

"Not to worry Manjyome-kun! Surely one day my beloved sister will accept and return you hot passionate feelings of love!" Fubuki crowed. "Ne, Asuka?"

Judai winced as Asuka stormed out of the dining room, leaving behind Manjyome and Fubuki with a matching pair of black eyes. Women had to be tough too, but Asuka was scary… speaking of scary:

"Oi! Kenzan! Sho! Cut it out!" Judai twitched as Kenzan and Sho engaged in a tug-of-war with his jeans. His butt suddenly felt cold when he realized…

"ACK! I didn't want to see THAT! JUDAI, YOU IDIOT! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!" Manjyome screamed in horror.

"I'd like to, but… Kenzan's hands are in them!" Judai gasped.

"BOKU DAKE NO ANIKI!" Sho screamed.

"Humn… but when did they get the boxers off, that's what I want to know." Fubuki mused and nodded. "Yes, love is in the air thanks to me!"

"Oh Tenjoin-kun! For you, I shall endure this madness until the day that I…" Manjyome started to pledge.

"Give it a rest Manjyome. My sister likes girls." Fubuki said flatly, upset he wasn't getting any action. The comment did have the intended result, leaving Manjyome white as a sheet.

"Sho! Give me my shirt back at least! It's getting cold!" Judai wailed.

"Aniki! You should come closer to me! I'll keep you warm!" Kenzan said, grabbing Judai by the waist.

Asuka was halfway back to her dorm when she heard a desperate cry of "TENJOIN-KUN! NNNNNOOOOOO!" echo though the forest. She shuddered, and prayed that her love for the duel would last eternally.

The End

As per request, Kenzan was added in. I won't lie; I adore the Kenzan VS Sho X Judai pair… well, it's a threesome. Whatevers. It's awesome, I doubt the crack will get very far in the dub since they deleted Fubuki's wiggling. P

For a note, Kenzan ends his sentences w/saurus/zaurus. It's sort of like ... -ham(u).

'Boku Dake no Aniki!' my only aniki (big brother)

And for those of you who don't get the 'TEN' joke. Fubuki points to the sky, in which the kanji for it is pronouced 'ten' (which is also part of his last name, Tenjoin'. You can guess what happens next. (wiggles)

Depending on how I feel, and/or how much crack reappears in GX to inspire me, this may very well be the last chapter of this story… but don't fret. There are other ways to make stuff like this happen. Even without the influence of the Blizzard Prince.

Thanks for reading! BAI BAI!