Chapter 2
Two security officers went up to Hank. "Excuse me, sir, but we'll have to ask to see your merchandise," an officer said.
"Excuse me, sir, but I can assure you that I have not stolen a got-dang thing. I paid for every item in that shopping cart," Hank said, pointing his finger at the cart. The officers looked over it anyway to make sure everything was paid for.
"All the items in your cart are clear," the other officer said, "but I don't know why that alarm went off."
"It went off when that fat kid walked through," the first officer said. The Hills and the officers looked at Bobby. "Did you steal anything, son?"
"Nuh-uh," Bobby lied. He started sweating. He knew he was in trouble now.
"Well, we're going to have to check your person to make sure," the other officer said. He took his scanner and scanned Bobby. Instantly, the siren emitted. Both officers' eyes widened. But their eyes grew even wider when the scanner went off a second time! "Okay, son, take your shirt off." Bobby was slow and reluctant to do so, especially with Hank and Peggy watching him. "Do you understand me, boy? Take off your shirt." Bobby still didn't move.
"Bobby, you heard the officer, take off your dang shirt, or I'll give you a big punishment when we get home," Hank said. Bobby, fearing his father, slowly lifted his shirt, knowing the worst was yet to come. Hank, Peggy, and both of the officers looked shocked when seeing Bobby in the dainty bikini top. "Bobby!" cried Hank. "What the hell is your problem!"
"Take your pants off, son," the first officer said. Bobby took his pants off slowly, revealing the frilly bikini bottom.
"Bwah!" Hank yelled.
"And look at this," the other officer said, pulling the pink tank top out of Bobby's pants. "It looks like we have a transvestite." Again, Hank yelled, "Bwah!"