Okay, this chappy contains masturbation, jacking off, more masturbation, and Sasuke talking about sex.

It was Sasuke. His chin was rested on the back of the couch, and the rest of him was well, behind the couch. durr...

"Oh hi Sasuke!" Naruto stuttered.

He then realized that his hands were wrapped around his cough you know. He tried to pull them off, but he saw they were wet with "stuff" so he shoved them back in his boxers.

"Um..Sasuke. How long have i been..."

"Masturbating?"

"Yeah, hey wait. It sound so wrong when you say it like that."

"Ok, you say I sound wrong. Well, this is you when you were sleeping." Sasuke shoved his hands into his pants and started to jack off. "Am pant I in there far groan enough, now?"

Sasuke looked up at Naruto who was staring at the other boy masturbating, and then started to do it too, blood steadily dripping from his nose, as he remembered his dream.

Sasuke stopped his little impression, and looked at Naruto.

"Um..Naruto...you can stop now. Helloooo. Okay, Naruto, I'm gonna go tell everyone that you're 'giving yourself pleasure'." Sasuke walked over to the door and looked back at Naruto, who was still in a trance, and still jacking off.

"Okay then, here I go." Sasuke grabbed the door handle, and turned it. Naruto still wasn't fazed. The raven-haired ninja opened the door all the way, and stepped outside. "Hey everybody! Guess what! Naruto's givi..."

Sasuke's sentence was cut off by Naruto slapping his hand over the other's mouth, and pulling him inside.

"SASUKE! YOU IDIOT! I"M GONNA KILL YOU...ahahahhhhhhh. Sasuke.. no stop...ahahahhhh." Sasuke had pulled Naruto's wet hand off of himself, and started licking it.

"Hey, quit that...no.." Sasuke licked between his fingers. Naruto squirmed. "Hey that tickles! heh heh!" Naruto felt his breath hitch as Sasuke started stuck one of his tanned, wet fingers in his mouth, and began to suck on it.

"...Sasuke..." Naruto was hunched over Sasuke's back, as his hand were being held in front of the other boy's face, a few fingers in his mouth. "Sa-sasuke...quit it. Sasuke began to bring Naruto's fingers in and out of his mouth.

He massaged the other hand with his own. Naruto buried his face in the crook of Sasuke's neck, and squeezed his eyes shut. Sasuke bit Naruto's finger.

"Naruto, do you want to make your dreams come true?" The blonde was so caught up in his thoughts, that he didn't realize that Sasuke had let go of his hands, and asked him a question.

"Naruto."

"Hm?"

"I said, do you want to make your dreams come true?"

Naruto's face lit up. "You mean you can make me Hokage!"

Sasuke sweatdropped. "I mean last night's dream."

Naruto giggled. "Oh, that. Don't you think it's a little too soon?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

'Wow, Sasuke gets right to the point, doesn't he?' "How about this. Sasuke, would you like to go out on a date with me?"

"Will we get to have sex afterwards?" 'Sex, Sex, Sex with Naru, Sex, Sex!'

"Um...we'll see."

"Okay then! I'll meet you at 8:45. Goodbye, my pet." Sasuke stood up ,and walked away. He was about to open the door, when he felt something press under his arm. He felt Naruto's soft spikes graze across his skin, and his arms wrap around his own waist.

"Hmmm... your pet? Am I a good pet?"

Sasuke pet his head. "If you have sex with me." Naruto dropped his arms and laid his head on Sasuke's chest. He looked into his coal black eyes. "Sasuke, would you really do that to your pet." "Only if it was you."

Sasuke could feel Naruto's throat vibrate against his chest. He was purring. "How do you do that?" "Do what?" "THAT!" "WHAT!" "Your purring." "I dunno." "Anyways, it's cute." Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hands and brought them up in between them. He kissed Sasuke on the lips, and ran his tongue over them. Sasuke willingly opened up. The older boy expected Naruto to start frenching him, but instead he pulled away, and squeezed his hands as hard as he could.

A pained look came over Sasuke's face. "Naruto..You're going to break them."

Naruto began to bend Sasuke's wrists back, causing him to fall to his knees into a backbend. "Seriously, Naruto. You're going to break them!" Naruto leaned his face closer to Sasuke's.

"Don't ever call me cute! I'm sexy. okay. Not cute." Sasuke smirked as Naruto let his hands go. He walked over to the door. "Okay, sexy. See you at 8:45." Naruto smiled at himself and sat on the couch. "Okay, then." 'I better wear something nice. Naw, Sasuke won't mind.'

Meanwhile Sasuke held his wrists to his chest and cried soundlessly...just kidding...he just popped his fingers and wrists and put his hands in his pockets. insert sexy walk here

A moment of my life: wriiten by...wouldn't you like to know

I hate it when people call me cute...i had to wear a dress to school (worst day of my 12 year old life goddammit) and people were laughing at me (cuz i have a freakin reputation...and i just usually wear my orange cargo capris and a black tee) and my teacher was like 'Stop it students she looks really cute today.' and i sent her the evil death glare, but it didn't work cuz a glare turns into a pout when you wear pink shudder. I'M NOT A FUCKING BARBIE DOLL! And then it was windy outside, and the dress was korean, so the slits came up to mid-thish, so you could see the red boxer that i was wearing as shorts. Meh, they say 'hot stuff' on the back. Kukuku, it was hilarious.