BEHOLD!
It is I Miss Japan!
In a very happy and hyper mood at three in the morning drinking coffee!
SO be very, very scared peeps!

I really don't know what's this gonna turn out like, ok?
So don't kill me...
At least give me time to try weed for the 123435436676578976543 time again!
Just kidding!

Disclaimer: Miss Japan does own the maurijuana used in the making of this fic she got it from her drug dealer named bob the chicken aka SHORTY IN DA HOUSE YEAH, and Momiji's flying boxers of doom. However she doesn't own Furuba, at least not yet! DUN DUN DUN DA!

!omfgitsdaficholyshitomgthatfreakingrhymed!111!111!1onesofdoom!

"Like OMG! me and Debbie went to the mall and like there was this really hot guy! And like we're all like 'holy crap' so Debbie tried to get his number but I'm like 'girl you know he would never go out with you!' so like then..." "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BASTARD!" Hatori screamed at the top of his lungs. May I say, very sexiiful lungs too! "THIS FIC ISN'T ABOUT YOU DUMBASS STUPID FREAKING DOG!" "god, like I'm sooooooo sorry Hatori but like!" "STFU!"

Thus the real fic begins!

!omgdarealfic!

It was a wonderful and prettyful day at Kaibara High School. The local rapper Ritsu, was rapping, Kisa was in a drunken rage beating up a local farmer that came out of no where, and Kyo was selling some drugs! Well 'cause Momiji wasn't a thug he had never had weed before. Kyo was totally unaware of tis so Kyo offered Momiji some weed. "Yo! Dawg, I mean rabbit boy! I can hook you up with some of this stuff you know for a price and a night with Momo!" Kyo said all gangsta like, cause you know deep down inhis heart he is a straight up gangsta. Yuki came up to Kyo dressed in a bright purple pimp suit and he said like a pimp like thing, "Damn dats some good shit! If you give dat to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'll give you a night wit TOhru foo'!" Yuki said like a gangsta. Kyo replied in a very sexiful tone of voice in return, "Oh yeah, I'll give you the shit for a night wit Tohru, and forty big ones! HAHAHAHAH sucka!" "Well," Yuki continued, "I can give you dat, no sweat lickety split no shit!" Tohru then appeared wearing leopard lingerie and she hissed. Then Kyo the drug dealer walked off with Tohru to an seemingly abandoned bush to get it on but they were disturbed by a randomly making out HIRO AND KISA! (Me:gasp! Oh no!). Tohru was os frightened she decided to randomly jump off an imaginary bridge but somehow dissappeared into thin air. "Bitch! Now you and I must do it like they do on the discovery channel! Gangsta Style!" Kyo declared. Then Hiro walked up to them all angsty like and started saying, "WHAT! YEAH! GET CRUNK BITCHES AND HOES!" But then Ritsu, being the local rapper got all offended! EGAD! "Bitch I'm da rapper here! So fo shizzle my dizzle and suck my tennis balls motha fucka cuz wes got to have a RAP SHOWDOWN!" "WHAT? YEAHH!" is what Hiro's response was.

"Well that's nice my thugs---" Kisa and Rin (whom was a street hooker) glared at Kyo-kun, "and thugettes, but I gotta have sex with Yuki! You know git me mah reward for them ends!" "WTF!" and tus a screaming Yuki was dragged off to that same bush Hiro and Kisa were making out in! Momiji looked at this catastrophe which was laid out before him, wearing his spiffy pink and purple bunny-boxers which wings coming out from them. Momiji screamed really loudly, "WHAT THE HELL IS FREAKING WEED?" Kyo upon hearing Momiji's cry for help emerged out of the bush, zipping his pants up. " Well you see young one, its this stuff you you smoke and then you fell really happy... and like you fell soooooo happy!" Kyo explained. "oooohhhh" Momiji said although he really didn't understand what it was.

"Here ya sorry ass go foo'" said a now emerging from the-bush-of-hot-steamy-sex-and-make-out-sessions Yuki. Momiji rolled his dope and smoked it. Suddenly the wings from his boxers started flapping. He was flyng! "OMFGZ! I freaking flying! Damn dis is da shit!" Momiji was soooooooo happy he didn't even feel it when he ran right into the tree from being sooooooooooo happy and not paying attention to see what direction his flying boxers were taking him. "WOW! That WAS da bomb!" Momiji's intake of marijuana had suddenly made him a gangsta! WOW!

"WHAT?" said a Hiro ready to have his gangsta battle with Ritsu. "Fo shizzle my kizzle we need to hava battleizlle here fooizzles to back the fuckizzles offizzle!" Ritsu screamed, he got ready to scream "penisizzle" but got interrupted by a strange man, or woman, we can't tell, dresssed in a black power rangers outfit. WHY GOD WHY?

!ohyeahcliffiedon'tkillme!

miss japan: yes cliffie! Behold!

kyo: I'm sooo happy! I had sex with yuki!

Yuki: grossssss...

Roxas: WTF am I doing here?

Miss Japan:IDK!

R&R! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! cough cough