OMG! I'm like sooooooo happy you guys liked my fic! I've never gotten 2 reviews and 1 flame in the first day of a new fic! You guys make me soooooo happy!

Anyhoo peeps are you ready for some football? Oh shit, I mean fanfiction, yeah!

This time there will be a random insertation of Roxas in here because I think hes my sexy husband along with Captain Jack Sparrow!HAHAHAHAHA!

Okay now guys I'm gonna stop ranting on with the fic!

Disclaimer: I do own some weed and I will sell it to you for 10 dollars and a night with Kyo and older Momiji! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
But I don't earn Fruits Basket at least not yet...evil glare!

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The strange hemophrodite-looking dude dressed in the black power rangers gear removed their headgear to reveal that they are A FLAT CHESTED WOMAN! EGAD! It was Machi Kuragi, and she gangsta-ly pointed to Tohru. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tohru screamed in her leopard lingerie coming off of her. " Bitch, ain't you supposed to be fuckin dead? Damn baby, you really are fucked up!" Yuki said reaching for his pimp cane to poke Tohru like da inner gangsta that he is! Machi had a bindi other wise know as da Hindu/Indian dot on her forward, only it was made from ketchup. "Tohru Honda, you fuckin horny ass hoe, I'm hear to take you out for my fuckin ketchup dot that won't freakin come out!" Machi glared her eyes. Momiji found this very annoying so he grabbed some dirt from the ground and threw it in her eyes. "Take dat yo mutha fucka, comin on my turf like that wit yo flat chest! Shit bitch get some fuckin implants!" Momiji said all gangsta like! "Holy shit dawgs! Momiji's fuckin' a gangshizzlester nowshizzle! Ritsu declared. "Fucka, shut you stupid ass up!" Kyo screamed bitch slapping Ritsu. Then Roxas randomly popped in, "Yo dawgs, Kyo has just pimped Ritsu's sorry ass! Now I gots to go fuck Xemnas is an animal cuz if yo ass switch around da letters in his name it spells MANSEX do ya believe me fuckas? Well got to go work my corner with Xemnas!" Machi outfit randomly changed in to a Kill Bill outfit. "Yo bitch," Tohru turned around, "Itz goin down in da hood!" She took her pimp hand out and started bitch slapping Tohru. "What? YEAH! GET CRUNK!" Hiro said, for that's all he can really say. Kisa screamed, "Oh my fuckin handgun!" She shot herself in the head from Hiro's stupidity. Hiro then mournfully screamed, "WHAT? YEAH! SNAP YO FINGAS!" Everyone cried for 30 seconds and then beat Hiro's ass cuz they were pissed. Except the Machi was still bitch slappin Tohru though.

Then Akito appeared dressed up like a pirate. "Yoo hoo hoo a botlle of---- MY FUCKING BAZOOKA MOFOS! DIS BE MY HOOD SHIT HEADS!" Thus he shot a bazooka at Tohru and Machi, they instantly died. Lil munchkins loled at their pain and then ran after Akito to kill him by shoving random Cheetos down his throat. Then everyone randomly LOLed at their pain. "Yo homshizzles me and Hiro still gots to have my rapshizzle battleshizzle!" "OMFGZ! A giant dragon just cast fira on me, but I shoved a giant coat hanger up his dirty fuckin ass and won da whole mutha fuckin game! HAAHAHAHA bitches!" Kyo declared. Momiji's flying boxers wings randomly hit him, they spoke, "fucka you playin Dance Dance Revolution not Final Fantasy. BITCH!" "WHAT?" Hiro said ready to fight Ritsu thus the rap battle began.

Ritsu began to rap like a gangsta that he really isn't,"I'm a Barbie Girl, in the fuckin' hood, life in the whorehouse its fantastic. You can screw me for a buck, undress me everywhere. My sexlife, children are your creation!" Everyone was really disturbed about his rap, except for Rin. "That was a fine ass toon Ritsu! Was it about mah fine lil self, Lil Rinny?" "Damn right my bitchizzle!" Ritsu replied like a gangsta. Yuki came back thru a dark portal from nowhere. "Were the fuck have you been bitch?" Kyo screamed. "I had sexy mansex with Roxas and Sora, wanna come fuckas? Da gots a nice frekin hood!" "All right 'pimp daddy' but Momiji's coming with us." Momiji screamed, "WTF!" For when he was dragged along he was about to finish Sexy Planet on challenge mode. Oh well, stupid freakin sexxiiful manwhore.

Then Hiro started his rap in the rap battle, "I'm a gangsta, I'm a straight up G, the gangsta life, is the life for me, shooting ppl by day selling drugs by night, being a gangsta is hella tight!
I walk aroundtown with a stark erection, and I gave your mom, a yeast infection. I saw a police man and i punched him in the eye, to serve and protect, what a lie. I also don't like white ppl, you shouldn't too and don't get me started about the Jews. I'm a gangsta grrr im mad, I'm a gangsta my rhymes are bad. I dropped out of school at the age of three. Why? Cause all the techers tried to playa hate on. My rhymes are bad just like doing cocaine, my rhymes are hot like a burning flame!" (ME: I DIDN'T MAKE THIS I GOT IT FROM YOU TUBE type in the search box kh2 gangsta it'll be the first one. BTW I'm not racist, I'm white, and sme of my family is Jewish, so yeah...) Ritsu said , "Fo shizzle my dizzle you fuckinwon da battlshizzle!" "I hava Q and I want your A bitch how the fuck come you normally only say WHAT? YEAH? AND GET CRUNK!" Kisa asked whom randomly now became alive asked. "WHAT? YEAH? GETCRUNK!" Hiro replied. Thus Kisa lifted her arm ready to fight...

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