Oh yay! So many people are reviewing. Thank you! I felt like putting birds in here...so i did. And Naruto is a mother bird
Warnings blah blah blah Disclaimers blah blah blah
(okie. ima gonna skip to 8:40, otherwise known as five minutes before their date. If you don't know who 'they' are, I'm sorry but you are so stupid. Actually, no, i'm not sorry. death to you!
...Anywayz, use your imagination to think about what Naruto was doing during that time. Sleeping, eating, walking around, jerking off hmmm..., thinking about Sasuke's porky ass, whatever cooks your ramen.)
Naruto was sitting on the floor eating durrr...ramen...durrrr. "Peep, Peep!" "Hmm?" Naruto turned around and saw two little birds sitting in a nest. He walked over to the window and sat down, leaning on the window sill.
"Peep, Peep." The baby birds stared at Naruto with wide eyes. "PEEEPPPPP!" they started chirping and jumping around.
"Hm?" The blonde soon realized the situation.
He had ramen dangling out of his mouth, and to the birds, he guessed he looked like their momma, bringing back some food. The birds jumped up and down, as he started making chirping noises, and holding the noodles above their head.
One of the birds jumped on top of the other. "Wow, little guy, don't let your brother jumpm on you."The littler bird responded to the other and started chirping, and flailing his wing around trying to act tough.
"I know! I'll call you Itachi because you pick on oyour little brother, and I'll call you Sasuke, because you always try to get revenge, and you act tougher than you really are. Hey wait..Sasuke. Oh shit! THE DATE!"
Naruto waas shaken out of his thoughts by a large shadow hovering above him. "Caw, Caw!" "Oh no, momma's home." Naruto frantically ran around the living room, and the large bird flew around, trying to catch him.
"Caw, Caw!" "NO, Ow, DAMMIT, MY EYE, YOU FUCK BIRD!" 'Wait, no, I know how to do this!'
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" All of the Narutos ran towards the bird, and she ran out of the window. The real naruto slammed the window closed, as the clones poofed away.
"Man, Sasuke is going to be expecting me. Oh well, he won't expect anything fancy from me." He ran into the bedroom, and put on clean clothes. He grabbed his orange jacket and ran out of the house, to Sasuke's.
(To Sasuke's house, away!)
When he reached his destenation, Sasuke was standing outside of his house, holding a bag that is kind of like Sakura-bitch's. Shikamaru and Kiba were standing beside him, also with bags.
"Do you have any idea what time it is, Naruto?"
"I know, I know. I'm late. What are Shika and Kiba doing here?"
Kiba blushed as Shikamaru explained. "Well, Sasuke-kun told us that you two were going on a date, and since we are kind of the same type of relationship, he asked me and Ki-Ki if we wanted to come along."
"Sasuke, you bastard, why are you telling people!"
Sasuke's smirk turned into a glare. Kiba patted him on his back. "How troublesome. We promise we won't tell anybody." Naruto grumbled.
"Okay...What's with the bags?" He reached out to grab Sasuke's.
"You'll see. Come on, we don't want to be late do we?" Shikamaru and Kiba grabbed each other's hands and walked in front of Sasuke and Naruto.
Naruto blushed as Sasuke placed his hand on the other's. They looked at each other and smiled as they walked to their date.
ooh yeah, more Sakura bashing! and mysterious bags...dun dun dun...and i bird named itachi. What happened to poor itachi you say? he was old to a farmer who raised him to be big and strong. Then he sent him to McDonalds, and i ate him in a McChicken Sandwich. (haha, no i love itachi, he's awesome...and mucho sexiieeh!)