Wtf, this chapter stinks, i just needed to find a way to well, piss each other off...iono...w/e

Sephiroth's POV

It was the most horrible punishment the flower girl could unleash on me. I knew she wasn't all innocent as everyone said she was. I KNOW WHAT SHE DOES WITH ZACH UP THERE! Any ways as I contemplated her evil I failed to notice at the time that the Turk was edging for my masamune. As my senses returned to my self, I realized that she was about to chuck it outside the window. She was smirking evilly in her pink underwear that has frills on them…interesting. Right after I got a mental image of that embedded in my head I ran over to her and took it from her. She screamed and fell to the ground. As I was about to look for scratches, she went over to her shot gun and pointed it at me threatenly. I just smirked.

"Don't make a move, or I'll blow all the Jenova cells out of you," she threatened me.

"Hmm, strong words coming from such a weak person," I told her examining my gloves.

"I'm serious," she cocked her gun. I rolled my eyes. The only person that could kill me was Cloud. He was the key to my destruction for some reason.

"If you already forgot mortal, if you 'kill' me, then you die as well and go back to the life stream," I explained. The anger in her eyes grew and she kept her position. A couple seconds passed and she put her gun down towards her side.

"Damn it, you're right," she sighed.

"Of course I am," I responded. She growled at me and un-cocked her gun.

"Ass hole," she snapped.

"Why, you have such colorful language, don't you?" I asked sarcastically. She mumbled to herself and edged to her clothes. But instead of grabbing hers, she grabbed mine and laughed evilly. I jolted up as she began to dress in my clothes.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yelled. She continued to laugh evilly as she buttoned up the coat where it usually revealed my chest. He threw my armor across the room and grabbed her shot gun. Then she looked towards me with the same fire in her eyes and smiled.

"Aeris might of said we can't kill each other, doesn't mean we can't annoy each other." Damn. She was right. As the shock wore off, she was already grabbing her clothes and ran out the door.

Oh. crap.

I ran after her as she sprinted down the flight of stairs. God this girl was so random. One moment she's going to shoot a bullet through me and the next stealing my clothing. I was catching up to her, but then she jumped over the stairs and landed on the flooring below. I mentally cursed and ran into a lady with her children. She looked at me suspiciously and I pushed her out of my way. Once I reached the bottom of the stairs, the Turk was making her way through the bar area. She was obviously stepping on people's feet or nudging her elbows into them because there would be an occasional 'WATCH IT' or 'WHAT THE HELL' or 'OUCH'. I smirked and walked gracefully through the crowd. People shot me weird looks and I heard a couple talk as I passed them.

"Is that Him?" one asked.

"No, Strife killed him, remember?" the other one responded.

"Oh yah."

Anger surged through me as the memories reentered my head. Just get the god damn girl was all I thought. I wasn't about to die again. Na ah, nada, not a third time. Once I got to the front of the room, I couldn't see any trace of her. Or that's what I thought.

Rachel's POV

Why I took his clothes I didn't know. Maybe to piss him off, or just to be an ass…wait, what's the difference? Any ways. I ran outside in order to get as far away from him as possible for the time. Dodging behind a fruit stand outside the hotel I listened for the heavy foot steps. My former life ran through my head. All the bad, all the good, the cookie dough accidents with Reno, Rude, and Tseng, my promotion, the day I was hired, school, Rufus, ShinRa, and when I had my first beer. Ah yes that was one of the best days in my life, I thought to myself and smiled at the memories. My memories were abruptly stopped when a shadow was casted over me. My breathing was hushed and I strained my ears to hear who was near.

"Well, I wonder if she's hiding behind this fruit stand," I heard a deep voice come from the other side of this stand. Oh shit, I mumbled. The stand was lifted revealing my black clad back to the world. I shut my eyes and started to list all my favorite profanities.

"Shit, crap, fuck, shit, shit, crap, SHIT!" I yelled. I finally turned around and saw Sephiroth with his arms crossed and a smirk spread across. What the hell was I doing here any ways? Why did I take his clothes and try to run? What was the point? He picked me up and dragged me back to the room. I started to kick him as we climbed up the stairs but I didn't seem to affect him. He sat me on the bed and closed the door.

"Now, strip down and give me my clothes back," he commanded me. I hissed at him and stayed where I was. I wasn't about to let him win this one.

"No."

"Yes."

"NO."

"YES!"

Suddenly we were back in the field of flowers and I was still in Sephiroth's clothes.

"Tisk, tisk, tisk," Aeris voice rang. Sephiroth rolled his eyes and I started to curse.

"Can't you two just cooperate with each other?" she asked.

"It's her fault! She stole my clothes and ran. And she was about to kill me too," Sephiroth said starting the blame game. Of course he was right and I wasn't able to counteract it.

"Well…so?" I asked stubbornly.

"So, YOU STOLE MY CLOTHES," Sephiroth yelled.

"Dilly dally shilly shally. Seems like we're going to have to set some rules," Aeris sighed. Sephiroth and I grunted in unison as Aeris began to list the rules.

"First, you will have to abide by the following for the time being. NO attacking each other with your weapons, though it is very tempting, and you probably both hate each other but you will just have to cooperate. Second, you must live with each other in the same building. That means if you're in a hotel, same room. No running away. I'll bring you both back together for a conference if you want. Third, no stealing each others clothes. That's all and see you in a month. Remember, no more that a mile away from each others," and with that I was back in the pink room. Sephiroth sighed angrily and I stripped out of my clothes. A blanket of darkness fell over me and I depressingly put on my own clothes and sat in the chair. I waited for Sephiroth to get dressed. Once he was he turned to me and grunted.

"What now?" I asked.

"We leave," he said.

"Where?" I asked bitterly.

"Any where but here," he said. I sighed and got up. I took my shot gun and walked over to him.

"You know I still hate you right?" I asked.

"Of course. You know I still hate you right?" Spehiroth asked smirking.

"No duh."

"Well that's cleared up Turk. Nice to see you again," Sephiroth said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes and tried to walk out the door. But that didn't seem to work because Sephiroth pushed me out of his way and left first.

"Jack Ass," I mumbled.

"I take that as I compliment," he responded. I rolled my eyes and sighed heavily. This was going to be an extremely, long, terrifying month.