Saori: OKies, Chapter 2 isha comin'! XD Naomi has gotten rid of Lucius XD (yay?)

Keiko: Noooo! Why? Lucius! -looks at Senel- ...I'm happy.

Saori: O.o okies... Anyways! The madness! XD

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Chapter 2 HUH?

As Senel, Jay and Moses were walking to Senel's house, Senel realized something that may prove to be very important...

"Guys, don't you think we need a little soda, and candy and other stuff?"asked Senel.

Jay shrugged. "You haven't thought of that till now?"

Senel nodded. What? He didn't.

Moses was deep in thought. (wow) "Hey, Senel. Me and Jay can wait here for ya. We can watch the house or," Moses lost the word. "...something."

Senel nodded an ok. He would be back pretty fast. They're just gonna watch the hose anyway. What could happen?

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Mea-(no!) Little did they know that the girls were hiding in the bushes!

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"Hmmm," Norma thought aloud. "This may be a little tougher than I thought..."

Saori, Shirley, Chloe, and Naomi were all behind Norma in the bushes. All smushed together to avoid being seen.

"How the heck are we gonna do this Norma?" asked Saori, Shirley's hair in her face.

Norma thought long and hard. This one is a toughie. Suddenly, an idea sprang into her mind as she turned to look at the girls.

"Ladies, we are going to make the guys run groceries for us. Ok?" Norma nodded before anyone else could say something. "See, when they're gone, we'll rush into Senny's and lock them out!"

Naomi still rolled her eyes at Norma's plan. I mean, did Norma realize that Senel STILL has a key?

"Norma, Senel has a key..." Saori stated.

Norma just shrugged. "Ladies, learn to go with the flow."

As Norma turned back to spying on the guys, she found that Senel had left! She smiled. This was perfect. Without a word, she took Saori's shirt and pulled her and herself out of the bushes. Moses and Jay were very shocked to see them. I mean, they were coming out of the bushes...

"Uhm... Saori? Norma? May we... help you?" asked Jay.

Moses just nodded, still a little shocked.

Norma went up to them with a confident look in her eyes, and Saori by the wrist. "Jay, and Moses, would you please go buy some groceries for us?"

Moses shrugged. "Well, no, because we already have someone at the store anyway. You can borrow some of our stuff... You're having a party right?"

Norma put on a good thinking face, ignoring the bandit. How do they get the guys to leave—oh, she knew what to say.

"Moses, would you PLEASE get me something? You know what I'm talking about, right? It's for girls..."

Moses' face turned a bright pink color. I cannot be seen with those girl things! He thought to himself. But he couldn't bring himself to say no. "Uh... o-ok...?"

Norma smiled, and left with Saori back around the other corner.

Moses sighed. "Man... This sucks. It's gonna be SO embarrassing..."

Jay shook his head. "Moses, it's just a phase of life. All women go through it, and it's natural to have too much for them to do, and to get their boyfriends to do it."

Moses shook his head this time. "Jay. One, if any of my boys saw me, they'd probably lose respect for me. Two, I'm not her boyfriend."

Jay was shocked. This sort of thing happens all the time. "I'll go."

Moses asked Jay many times if he was sure, but Jay just walked off. Honestly, he wasn't very thrilled himself, but he should help out a team member...

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At the store...

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As Jay walked down the aisle in the girl section, a sort of tall, 16 year old part-time worker, looked at Jay, and, to make conversation, asked:

"Oh, I know! I hate it when you get these, don't you feel like a monster?"

Jay was just a little shocked by that question. "W-what?" he asked the girl.

The worker seemed a little shocked now. "Omigod! How did you do that?"

"What?"

"See? There it is again! You can sound like a guy!"

"I... am a guy," Jay said after he took the girl thing off the ledge.

The worker was shocked! That's a little embarrassing... she thought to herself.

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At Senel's house...

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"Ok, we got one gone, but the other smart one is still..." Norma stared as she and Saori got back from around the corner. Norma looked at the house to see Moses still sitting there! "Oh my gosh, Saori, is Jay there?"

Saori tried looking over the bush, but Norma pulled her back down.

"Saori, just look through the openings in the bush," Norma said as she pointed to one in front of her.

Saori looked through the opening to find that it was just Moses, and no Jay. "Right, Norma, no Jay..."

Norma did a little jump. This is gold! Red is soooo easy to trick! She thought. Norma looked for a little flower vase, or pot, or something of that nature. She found one next to Shirley.

"Hey, Shirl, could you gimme that pot?"

Shirley turned to find the pot next to her, and picked it up to hand it to Norma.

Norma took the pot without hesitation, and started speaking into it. "Mosessss... I am your conscience. Listen to me, okay?"

Moses' head perked up. Some one was talking to him... but who? Was it really his conscience?
"Uh... May I help you?"

Norma could hardly keep from laughing. "Yes Moses... I am... your conscience... You know, you're special..." Norma put the pot down so she could laugh again. "You're special because you can meet your conscience..."

Moses was confused. Meet your conscience? Huh. Maybe it's sacred eres or something... "Ok, conscience. Where do I meet you?"

Norma tried to make it really dramatic. "At the Fountain Plaza."

Moses got up from his seat on the porch, and started walking to the fountain. Just as Moses was leaving, the girls all ran for Senel's house, while Naomi locked the door from inside. After all the girls were inside, Jay came back from the store. He was trying to walk fast without looking like he was in a hurry, because he's been mistaken of thieving many times. When he finally made it back to Senel's, he found that the door was locked on him!

"Moses, you idiot! Open the door!" Jay shouted and knocked.

Norma was scared to find Jay there! (she's the one who said 'go with theflow')What were they going to do? Obviously forgetting that they were supposed to be quiet, Saori jumped up and with her high voice said:

"Hi, Jay!"

Jay was yet again, shocked. What's wrong with Moses' voice?

"Moses?" Jay asked from the other side. "Are you... ok? Oh! Did you hurt your... Ouch! I actually feel sorry for you now. You sound like a retarded bird."

Norma quickly caught on to what Jay meant, and turned to Saori, but Saori was sad.

"Norma!" she wailed. "Jay called me a retarded bird!"

Norma sighed. "Saori, calm down, ok?" she whispered.

Shirley was shocked. "Doesn't Jay like Saori?" she asked Chloe.

Chloe gave Shirley a confused look. "What? I just thought that Saori liked him." They soon enveloped in a conversation. Naomi sat against the wall, quietly.

Jay was so confused. "Moses, is Norma in there?"

"No! It's just me!" called Saori in her same high voice. Norma finally discussed the plan with her.

Jay shrugged. Ok, I guess he can't get up to get to the door, I'll just pick lock it. Jay immediately started picking. He forgot that people could've been watching him talk to the door. As Jay was fumbling with the lock, someone came up from behind him. A figure carrying groceries.

"Hey, Jay." Said the figure.

Jay recognized the voice. "Hey Senel."

Senel looked confused, not that Jay was picking the door, but something else..."Tampons?"

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Saori: Are you allowed to put that? I don't think I saw it in the rules... O.o (the girl thingy) BTW, if you're not supposed to, lemme know and I'll change it. O.o

Keiko: I dunno.

Naomi: ...

Saori: Another pointless chappie that I hope you like anyway! R&R? PWEASE?