OK…sorry that it's been awhile…but I've been buuuuuuuuuusy! Kay…anyhoo…I don't own Naruto, and if I did, Naruto and Sasuke should be forced to dance the can-can while wearing shower caps and eating nachos. So…on with the story!
Continuing where we left off…
"Like yourself much hag?"
The shriveled prune of a woman looked at Naruto like he had just smashed her car and she didn't switch to Geico yet. (A/N I don't own Geico, but if I did, everyone would get a free loofa with every insurance claim) "What's the matter? Did the ugly mountain fall on ya too hard when you were a baby or somethin'?" Naruto asked with a devilish smirk. Naruto was once again rewarded with a slap in the face with a fish. (Only BIGGER this time) "Whajya' do that for!" Naruto screeched. "HA! NINNY! YOU SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!" She then added to the insult by parading around the hut, shaking her stumpy butt in his face, and in a sing-song voice said "You scream like a girl-irl! You are a sissy! La-la-la-la-la-la!"
Naruto…did not take it well. "SHUT UP YA OLD HAG!" he yelled and literally kicked her in the butt. (which was quite boney might I add…) "OHHHHH! YOU DONE IT NOW, BI-ATCH! She screamed. " Bring it on, Gramma!"
Sorry…I can't continue this now, I have a friend over, you know her, you better love her or I'll blow you up with my BAZOOKA! ( now available at my own store I like to call SARA'S BAZOOKA BARN!) not real…sorry. Anyways…it's Banjkazfan! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BKF: Yaaaay! I hate melody (from PKMN: the movie 2000)
But I like Yakko…' Yaaaay! huggles non-existent Yakko plushie What! NON-EXISTENT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! huddles in corner crying
DC: yeah…can I talk now? Thanks. Anyways…right now we're watching that PKMN movie so we can make fun of it. ( No offence to PKMN lovers) I don't like watching the show or the movies, but I have to say, ME LIKEY THE GAMEYS!
Anyway… I'll up-date A.S.A.P. See ya next chapter!