Hello again. I'm sorry the last chapter wasn't that good, I had to update or else the mobs would start to come...Oo Well anyways, I need to write another chapter and no one has given me any good ideas so...Here we go! When we last left off our randomized heroes, they had just been attacked by Shippo, who was mad at not being allowed to play the truth or dare game. Inuyasha and Kagome had a fight, and Shessomaru FINALLY KILLED JAKEN! W00T! now for more fun! P.S. I can't thuink of any more songs :-( so any help is appreshiated!

Chapter 4 - You've got mail!

"Owww..." Shesshomaru painfully said as he struggled to get out from under thegiant halfs of the top. "SIT BOY!" Kagome screamed as she and Inuyasha argued. "AHH! you evil little..."Inuyasha muttered as he got up and dusted himself off. "You could have killed me!" "Well maybe I should!" Kagome retorted with a expression off pure hatred. Suddenly a hole opened up in the ground and a little boy with a baseball bat and red cap appered. "Umm..this isn't Onett, is it?" the boy asked. "OHMYGODIT'SNESS!HEISSOOOOCUTEIJUSTWANTTOHUGHIMALLDAYLONGANDSMOTHERHIMINKISSES!1" Kagome screamed as she grabbed Ness by the arm and hugged him tight. The portal that the weird little boy had just came through closed as soon as Miroku stepped forward. "Ahh, that boy is so lucky...I wish I was him right now..." Miroku said as he sat back down. "WHAAAAT!" Inuyasha yelled as he jumped up and pulled out his sword. "Kagome is MY girl so back of monk!" "Wait a second, YOUR GIRL!"Kagome screamed as he let go off Ness, who quickly scrambled off into the bushes.

"I'm not YOUR girl, I'm not ANYONE'S girl! I'm just me ok!" Kagome screamed at Inuyasha, who was backing away slowly. "Now now Kagome, calm doOOWWWWWNNNN!"Inuyasha yelled the last part as he fell of of a cliff and went flying down , through a flock of birds, and into Kaede's hut. "What the...? Ye have defiled my hut, Inuyasha. And ye shall pay with thy life!" Kaede spoke as she pulled out a large cup of ramen and a stick. "N..Now now, Kaede, settle down." Inuyasha said as he backed toward the cliffs. "SIIIIIIIT BOY!" came Kagome's voice all the way from the top of the cliff. Inuyasha was pinned to the ground. And could not move to avoid Kaede's steaming cup ramen. "AAAHHH! THE RAMEN BURNS MY MOUTH! Although, it is very good and high in protein! XD" A couple off rocks fell off of the cliff as Sesshomaru jumps off and lands next to Inuyasha. "Brother, let us duel." He said as he pulled out his Tokigin (Can't spell tensaegia XD) "All right then!" Inuyasha responded as he pulled out his Tetsaegia.

Both of the brothers swords were glowing strangely. Suddenly an unearthly voice said "You've got mail." "AHHH!" Inuyasha an Sesshomaru both screamed as they fainted in a heap. "Oh well, on with the game!" Kagome said as she sat back down. "It's Ayame's turn. Ayame?" "Hmm. I pick Songo, truth or dare?" "I pick Truth!" "Ok, why do you get mad when Miroku hits on other women?" Ayame asked with an inquisitive stare. " Well...uhh...KILALA! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" Songo yelled as she jumped on Kilala, who was still small. "...Kilala? are you ok...? OH MY GOD SHE'S DEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Relax Songo! Kilala's not dead! She's just ... uhh...knocked out, yah, that's it! knocked out!" Ayame said quickly so to avoid more carnage. "Hmmm... the fools are playing a game...I think I will drop in for a ' visit '."

Cliffhanger! Sorry about the last chapter, I'll probobly only do 1-2 more I'm running out of ideas-Adios!-Wockysrule9000