Hey, it's Aerocat 3989 with another Queen songfic! This one tells the story of Anakin Skywalker and his journey to the Dark Side, but to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody. Enjoy!
Rated T for talk about death and lots of drama
Skywalker Rhapsody
Based on the lyrics of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Jedi Spirits:
Is this what he wants?
Is this really his needs?
First a Jedi
Now a Sith Lord he must be
Make up your mind
Now what do you want to be?
Anakin:
I'm just a slave boy
I need no sympathy
All:
Because I'm Anakin, Skywalker
A little light, a little dark
Anakin:
Any planet but here
Jedi Spirits
Life doesn't really matter to me, to me.
Anakin:
Mama, just died today
They came and took her away
Beat her, now she's dead.
Mama, I had come back
But I didn't come and save you soon enough
Mama, ooh
You didn't need to die
You said we'd see each other someday
Yes you did, yes you did, now life doesn't matter.
Too late, my Padme's gone
I cried into the night
"She's not dead, you're not right!"
Goodbye, everybody- I've got to go
Now a Sith Lord I must be
Mama, ooh- (any planet but here)
I just want to die
I shouldn't even been born at all!
Obi-Wan:
I see a monster, once a Jedi
Jedi Sprits:
Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan, will you do the fandango?
Sith Spirits:
LOTS OF FORCE LIGHTNING, VERY, VERY FRIGHTNING, EH?
Obi-Wan:
Anakin!
Palpatine:
Anakin!
Obi-Wan:
Anakin!
Palpatine:
Anakin!
Both:
Anakin Skywalker!
Jedi and Sith Spirits:
Oh, Ani-I-I-I!
Anakin: I'm just a slave boy, nobody loves me
Jedi Spirits:
HE'S JUST A SLAVE BOY FROM A SLAVE FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!
Anakin:
I'm a Jedi, not a Sith- now will you let me go?
Palpatine:
Darth Vader-
Sith Spirits:
NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Jedi Spirits:
LET HIM GO!
Palpatine:
Darth Vader-
Sith Spirits:
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Jedi Spirits:
LET HIM GO!
Palpatine:
Darth Vader-
Sith Spirits:
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Jedi Spirits:
LET HIM GO!
Sith Spirits:
WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Jedi Spirits:
LET HIM GO!
Sith Spirits:
NEVER LET YOU GO!
Jedi Spirits:
OOH
Sith Spirits:
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO-
Anakin:
Oh Mama Shimi, Mama Shimi!
Jedi Spirits:
MAMA SHIMI, LET HIM GO!
MASTER YODA SAYS YOU MUST LET HIM BE
HIM BE
HIM BE!
Anakin:
So you think you can burn me and let me fry!
So you think you can shock me and leave me to die!
Oh, Palpy- Can't do this to me, Palpy!
Just gotta get out- Just gotta get right outta here!
Jedi Spirits:
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Ooh…
Anakin:
Life doesn't matter
Just let me be
Life doesn't matter- Life doesn't matter to me.
Any planet but here…
THE END!
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