Okay, so in this chappy we have...gay guys, hot gay guys, hot gay guys making out, drunk gay guys...and special guest apperancec from Kaito (X-Kai) and Miroku (Inuyasha), also there are sweet tender moments...And Sasuke gets called a whore!
Enjoy!
"Okay, so what are you going to make me wear?" Naruto asked as he slid his pants down to his ankles.
Shikamaru was wearing his usual mesh shirt with super tight low rise black leather pants, while Kiba was wearing a white kimono that came up to his mid-thigh, and had the upper part wide open so you could see most of his chest.
Naruto stared at Sasuke as the other ninja changed.
He had really baggy black shorts on, that gave somewhat of a view.
"Nice thong, Sasuke-chan." Naruto joked.
"I know. You want in it, no?" The blonde quickly stopped laughing.
"Okay, Naruto. Time for you. Um, take your boxers off."
"eh..what did you say?"
"Take your underwear off."
Sasuke reached out and grabbed the lining of Naruto's boxers. Naruto slapped his hands away.
"No, Shika and Kiba are watching."
"How troublesome. Fine, we won't watch." Shikamaru said as he and Kiba turned with their backs facing the others.
"Sasuke, you turn around too."
"I'm you boyfriend. I have full viewing rights."
"NO! Turn around. I don't want you to see, yet."
Sasuke handed a naked Naruto the bag, while he was still facing the other way.
"Hmmm..." Sasuke wanted to turn around and see what the blonde was humming for. "No, no. These clothes won't do. They make me look hot. I don't want to be hot. I want to be 'fuck me sexy'. I'll be right back. Um...Sasuke, watch my clothes for me."
'What the fuck. Is he going to go through the town naked? Oh, nevermind...ninja-fast speed.'
Kiba patted Sasuke on the shoulder. "So, fuck me sexy. You are so lucky. Shikamaru only dresses up, well actually he never dresses up. He already thinks he's fucking sexy."
"Well, you know I am."
"Yes, you are, but your capris only say that you are uke material."
"Shut up. You are the one who is wearing a kimono."
"It's only because you won't wear anything hot."
"What about what I'm wearing now."
"It makes your ass look fat and squishy, like Chouji."
"Ow, what an insult. I thought you like my ass. Just yesterday, when we had a dominance switch you were all like Oh Shika, it's so tight..." Shikamaru was cut off by Naruto.
Sasuke ran up and hugged him. "Oh dear god, thank you Naruto. They were going into a 'how you act during sex' talk. ...Wow. You do look fuck me sexy."
Naruto was wearing his usual orange outfit, only there were some minor changes made to it. First of all, the top ended under his chest, and the neck piece was made of fluffy goose down. Second of all, the pants were tight, i mean super tight, and he had them rolled up to, well as far as they could go.
Sasuke stared at him. 'Mm..nice butt, nice chest, nice stomach, nice legs, nice...wait that's not nice, that's FINE! (you know what we are talking about)'
Naruto notice his lover staring at him. 'So, he's not allowed to touch me. That doesn't mean that I can't touch him.' He walked up to the midnight haired boy and slid his whole body up his leg. "Do you like what you see?" Sasuke shivered. "Remember, no touchie."
"Umm. Naruto. We have to go, remember?"
"Okay."
All the boys placed the old clothes in their bags, and they all walked off, Sasuke straining to keep his erection hidden.
"So, when are we going to get there?" Asked Naruto as he walked with his hands rested behind his head, making his jacket raise up farther.
"We're here." Sasuke, Kiba, and Shikamaru said in unison.
"Um this is a bar."
Kiba ran up behind the blonde. "Not just any bar...look inside." He smiled a smile that beared his fangs, and Naruto meant that this was trouble.
"I've never been in here before, either." Sasuke grabbed Naruto's hand as they both hesitantly walked in the bar.
A man with shoulder length black hair walked up to them. He was at least 10 years older than them, but he looked hot.
"SOooooo...is this your first time in the 'Flaming Shuriken'? "He slung his arm around Sasuke. "Mmmm...don't worry. I'll make you feel right at home...My name Kaito, but you can call me Kai. So, what's your name sexy?"
Naruto glared at him, his eyes shining red. "Kai, in case you haven't noticed..SASUKE IS MY MATE! SO GET YOUR HANDS OFFA HIM NOW!" Kai walked away leaving a fuming Naruto, and a stunned Sasuke. Sasuke looked shocked, but it turned into a smirk.
"Mate? that is so retarded."
"Well, well...we are going to be mates, right?"
"You sound like and animal."
"But I can be an animal in bed too..."
Sasuke looked shocked again. 'wow. sasuke, my dear boy you've hit the jackpot.' He felt all of his blood rush to his lower regions. "But still, why did you have to yell at that guy? I wasn't going to let him get too far."
Naruto glared at his lover. "Okay then, whore, go bak to your little lover, Kaito..."He turned his back to Sasuke. Sasuke walked up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Hey, that was no reason to start PMSing all of a sudden. I dont love him. I don't know why your acting like an ass wipe anyways." He removed his hand from Naruto's shoulder when he felt the boy turn around.
"Ya wanna know why im acting like this? Ya wanna know why? Im acting like this because a man was just hitting on you, and didn't even acknowledge the relationship you and I have!" Sasuke was about to yell back, and start another infamous SasuNaru fight, but another pair of lips came crashing down on his. 'Naruto...'
He ran his hand through the silky golden locks as he immersed himself in the kiss. Naruto pulled the other body closer to his, and wrapped his arms tight around it's waist. He could feel the other boy's hands roaming up his sides, and could feel the other's tongue probing at his own mouth.
He opened it, and felt his tongue being brutally assaulted by another. He fought back, and ran his hands over the naked chest in front of him. His eyes widened when he felt hands tugging at his pants. He then felt those same hands pushing themselves into the orange garment, so he ran his hands down the back of the raven-haired boy until they were inside of the loose black pants.
Tanned fingers slid over the pale entrance that was barely covered by the black thong. Pale hands grabbed hold of a throbbing erection, when...
"Yeah, get it on!" Both boys pulled their hands out of each other's pants as they released the other's mouth. There was a crowd of men around them, and they seemed to be enjoying the act played out in front of them.
Sasuke and Naruto blushed as they ran through the screaming crowd. They sat down at the bar to catch their breath.
Sasuke looked at Naruto. "So, I finally got to touch you. Never knew you were so big."
Naruto smiled. "Finally got to touch you too. I kind of liked it." It was Sasuke turn to smile, but of course, it came out as a smirk.
"Sasuke?"
"Hm?"
"I love you."
"Oh...I love you too."
"Promise me you won't touch any other guy like you touched me."
Sasuke wrapped his arm around Naruto. "I promise."
"Give this happy couple the strongest you got. It's on me!" It was the same man from the crowd. Ya know, the one that yelled. He put a hand on each of the boys' head. He breath smelled like alcohol.
Sasuke and Naruto groaned in embarrassment. The bartender looked at the man.
"Miroku are you sure you want to do this. I mean c' mon. They're hot as fire, but they're still boys." Sasuke rested his head on Naruto's shoulder. "Yep, they deserve it."