Author's Notes: Wow, more than seventy reviews in three chapters? I'm so happy! This next chapter is dedicated to all the Neji/Tenten fans. Enjoy!

Chapter 4 – I Demand Attention

Sasuke waved cutely at his brother. "Big Brother, I missed you!"

Itachi raised an eye brow and thought, "What's this? No attacking? No hatred? No urge to kill? No 'I'm going to kill you and revive my clan' speech? So it's true. My foolish little brother has turned insane. Maybe I should listen to Kisame more often."

He scanned the surroundings of the younger Uchiha. 'He's eating in Ichiraku? I thought he didn't like ramen. Wait, who's that blind man next to him? He looks like father. Ah, well, I can kill him later. Hm…there's a cute girl next to him too. She looks like mother.'

Sasuke pulled Tenten. "Mommy, let's go greet Big Brother."

Itachi started walking towards them. His Sharingan was activated and looked like he was ready to kill.

Tenten stepped in front of Sasuke protectively and pulled out a kunai. "Stop right there, Itachi. Don't even think of hurting Sasuke."

Suddenly, Neji stepped in front of Tenten. "And don't think of hurting Tenten either."

The weapon mistress blushed. The Hyuuga noticed this and smiled. 'In your face, Sasuke, you're not the only one that can make Tenten blush.'

Itachi looked at Neji very carefully. "You can see?"

Neji's eye twitched. "Why do you Uchihas think I'm blind!"

"You don't have pupils."

Neji was about to attack Itachi, but Tenten stopped them before they could have bloodshed.

"Boys, control yourselves. Neji, please help Sasuke eat. I'll handle Itachi."

"But, Tenten-"

"Don't worry. I'll be fine."

Neji nodded and glared at Itachi. "Don't try anything funny."

Itachi just shrugged and waved at Sasuke.

Sasuke smiled. "See you later, Big Brother." He sat on the stool of Ichiraku and started eating his onigiri, with Neji feeding him of course.

Tenten glared at Itachi, and Itachi glared at Tenten.

"What are you doing here, Itachi?"

"Now, now, don't fret, Kunoichi. I just came here to see, if what I heard was true."

"And what exactly did you hear?"

"Well, I've heard that my foolish little brother had gone insane."

"He's not insane. He just got amnesia. Now, he thinks he's four years old."

"Then who's going to try to kill me now?"

"Just wait till he gets his memory back and I'm sure he'll be looking for you again."

"Hn, damn amnesia."

"Hey, maybe you can help me get his memory back?"

"Why should I help you? I do not wish to participate in such a task."

"Come on, Itachi, you can just act like how you acted towards Sasuke, when he was little?"

"No, I will not."

"Uchiha Itachi, don't talk to your mother like that!"

"Just because Sasuke thinks you're his mother doesn't mean that I would."

"Don't talk to me with that tone, Mister! Now you better do as I say or else."

She glared so intensely at him that he was surprisingly afraid. He gulped and said, "Yes, Mother, I'm sorry."

She smiled sweetly at him and patted his head. "Good boy. Now, go eat with your brother."

"But I-"

She glared at him again. "Do it!"

Itachi took the seat on the left side of Sasuke and sighed.

Sasuke turned to him. "Hi, Big Brother!"

Itachi looked at him. "This is your fault."

Sasuke looked innocently at him. "What do you mean, Big Brother?"

"Nothing."

"Okay, then, let's eat!"

Itachi ordered ramen from the frightened waitress. He thought of scaring her even more with his Sharingan, but when he saw Tenten glaring at him, he deactivated it.

Later…

The four (Tenten, Neji, Sasuke, and Itachi) walked down the streets of Konoha with some people running away from them and some even fainting because of fear.

Sasuke smiled cutely at his brother. "Big Brother, where did you go? Why were you away for so long?"

Itachi ignored him. "I've been busy some where far, far away."

Thus, their chat continued until they arrived at Tenten's house. Itachi had to admit that he enjoyed talking to Sasuke again. But only just a little bit!

Tenten was happy seeing that they were getting along. Who would have thought that there was still some goodness in Itachi? She noticed him even smile at Sasuke.

She showed them their rooms and allowed them to settle in. Since her parents wouldn't be back in five months, the rooms were just enough for the three of them. Sasuke would have her bedroom, Itachi would have the guest room, and she would stay in her parents' room.

She then turned to Neji and said, "Okay, Neji, I've got everything under control now. Would you like anything before you leave?"

Neji looked at her intensely. "Who said I'm leaving? I'm staying here. I can't leave you with those two."

He paused and looked at the door of Itachi's room. "Especially him." He pointed to him.

Tenten turned toward where Neji was pointing. There she saw Itachi at the door. To her, his lips looked like they were trembling.

She looked closer and saw that he was teary eyed.

Then, Sasuke came out of his room. "Big Brother, why are you crying?"

Itachi didn't speak. Instead, he brought out his index finger that showed a cut.

Tenten looked at him weirdly, but since Sasuke was there, she had to show concern for his brother.

She put a band aid on it, while asking, "What happened to it, Itachi?"

He pointed to the inside of his room.

The four of them entered and saw Naruto eating ramen?

The mentioned boy stopped eating, when he felt Tenten killer aura again.

The weapon mistress cracked her knuckles and threw him out the door with him screaming, "I HATE YOU, SASUKE-TEME!"

Sasuke and Itachi held back their laughing and did a high 5.

Neji saw this and glared at them. But the brothers ignored him and went back to their rooms.

Tenten came back and sighed. "How the heck did Naruto get in here?"

Neji shrugged his shoulders. "No idea."

Itachi came out of his room again and faced Tenten. "I forgot to tell you. Thank you, Mother."

He kissed her cheek and went back to his room.

Because of his actions, Neji wanted to barge into his room and chop off his limps.

But Tenten held him back. "Neji, he's just trying to be a good brother."

Neji growled. "The sooner we can get Sasuke's memory back, the sooner they both leave."

Tenten hugged him. "Don't worry, Neji. It's not like I'm going to fall in love with one of them."

"You better not. I don't want to see you in the Akatsuki or in Team Kakashi."

Tenten giggled. "Neji, would I ever leave you?"

With that, she walked away, leaving Neji to ponder.

The Hyuuga sat on the couch and thought, "She said 'Neji, would I ever leave you?'. She didn't say Team Gai. She didn't say Konoha. She only said she wouldn't leave me. ME! Does that mean she likes me? I hope she does. Oh, please, Kami-sama, let my wish be granted. I've been good. Oh, wait, no, I haven't. But I will, if you give me my wish."

His trains of thoughts were interrupted, when Sasuke sat on his lap.

"Hi, Mister," the Uchiha said cheerfully.

Neji glared at him. "What do you want?"

"Are you my Daddy?"

Neji thought for a moment. "Well, duh, why would I be here, if I wasn't?"

"You're blind. My Daddy isn't blind."

"I'm not blind!"

"Okay then, how many fingers am I holding up?"

Sasuke brought out three fingers. Neji rolled his eyes. "Three."

Suddenly, they heard something. It was loud moaning. Plus, it was coming from Itachi's room.

Neji turned to Sasuke. "What's that noise your brother is making?"

Sasuke smiled. "That's not Big Brother. That's Mommy."

"What do you mean?"

"They always do that, when Daddy isn't here."

Neji walked towards the door and put his ear on it.

"Mm…Ahh…Itachi harder!"

"I knew you'd like it."

"You should do this more often…Ahh!"

"Just don't tell your team mate about this. He might go ballistic."

"Don't worry. I won't tell him."

Neji couldn't take it anymore. He kicked the door open and saw…

Tenten and Itachi sitting on the bed fully clothed.

"What's wrong, Neji?" Tenten asked him, full of concern.

Neji glared at her. "What have you been doing with him?"

"He was just giving me a massage, Neji."

Neji was about to say something, but stopped when he heard her say 'massage'.

"Oh…"

"Are you mad, Neji?"

"No, not really. But I will be, if you don't get out of there."

Sasuke watched as his 'mother' ran to her room with the 'blind man' following her.

"Hmm…interesting…"

TBC

How was it? Yes, I know it's not as good as before.