Ahahahahahaha...i feel great! Oh yeah, this has a twinge of citrus in it, but it sucks ass, cuz i wasn't that good at writing about sex when i was littler, but i didn't want to write it over again, so neh!

You know the warning, you know the disclaimers. If you don't, you're a slow-tard...and your mother dresses you wierd.


Naruto ran into his house and slammed the door, "YEEEEESSSS!" He jumped off of the back of the couch as he fisted the air. He plopped himself down onto the couch. "Whoo, I can finally sleep tonight." and as if on cue, he shut his eyes and went to sleep.

Naruto's dream
Sweat poured off of both boys as Naruto pounded deep within Sasuke. Sasuke gripped the sheets tight, as his body was being pushed up against the bed.

"Naru...faster...harder..more...please..." The blonde minded and stood up on his knees, Sasuke's legs still thrown over his shoulders.

He scooted themselves until the raven-haired ninja's back was pressed up against the head board. Naruto sat him down and began to pound into Sasuke once more. "No...harder..." Naruto looked at Sasuke weird. 'Damn, Uchihas are hard to please.' he started to push against Sasuke until he was partially standing up and his forehead was on Sasuke's. Sasuke's legs were pushed into his chest.

"Uggghhh... am I in there far enough know?" the other boy put his hands into the thick blonde locks and pulled the other face onto his.

He let go. "move" Naruto pulled out almost all the way, and then stopped..

He slammed into Sasuke. "NARUTO!" Sasuke screamed as he came all over himself. He panted and then looked up. Naruto stared at him.

"Cute." Sasuke pulled Naruto's face closer and held him tight as he kiised him. The blonde sank to his knees and started to kiss back. "Naruto...Naruto ...WAKE UP!"

It's over

Naurto opened his eyes, only to have his glare met by...


My little Yuki-kun is going to make a deal with you. If you rate and review nicely, he'll give you a plushie hug! If you flame me, he'll use them to set your house in fire.