Smashville High School!
Chapter 1: Intro… and stuff…
Disclaimer: I don't own anything… don't own SSBM… don't own High school… don't own you… don't know why you think I actually might own any of that…
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Here is yet another stupid story by this stupid author… everyone says "ooh you aren't stupid!" what they don't realize is… I'm trying to be stupid so all they achieve is insulting me!
Ok… all my writing has led up to this point… when I started I really sucked… bad… I hope this will be better than my first stories! (it wont be…)
HEY!… YOU SUCK PARENTHESIS MAN!
Anyway… now I can understand what I type… WOW… and kazzjaf changed to kazzjaff… and yeah…
But that's all ok… because I'm stupid…
ALL HAIL THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
Or Reel Big Fish… Either way I'll be happy…
RING! Goes the alarm clock!
And Ness woke up all mad and stuff… so he used his psychic powers to blow his alarm clock up and stuff… so he got dressed and stuff… then he ate and stuff… then he went off to school and stuff
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RING! Goes a different alarm clock!
And so Peach woke up and stuff… then realized she was younger and stuff… then got confused and stuff…
(MH: IT WAS CRAZY HANDS IDEA I SWEAR!… we made all the Smashers 16... Just to say we did!)
So Peach looked at what there was to wear… then decided to wear a skirt that went to her knees with slits up to her thighs… she thought it looked cute!… and Peach wore a shirt that said "HUG ME!" on each individual breast… she thought it looked cute… I think she is asking to be raped… then she went to school and stuff…
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RING! Yet again… as the people got annoyed!
Mario woke up and looked at Luigi… then threw his face out the window while giggling uncontrollably… then Luigi woke up to all the giggles and realized his face was missing… so he screamed and jumped out the window… Mario's giggles turned into a full time seizure and he twitched his way to school… and stuff… No one cares about Luigi though so lets end it and stuff…
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RING! Goes a perfectly timed mother!
Gannondorf woke up and hit the alarm clock… but it was his perfectly timed mother and so he ended up killing her… he looked around scared and ran off screaming… he somehow made it to school… and stuff…
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RING! Goes Dr. Mario's patients alarm!
Dr. Mario woke up and stuff… but he thought it was just the bell to wake him up for school so he got ready and ate and stuff… and left for school and stuff… the patient died because no one came to help him through the heart attack… so he cried… and crying mixed with heart attacks always leads to death by carbon monoxide…
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SCREECH! Goes a scared Diddy Kong!
DK woke up and went to go to school… but slipped on a banana peel and feel over… luckily Diddy broke the fall… although he was killed in the shock of a 258 ton ape falling on him… Then DK cried and stuff… then he went to school and stuff… even though he wasn't registered… and stuff…
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HAHA! Goes a never sleeping C. Falcon!
C. Falcon laughed and ran in circles before realizing he was going to school for no apparent reason… then he went without doing anything… no eating… no brushing teeth… no dressing (his clothes cant come on or off)… no baths… no nothing and stuff…
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THIS IS ROB 64!… WAKE THE HELL UP! Goes the outdated piece of junk that shouldn't have survived the first game let alone all the way into the new stuff!
"THE AUTHOR IS RIGHT!… YOUR NAME IS ROB 64... NOW DIE!" Fox screamed and shot Rob 64 in the head with his pistol… sadly it sucks and Rob didn't die…
So Fox woke Falco up with a fart… or at least he tried… but it didn't work… so he threw a hunk of poo at him… oh dear… THAT woke him up… and then they went to school and stuff… forgetting about the whole incident… and stuff…
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HEE-HAW! Goes a creepy mix of every other Fire Emblem game around… yeah…
Roy and Marth woke up in the same bed… looked at each other disgusted… they had just realized something… Fanfiction fan girls were perverts!… HECK YEAH! They grinned and then pretended to do stuff while looking into the distance dramatically… then went to school… and stuff…
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WAKE UP! Goes the strangely modern old age alarm clock!
Link woke up and saw the strangest sight… Y. Link was right next to him…
"Umm… which of us is which?" Link asked in confusion.
"I don't know!" the other Link asked as they had already lost their identities.
"WE'RE TWINS!" both shouted at once…
"HEY!… AH CRAP NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!" Links said.
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DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD! Goes the freaky midget in a rainbow trench coat!
Zelda woke up and saw Sheik sitting above her with a knife.
"AHH! I'VE LOST MY POWER TO SPY ON MY TRUE LOVE!" Zelda screamed and then picked Sheik up and threw him out the window.
"HEY!… I'm confused as to what happened too… I thought I was a girl but when I went to pleasure myself I pushed my package inside out and now there is a strange stinging sensation whenever I move… and I'm just ignoring it…" Sheik said as tears filled his eyes.
"Is that what you were doing with that knife?" Zelda asked.
"Umm…" Sheik started sweating "Sure why not!"
And so they got ready and stuff and went to school and stuff…
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BEEP! Goes the beeper machine!
Popo rolled over and accidentally crushed Nana under his insane weight… then without even noticing he just left for school in the same parka he wears every day… which was very dirty due to this fact…
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(SILENCE) Goes the alarm clock that isn't there because SOMEBODY ate it…
Kirby woke up and stuff… then wondered why he can hear silence and stuff… then went to school and stuff… (he doesn't bother to get dressed because… HE DOESN'T WEAR CLOTHES!)
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SPLAT! Goes the train that thought he could as he fell off the tracks and died…
"Did you hear something?" Pikachu asked as he turned over to Pichu.
Sadly Pichu was crushed by the train… which is why the SPLAT was there… DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING!
So Pikachu cried and stuff… then got ready for school and stuff… then left and stuff…
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No one cares anymore so basically everyone made if to school… and stuff… with the exception of Pichu of course… that was to be expected…
The school was a large… okay fine… medium sized… OH FINE!… it was basically 10 rooms with all 8 classes required classes… the schedule everyone had was:
1 period Geometry
2 period Biology
3 period English
4 period Gym
5 period World Civ.
6 period Comp. Tech.
7 period AP Commercial Art 2 honors
8 Teacher's Assistant
YAY!
Ok then…
Good for me then…
I would like to yell at you… but I wont… I will only tell you that I would like to…
…is acooler ,
.is asexier +
Lol means,I would like to eat you babies…
R&ASDFGHJKL Read and Ask Someone Dead For Good Health in July's K Lice…