Envy sat on the bed in his room looking out the window. So many people had come to see him that day, asking if he was alright. Of course he wasn't he was thinking of the fullmetal pipsqueak, that meant something was wrong with him. Lust said that he was starting to have feelings for the boy, but he couldn't Envy hated the stupid kid with a passion, didn't he.
"AAUURRGGHH!" Envy wailed. He stood up holding his head trying to contemplate what to do. Then the thought struck, the very dirty thought, the thought that would only cross a slut's mind, he would go see the stupid chibified alchemist and ask him, in the worst way possible...
When Envy reached the headquarters he went straight around to the chibi's little house thing. The sin snuck through the window of the alchemist's room (yes he knew where it was because he had been spying a few day's pryer to this) and looked around. No Chibi "Hmmph" pouted Envy "Stupid Chibi." So instead of just standing where he was Envy walked out into the living room and looked around. "Hey trash can." He called out to the Chibi's brother who was washing dishes.
"Huh." The walking tin man turned to look at who had insulted him and once he saw Envy he stood in the most defensive pose possible. Envy snorted.
"Look I'm not here to fight, just to find Edo-kun, I need to ask him something." He said as casually as possible, which was rather mallicious for this particular sin.
"But, He's on a mission and he probably wouldn't want to see you." Al said lowering his guard.
"A mission, eh. Thanks trash can." Envy said waving to Al who's face dropped, if that's even possible for a suit of armor, to a sad, painful glare.
Envy jumped out of the window and onto the grass. Transforming into a lady he rushed to the head quarter's main building in search of answers.
"Hey you!" Envy cried out forgetting he was a woman. "I need the files on Edward Elric The Fullmetal Pipsqueak, and I need 'em NOW." The lady at the front counter jumped, but after a few seconds of processing what Envy had just said she started to giggle. "What's so funny?" Envy asked tilting his new body's head to the side.
"Oh, it's just that Mr Fullmetal will skin you alive if he hears you called him The Fullmetal Pipsqueak." The lady giggled again.
"I'm sure he would." Envy said finally.
"Why do you need the file's?" Asked the lady snapping Envy out of his perverted dreams.
"Oh, um, don't worry just direct me to Mr Flamer and I'll be gone." He said rather flustered by his random fantasy.
"Up there ma'am." The lady said.
"Hey I'm a-" Envy stopped dead in his tracks as he remembered the body he was in. "Umm, never mind, bye." He said waving to the lady and walking up the corridor to Mustangs office.
"Hey Mustang I need a favor." Envy said bursting through the door. Again forgetting who he was disguised as.
"What is it Hawkeye? I thought I told you to go get me-Oh you're not Hawkeye." He said eyeing the woman up and down and stopping around the chest area.
"HEY!" Envy cried running up to Mustang and punching him right in the face. "Those are for other eye's only." He said pouting.
"Oh damn, anyway what did you want miss, I mean you don't just come in here and punch me across the face and then leave, for no good reason." Mustang said rubbing his sore nose.
"Fullmetal Pipsqueak, where is he?" Envy asked watching the colnels face change.
"Oh, so he's finally got himself a woman?" Mustang asked, not rubbing his nose anymore, but instead getting yellow sparkles around his head.
"No, I just have something to ask him is all." Envy answered flushing a little, not from embarresment, but anger. Stop calling me a-Oh right the disquise. Emediatly Envy stopped flushing and turned back to Mustang who was looking through some files.
"He's on a mission right now, but I can tell you where he is." Envy sighed and then processed what Mustang had just said.
"Well hurry up!" He cried throwing his hands in the air.
"He went to a school to guard it for the year." Mustang said not looking up from his file.
"Well, what school did he go to?" Envy asked getting impatient.
"Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry." Mustang said now looking up at the woman who snorted out a laugh, but held it back.
"Umm okay and howha, I mean how do I get to thishaha, school?" Envy asked.
"You have to go by train." Mustang answered going back to his file.
"Damn okay well give me the name of the train and the station it'll be departing from and I'll be off." Envy said handing the Colnel a piece of paper and watching him write down some notes.
"I'll call the headmaster and ask him to open the barrier." He said handing Envy back the note.
"Okalidokely." Envy said waving as he walked out of the office and back down the hall. He read the piece of paper and sinckered again. Platform 9 3/4 what the hell? He asked himself, but continued to the train station anyway.
Envy stayed in his lady form figuiring it might be easier that way. When he reached the platform he looked around for the platform sign, but none came into view. Then a man came up to him and asked "Are you the lady looking for platform 9 and 3/4?" To which Envy answered cautiously to by saying yes. The man lead him over to the wall that said nine and ten on it and ran through the wall after grabbing Envy's hand. Envy felt a tingly feeling as they passed through the wall and when they appeared on the other side they were met with a train that was picking up only a few children. Envy didn't pay any attention to it and instead climbed on the train. I'm coming O'Chibi. He thought and nestled down for a long trip.
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Edward oppened his eye's slowly, but furriously closed them again when he was met with the glow of the light. After a few seconds of adjusting to the rooms lighting he slowly blinked and fully opened his eye's agin. When he did he was met with silence and no-one else in the room. "Well this is a start." He mumbled sitting up and looking around.
"AAhh you have awakened." Someone in the corner said. Ed jumped and looked to the man, when he realised it was Dumbledoor he sighed.
"You make it sound like I've been asleep for a hundred years." He said sarcastically.
"Yes well you have been out for almost a day and I was starting to worry when you wouldn't reply to any of the spells." Dumbledoor said standing up and walking over to Ed. "But that is not the point, the point is now, I must tell you what is going on." He said sitting on Ed's bed and looking to the boy. "You see, there was a time when the man-who-must-not-be-named was in power he killed many people. But there was one boy who stopped him. His name was Harry Potter and he goes to this school. Anyway that night He-who-must-not-be-named died, but before he did he passed his power's onto another so that, that person could continue his name, the person he chose, was you." Dumbledoor took a breath and continued. "When you uttered his name you awoke his power, and now that he is alive and kicking, he is going to come after you to take his power back. Also you might get a bit woozy around Harry Potter so be careful." Dumbledoor finished and walked out of the room. "Oh and there is someone to see you." With that Dumbledoor was gone and in stepped...Envy. Ed gasped and stood up, all too quickly mind you, and he was quickly planted back on the bed.
"Hey Chibi, nice to see you're so exited to see me." Envy chimed.
"No Envy I'm not, I'm just not that well right now." Ed snarled. After he said that the sin's face softened.
"Oh no that's okay Chibi, I'm just here to ask a question." Envy said placing himself carefully on the bed next to Ed. Ed didn't like it so he lunged at Envy and grabbed him by the hands, pinning them above his head and straddling his waist.
"What did you really want Envy?" He spat. Envy smirked, but then the motion Ed made caught up with him and his expression changed to pain and he fell forward loosening his grip. Envy just let Ed fall ontop of him and started stroking his hair.
"Just what I said Chibi, I came to ask you something." Envy purred into Ed's ear.
Ed gasped and said. "And what was that?"
"What did you do to me?" Envy snickered inwardly at Edwards gasp.
"What do you mean?" Ed asked quizzically.
"I have strange feelings toward you Chibi, and they're not hate. I keep thinking about you and have strange fantasies." Envy cooed into Ed's ear.
Ed gasped again. "Liar." He said simply.
"What do you mean Chibi?" Envy asked now curious.
"You're only saying that to give me a false sense of security." Ed answered trying to push himself off Envy.
"No Chibi it's true. I can't say I hate you, now without regretting it and, I want to know what it means please tell me." Envy purred pulling Ed back down.
"Well." Ed said gasping as he was pulled back down with force. "If I believed you, I'd say that you had a crush on me, but considering I don't believe you, you can go home now." He said trying to pry himself off the sin again.
"What's a crush?" Envy asked pulling Ed back down.
Ed snarled, but didn't bother to try and pull away again. "It's when you like someone, but you don't think they like you, and you can't stop thinking about them and start having wierd dreams about em, explains all your symptoms, now please let me go."
"Oh then I guess Chibi, I got's a crush on you." Envy said not letting go and instead pushing just Ed's face up to meet his. "And it's not a lie." He said pulling the alchemist's face in so that their lips met in a kiss.
Ed's eye's widened and his brain shut down so he just melted into the kiss with confusion. When Envy pulled away Ed's brain cryed for more, but he couldn't get anymore because Envy slid out from under him and smirked.
"Liked it hey Chibi, well I'll come back for more next time so be prepared." And with that the sin fled. Ed sighed and collapsed back into the bed feeling the warmth from the place where Envy had been lying.
"This is going to be a strange year." He said falling back asleep without another word.
A:N/ So Hope you liked it. Most of the reviews, infact almost all of em said EnvyxEd pairings so I did Edvy. Hope you liked it. It took me long time to write so Like it damn you Like it, if you don't then ne. Oh my god ne, guess what I love that word, but I haven't had chance to use it yet so to make up for it the next line will be filled with Ne's okay, Okay so here's a line of Ne's for's ya
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