Author's Notes: Chapter 2 is here! Thank you all for the reviews! I'm so happy! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 2 – There's Daddy!

When you have a son, it will need an inspiring male idol in the family. So when you have a mommy, you got to have a daddy. But what if your daddy is the same age as you?

The next day, Sasuke was released from the hospital. Of course, Tenten (having to pretend to be his mom) had to take care of him until he regained his memory.

"Mommy, where are we going?" Sasuke asked, clutching his 'mother's' hand. The route they were taking did not look familiar to him. So that made him curious.

Tenten looked at him and smiled. "We're going home, honey (in the kid way not husband). Is there something wrong?"

Sasuke pointed to the road. "I don't remember going home on this road, Mommy."

Tenten stopped at her tracks. 'Shit. I forgot. He remembers living in the Uchiha mansion. Crap! Crap! Crap!' she thought.

"Uhh…Sasuke, we're going to stay at my old house first. Is that okay?"

"But, why, Mommy? Did you and Daddy fight again?"

Sasuke was starting to get teary-eyed and hugged his 'mommy'. "I don't want you and Daddy to fight."

Tenten blushed at his touch. "N-No, Sasuke, we didn't fight."

"But you always say that! Big Brother (Itachi, of course) said that you will leave Daddy!"

"Oh, don't mind your brother. He was just kidding."

"But Big Brother is a gay! Gays always tell the truth."

Tenten couldn't help but laugh. "He's not gay, Sasuke. But don't be like him, okay? He is a bad boy."

"Yes, Mommy, I won't be a bad boy. I'll be a gay."

"No, no, that's not what I meant! Don't be a bad boy or a gay. Be a good boy."

Sasuke smiled. "I'll be a good boy, because I love you, Mommy."

She blushed again and wiped the tears from his eyes. "I love you too. Do you want to go for ice cream?"

Sasuke nodded. "Can I have strawberry flavor, Mommy?"

"Of course you can, honey."

This was going to be a very long and troublesome (like Shikamaru would say) day.

Neji was strolling around Konoha, when he saw Tenten with…Sasuke…eating ice cream.

He clenched his fist and hid them in his pockets. He still had his calm façade on but deep down inside, he was wishing he could beat the Uchiha into a bloody pulp.

Slowly, he walked towards them.

Sasuke looked up from licking his ice cream and saw Neji walking toward them.

He tugged at Tenten's arm and pointed to Neji. "Mommy, look! It's the blind man from the hospital! He can see!"

Tenten looked at the 'blind man' and laughed. "Sasuke, even though he doesn't have any pupils, he can still see."

Neji glared at them. He stopped in front of them and gave Sasuke a cold stare. "I know what you're up to, Uchiha."

Sasuke innocently licked his ice cream. "What do you mean, Mister?"

"You know what I mean, Uchiha!"

Tenten stood up and said, "Neji, can I talk to you for a moment?"

Neji nodded and glared his I'll-be-watching-you glare at Sasuke.

Tenten turned to Sasuke. "Honey, stay here, okay? Mommy, just needs to have a word with this man."

"Okay, Mommy!"

Before she could say anything else, Neji dragged her away.

Behind the bush…

"Neji, why can't you understand Sasuke's condition?" Tenten asked, pissed off.

Neji shook his head. "No, it's you who doesn't understand Tenten. Uchiha is just trying to get your attention. It's clear that he likes you."

"Neji, have you lost your mind? Sasuke doesn't like me."

"You see. That's what you don't see, Tenten."

Tenten sighed. "Whatever, Neji, I'm leaving now. By the way, if you're so worried about Sasuke all over me, then why don't you help Lee and I get back his memory?"

Neji growled. "Fine, I will."

The two went back to where Sasuke was only to find that he wasn't there.

Tenten started to panic. "Oh, no, Sasuke, where are you!"

She looked around, but he was no where to be seen. All Neji did was stare at her. That was, until…

"Mommy, look! It's grandpa!"

She looked up and saw Sasuke with Kakashi. She ran towards them, while Neji walked calmly.

"Sasuke, I was so worried about you," she said, frowning.

Sasuke felt guilty. "I'm sorry, Mommy. I promise I won't do it again."

Tenten smiled at him. "It's okay."

Kakashi coughed. "Well, then, I should be leaving now."

Tenten nodded. "Sorry for all the trouble, Kakashi-sensei."

The older man shook his head. "That's alright. I know about it (Sasuke's condition)."

"Thank you very much."

"Anytime."

With that, Kakashi walked off. Sasuke waved him goodbye. "Bye bye, Grandpa!"

Tenten sweat-dropped. "So what did you and 'Grandpa' do?"

Sasuke smiled. "We talked about sex!"

Tenten and Neji cringed. They should have known what that perverted teacher would tell Sasuke. To their dismay, he even gave the Uchiha some details.

"Grandpa said that mommies and daddies do that, if they want to have children. Is that true, Mommy?" Sasuke questioned his mother innocently.

Tenten looked at Neji. But Neji only shrugged and looked away.

She sighed. 'Good for nothing jerk!' "Well, Sasuke…uhh…that's kind of true."

Sasuke thought for a moment. "Did you and Daddy do that to make me and Big Brother?"

Tenten started to sweat. "Uhmm…y-yes, we did, Sasuke."

"Grandpa said that it's hard to do. He said that sometimes it hurts the mommy. Mommy, did you get hurt, when you had sex with Daddy?"

"Okay, Sasuke, that's enough of those questions for today."

"But, Mommy-"

"No buts, Sasuke, we're going home."

"Okay, Mommy." (Sasuke is such an obedient child. Aw…that's so cute)

Sasuke was disappointed. He wanted to learn more about that topic.

Suddenly, a figure caught his attention. He ran towards it and said, "Daddy!"

Tenten looked at where Sasuke went to and her jaw dropped.

It was Shino! S-H-I-N-O! And what was worse, Sasuke thought he was his father.

Neji started gritting his teeth with anger. His blood was boiling. 'Why couldn't I have been Shino?'

TBC

Sorry that it was not as interesting as the first chapter. I was thinking of putting Itachi in this fic. What do you guys think? Anyway, don't forget to review.