I'm back and better than ever! After over a year without an update, you will now see why I needed some time. I had a lot of other things going on and if you've visited my profile, you'll see I have done another story and a poem. I have also been working on some artwork that I will post on my deviantART page. So now, after a loooong time without any story, we will now... bring on the funny christmas songs in the middle of July!
Kagome - On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Japanese transistor radio.
Inuyasha – On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, green polka dot pajamas.
Kagome – And a Japanese transistor radio.
Miroku – It's a nakashuma!
Sango – On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a calender book with the name of my insurance man.
Inuyasha – Green polka dot pajamas.
Kagome – And a Japanese transistor radio.
Miroku – It's a mark four model, thats the one thats discontinued.
Shippo – On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a simulated alligator wallet.
Songo - A calender book with the name of my insurance man.
Inuyasha – Green polka dot pajamas.
Kagome – And a Japanese transistor radio.
Miroku – And it comes in a leather red case with holes in it, so you can listen right through the case.
Sesshomaru – On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to beeeeeeee.
Shippo – A simulated alligator wallet.
Songo - A calender book with the name of my insurance man.
Inuyasha – Green polka dot pajamas.
Kagome – And a Japanese transistor radio.
Miroku – And it comes with a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick in your ear and a thing on the other end that you can't stick any ware because it's bent.
Kaede – On the sixth day on Christmas, my true love gave to me, a hammered aluminum nutcracker.
Koga – And all that other stuff!
Kagome - And a Japanese transistor radio.
Ayame – On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it!
Koga – And all that other stuff!
Kagome – And a Japanese transistor radio.
Sota – On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, an indoor plastic birdbath.
Koga – And all that other stuff!
Kagome - And a Japanese transistor radio.
Kikyo – On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a pair of teakwood shower clocks.
Koga – And all that other stuff!
Kagome - And a Japanese transistor radio.
Hojo (I'm running out of people) – On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter.
Koga – And all that other stuff!
Kagome - And a Japanese transistor radio.
Grandpa – On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, an automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television, but not when you get it home!
Kagome - And a Japanese transistor radio.
Everyone – On the twelfth day of Christmas although it may seem strange. On the twelfth day of Christmas, I'm going to exchange.
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television, but not when you get it home!
A chromium combination manicure scissors and cigarette lighter.
A pair of teakwood shower clocks.
An indoor plastic birdbath.
A pink satin pillow that says San Diego, with fringe all around it!
A hammered aluminum nutcracker.
A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to beeeeeeee.
A simulated alligator wallet.
A calender book with the name of my insurance man.
Green polka dot pajamas.
And a Japanese transistor raaaadiiiioooooo! Marry Christmas Everyone from us here at the Inuyasha team!
Wow that took a long time to type. Now on with the story.
" Kilala! You can fly!"
"Kilala's dead!" screeched Songo as she ran in circles around Ayame. On the ground in front of her was a squished flat Kilala. Down below the cliff nearby lay Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, still paralized from the 'You've got Mail.' experence.
"Songo..."Ayame tried to speak in between Songo's breaths.
"Songo!" Ayame yelled at the top of her voice. Making everyone suddenly become quiet and stare at her.
"Well, now that I have your attention, Miroku, go and get Kagome's bicycle pump, Kagome, get down out of that tree sweetie. Kagome was high atop the sacred tree that held Inuyasha for fifty years. She was singing something along the lines of this...
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows, everything.
Everything is wonderful when, where together!
Brighter than a lucky penny, oh I love it.
When where together!
Kagome continued to hum this tune as she climbed down and stood in front of Ayame.
"Private Hirigashi reporting for duty, ma'am!" Kagome called out as she held her shoes together and saluted Ayame.
"... Right, go and get Inuyasha, where going to need him to pump."
A FEW MINUTES LATER...
"Ok Inuyasha, start pumping!" Cried out Ayame. They had fed the tube from the bicycle pump in through Kilala's mouth and were trying to reinflate her. Songo was hiding in a small ditch a few meters away. After five solid minutes of pumping and only one vibrating sheep of death attack to speak of. We had a floating Kilala. Ayame them proceded to tie a string to Kilala's tail and brought this over Songo.
"Kilala? Kilala!" Screamed Songo as she grabbed Kilala and gave her a huge hug. Then Kilala strung a leek and, with Songo still atached, flew off into the sunset.
"SOBO TIME!" yelled Shippo, who had dug the boxes of sobo out of Kagome's bag. Everyone instantly forgot about Songo flying off with Kilala and grabbed a box.
About a mile away, Sango was still holding onto Kilala.
"Kilala! You can fly!"
That's it for now! I'm going to update more often so enjoy!. Also, in case you didn't notice I changed my user name from wockysrule9000 to LoneWolfStudios. I did this because I thought I needed a more mature user name. See ya!