wow, this is really retarded. attempted humor, not really funny, so don't review saying, you suck at humor...this is a romance/drama, not a humor.

Here's a shout out to all my peeps that reviewed. The shout outis right here ->...(it's invisible...kukuku)

"So, give them your strongest stuff. They deserve it with the little show they put on back there."

Sasuke felt another blush creep across his face. He leaned closer to the other boy's ear. "Yeah, and I enjoyed it, too."

"Eep!" Naruto's eyes grew wide, but he soon calmed down. "Wanna do it again?"

"Well, duh, of course I do."

"Tell me when and where."

"Here and now." Sasuke put his arm around Naruto's middle and pulled himself closer. He trailed his tongue down his face, before the bartender pulled them apart.

"Wow Miroku. Now I see why you wanna get them drunk. I've never two young hotties so much into each other, in public!"

Naruto looked at them weirdly as Miroku laid his head on their shoulders. Sasuke could feel his warm breath on his naked shoulder. The bartender started pouring shots.

Miroku stood up and took a seat next to Naruto. "Hey, gimme some sake!"

"Er...Miroku. Don't you think you've had enough alcohol?"

"Nope"

Naruto's eyes lit up! "I've drank sake! Can I have some?"

Sasuke stared at Naruto. "You drink?"

"Well, I was pretty sad when I was confused about liking you, so..."

"So you became an alcoholic?"

The blonde shifted his eyes. "

Here ya are!" The bartender placed two little glasses in front of the ninjas, and handed Miroku a bottle of sake. "Drink up!"

The boys picked up the glasses and sniffed the liquid.

The whiskered boy looked at Sasuke with a challenging gaze. "Hey, betcha I can drink it faster!"

Miroku laid a drunken hand on Naruto's head. "I think you should go easy on him, after all it is his first time...hey you have pretty eyes." Miroku leaned in closer, causing Naruto to lean back away from him and hit his head on the counter.

He fell and passed out face first, in Sasuke's crotch.

"Um Naruto, wake up." Miroku shook him causing Sasuke to moan from the shifting weight on his most private areas.

"Oh look, boy's getting lucking again!" The crowd gathered around the blushing Sasuke.

Sasuke groaned. "No..."

"Oh, lookie boys, he's not enjoying it, better get him drunken up." They all paid for one drink each. Glasses started to appear all around Sasuke. "Come on boy, It will make it all feel good."

Sasuke didn't know what to do, so he grabbed a glass and chugged it down.

"Whoo! More MORE more!" Sasuke finished off half of the glsses and took a break. "Oh Jesus, the room is spinning. Why are my pants so heavy?" He patted Naruto's head. "And fuzzy? HehHeh." Sasuke started laughing like a mad man.

"Come on, little dude. Finish it up!"

(to where naruto is, away!)

"Ugggnnnhh...Why does my head hurt so bad?" Naruto sat up and looked around him.

'Okay, I remember coming in the 'Flaming Shuriken, touching Sasuke, almost being kissed be Miroku, and hitting my head, but I don't remember being on the floor. Ugghhh...and why does my leg hurt so bad?'

The blonde looked down to see a man stepping on his ankle. And there were a lot more men around him.

"Um, excuse me, you, the fat dude on my leg. Ahem! I said get off." Like that really helped. Naruto punched the man in the back of the knee, causing his legs to buckle under him. Naruto pushed the man off of himself and stood up.

"Drink. Drink. Drink!" He saw Sasuke, chugging drinks.

"What are you doing, Sasuke?" Sasuke turned around and fell out of the seat. He lazily crawled over to his lover and stood up. Sasuke placed his hands on Naruto's shoulders and started laughing.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Have you ever noticed how pretty you are?" Sasuke fell in and kissed him hard on the nose.

Naruto sat him on the seat, and took a seat next to him. "Oh, yeah. I remember something...HA!"

Naruto stared at Sasuke with a 'How much did you drink' face. "Yeah, what?"

"You said that you could drink faster than me. How about we split what the guys are giving me into two and finish our contest?"

"Alright, then. You're on!" Both picked up a glass and started drinking.

(later after who know how many drinks)

"Hey Sasuke, who won?" Naruto leaned up against his partner.

"Who drank the most?" They looked at the glasses.

"Well, this side was my side, and that side is your side..."

"No its not."

"Shut up."

"no, you shut up."

"No, you shut up. Okay, okay, oh wait, Sasuke. Who's that ugly woman over there?" He pointed to a figure dressed in purple.

It started walking to them.

"Hey, there ugly lady!" Sasuke waved and smiled a retarded smile.

"Well then, if that's an ugly lady, then it must be your daddy."

"Hey, my daddy's dead."

"So is mine!"

"You didn't have a daddy, you had two mommas."

"Well, your brother's gay."

"So are we!"

"YAY!" Sasuke and Naruto hugged each other.

Naruto looked over Sasuke. "Hey, your daddy's coming over here."

"Daddy! Hey, that's not my daddy, that's Miroku-ku-ku-ku-ku-ku."

"Hey Miroku! Whatcha doin?"

"Hey there, boys and girls."

The whiskered boy stared at the other. "You're the girl."

"I'm the girl!"

"My little uke!"

"Your little uke! Here that, Miroku, I'm HIS little uke! Aren't you so happy?"

The older man smiled. "Hey, ya wanna do something fun?"

"Yeah!" Both the boys stood up and grabbed one of Miroku's arms. He led them past an audience of horny men, and onto a stage. They met a man with pink hair.

"Hey Shuichi, I got your next performers here."

"Okay then, show them what they have to do."

Miroku took them to a pole in the middle of the stage. "Okay, you see this pole? Sasuke, pretend that its Naruto. Naruto, pretend that its Sasuke. Dance with it like you know you want it."

"Aye Aye, ma'am!" Sasuke watched Miroku walk back over to Shuichi.

Naruto waved to the crowd. "Hi everybody. My name is Naruto. You see this pole, it's name is Sasuke. I love Sasuke!"

Meanwhile Sasuke was snatched out of his drunken stare. 'He loves me...' Sasuke started to run up to Naruto, but music began playing.

The lights dimmed down low, and neon ones began to shine. '...well then, let's give him the show of a lifetime.' Sasuke reaced down and pushed his pants down to reveal the black thong. Naruto stared. Sasuke walked up to the pole.

"Eh, so Naruto, are you ready?" Naruto walked closer. Sasuke grabbed the pole. He wrapped his pale leg around it and twirled around, grabbing Naruto in the process. He swooped his head down for a quick kiss.

He let go of the boy, and slid his leg down the pole. Naruto watched his lover press his lower body onto the pole, and he moaned, feeling Sasuke's movements as if he were the pole. Naruto walked up to the dancing boy and slid his arms around his waist. He rolled his hips into Sasuke, as Sasuke did the same to the pole.

A cry came from the audience. "Just fuck him for crying out loud!"

Naruto buried his face in Sasuke's shoulder as he continued to grind his hips into the small white backside, faking movements that he wanted to do so badly. He reached down and grabbed the edges of the thong.

He began to pull it down, when a very exausted Shikamaru and Kiba came walking out of the bathroom. (yes...they were having sex. it was rough, sweaty, loud, and hard: so hard it broke the stall door off of the hinges. Have a nice dream about that tonight)

Kiba spotted his friends. "They look nice don't they?"

"Yeah, they do, but we need to get them out of there before everyone gets to see some other parts of the Uchiha."

"Whatever."

Shikamaru and Kiba ran past the cheering men, onto the stage. Kiba pulled Naruto's hands off of Sasuke's underwear, and pushed him into the crowd, where it seemed like millions of perverted hands tounched and fondled him. As soon as he made it out of the crowd, he could see Sasuke looking for him.

"Naruto!"

"I'm back here, Sasuke!" Sasuke turned his head and looked to Naruto. He jumped oof of the stage and ran to his lover, with Kiba and Shikamaru behind him.

Erm, the next one is going to have a twinge of citrus in it, so review good if you want it.