(Warning: Lemon, M/F, oral, anal, M/M

Author's Note: This and later chapters are for adults only as they contain sexual scenes.

In this humorous parody of "Showdown of Fate," the characters are OOC. Leon was only supposed to watch but someone had other ideas.)

Epilogue Part Two: Perverted Love Triangle

Leon was almost too embarrassed to watch the perverted scene in front of him. Cloud, naked as the day he was born, was kneeling in between Aerith's legs, licking and sucking on her pussy for all he was worth. Sephiroth cradled the girl in his arms, gently stroking her breasts and nipples. His mouth had been on her breasts but when Aerith started moaning Cloud's name, he had started kissing her to silence her sexy cries.

The three were all beautiful; Aerith's figure was as slight and frail as Leon had thought it would be but undeniably attractive. What's more, no doubt women would be interested to know that under his black leather bondage gear Sephiroth's powerful form was strongly muscled all over without being overly burly. Cloud's body was slighter than the older man's but still lean and muscular. His skin was almost as pale as Aerith's and surprisingly smooth and nearly unblemished. Despite the frequent jokes about exaggeratedly large/long swords compensating for some physical deficiency, both men were more than usually gifted in that department.

As the outrageous contest continued, Cloud seemed to be winning as Aerith was clutching his hair and pressing her body against his mouth with abandon, in the throes of an intense climax. As the judge it was Leon's responsibility to observe carefully so he moved closer to the bed, mentally calculating the intensity of her pleasure.

As Aerith gradually went limp in Sephiroth's arms, her orgasm over, Cloud removed his mouth from his position to survey the results of his efforts. Aerith's pussy and thighs were soaked in her own juices. Cloud grinned triumphantly. One hand on his raging erection, he tried to lower his body on hers to attend to his own needs but Sephiroth kicked him off the bed.

"What the hell!" sputtered Cloud in outrage.

"You think I'd actually let you take her? Dream on," said Sephiroth scornfully. The dark angel possessively held Aerith close. "The contest is for her pleasure, not yours. Now it's my turn."

"I'm winning anyway," said Cloud with a pout.

"No wait, I need a break," said Aerith. She entangled herself from Sephiroth and went to the bathroom to give herself a moment to recover.

Sighing, Sephiroth lay down on the bed to relax. Leon privately thought the ex-general had exhibitionist tendencies because Sephiroth made no move to decently cover himself with the blankets. In fact, the silver-haired swordsman seemed almost to be putting his body on display, casually but elegantly sprawled on the bed lengthwise, black wing spread beneath his back. It looked vaguely painful but the reason for Sephiroth's pose was revealed when Aerith emerged from the bathroom.

Freshly showered and looking good enough to eat, she stopped dead in her tracks as she caught sight of Sephiroth. Momentarily gaping at the sight of the stunning dark angel lying on her bed waiting for her with a huge erection and wearing nothing but a naughty smirk, Aerith enthusiastically flung her body onto his.

Cloud sulked, displeased at being ignored. Unnoticed by the passionately kissing pair on the bed, the spiky-haired blonde started attending to his own hardon since no one seemed interested in doing it for him.

Leon debated lending a helping hand to the petulant blonde but Cloud seemed to be in his own world and Leon had a duty to observe Sephiroth's efforts to please Aerith.

The two were happily taking their time kissing and voluptuously rubbing their bodies together, Sephiroth on top. Both lovers were running their hands on each other's sides, chests and thighs. Sephiroth started kissing her neck, slowly working his way downwards to her breasts and then her pussy.

It was surprising, thought Leon that Sephiroth was the gentler lover than Cloud but then again he was older and probably more experienced. Busy with his observations, Leon was shocked when a hand seemingly came out of nowhere and unzipped his pants.

Cloud, pissed at being disregarded by everyone, had decided he wasn't going to have fun alone. Noticing that Leon had become aroused by what he was seeing, Cloud freed the brunette's member and grasped it firmly in hand.

"C-cloud?" said Leon in amazement. After Cloud's previous comments about fags, Leon wouldn't have thought he would want to do anything sexual with another male but Leon was plainly mistaken.

The gunblade wielder groaned as Cloud licked the head of his cock then engulfed it with his mouth without further ado. Rinoa would not have approved but then again if he had to be unfaithful, thought Leon, it would be better to at least not do it with a woman. The only thing was, Cloud's face was rather girlish, with its pouty pink lips, delicate bone structure and big, deceptively innocent-looking blue eyes.

Aerith and Leon's eyes met in wordless communication while both were being orally pleasured by their respective partners. The girl was smiling faintly and tenderly stroking Sephiroth's head while Leon was gritting his teeth and desperately trying not to come at once. It had been a long time, years in fact, since he had had sex with another human being and he was just about ready to burst. He didn't want Cloud to be too disappointed with his lack of staying power.

The hot mouth sucking on his cock was just too much for Leon though and he caressed Cloud's face in apology as he came. Surprised at the suddenness, Cloud choked on Leon's semen for a bit before swallowing it properly. Then, again startling Leon, Cloud went down on his hands and knees, sticking his ass up to make it clear what he wanted.

Aerith laughed lightly at the astonished expression on Leon's face, making Sephiroth look up from between her legs. Wriggling away a bit, Aeris reached into a drawer and found a bottle of baby oil. Throwing it to Leon, she lay back down, giggling.

"Look who's gay," muttered Sephiroth, who hadn't forgotten Cloud's dig about his clothes and precious hair, before resuming his work.

Since he had already enjoyed Cloud's attentions, Leon didn't feel it would be right to refuse to accommodate him now. Pouring a generous amount of oil on Cloud, Leon skillfully massaged the blonde swordsman's buttocks and lightly played with his puckered asshole to prepare him for penetration.

Meanwhile, Sephiroth was delicately licking and nibbling on Aerith's pussy lips, moving upwards now and then to suck on her engorged clitoris. Over and over he excited her enough to almost (but not quite) orgasm, removing his mouth to kiss her thighs whenever she was right on the edge.

It was Sephiroth's subtle revenge for earlier. Despite the contest being his own idea, Sephiroth had been furious when he saw Aerith wantonly responding to his rival and moaning Cloud's name as she came. Cat-like eyes narrowed in thought, Sephiroth wondered at his own reaction. He couldn't remember ever being this jealous before.

Aerith loved the way Sephiroth was teasing her. In addition, the sight of Leon and Cloud getting it on was electrifying – she had never seen two men do it before. Fascinated, she watched as Leon inserted his fingers inside Cloud, who bucked and moaned encouragingly in bliss. Finally Leon took hold of Cloud by the hips, positioned his cock at his asshole and pushed.

Aerith wondered why on earth Cloud had bothered trying to fight with Sephiroth over her when he was now quivering in sensual abandon beneath Leon.

The wanton sight of the two men joined together and moving as one in wild harmony made Aerith impatient for her own release. Taking matters into her own hand, Aerith grasped her astounded partner by his long silver hair and pulled him away from her pussy.

Pushing Sephiroth down on his back, Aerith climbed on top of him. Bending down she whispered in his ear. "You're not doing it right. I'll show you how to please a woman."

The one-winged angel had no time to be insulted at her words as Aerith planted her lips on his and seized his cock to guide it to the right spot. Slowly, inch by inch, she sank down, engulfing his cock in her hot, wet folds. Sephiroth growled and grabbed her knees, spreading them apart and causing her to suddenly impale herself on his cock.