Mustang watched as the alchemist he had trained slept peacefully, well almost. They were told that Ed fainted from blood loss, and the one to call her was a homunculus, well that's the bit Roy had found out, and the homunculus was Ed's soon to be 'girlfriend'. All of this did not impress Roy, but the homuculus, Envy, had said that he was going to stay by Ed no matter how much pain he endured. That told Roy that he was telling the truth. Children passed by asking about Ed and those who didn't peeked anyway. Roy decided to observe Envy. It was boring, all the homunculus seemed to do was stare at Ed, but when he turned away from the alchemist blushing a nice shade of pink, Roy took some interest. Envy used the excuse of needing to go to the bathroom to get away from the sleeping blonde. Roy followed and stood outside the bathroom. When Envy came out he took that as his chance to ask him questions.

"So why the sudden urge to go to the toilet? As far as I recall, homunculus have no need to go to the toilet." He mused scaring the homunculus.

"Are you kidding, I drank Ed's milk. He's right you know it does taste like cow piss." The sin looked to Roy as they started walking down the hall.

"Oh, so why did you blush." Roy looked at Envy who turned away blushing again.

"N-no reason." Envy stuttered. Roy raised an eyebrow.

"Oh come on I'm practically Ed's Father, you have to tell me." At that Envy flinched and looked at the ground.

"At least you're better then that other bastard." The sin stated, still not answering the colonels question, which was really ticking him off.

"Just tell me the answer to the frickin' question." The lieutenant blurted out.

"Oh, so the Colonel is getting frustrated, well then Mr Flamer, what goes on in my mind is none of your business." Envy stated not looking at Mustang and instead walking a little faster as they neared the hospital wing.

"Was it something to do with undressing him?" The colonel said getting Envy's attention. Envy turned on one heel and glared coldly at the Flamer with a slight pink tinge to his cheeks.

"N-No." He said leaning forward with his hands on his hips.

"Looks like I've hit the nail on the head." Mustang smirked.

"Oh get over it." Envy rolled his eyes and turned around and continued walking. "It's not like he's yours anyway. He's mine." Roy recoiled at what Envy had said, but smirked and walked after Envy.

Ed woke up shortly after Envy left and was looking through his drawer. "Where the hell is it?" He asked himself. All his belongings had been placed in here, the nurse had told him that a few minutes ago. When Ed had found what he wanted he turned around and looked at his finding. The red ribbon wasn't his favourite possession, but he thought with alchemy he could make it into a lackey band. He clapped his hands and placed them on the ribbon, in a matter of seconds he had a perfect lackey band and was replating his hair. He had realised when he woke up that his hair was big mess, and was down, he must've looked truly beautiful (Sarcasm alert). Not long after lying down Ed sat up and looked at the bedding. It was clean, "I'm not too clean though." He said and stood up. After asking the nurse where the showers were, Ed was happily taking a shower, after many attempts to turn the water on and failing miserably due to the fact that metal on metal doesn't exactly work.

Envy walked into the ward and looked around. Ed was nowhere to be seen. Envy panicked, but then he saw the draw slightly slid open and ran to the nurse, "Hey Pomfrey, where's my Edward?" He demanded.

"Oh, umm he went to have a shower a few minutes ago, he should be out soon." The nurse said looking through some files. Envy sighed a sigh of relief and sat on the chair in the room. "You can go see him if you like, I mean technically he is yours." The nurse said smirking at Envy. The sin took that as a challenge and stood up.

"Oky doke." He said walking to the shower room. Which he was instinctively walking to. (He could hear the shower.)

"Edward..." The sin said walking through the door and into the bathroom. He heard coughing coming from the end shower and ran up to it. Ed was hunched over in the shower coughing out a huge amount of blood. "CHIBI!" He cried. Ed looked up; his hair hung out of its braid and splayed out over his shoulder. "En-vy." He choked out before coughing again. "I-I heard his name." The alchemist said blood running down the plughole. "B,but this time it's different, he's not trying to claim my body, he's trying to-" Before Ed could finish he broke into another coughing fit and Envy knew exactly what he was going to say.

"Edo..." The sin whispered bending down and rubbing the boy on the back. Envy was expecting the boy to push him away, but instead Ed wrapped his arms around Envy and coughed. At first the sin was surprised, but he soon hugged the boy back and watched the blood fall from his clothes into the drain.

Harry walked to the shower rooms prepared to take a shower. The nurse told him that Edward was in there with his girlfriend and told him to be careful. Harry took that warning as a very serious one and walked into the shower room cautiously. He saw Edward's clothes, but he didn't see his girlfriends. Harry thought that the girl was probably gone and walked into the showers with a towel around his waist. When he walked into the main area he saw the back of someone, they had long green hair that was saturated and they looked to be wearing a sports bra and a skort, they were also saturated. Then he saw blood, and Edward. Harry's scar started to burn, but he ignored it. He saw that the blood belonged to Edward as the boy was coughing it out. The girl was hugging Edward fondly and sadly. Harry decided not to interrupt and instead started his own shower, but then he heard the blonde alchemist speak up. "He's killing me so that he can gain control of the body." Harry gasped and turned to face the two lovers. He saw to the side was a smirking moaning Murtle who was enjoying the scene immensely. Harry then looked to the door as Malfoy entered. The blonde haired wizard got undressed and walked into the shower room seeing the same scene Harry was gaping at. The girl shielded any unwanted bits from being exposed, but Edward was still coughing, blood that was more black then it was red.

"What the HELL!" He yelled looking at the pair in front of him. Envy turned and glared. Malfoy didn't loose his gape though, and Harry, Harry cowered in fear. "If you're going to molest your boyfriend do it somewhere else!" Malfoy screamed turning.

"Pfft, for a wizard I thought you'd be smarter than that, I'm not molesting him, I'm hugging him, my poor Edward is dying." The sin looked back at Ed and made a sad face. "Hey go get Madam Pomfrey." Harry spoke up for the first time and looked at Envy. "Why me?" The sin whined.

"Because you're the only one dressed." Malfoy stated pointing to the towels. Ed's was red with blood that was washing away.

"Right." Envy got up and with unnatural speed ran to the hospital ward, soon returning with madam Pomfrey at his side. She immediately tended to Edward and cast a spell on him.

"I managed to stop the curse before it got to bad, but if he has another encounter with You-know-who, it might be his last." The nurse said standing up and casting a spell to wash away the blood. Envy nodded and ran to the side of Edward who was just regaining consciousness. "Thank you." The sin said Madame Pomfrey nodded and walked out of the room. "Edward, I-I want you to promise me something." Envy said as Edward was just waking up.

"Ow not so loud." The boy muttered.

"Sorry," The homunculus apologized and whispered instead. "Edo, I want you to promi-"

"I know I heard you, okay what do you want me to promise you?" Ed asked looking at Envy straight in the eyes.

"Promise me you won't die, until I do." Envy's eye's blazed with a fire of hope now.

"Okay." Ed nodded and stood up. "Promise." He said and patted Envy's wet hair before walking out, getting dressed and leaving.

A:N/ Sorry it's short, but I gotta go to bed.

Ed: Yay.

Envy: What?

Me: I gave him coffee.

Envy: Oh crap.

Me: What is that bad?

Envy: Very...

Me: ohwell (Edward in background has found my chainsaw and is now chopping things up) Hey I need that!

Envy: Hey guess what.

Me What?

Envy: ED'S GONNA KILL US!

Me: AURGH

Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Me: I do not own Edward, Envy or Harry Potter.

Envy: If she did, it would be like this all the time.

Winry: Edward don't get to reckless with that-(Ed chops her head off.)

Ed, Envy & Me: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

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